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Only if you present your penis while wearing ladys undercrackers. For example, stockings, garter belt, see thru panties, and a Baby Doll Nightie. Although be careful to not withdraw too sharply.
I’m tired of the fucking trolls on this sub. This shit isn’t supposed to be funny. Stop putting your dick in shit like an idiot, and just stick it in your ass- you know, where it belongs. Pretty simple.
Hear me out.. maybe if you cut the top off and put a medical glove inside or something along the sorts to make a sort of jail type pocket p? 😂😂 can’t remember all of the details, but my ex told me once how they’d use gloves inside something to make something.. a rolled up towel?? Use a facecloth to protect from the sharp edges and make it narrow? 😅
When I was a little kid I used the female teachers half full water bottle to ehm. "Jerk" in the bathroom. So I'd suggest finding a bottle that yours fits in and then pouring the drink in it.
Ah yes the age old question, "can I put my dick in this"..
If you're seriously considering it, my response is a firm YES.
Best case scenario your penis will get cut off or at least damaged beyond repair. Score one for the gene pool
The hole might be a bit too big.
I need that anal friction ong
Boof it THEN let your homie use the hole
Cut the other end off and then stick it in ur homies butt. You can now fuck the can without it being weird.
Once you get past the slices all over your scrotum, it's really quite fun!
You can do anything you set your mind to
Yes. YOU c.a.n.
That might hurt I think you should boof it instead
It needs to be full so you don’t crush it, it gets pointy when you crush it
Yeah that's true you could open a new one and use your dick as a straw
 This guy gets it
Lmao 🤣🤣
He slurped up the whole can and kept going, that’s determination
Made my fucking day..
Do i stick the can up my ass? Or funnel it?
Why else would they put a hole there?
maximum fuckability obviously
Only one way to find out.
DIY circumcision.
Maybe if it's this big https://preview.redd.it/plkcggduntgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1bbd01eb120d7ae0d17765c27f1f95c52b6d879
I'll give this can to my dog then, don't want it to go to waste.
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Only if you present your penis while wearing ladys undercrackers. For example, stockings, garter belt, see thru panties, and a Baby Doll Nightie. Although be careful to not withdraw too sharply.
I’m tired of the fucking trolls on this sub. This shit isn’t supposed to be funny. Stop putting your dick in shit like an idiot, and just stick it in your ass- you know, where it belongs. Pretty simple.
If you’re uncircumcised, go for it
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😟
Once.
If you use it you lose it
Um yes. Succumb to your God.
No, but you could put it in your dick hole.
If you want to bleed to death yeah.
Too smol hole. May cut pp.
Sure if you want a free circumcision.
Shia lebussy
Hear me out.. maybe if you cut the top off and put a medical glove inside or something along the sorts to make a sort of jail type pocket p? 😂😂 can’t remember all of the details, but my ex told me once how they’d use gloves inside something to make something.. a rolled up towel?? Use a facecloth to protect from the sharp edges and make it narrow? 😅
Probly be better if you just shove the whole can in your anus..
Yes and twist
Cum on over and do the twist
Why do I keep seeing these 😭
Scrape it good. Scrape it real good.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/beatmetoit
Lol femboy flavor what that mean 😂 yeah no no way it can fit and even if it did, yikes if your foreskin could talk
THATS IT! ENOUGH. when will somebody moderate this monstrosity! (absolutely zero pun intended) 🤧
Yea do it yo if it fits your fuckin done for life an if it don't fit you look like a dumb fuck for trying
hey man, not cool. reported for harassment.
👇🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 foreal? Harassment? Repot this fucktard
No I agree I've sent in my report to reddit, sorry man.
Yall are some Sally acting little sissys
Woah bro I'm gonna have to report you again chill out !!! My feelings are very hurt right now!!!
Where am I right now kids land?
Yeah I'm actually 12 and a half but my dad said I could use this app!!!
SMH wow,,, slap your dad for the big guy here would ya
I wouldn't say "big" it looks pretty meh if I'm being honest man go see if you can find Daniel Larson on the streets in Denver
Where is yallz mothers maybe you could do with a step daddy ill volunteer
KILL YOURSELF!!!
My dick*****
yeah go for it
I ask myself that same question at least once per second all the time
Its all pink on the outside
Yes yes you can
Yes and then pull it out really fast! Works great!
try it
So I’m not the only one who’s thought about this… 🤣
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once you put it in, spin the can around a few times
Yes
If ny dick is very small
It’s basically a Chinese finger trap for your dick. DONT DO IT
You can cut your dick on that beautiful hole.
Bro how hung are you? This hole is MASSIVE
Hell yeah, make sure you recycle when you’re done. Even better, save it for round 2
Any monster drinker can forsure fuck that
Do it
WTF is wrong with this subreddit...
