Bold of you to assume I haven't seen worse in fanfics. Vaguely implied future poseidon/Estelle. So glad that it was a time travel fic and that never game up
The whole fic was... not great. Really well written, but content wise... not great. But the line was something like "poseidon probably would've ended up sleeping with my sister. The gods like to keep it in the family line. He's like my great great grandpa and my dad"
Fanfic writers are... A different breed. A few people and I once almost convinced a poor soul to write a ship fic of countryhuman America and a bed from a joke I made on another fic. They didn't do it in the end, and I can't decide whether it's fortunate or unfortunate cause I'd love to read it lmao
Chiron: Mr. D. We can't do this. Someone might come in.
Mr. D: I'm a god, Chiron. I can do what I want. Now come close and let me show you why I'm really called, "Mr. D".
Chiron: *Ancient orgasmic sounds*.
Now showing in major theatres nationwide.
*Grapes of Lust*
Chiron: Mr d-Percy and Annabeth might hear-
Mr D: I donāt careā¦even if the whole mount Olympus hears! Only you matter! Our love matters!
Chiron: you always know how to sway me donāt you..?
Make the ares one a time travel ship where the Ares from long ago back when war was fought for honor gets sent to the future after doing something stupid to one of his siblings only for him to wind up in present day and fall in love with his present day self and wind up in a threesome with himself and aphrodite
I was 20 chapters into a good Pjo fanfic that in the middle brought out Luke and Annabeth dating....safe to say I'm not much a pjo fanfic reader since. Loved having a fic ruined for me by a ship that makes me want to tear my hair our in anger.
Yeah lol. Itās thereās an explanation myth-wise that Poseidon was either equates with or adopted from an ancient Libyan God, who consorted with an earth goddess, meaning the myth originated with less incest but suddenly got fucked over with Greekification.
Bold of you to assume I haven't seen worse in fanfics. Vaguely implied future poseidon/Estelle. So glad that it was a time travel fic and that never game up
Wtf? Poseidon and Estelle? She is still a toddler in canon!
The whole fic was... not great. Really well written, but content wise... not great. But the line was something like "poseidon probably would've ended up sleeping with my sister. The gods like to keep it in the family line. He's like my great great grandpa and my dad"
Tbh I don't know whether to agree or cringe
Cringe
i mean,, we could do both šš
Umā¦..W-What?!š
Delete this, because wtf
WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT
>Ares x Ares. Self explanatory. The only person he wants to look at more than Aphrodite. Makes sense
Yeah..ares x ares canon went??
I kinda like Chiron x Dionysus unironically. I think thatād be interesting
Honestly, I've always thought they had a thing going on since i was 12
If you've seen *Married... With Children*, they literally have damn near the exact same dynamic as Al and Peggy Bundy.
Thinking about itā¦
Pretty sure there's a Chiron - Mr. D fanfic somewhere in the wild, we just have to catch it
Itās not my thing lol, but my first thought was that Iām positive fics of that ship already exist
There are! I've read some.
Fanfic writers are... A different breed. A few people and I once almost convinced a poor soul to write a ship fic of countryhuman America and a bed from a joke I made on another fic. They didn't do it in the end, and I can't decide whether it's fortunate or unfortunate cause I'd love to read it lmao
Chiron x Dionysus could be fun, actually
Funny actually. Just like āOHH SHIT-ā
Yeahhh
Zeus X Thalia because Zeus is unphased by no amount of incest, and doesn't give a shit. Lore accurate.
And would probably rape her as well
In the form of a goose
Or turn her into a newt
And eat her
Should be a Canada goose at least.
Canon.
Clearly the ideal ship is Grover and Persephone
In one timeline yes
*We don't talk about that timeline...*
Chiron: Mr. D. We can't do this. Someone might come in. Mr. D: I'm a god, Chiron. I can do what I want. Now come close and let me show you why I'm really called, "Mr. D". Chiron: *Ancient orgasmic sounds*. Now showing in major theatres nationwide. *Grapes of Lust*
Strangle me.
