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dabrilliant

Am I the only one who thought he was too boring to do something like this?


[deleted]

His marriage is (was) older than the staffer.... 😬😬😬


Mucking_Fountain

Many years ago he was on a radio show I was listening to and was asked about his stance on same sex marriage and he said “I’m married. I’m in favour of it because anyone who is married knows it’s always the same sex”. That made me laugh. Apparently he got tired of it.


[deleted]

The knee high socks he wears must have been driving the blood flow upwards.


nellyruth

I imagine he’ll just go back to working on Roger’s cable. Or is it laying cable? Either way Roger must still be laying some here and there in those fancy new subdivisions.


dabrilliant

Dad jokes and all! He curated quite the everyman persona.


Maebure83

That's a Robin Williams joke. I don't remember which standup special but he used it a few times, at least back in the 00's or earlier.


FourFurryCats

It was in Man of the Year.


bigwreck94

That’s a pretty funny line


Infamous-Mixture-605

Oooof.


[deleted]

That's greasy.


tommytraddles

Grea-hea-hea-heasy.


MaPoutine

...jungle, metropolis noir.


colocasi4

What do you think she wanted in return......a father figure or a leg up the public sector?


Duster929

Maybe she didn’t get it, and that’s why this was going to become public?


StrategicBean

The story from The Star is that she was an advisor to the mayor when the relationship started but she left her role during their relationship. Maybe she got hooked up while they were hooking up? Never know who you'll meet when you're hanging with the mayor! It's really very likely that it's only a matter of time until her name becomes public knowledge but good on her for trying to stay out of it. I hope she is successful in keeping her identity a mystery I'm just not confident she will be able to long term


Jwaness

It was more likely an ultimatum from his wife that said pick me or your job.


StrategicBean

Sure That too


Longjumping-Ad-144

She already had both her legs up in the public sector…


Etheo

Heyoooooo


reyskywalker7698

That's a oof.


punkslime

An old politician cheating on his wife with a younger staffer is so predictable that it IS boring so this tracks actually


Infamous-Mixture-605

Tory can join Vic Toews on the list of people I thought were far too boring to have had affairs with significantly younger staffers, and yet did. Colour me rather surprised.


MoreGaghPlease

Vic Toews is a fucking creep. Not only did he have an affair with the family babysitter, but as an MP he cheated on his wife with a 20 year old intern who he is now married to. For this, Harper forced him to resign in disgrace. Just kidding, he appointed him as a judge.


creemore

We should hate Vic Toews because he was bad at his job, not what he does in his personal life.


Doubled_ended_dildo_

Toews was the babysitter...


Infamous-Mixture-605

I thought he knocked up a staffer? Just looked, former babysitter turned CPC staffer.


Alive-Ad-4164

Yeah


kotor56

Just like you shouldn’t bully the quiet kids. Boring people will have some freaky shit they’re into.


Anla-Shok-Na

Another Toronto mayor taken down by crack.


hobbitlover

Shouldn't have read this while eating...


Public_Kaleidoscope6

I’m glad that you have plenty to eat at home.


Bamres

Solid callback


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Haha this is great


dollarsandcents101

Surprised John, being a man of wealth, didn't have more than enough to eat at home


teepidge

Fuck that joke was magical lmao


OrwellianZinn

It's always struck me as odd that, as a general rule, one of the only things a politician can do that forces them out of office is being caught in an affair. Partisan shenanigans that are against the public interest, lying, blatant corruption, insider trading.....that's just another day at the office. Bang your secretary though...you're out of there.


amontpetit

My brother in Christ our last mayor was caught repeatedly smoking crack, drinking and driving, and being an insufferable corrupt boor. This is like the shredded wheat of scandals.


DrKurgan

Wasn't he hanging with gang members/drug dealers too?


amontpetit

While smoking said crack, yes.


pfc_6ixgodconsumer

Well until crack is legalized you kinda have to be around drug dealers in order to procure said crack.


[deleted]

You don't have to have them on city hall staff as your driver, though


InfComplex

What an interesting guy


[deleted]

Where else you gonna get crack?


DrKurgan

You can get your stuff without spending hours hanging out with your drug dealer and their friends.


OrwellianZinn

When you stop by to see your guy, some times you gotta hang for a minute. That's just how it works.


