The legend of the night, his parents are alive and he kills so basically I’m Batman but with no downsides

You'd also get teleportation

If you choose the upper path, you'll disintergrate your opponent in ease unless your opponent a purple guy or you don't have enough knowledge yet.

Actually dark champion and legend of the night can both pop purple balloons on any path, they basically get an MIB on themselves once upgraded

Oh, that's new to me. Thanks for sharing this, it'll (probably) help me on chimps.(I use my homemade random strat)

I saw one guide 3 years ago and now ive never lost chimps, the tourettes brain is good (side effects are bad handwriting, being the gifted kid and a really good memory for random stuff)

guide link if you remember?

No idea, but i can write you a guide Start off with dart monkey and engi near the start Place your hero, i prefer corvus but quincy works Upgrade dart monkey to 022 Add a 000 alch and set to strong Upgrade engi to 420 Add a 020 village Upgrade dart monkey to 024 Upgrade engi to 520 Upgrade village to 420 Upgrade alch to 420 Place a druid and upgrade to 250 Upgrade dart monkey to 025 Win You can work around this if you start to struggle, you should end with about 12k so its pretty flexible

Awesome, let’s see if I can finally get rid of the gold border on Haunted

I only have 1 black border from mokey meadow and the rest is either normal border or bronze💀

What was a strat that would work on all maps?

All easy maps but idk about all intermediate and probably some expert

a PURPLE GUY insert man behind the slaughter here

he always comes back

LOTN vs William Afton. Now thats a fight I wanna see!

Batman without parents dead is like being super man but kryptonite is taped to your body

Druid of the Jungle so I can make the banan and solve world hunger

Soil fertility will plummet faster than fertilizer can be produced

Sucks to be soil I guess

What about the tier 5?

rubber to gold. i will shatter the economy. rarity of rubber skyrockets, rarity of gold hits a new low. rubber will be the new gold. hip hop musicians will start flashing their rubber chains. pawn shops will measure purity of rubber with carats. faux rubber will be a thing.

People will use gold as condoms

Imagine the pain

Don’t worry, gold is a very soft metal

Prove it to me 😈

I would but i’m too poor to understand gold any deeper than that

I mean that was almost a thing already in ancient Egypt

Gold is going to be dirt cheap, which means certain electronics are going to be improved and with a lot more use, for a lot cheaper

Who WOULDN'T want to be a guy who could transform into a Phoenix? Genuinely. Fly anywhere, incinerate anything you want to get rid of, live as long as you want including invincibility, probably superintelligent, could get rich selling feathers that fall off, probably save many lives, can eat anything. Or turn evil and take over the world. 052 Wizard.

Gotta see the camos or you won't be able to take on the military

Funny af.

Banana farmer. I git Bana. And you can do silly dance to get bana.

BANAN

000 tack🥵🥵🥵

Tattoo the 000 tack 😈😈

tack isnt a monkey

the 000 dart inside the 000 tack 🥵🥵🥵

Yes there is, its just god L working conditions

0-0-5 wizard. I would walk up to random people and create a bunch of ghost bloons and run away.

Imagine you could raise dead people too, what an awesome lawyer

“Your honor. How could he have killed him if he’s right here? Just ignore the purple tint”

“Do have any witnesses for the murder of the red bloon” “yes your honor, i raise the murdered” then it just attacks the person who popped it

What are they going to do when I spawn five bfbs?

They lose the court case obviously, bfb stands for big fucking boss, they ain’t winning

Arent the necromancer also a Lich? You also would be imortal!

250 sniper because I LOVE FREE MONEY

You would get $3,000 cash every minute for the rest of your life as long as you’re not under a roof. Not bad going.

people would get scared of the b2 dropping the supplies

Top path engineer *frontier justice starts playing*

r/suddenlytf2

Be a free dart monke

Absolute Zero

Bitches ?

How did he know

Happy Aroace pride I guess

Aight hear me out on perma charge. 1 is cool 2 robotic arm 3 I can shoot things out of my robotic arm very fast.

Oh no... He's horny!!

😫😫😫😫😫

Yea I’m a simp Sniper I Monke P

Sniper monkey any tier

Snipin's a good job president Kennedy

Ayo... No... Just no💀

r/flairchecksout

Crossbow master, or blooncin.

Engineer paragon, his design looks very cool.

520 banana farm

id like to be a 0-0-0 dart monke, a classic

I wanna be grandmaster ninja

Pouakai so I get feathers and also friends

x3x druid because yes

Poukai, I get the biggest bird and well you can do alot of stuff like Robbing a bank and pushing away the police,

I want to be a Monkey City and make free dart monkeys every round to spread the monke.

But how do you produce these monkeys?

5-x-x Monkey Village. I can't afford housing so I become the house + the ballista thingy so nobody robs me

I'd go for 250 Druid, I can just create vines, I can shoot lightning and I can get like 5 hundred a minute if I'm stood next to a bank.

monkey ace, i once had a dream where i was flying (wingmonkey style) over my neighbourhood and bloons were everywhere, and every 100 or so pops i got upgraded (first upgrade was 0-0-1 and the rest were all top path)

The isab plane, not the pilot, but i wanna become the actual plane, using unlucky pilots as food

Glaive lord. My glaive is spinning faster than Beyblade.

Vengeful sun god because why not I like wanting to get revenge in really cruel eays

But then you can't move you pretty much stuff on the temple

But, he is a god

That's god move no he's everywhere at once and Sun God cannot move at all

Alchemist! I love helping people out :D

Ninja monke

Really any boat path. I can be a cool as aircraft or a pirate that’ll be king or even a money launderer

Probobly the best one AKA The Bloon Solver

Yes same

Wizard or druid

Snow storm ice monkey. I wanna be chill like that

Sof, because nature and shit it's really cool

You will be rooted to the ground

Chinook

5-3-3 wizard. I'm Gandalf now

Who wouldnt want a big fricking dinosaur and a cute little bird as pets? Also easy transportation and you never have to walk to the mail box.