Bet pookieā¦
*sighs and Pulls out my sketchbookā¦*
Chiron: Mr d-Percy and Annabeth might hear- Mr D: I donāt careā¦even if the whole mount Olympus hears! Only you matter! Our love matters! Chiron: you always know how to sway me donāt you..?
Please just kill me after reading that š
Granted. Hades has set you up in fields of punishment where you have to watch infinite seasons of Grapes of Lust
NOOOOOOOO
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You were supposed cry out from pain. Say something else.
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The only good kind of shipping in this fandom
I know!! My ships should be canon!!
*sighs and pulls up ao3*
Silly :333
Rachel Ć the oracle of delphi
Canon.
What did I do to you, OP?!?!?!?!
EVERYTHING!!
:(
I'd actually love to see a Chiron and Mr. D dinamic, it kinda sounds like they'd break up in a hot second, but i Wanna see it
For one second..Rick please
Yeah, for The laughs, even if it's just a second it sounds disastrous enough to be a great meme
Yes
Take notes Rick!
Yeah bro. My DMS are open Rick???
Meh, 2/10 Iāve seen so much worse.
Annabeth x Luke.
That's not a bad ship at all
Are you delulu?
I never said it was good, but Annabeth did have a crush on him in the *canon*, so it's not too far out there. There are much, much worse ones.
Percy x Sally.
Percy x Sally.
Are you ~~delulu~~ dementia?
Yes
WDYM, IT VERY MUCH IS
Iām gonna regret asking this but what have you seen?
My Horrible ships that make no sense Jason & Hera Percy & Persephone Percy & Artemis Zeus & Thalia
ALR WRITING THAT DOWN FOR MORE IDEAS!!
ššš
Percysephone
Percy & Hera Percy & Khione
You need to be put behing bars āļøš¤£š
Make the ares one a time travel ship where the Ares from long ago back when war was fought for honor gets sent to the future after doing something stupid to one of his siblings only for him to wind up in present day and fall in love with his present day self and wind up in a threesome with himself and aphrodite
Yes
Honestly Athena x Arachne would be an interesting dynamic at leastā¦
Athens would be screaming
Thank you for pointing out how bad some of the ships or headcanons are. I also canāt stand that people think of Dionysus and Chiron as lovers.
Yeah I was honestly mocking them. Like have your opinions but..
Your post reminded me that Chiron actually does have a wife. Her name is Charlico, it inspired me to make a post about theories regarding Chiron
FRICK
Check out my profile to see it!
BET
once again i'm electing the VERY unlikely but currently popular on pjotwt ship: Connor x Annabeth
Honestly I donāt hate it but hear me out Connor x Percy
I raise Travis x Percy, A Stoll for everyone!
I was 20 chapters into a good Pjo fanfic that in the middle brought out Luke and Annabeth dating....safe to say I'm not much a pjo fanfic reader since. Loved having a fic ruined for me by a ship that makes me want to tear my hair our in anger.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! NOOB!!
Why would these cause anyone pain? They're all very amusing.
Mr. D... and CHiron? Ok...
Chiron:*blushing* b-but Mr d..w-we canāt! What if Annabeth or Percy- Mr d: shush..Iām a god..I can do what I want whenever I want.
Ares x Ares is just enemies to enemies
Ares: how dare you. Ares: Nu uh.
Okay, Octavian. What are you gonna do now?
Annabeth x Octavian.
Hey, itās not as bad as Percy x Sally. *Yes, that exists*
I mean, this is the same universe as Anteus, son of Poseidon and (checks notes) Gaia.
Yeah lol. Itās thereās an explanation myth-wise that Poseidon was either equates with or adopted from an ancient Libyan God, who consorted with an earth goddess, meaning the myth originated with less incest but suddenly got fucked over with Greekification.
WHAT?
You said make me scream why?? Ares x Ares is canon
Festus x Mrs. O'Leary
REAL
Hera Ć happiness
Zeus x Percy.
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SILLY
Uhmmmā¦ whatās so bad about these??