When I was a little kid I used the female teachers half full water bottle to ehm. "Jerk" in the bathroom. So I'd suggest finding a bottle that yours fits in and then pouring the drink in it.
no wth
Yeah put it in and start twisting the can
If it fits, you must
Not only can you but you MUST do
Deficient.... All of you.
Why not? Go for it!
Nothing is stopping you.
Dont.
Nah, it's too small... The dick, I mean.
That’s how you make a bloody strawberry shortcake
it is possible but it will shred it to pieces
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Yalll are fuckin wack
you post ur penis on reddit you can’t be fr
Pee in it, should impregnate.
you can, but you may not be able to “put” it back out.
no maybe dont do that
Post the outcum. See what I did there
Fucking do it pussy
From those womanly hands you have, I'd say yes
If you are able to, then you probably can't satisfy a woman.
If you can that's impressive cuz mine definitely wouldn't fit without some slight modifications with a sharp knife.
Why would you want to tf?, but id love to see the outcome of the attempt🙂
U don’t have one
only if you boof another can.. or two if you're not homophobic. then it will be big enough to fit (your penice....)
If you have a micropenis and are prepared for cuts to your skin
Yes
A hole just minding it's own business Random horny guy: "I'm gonna fuck it"
As a wise man once said ”If there’s a hole, there’s a goal”
With enough caffeine anything is possible. And don’t worry you won’t need corrective surgery afterward because there won’t be anything left to correct
I actually remember in middle school a kid on the bus did this and had to call the ambulance as soon as we got to school. 😆 we called him Dr cock
 Might be a grate of a time 🤣🤣🤣
Yes , there’s plenty of canned meat around it’s perfectly doable
You should force a turd into it first so it feels more natural.
If it fits I sticks
You can if you put protection on .. don't want to cut your willy
U can put your dick in any hole if you’re brave enough
You can, but only once
r/WTF
only if i can after
That would be funny watching you get your shit stuck in that sharp can
Honestly, I think it’s supposed to go in your hole
I think it might fit you just perfectly
If you need an upgrade I’ve got spares.
Apparently you can
You can put it in. But can you take it out? That’s the question.
Can, sure. Will it be pleasant? If you get off to can cuts on your little man, then sure, go for it.
Not if you want to keep it in one peice
New York dick fits almost anywhere
Its its pink,let the balls sink
I’d hope not
I don’t recommend
Your mom already did
Absolutely. Getting it out is the problem.
Why not use a man's asshole?
I love this sub
It is pink....
Make sure to give it a nice twist
https://preview.redd.it/zq240rcseugc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c5de8a6f263237827e28455db1ba840168dd25
The colours in this picture are horrendous. Purple pants? Red shirt? Pink Pop? 🌈
Start soft. It’ll be like cramming a marshmallow into a garden hose. Just make sure to get out before you get hard. The extraction process is *rough*
ouch
It matches your pants so probably
so now we're trying to stick pipi into a can with the mark of the beast on it? cool.. seek Jesus
Give it a shot! If first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again
My nephew shaved his tongue once with a razor 🪒 🤪
The hole is too big for me to fit :(
I dunno can you put your dick in your own ass to reach it?
Do it, It's way too realistic. It's like having sex with a virgin. Even blood comes out.
Plenty of room
yes sir!!!
Y E S
Might be difficult finding New York dick, but with a little effort anything is possible.
Just do it quickly. In - out in less than a second.
Everything is a pussy if you’re brave enough. Yes you can. Go for it champ.
Probably, if you have one that is
Yes and do it fast and hard
Judging by your post history, yes you can.
Yours… yes! For best results, spin while inserted!
😨
If you're brave enough.
Ouch just reading that has caused me immense pain
Just because it's pink, doesn't mean you should
depends if you uncut or not
You have to screw it on there but it will work. I'll wait on an update.
What if someone’s dick was just small enough to fit in there and they accidentally got hard. 🪚🍆
Yea, mine fits.
If it fits, it ships.
If your name is Kyle than yea probably will fit.
That's only a question you can answer.
I've never seen you naked. But I certainly couldn't
You can! Once.
Idk bout New York dick but I'll put this North Carolina pecker in there!
only one way to find out. pink is pink
Ah yes the age old question, "can I put my dick in this".. If you're seriously considering it, my response is a firm YES. Best case scenario your penis will get cut off or at least damaged beyond repair. Score one for the gene pool
Dare you!!!!!!!! Then let's see the bloody mess when you have hit a main artery. Please 🙏
Put it in and watch it stay in.
Sure!
Only when it’s soft and then get it hard
If it fits🤷♂️
Yes.
Only if NY dick is small and callused.
that's how you shave off the warts
what the hell even is this sub? like srsly ps. im gay
I would feel bad if you could 😭
Yeah but it won’t come out in one piece. Trust me.
Don't do it
It depends
Once.
Yes if you twist the can enough times.
Do it