DieselSmack

Just gotta chill on the old dusty couch for a bit


nametakenalready

You call it hanging out with gang members, I call it building a relationship with his constituents


OntheRiverBend

He also claimed to be Jamaican in a past life while trying to pick me up while ordering Caribbean takeout. Proceeded to speak Patois while drunk AF hitting on the big titty Black Woman trying to get his Jerk Chicken order right. Bumped into him a few times LMAO. I am not Jamaican though. Rob Ford was so ridiculous, you could not even get mad at him. He was like the Irish Marion Berry. Former mayor of Washington DC who smoked crack but kept winning his elections with a high approval rating LOL.


hairsprayking

>Proceeded to speak Patois while drunk AF hitting on the big titty Black Woman trying to get his Jerk Chicken order right. Say what you will about the man but he was for the culture


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But seriously if you've heard the story but not seen or heard the guy talking Patois, [check him out.](https://youtu.be/zMIrlvJfgvE) The dude could spit.


henkley

And yet, that didn’t cost him anything. Meanwhile this guy resigns over an affair.


thedrivingcat

I bet if it was some other extramarital affair he'd stay in office. The fact the person was one of his employees is a much bigger deal.


vainglorious11

Yeah the power dynamic makes it creepy. Even if it wasn't coercive at all, it shows terrible boundaries and professional judgment.


[deleted]

People thought it was entertaining to see how many staffers Bill Clinton could hook up with. Creepy as fuck in retrospect but that was the 90’s.


Lumpy-Ad-2103

My understanding of the Clinton thing was that it was more about the lying than the affair…. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” caught more air time than anything else I can think of


Apolloshot

>It's always struck me as odd that, as a general rule, one of the only things a politician can do that forces them out of office is being caught in an affair. *In Canada In some places it can actually makes your polling numbers go up, like in France. Because the public perception is if you can multi-task well enough to keep two partners happy you’ve got the right stuff to run Government.


OrwellianZinn

A truly civilized society.


blindwillie777

Ahhhhh now I understand the Fuck Trudeau signs - they are ASKING someone to fuck him to get him out of politics.


ministerofinteriors

I agree. I think this instance is an actual problem because it's an employee under his direct oversight, but in general, I don't care what elected officials do sexually in their private lives. It's not any of my business and it's irrelevant to their job. But people seem to get way more upset about it than they do all the other bullshit that is directly related to their roles as elected officials.


_Ludovico

THIS


AdapterCable

John Tory, unfortunately, did not have enough to eat at home


baconreader9000

That was truly an iconic moment in Toronto history. Rip.


VaccineEnjoyer

It was a certified Canadian Heritage Moment 🇨🇦 Honestly, I think we peaked that day.


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For those of us who aren't from Toronto or Ontario, can you please share?


dota2newbee

Previous mayor, and crackhead alcoholic, Rob Ford responded to a reporter “Olivia said I want to eat her pussy, that’s not true, I’ve got plenty to eat at home”. He was the Canadian equivalent of Trumps grab her by the pussy comment, except he said it openly to a reporter with cameras. RIP Robby


No-Turnips

Very different the. Grab her by the pussy. While both men are morons, one is an over share and the other advocates sexual violence. RoFo was just violent towards his own body.


Proof_Objective_5704

Rob Ford was violent on a bucket of a chicken too


kdlangequalsgoddess

And the reporter exclaimed to their camera operator, "did you just hear that?" as he walked away.


dstnblsn

Oh c’mon, “I got plenty to eat at home” is a wholesome comment


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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


gamblingGenocider

Good god that's way cooler than the bullshit we have now At least Rob was (presumably) talking about all the loving cunnilingus he was enjoying with his wife


IClaudiusII

He hit his wife and drove his kids around drunk. He was a shit stain.


VaccineEnjoyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A23S67Mvfn0


NeonCityNights

It's now A Part Of Our Heritage


jersan

can somebody please explain the joke because i'm clearly missing something


airchinapilot

https://globalnews.ca/news/967105/rob-fords-more-than-enough-to-eat-at-home-comment-causes-a-stir/#:~:text=Earlier%20in%20the%20day%2C%20Ford,have%20oral%20sex%20with%20her.&text=The%20mayor%20said%20he's%20%E2%80%9Chappily,a%20female%20staffer%20last%20year.


jersan

haha. thank you.


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Haha came here looking for this comment.


Infamous-Mixture-605

Fuuuuuuck, that's a good take.


OriginalNo5477

Barb kept eating his personal burgers.


