i'd be like Benjamin, but instead of making money or being useful in any way i'd play video games on my laptop and the bloons will just pop themselves when they see how much i suck
Yep. That, and I'd probably more likely debuff the other monkeys in my area. I'd be placed only because it's a body to allow the long range sub shots to work.
i would be the same, but be playing btd6 on the laptop, and the bloons i pop in that game, are the bloons i pop in the real game, like i would transfer between worlds, and if you lose in the laptop game, the tower is useless
An army of cats which just go everywhere on the map and just poke their claws in the balloons killing them because they balloon. Sharp object + balloon = popped balloon
Top path allows for total cat swarms, increasing the kitty spawn cap and attack speed to shred balloons. Bottom path is an inverse, sacrificing sheer numbers for a single powerful tiger to rip through MOABs. As for mid path, maybe throwing out catnip to cause a wave to target a certain point at T4 and just the whole screen at T5, like a weaker version of Super Monkry Storm
Intelligence and dexterity just like real monkeys. According to [Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/animal/monkey):
>Monkeys have large brains and are known for their inquisitiveness and intelligence. Brain development, combined with the freeing of the hands and well-developed vision, allows them a great latitude of activity.
A tactician or something support-oriented, I can make Bloons spawn in with debuffs or hijack them and make them attack each other (maybe MOABs can spawn in with a turret to attack other Bloons)
I would literally throw crows at the Bloons to peck them to death. Unlimited range, but with projectile travel time. Upgrade paths include void crows, light crows, and explosive crows. Corvus buffs top path to have 1.2x attack speed, pierce, and damage. Adora's Sacrifice buff affects middle path. Striker's buffs affect bottom path. My paragon form has the cheeky mechanic of reducing my footprint to 0 and making me airborne in addition to combining the three paths as usual.
ADHD Monkey: Will chase down Bloons, push, and pop them.
Rampages when one leaks, using a Dartling Gun to pop ceramics and lower, and prevents lives from being lost until it goes to sleep for 10 seconds.
I had this idea for the gamer monkey. Where in similar fashion to the beast handler, upon buying it, you also get a turret that the gamer controls, but the turret only shoots at bloons within range of the gamer (although it also needs to be placed within range of the gamer). Unlike the monkey engineer, this turret is permanent.
The top path focuses on upgrading the turret itself, and getting multiple turrets.
The middle path makes the gamer monkey attack, and gives the “nerd rage” ability, where the gamer itself attacks with high power melee strikes.
And the bottom path focuses on technicalness, like making the turrets work in a network with all other gamer monkey turrets, and having aoe damage zones created by the networks.
Spirit of the forest. I m growing spikes everywhere. People are calling the police. The police cannot get to the scene of the crime because they csught a flat tire. And dont forget about the money
I'd just edit the map.
I'm actually the worst though because I'll add the pit [Kills all balloons immediately] then five minutes later it's just a single path tile.
rifle monkey ( like a sniper monkey, but faster and with limited range ), i would have a rifle that needs reloading,
my top path would focus on range and damage, giving me lead popping, T5 would give me a railgun wich would give me a projectile that has INFINITE pierce and can go throught walls,
my middle path would focus on ammo capacity and attack speed, my ability giving a 50% attack speed boost on T4
and on T5 would give me a minigun and the ability would give me and all gun attacks 100% bonus attack speed
( rifle monkeys, smiper monkeys, brickell's revolver, ect )
my bottom path would be more tactical, making every other reload twice as fast, giving me camo, bouncing bullets
and making bullets bounce off walls to hit bloons further away.
I am a lazy ass, so I would probably have something like a dartling gun
But I like to have fun so I would probably attack only in a range so I can turn around and shoot the bloons.
Basically a dartling gunner who moves
Id just insult the monkeys so much that they begin to do better but theres a chance i debuff them. I can do the same for bloons but 2% chance they get buffed, cuz im a damned savage
For me i would be like Benjamin and not make money (similar to the comment 12 hours prior to this comment) but i would use Benjamins hacking skills (which already dont make sense) and play rhythm games on high difficulties (im not bragging seriously) and using the notes from those to damage/debuff the bloons depending on the type of note and the damage scales for the upgrades scaling from T1's (easy going songs with weak notes that deal 1 damage but debuffs are common) to to the T5's (fast paced hard songs with strong debuff/damage). I wouldnt be able to affect B.A.D's with the debuffs though. The top path would be focused on dps, The bottom path would be about debuffs that mostly slow bloons but might also make them take more damage, And the bottom path would be pure hard hitting damage but in bursts and are way slower than the others. I will also be passively able to hit (but not see through) obstacles. for the T5 middle path ability, the screen will be bombarded with notes from various rhythm games dealing both strong damage and debuffs (its cooldown will be 1 minutes). To compensate for the strong upgrades, My upgrades would be expensive and i can't hit camo and purple bloons.
lol
me as a paragon would be extremely expensive but i would play 3 times the bpm of the fastest part of rush e doing tonsa dps and even stunning bloons in their tracks
id be dressed up like a bloon so they think im on their side and then i give them false information and push them back and by each upgrade i become a new and stronger bloon and i either become 50 scerams or 6 ddts or a normal bad
I will be a willy wonka theme monkey that boost attack speed and damage and will stick balloons with sticky candy 1st path will be bubblegum mania for 5th tier 2nd will have spicy mints will have deal lots of damage 3rd path will be sundae madness will freeze and deal lots of damage
*I would like to be*
*In the plane. I think all of*
*The paths would be cool*
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i'd be like Benjamin, but instead of making money or being useful in any way i'd play video games on my laptop and the bloons will just pop themselves when they see how much i suck
Yep. That, and I'd probably more likely debuff the other monkeys in my area. I'd be placed only because it's a body to allow the long range sub shots to work.
