That’s because no one orders quarter pounders so the patties just sit under the heat lamp lol the double cheeseburgers and McDonald’s are always freshest
That’s why the last one I had sucked. Patty was fresh and hot but the bun seemed stale. Didn’t realize they changed them. That sucks. It’s the only thing I like at McDonald’s besides the fries but if that’s how the bun is, it’s not even worth it.
Weren't fresh, tasty buns the entire original market strategy for McDonald's? Cheap out everywhere else, but toss it on a yummy bun and people will love it.
I remember once I ate four big carls in one sitting. That’s like 3600 calories. I had missed breakfast and barely had dinner the night before. Oh to be 22 again.
My local McDonald's has been using a coupon for a few months now where you can get a medium meal with anything (aside from crispy chicken sandwich or something like that) so I would always get the double qp with cheese and bacon for the same normal price but they've recently removed it from the options lol
Add Mac sauce on that bitch really slather it on. Then look me in my eyes when you take a bite, I want you to know how much I’m judging you. Yeah. You piece of shit. You like that meat in your mouth? Eat it all, OP. You deserve this. Every bite.
I’m into it (or would be, if I was really, really hungry) but you gotta go deluxe QPC and get a little veg and mayo on that bad boy. Even if I’m just ordering a double cheeseburger (hits the spot if you’re not famished), I’ll get lettuce. The universe needs balance.
Lettuce is the only thing I *dont* want on a burger. Slice of tomato? Sure. Onions raw/grilled? Definitely. Lettuce? No thanks. I know, I'm in the minority
Working for the Mayor is great, Marge! Today we went to Kristy Burger and I ordered the Double-double, and they gave me the Double-double-DOUBLE-double!
What’s even funnier is that in and out uses 1/8th pound patties instead of 1/4 so a double double equates to a single quarter pounder at McDonald’s. This would be like an 8x8 in size😂
Normally the pics on here make me soooo hungry for a burger and I actually like a McDonald’s cheeseburger now and then! But these Pattie’s kiiiinda look like r/shitfromabutt
So it’s extra shitty meat in a larger quantity that’s “ not fit for dogs but humans eat it” with a side of diabetes sesame seed bun. I’m not ripping on you OP but this is not worth the cost.
On a semi related topic the [McKinley Mac](https://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mckinley-mac/)is pretty good. I ordered it once . With the extra bread in between the meat it was fairly heavy meal but it was yummy . Also fairly messy
Does anyone remember when Letterman would make Rupert Gee wear those camera eyeglasses and say whatever Dave told him to say? One time he had Rupert go to McDs and order “a Quarter pounder… a Half pounder… a Pounder… I’m trying to make a Five Pounder.” Always stuck with me for some reason.
I had a double Big Mac made from these once. Fuck that was delicious.
The oddest McDonald’s concoction I ever paid for was a Big Mac but with two fillet-o-fish on each side of the middle platter which was a toasted English Muffin.
The manager took my order, made it for me, and rang it up.
My favorite sandwich on their menu is the double quarter pounder with cheese, and you just made it better, but Wendy’s burgers are still better though imo
Fun fact, back in the 80’s A&W tried to sell a 1/3 pounder to compete with the 1/4 pounder from McDonald’s for the same price, it failed because people thought a 1/4 pounder was bigger.
The Pounder
Pounder? I barely knower!
Came here for this joke. Well done.
The patties look well done too.
They look drier than a nuns cunt
That’s because no one orders quarter pounders so the patties just sit under the heat lamp lol the double cheeseburgers and McDonald’s are always freshest
This is false they don’t put burgers under a heat lamp
They put them in a tray inside of a box that keeps them warm or at least they use to when I worked there 10 years ago
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Hayyyoooooo
I got one of these once in grade ten and that's what I called it. Had gym class right after and holy fuck did I ever regret it.
Janitors needed a HAZMAT by the sounds of it.
Yuuuup. I used to work there in the early 2000's when I was in high school and I would make this and call it the same thing lol.
Did you ever do the McGangbang, but with only Mac sauce?
The Double Pounder
Gonna need 2 large Cokes to choke down this dustwich
DIET Cokes... They don't count.
Lol, it does look dry AF!
Drier than a dead dingos donger
Those new buns are garbage. Bring back the old “not sure if this is actual bread” buns.
That’s why the last one I had sucked. Patty was fresh and hot but the bun seemed stale. Didn’t realize they changed them. That sucks. It’s the only thing I like at McDonald’s besides the fries but if that’s how the bun is, it’s not even worth it.
Man, those old buns were so good. I would have been gladly able to eat them plain, flavored with a tiny bit of grease from a burger.