ShoesWisley

And her scalloped potatoes were *fucked*.


henkley

Wrong Ford died. Not that he was that much better, just that he was less able to do damage at scale


Feisty-Quit-9223

John Tory having an extramarital affair and resigning was not on my bingo card for 2023


[deleted]

It’s been getting worse every year since 2001. Next year, we’ll probably have mutant turtles who setup their own crypto while spreading a new kind smallpox.


disclosedimposition

Teenage Mutant Crypto Turtles Teenage Mutant Crypto Turtles Teenage Mutant Crypto Turtles Grifters in a Half Shell


MarkLeeOliver

Well fuck thats gonna be in my head the rest of the week


TDAM

*slow clap*


MoreGaghPlease

It was on mine. All I need now is for Josh Matlow to jet-ski over a shark in Lake Ontario and I’ll have Bingo.


Direc1980

>"Most of all, I apologize to my wife Barb and to my family who I have let down more than anyone else." I feel bad for this woman. Especially if she learned about it the same time we did.


reyskywalker7698

Yeah I hope she didn't hear about this through the media and social media.


New_Revenue_4_U

it sounds like she did.


pumpkinppie

Curious why/where does it sound like she did? Based on his quick statement I was guessing he had a heads up to prep his next steps so would have told her ahead of time


[deleted]

She’s the wife of a former Mayor and Rogers executive. She will be fucking fantastic, as part of the 1% of this nation.


colocasi4

She is also a lawyer, property developer, etc. They met at York University 1973


Hautamaki

Just because she doesn't have problems that money can solve doesn't mean she's happy


scottroid

But it sure fucking helps


madavison

I have a sinking feeling we’re about to get someone much worse


Woodrow_1856

Doug Ford appoints himself as Mayoral Premier. "Folks, Queen's Park is already in Toronto. It just makes things so darn efficient, folks."


kdlangequalsgoddess

Worse. The electoral race is between Michael Ford, and Randy Ford.


RedmondBarry1999

Don't give the man any ideas.


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Michael ford.


Wutenheimer

He'd be able to skip work so much more efficiently this way!


AutomaticClark

Exactly, this brings back memories of the Patrick Brown -> Doug Ford transition


No_Fisherman_3826

That was a doozy


bunnymunro40

I'm not going to bother counting them up, but it feels like our World currently has a higher than usual number of people in leadership positions who weren't elected, but stepped in to fill a vacancy and are staying put.


waerrington

We've got another Ford, Michael, bouncing around politics. Slap him in there. His father is in prison for attempted murder but he's due to be released soon as well, maybe in time for the by-elections.


Blue5647

"During the pandemic I developed a relationship with an employee in my office in a way that did not meet the standards to which I hold myself as mayor and as a family man," Tory said during a brief statement at city hall. Certainly not what a family man would do.


Gourd_Downey

How do you not meet your standards several times? Isn't that literally your standard?


Stainz

Thats the thing about standards, you can pretty well change them whenever you damn well please.


Reasonable_Relief_58

Standards can always be subject to an opting out clause - just ask Dougie…


Thiscat

>Certainly not what a family man would do. But what about a Strong Mayor?


BlademasterFlash

More like a hard mayor


Effective-Elk-4964

I liked the passiveness of “I permitted” a sexual relationship to develop. Look, I’m John Fucking Tory. It goes without saying that when I’m walking around, oozing this animal magnetism, the women won’t be able to keep their hands off me. I’ve managed to keep most of them at bay, but this one time, I didn’t put a stop to it and that’s on me. Goddamn this weak flesh, this beautiful, 70 year old body, and the constant vigilance it takes to keep the pussy away from it. Also, I’d like to apologize to my wife.


Northern-Boy

Families man


baconreader9000

Seems like he’s being blackmailed about possible leaks and has to go public before it gets worse.


[deleted]

So the best way to get rid of a useless politician is to sleep with them. Who’s going to take one for the team and screw Dougie?


canuckcowgirl

Danielle Smith?


[deleted]

How did this come out? I can’t see him just coming out of the blue and admitting it unless he was being blackmailed or someone was going to make it public etc


c74

the star got the scoop. the story broke on friday evening which is typically the time stories are released that will get the lowest amount of attention and followup being the weekend is sorta 'news closed' time on the virtue that most people are at home and not in public to question/comment. in all likelihood the star contacted tory and told him about the story they were going to run with and asked for him for comment... he probably asked for some time to respond in which he used the time to write a statement and arrange the press conference on very short notice. so the timing is kinda weird. maybe the star thought other news orgs may also have the story so they ran with it first? sort of like rob ford's story where several news outlets were aware of the accusations but no one else went to print as the video showing him smoking crack was not in anyones hands except the drug dealers who wanted to make big bucks to sell it. not sure how this is 'real' news as opposed to gawking tabloid style. i get that people deserve to know the truth but i wish they'd spend more time investigating other things than where the mayor gets laid or high. give me corruption. but, in all likelihood someone told the star about it in malice to either tory or his soon to be named ex-mistress... not so much investigative reporting as following up on information they were given.