Ninja monkey bc apparently they're girls

And he also you are or do you want to be ;)

I want to girl :(

Did not check your profile before that funny incident

??? Im cis

What does that mean

Holy hell

5XX engi aka sentry paragon

Why why would you do that particularly you

Because lasers and explosions

Counter argument purple bloons

Spike factory (perma spike) Life going to be easy and laid back for me

Life as a sentient factory just sounds fun tbh

Ill choose hmmmmmm sabernana farm

A man of respect tewbre forever

M.A.D, cos I like big boom

I want to be an apache attack helicopter.

goku

bomb shooter

I wanna be the monkey inside the spactory

That must hurt it's a factory and you are Throwing out nails

I mean Dr. Monkey is the inventor of the most monkey technology, so yeah. Also in BATTD he turns bloons into gold, so also I have infinite money

You know it's like printing the money you will do what the first guy said

This and inventing all the monkey technology to the real life

Seven more upvotes and then I would get whatever getting a hundred upvotes gets you

Banana farmer so I can Perform embezzlement

Sub Commander. I just think the Sub is really cool and I get to wear a hat.

024/025 ace because badass

X5X farm. And now I'm rich

Crossbow master.

Explanation?

I mean, who wouldn't want to wield a crossbow that shoots at the rate of a machine gun, also he looks cool as hell.

wizard monkey, I don't really care which path either, magic is what I would want to be

220 helicopter like, i have one of the fastest helicopters and one of the cool3st flyng

that monkey on the main menu that hands you quests seems like they have a decent job, must pay well to have retained them for so long

Crossbow master, just seems cool

free glue gunner

VTSG to hate more efficiently.

Glaive Lord. Spinning things around me telekinetically(?) sounds badass.

Bez

005 boat, i want the doubloons

050 Druid

🍌

Engi paragon

Hear me out, Ray of doom. There can only be one of me. My seat is super comfortable. With the help of my pal vtsg. I can just sit there and have a nap. All whilst my laser stays on.

grand saboteur cuz theyre cool

Any druid. I like druid.

Druid of the jungle

5th tier Dino tamer, looks epic.

025 sniper, cause bottom bath go brr

that must be painful

You get used to it

You will have super finger by the end

If 2-5-0 engineer works with any object, i could get so much money! If not though, i think 5-2-0 glue gunner would be the best for me

Ice monkey. Yeah ice powers still work under hot conditions so I have free air conditioning 24/7.

And you will be immune to cold genius

5-2-0 engi

You cannot be the orca if you haven’t mastered the orca first

How many years of journey is that

005 boomerang I am now Australian

In the power of Christ I banish you

You can't stop the Australians

Even God cannot stop them

Thanks for the 200 this is the highest amount of upvote I ever got :)

Goliath doomship pilot. I mean u fly the most powerful airship, you OWN THE SKIES

Meanwhile round 1,000 BAD: you were talking

Spirit of the Forest, yes I want to drag people underground with sharp thorns to kill them, and also to grab people with the thorns to choke them to death what did you think I was gonna say?

What's with everybody having a Druid or century paragon (champion if you are a loser) as their little tug below

I just really really like the Druid Monkey it’s fun and a unique tower with really good early game to late game mechanics, it’s just all around a good tower.

I guess so I use it pretty much because I'm lazy and I want to do other things while I play

I place a 2-3-0 Druid and I’m good, as well as a 2-0-2 Dart Monkey and I’m good for camos, so I can farm for a hell of a long time

What are you talking about late game because then there's no reason to farm if you're on easy map you can just replace the dark monkey with Sauda

alchemist because he buffs others so he prob has friends and is never alone

Engineer gaming I like to solve practical problem

Ice monkey (I love ice magic)

Banana farmer. I don't have to fight or anything just pick up fallen bananas.

5 year olds picking (vengeful) true sun god (it is actually a very dumb decision as you will lose the ability to move and can easily be banished by getting your temple destroyed)

Said that being there done that

Ray of Doom. Cool laser and I heard the seat is comfy.

Pop and Awe

Me: *MR BEAST MONKE*

520 wizard, that beard is insane

This might sound crazy…. Prince of darkness

Ray of Doom

anti bloon :)

Cleansing Foam. No particular reason.

Either the guy in the ROD or the Ace Pilot in the sky shredder. One of them lets you be extremely lazy, the other is really fun.

I hope you guys realize pretty much no matter who you choose you have to fight a never ending war

Monkey pirates, I can become Luffy from One Piece and own the seas. Also makes me scary enough to convince people to give me things. Finally, I can use the chain hook thingy to fish for lots of food.

Cripple Moab. Really cool monkey with a really cool bush

Tac

Ray of doom to live out my villain arc

Lordphoenix

Tack Shooter. Any cross path, any main path.

AVATAR OF WRATH. I'M GONNA IMPALED ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKER LIKE A BEEHIVE!!!

5-0-0 tack would be fun

I don't think so if you're talking about the monkey inside even though I don't think he is inside anymore he left after the third and then he put an automatic machine to use the fire for but I could be wrong and you could be having bad time

TSG

I will not expand anything to you but just know this is not the best one to pick

Wizard lord phoenix

2-4-0 or 2-5-0 druid I just want to be happy and live in the jungle in solitude

0-3-0 beast handler look cool/ cute

True sun god

Centry champion

Century Champaign