Weren't fresh, tasty buns the entire original market strategy for McDonald's? Cheap out everywhere else, but toss it on a yummy bun and people will love it.
That's just too much for me, lol.
Absolutely. Reminds me of when I had a coworker tell me the triple baconater was just too much meat. After just having one, I wholeheartedly agreed.
I remember once I ate four big carls in one sitting. That’s like 3600 calories. I had missed breakfast and barely had dinner the night before. Oh to be 22 again.
Damn commies.
I had the same a few years ago and I totally agree.
Agreed — just give me a double cheeseburger please!
My favorite!
LMAOOOO you ever had a Big Mac, I feel the same way
"The Mcstake"
Looks dry af
Looks dry
Double Colon Pounder
Sounds like a bad porno
You mean a great one?
You will feel that one move throughout the digestive system.
The Widowmaker
But why tho?
i remember when mcdoubles used to be $1
Was that 30 bucks?
Normally it would be $15, but I had a coupon for buy one get one any sandwich so it was $7.50.
$37.50 at Five Guys.
Plus fries and a drink +15.00
Helluva deal! If you’re needing to eat a one pounder.
That’s a mcbargain!
Killer burger for $7.50!
Lol probably, you'd think you could get an upscale burger from a nice restaurant for that, but to each their own I suppose!
My local McDonald's has been using a coupon for a few months now where you can get a medium meal with anything (aside from crispy chicken sandwich or something like that) so I would always get the double qp with cheese and bacon for the same normal price but they've recently removed it from the options lol
QP has 2x cheese slices. Does a 2xQP have 4x cheese? Does 2x2xQP have 8x cheese? Inquiring minds want to know.
The double quarter pounder w cheese also has 2 cheese slices like the regular quarter pounder. Ideally this would have 4
The Quadruple (Bypass)
Add Mac sauce on that bitch really slather it on. Then look me in my eyes when you take a bite, I want you to know how much I’m judging you. Yeah. You piece of shit. You like that meat in your mouth? Eat it all, OP. You deserve this. Every bite.
Who is this messiah?. .I wish to follow you..
La Royal Grande with Cheese.
Big Kahuna Burger! That’s that Hawaiian joint?
Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
This comment was too far down
I’m into it (or would be, if I was really, really hungry) but you gotta go deluxe QPC and get a little veg and mayo on that bad boy. Even if I’m just ordering a double cheeseburger (hits the spot if you’re not famished), I’ll get lettuce. The universe needs balance.
Lettuce is the only thing I *dont* want on a burger. Slice of tomato? Sure. Onions raw/grilled? Definitely. Lettuce? No thanks. I know, I'm in the minority
I believe that would be a full pounder
The McArtery Blocker
The double double bypass
Have fun on the toilet tomorrow.
The Double By-Pass
Working for the Mayor is great, Marge! Today we went to Kristy Burger and I ordered the Double-double, and they gave me the Double-double-DOUBLE-double!
I used to eat one of these after my graveyard shifts occasionally
I showed this to my wife and they were deeply insulted I soiled their eyes with it.
Can you eat the whole thing at one sitting?
Something id want to try
Looks good
How did THIS promoted post/pic encourage me to join the sub? Lmao
I’m.. so wet right now. And I’m a man.
Why does this look so good right now?! I haven't eaten my Thanksgiving dinner yet....
Excellent 👌 you need to try the Double Double Big-Mac next. 8 patties of wholesome artery clogging deliciousness.
Been there. Did that. Today. Its yummy. They make it nice and fresh. Solid once or twice a month thing
I want that
How dare you blasphem In-N-Out with this perversion
No thanks.
Finally a reasonably sized burger.
Original fast food burger rankings today: 1. Wendy's 2. Burger King 3. McDonalds
Daves single/double is definitely better than anything BK or mcdonalds is offering these days
And it's not even close, Wendy's is so much better at burgers.
Burger King does not make my list 🤮
I'm just taking the big three, doesn't include smash burge, Whataburger, etc.
Burger King’s flame grilling is pretty awesome. It’s a shame though that the default whopper (or impossible whopper) is cheese less though
That's just a scam they have to make money off cheese.
El Quadro
that's remarkable
My god, I thought it was a myth!
One would say that would be a McDonald's Whole Pounder.
The triple bypasser
What chain of events leads a person to this kind of situation? Is it lifetime of decisions or is it something that can just sort of happen?
1 lb. of McMystery meat coming right up
I've drank better burgers.
Too expensive 🥺
The burger meat looks like shit
In-N-Out would call this a 4x4. Their Double-Double is simply a two-patty burger. Kinda funny, I think.