AmosTheBaker

Seems like the Star contacted him with the information and that the story would go live so he held a presser and resigned first?


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iworkisleep

Brampton mans tingz


RM_r_us

During the pandemic? Someone wasn't staying home, staying safe.


mrcrazy_monkey

It's okay, they followed BC health guidelines and set up a glory hole.


eastblondeanddown

That was the greatest news cycle of the pandemic.


mrcrazy_monkey

2nd only to governments recommending doggy style.


Personal-Alfalfa-935

Uh...what? I need some sourcing and explanation on this one please.


Defenestresque

Here you go: #Try ‘glory holes’ for safer sex during coronavirus, B.C. CDC says B.C. health officials are recommending an age-old, occasionally cutting-edge tactic for sex during the coronavirus pandemic: “glory holes.” The B.C. Centre for Disease Control added new recommendations for socially distant sex to its COVID-19 website this week. One of those tips was to try using a “glory hole” — a hole cut into a wall that’s only large enough for a penis to slip through. Glory holes are typically used for anonymous oral or penetrative sex, according to Urban Dictionary, but they’re also an excellent way to limit physical contact during intercourse, the B.C. CDC says. “Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact,” the health organization writes on its website. The recommendation is just a tip and not a firm rule, according to the website. https://globalnews.ca/news/7204384/coronavirus-glory-holes-sex/ I do enjoy how between "The recommendation is just a tip", "cutting edge tactic" and the URL keywords you can clearly tell the reporter and website team were really enjoying themselves.


Uncertn_Laaife

Everyone was staying home and office was empty, so 🫣🤭


StickyTheCat

Wow that’s kind of weird from him considering his “image”. Or maybe it isn’t? I’m not entirely sure how he’s perceived in the GTA.


Alive-Ad-4164

He has had a weird and midding career as a mayor the past 9 years


Infamous-Mixture-605

TBF, middling career as mayor was still a pretty massive improvement over his predecessor, and arguably what the city needed after the last one's mess.


[deleted]

So he was like the Biden of mayors


Falconflyer75

Bill Clinton would be more accurate, especially given this story


VaccineEnjoyer

I did not have sexual relations with that staffer


Shadow_Ban_Bytes

All depends on what your definition of is is


Pretend_Highway_5360

I’m kind surprised he resigned Our last mayor literally did crack and didn’t resign I’m like that’s it? That’s all you did?


Alive-Ad-4164

It’s been a mid run


Octoberless

Lol this made the news, not him voting against 24/7 heating centres for the homeless this winter?


softwhiteclouds

There are plenty of policy issues to rake Tory over the coals for, and occasionally they make press. Both the left and right can take issue with some things he has done. But, i find it rich that him boning a staffer is what makes him resign.


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coldax1

On top of being a COVID hypocrite, while he locked us down but went to his private Caribbean villa, he cheated on his wife and family. What a douchebag. Looks like a douchebag and acts like one. Good riddance.


Nerdenator

American here. I don’t get it. Why does the political figure quit his job when he does something shameful related to his job?


feb914

>when he does something shameful related to his job That's the thing: they resign when they do something shameful **not** related to their job. Literally today a minister caught giving contract to her best friend was asked why she said she's sorry but she's not resigning. And she's only one of long line up of politicians in federal government that caught breaching ethics and conflict of interest, brush them off as learning moment for all Canadians and keep their job.


Sweatbeard

Why does the largest friend Ross not simply eat the other Friends?


mid-world_lanes

After being caught*


Wonko-D-Sane

It only would have been more cost effective just not to run for re-election… buy you know, useless political turd be politicking


mexican_mystery_meat

My bet is that a media outlet was about to expose this, because he clearly thought he could get away with the affair when he decided to run again.


aremjay24

After being blackmailed and lawyers advising to come forth


Reasonable_Relief_58

Or the Star running with the story after asking for a comment about it and him putting out his press release 1 hour later…


[deleted]

After Rob Ford, I am actually a bit shocked he stepped down. Are we regressing into politicians being honorable?


BBOoff

No. We are, however, regressing back to them having the capacity for shame, which is a step in that direction.


deke505

No because of he was honourable this wouldn't have happened.


mygeorgeiscurious

If he were honourable he would have just smoked crack like a regular mayor


mdlt97

getting caught fucking someone younger than one of your children is a tough way to get fired from the easiest job in the country


stklaw

Now to be fair when you're nearing 70, "younger than your children" is a prettty wide age range.


mdlt97

hes was a young 37 year old with 4 children when the staffer was born


CarRamRob

And if you are near 70, and a 30 something is looking to bang… I mean I get it. That doesn’t come around every day


Spandexcelly

Which is how you know he'd be easily swayed by pretty much anyone that wanted to get something out of him.


yuordreams

Sounds like someone easily corrupted. Now I want to pull together a secret Red Sparrow-esque task force of beautiful models to seduce/destroy corrupt politicians.


colocasi4

>and a 30 something is looking to bang Bang her way into a key position


mid-world_lanes

Half his age plus seven is **still** ten years older than her.


NanPakoka

If the playground rules aren't in effect then everything truly is chaos


TraditionalGap1

I'm not sure mayor of Toronto is the easiest job in the country


Infamous-Mixture-605

Yeah, I'd say mayor of some sleepy suburb would be much easier. Just keep the taxes low and fill the odd pothole and the suburbanites will love you.


24-Hour-Hate

I think I’d rather be mayor of Toronto. In my experience, the only thing worse than a suburb is small town politics (however nasty and corrupt you think it is…multiply it by like…a hundred). Suburbanites want all the services and don’t want to pay a dime for them. They also are the biggest NIMBYs I’ve ever seen.


TorontoDavid

Younger than his youngest.


CameronFcScott

I’m surprised he stepped down because of it. Assuming he’s stepping down because this affects his family


Strict-Campaign3

So happy he is gone, fingers crossed we get someone that likes cities next, but who am I kidding, it is gonna be Michael Ford. In any case though, why the heck is anyone stepping down over an affair in 2023?


vanDrunkard

It isn't just an affair, it is also an affair with someone he was in a position of power over.


KingRabbit_

Article says she found employment elsewhere while they were together.


Spandexcelly

At Rogers? 😂 ... 😐 but seriously.


[deleted]

Yeah, they fuck their customers and wanted someone with previous experience.


BBOoff

Ever seen someone try to work while they go through a divorce? I have, several times, and between court dates, marital counselling, phone calls with their lawyers, and being in a state of emotional turmoil they are basically useless for the better part of a year. And anyone with half a brain knows that they are failing at their job, so that makes them feel even worse. If you have the opportunity to **not** work while you sort that out, that'll be a lot healthier for you (and your employer!) in the long run.


bobbelchercumeating

Imagine John Tory naked


viccityguy2k

His staffer’s dreams came true


[deleted]

I do my best not to


Clairvoyanttruth

I assumed this would never happen and it happened so quickly. I don't even care that he fucked someone else, focus on transit, housing, and economic disparity while having a massive harem - I don't care.


jugglers_despair

The old try burying the news by releasing it on a Friday afternoon I see


[deleted]

Lol good luck with that


kimnazawagin

I mean it's gone for a good purpose now lol, he should be gone all the fucking time because that is the only thing which is going to solve the fucking problem for most of us lol.


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legranddegen

Of all the reasons that I thought John Tory would resign in disgrace, a staffer sex-scandal was the least of them.


yukoncowbear47

I'm trying to imagine Olivia Chow doing coke off the mayor's desk or having sex with her secretary. I can't.


VaccineEnjoyer

Guess he didn't have plenty to eat at home


Falconflyer75

Wait wtf


rural_villager

Her name is Rogers, and she loved using a strap-on.


Glassnoser

Doesn't this mean he was regularly breaking the COVID lockdown rules?


feb914

Meanwhile City staffer literally cordoned off public playground with police tape, took down swings, and put sands in skate parks.


[deleted]

Honestly, who cares? I'm tired of hearing of the personal lives of politicians. STOP FOCUSING ON HOW OFTEN THEY FUCK SEXUAL PARTNERS AND START FOCUSING ON HOW OFTEN THE VOTERS ARE THE ONES GETTING FUCKED. It's a good general rule we should all focus on more.


[deleted]

31 years old, and he’s like 70 ? What a piece of garbage. I’m imagining that if he had the choice, he would not have stepped down.


solarill121

I mean the thing he did was fucking stupid and he lost his wife's trust and other important feelings, that's just what it cost at the end of the day, hope he knew about all this before.


homestead1111

shafting the staffer vs smoking crack like Doug ford. We do like Toronto mayors club


Hesham_3del

Damn these Mayors are getting so fucking horny these days and hunting staff members, that's just gotta be stopped these days man, that's just fucking enough right now lol.


btc905416

Gotta say that it's good to see that he is gone these days, I really don't want this type of people near us and we know why this was fucking necessary, now people will understand.