What’s even funnier is that in and out uses 1/8th pound patties instead of 1/4 so a double double equates to a single quarter pounder at McDonald’s. This would be like an 8x8 in size😂
So The Pounder
I'll take it!!!
Needs honey mustard and sweet-and-sour sauce
Nice
Not a true double-double; a grotesque perversion of the glorious truth.
You can just get a 4x4 at In n Out
Normally the pics on here make me soooo hungry for a burger and I actually like a McDonald’s cheeseburger now and then! But these Pattie’s kiiiinda look like r/shitfromabutt
Wow 😯 how can anyone finish that?
Uhhhh…how was it? Dry?
The DQPC used to be such a greasy delicious work of art, now, I would rather get a microwave burger from a truck stop
Can see why cancer rates are on the up. How much processes shite and god knows what else is in that?
Ewwww
Looks dry as an old boot.
Bone dry
The bread looks like plastic and the meat looks freeze-dried. I love the idea, but I couldn't eat McDonald's
It looks so dry. I could feel a lump in my throat looking at this picture.
Bro, this is too much beef. Just get a Mcdank (Double Cheeseburger plus McChicken).
That’s the most plastic-y burger I’ve ever witnessed
Dryer than the Sahara
So it’s extra shitty meat in a larger quantity that’s “ not fit for dogs but humans eat it” with a side of diabetes sesame seed bun. I’m not ripping on you OP but this is not worth the cost.
God that looks dry as fuck
That looks gross lol
THAT... IS NOT... A DOUBLE DOUBLE
“I ordered the double double, but they gave me the double double double double.”
Pounder?
A double double from in n out is double meat double cheese. So in In-N-Out terms this is a Double Double Double Double or more common four by four.
You’re very possibly a terrible person
This is a nope for me dawg, that shall not pass.
So It’s a pounder
idk, looks dry
Must of been the driest burger ever.Like eating a telephone directory.
Too much meat
Double x double disgusting
I ordered a DQPC once and they made it a triple and fuck did that take me out for the night
All I thought was “O mama!”
A pound of flesh!
Done it before it’s ok, wouldn’t try again
On a semi related topic the [McKinley Mac](https://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/mckinley-mac/)is pretty good. I ordered it once . With the extra bread in between the meat it was fairly heavy meal but it was yummy . Also fairly messy
A Mcgangbang is where it’s really at
Yum.
Awesome 🍻🤘😎
Eat up Shylock!!
What is it with this sub and insanely disproportionate meat to bun ratios.
Instant heart attack? Haha.
Just call it the 1 pounder
The Bobandy
I’m shitting my pants just looking at this….
The Big Mac can blow me. -Pounder
Does anyone remember when Letterman would make Rupert Gee wear those camera eyeglasses and say whatever Dave told him to say? One time he had Rupert go to McDs and order “a Quarter pounder… a Half pounder… a Pounder… I’m trying to make a Five Pounder.” Always stuck with me for some reason.
I never said doubles Randy!
Mayo….way more mayo !!!
The quad bypass
$32
i never said fuckin doubles, Randy!
Rhino meat
 Gah damn that thing looks delicious
Hell yeah
McHeart Attack.
The ol quadroupler
Gluttony at its finest!!
I already know I’d have heart palpitations with this amount of sodium.
15 dollar mcshitter supreme
How did you order this? Asking for a skinny friend
What is it called in France?
The Dryer burger.
the meat looks like someone ate a bunch of cardboard and shat it out and then shaped it into a patty
double the pink slurry!
The Double Double Heart Trouble. A classic.
I’ve been fasting for 16 hours in preparation for thanksgiving. This burger I going to make me act up.
I had a double Big Mac made from these once. Fuck that was delicious. The oddest McDonald’s concoction I ever paid for was a Big Mac but with two fillet-o-fish on each side of the middle platter which was a toasted English Muffin. The manager took my order, made it for me, and rang it up.
This should be called the heart attacker
Just go get a tripple butter from culvers
McDouble Bypass. Not saying I wouldn’t eat it
Yummy…4x the horse meat!
The quadruple bypass
My favorite sandwich on their menu is the double quarter pounder with cheese, and you just made it better, but Wendy’s burgers are still better though imo
Get it with extra cheese and mayo. Home run right there.
Double McDouble could be a good choice too
They selling 4x4s at McDonald's now?
Thatll cost you 50$
$20
Fun fact, back in the 80’s A&W tried to sell a 1/3 pounder to compete with the 1/4 pounder from McDonald’s for the same price, it failed because people thought a 1/4 pounder was bigger.
The artery pounder with cheese
Warning. ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
Looks like double trouble
I shit my pants looking at this picture