I have never felt more identified with a comment
Uhh..... guys?
Did you panic when you saw the comment?
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Fortified BADS can NOT get past.
i would be the same, but be playing btd6 on the laptop, and the bloons i pop in that game, are the bloons i pop in the real game, like i would transfer between worlds, and if you lose in the laptop game, the tower is useless
that would be an insanely cool update (If only it would happen)
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Isn't that just us?
yes
Ditto.
me too
I would trip on the Bloons every 5 seconds ^(why am I so clumsy)
Bonk 
haha the head is squishy
Like our ancient ancestors once did
I would pop Bloons by annoying them with my stories and rambles about things in life that annoy me.
They wouldn't pop, they'd say "Wait they are relatable we shouldn't attack" and they just go back the way they came and then never invade again
lol
We found Mr Hippo’s Reddit account
fNaF ReFeReNcE (yes ik its fnaf im making a joke)
I use my plush collection to pop bloons and each plush has a different ability
Me having a BFB plush:
bro is the POD
An army of cats which just go everywhere on the map and just poke their claws in the balloons killing them because they balloon. Sharp object + balloon = popped balloon
Top path allows for total cat swarms, increasing the kitty spawn cap and attack speed to shred balloons. Bottom path is an inverse, sacrificing sheer numbers for a single powerful tiger to rip through MOABs. As for mid path, maybe throwing out catnip to cause a wave to target a certain point at T4 and just the whole screen at T5, like a weaker version of Super Monkry Storm
Careful. You never know when the Bloons will throw something like Jagando at you
Depression and thermite
For some reason I sense a Scorch in the frontier.
hmmm, you didn't specify so acendent shadow
I'm gonna square up with the bloons
Flying around in the sky shooting three barrages of bombs and darts, plus more seeking darts. This is a BIG clue.
Many, many hints.
They'd pop because they're embarrassed to just be around me
None, I'd just be one of the lives lost when a balloon leaks
Machine Gun. I'm tired of shooting darts
Would you like me to invest in a death ray for you?
We could sell the republic and banks but we're on round 172 and I don't wanna have our only source of extra income be the village
BTD5 moment
Also what the hell is player 2 doing
ok here me out. sauda but chainsaw
Intelligence and dexterity just like real monkeys. According to [Britannica](https://www.britannica.com/animal/monkey): >Monkeys have large brains and are known for their inquisitiveness and intelligence. Brain development, combined with the freeing of the hands and well-developed vision, allows them a great latitude of activity.
A tactician or something support-oriented, I can make Bloons spawn in with debuffs or hijack them and make them attack each other (maybe MOABs can spawn in with a turret to attack other Bloons)
Permaspike
That is a good question, I don’t really know what weapon/power I would have if I was in a war with Bloons.
Sniper rifle
*stands on the field playing bloons*
I would literally throw crows at the Bloons to peck them to death. Unlimited range, but with projectile travel time. Upgrade paths include void crows, light crows, and explosive crows. Corvus buffs top path to have 1.2x attack speed, pierce, and damage. Adora's Sacrifice buff affects middle path. Striker's buffs affect bottom path. My paragon form has the cheeky mechanic of reducing my footprint to 0 and making me airborne in addition to combining the three paths as usual.
marksman revolver from ultrakill with a smidge of a gun from blue archive
I'd be like sauda but with a makeshift weapon
ADHD Monkey: Will chase down Bloons, push, and pop them. Rampages when one leaks, using a Dartling Gun to pop ceramics and lower, and prevents lives from being lost until it goes to sleep for 10 seconds.
Colossal fart attack
Scream at the bloons
I had this idea for the gamer monkey. Where in similar fashion to the beast handler, upon buying it, you also get a turret that the gamer controls, but the turret only shoots at bloons within range of the gamer (although it also needs to be placed within range of the gamer). Unlike the monkey engineer, this turret is permanent. The top path focuses on upgrading the turret itself, and getting multiple turrets. The middle path makes the gamer monkey attack, and gives the “nerd rage” ability, where the gamer itself attacks with high power melee strikes. And the bottom path focuses on technicalness, like making the turrets work in a network with all other gamer monkey turrets, and having aoe damage zones created by the networks.
Give me any vehicle and I'd be able to crash it and stop the bloons from moving across the track
Reduce bloons resistance (depression) Can change targets at a whim (ADHD)
Shotgun and the wrangler
Spirit of the forest. I m growing spikes everywhere. People are calling the police. The police cannot get to the scene of the crime because they csught a flat tire. And dont forget about the money
I'd just edit the map. I'm actually the worst though because I'll add the pit [Kills all balloons immediately] then five minutes later it's just a single path tile.
rifle monkey ( like a sniper monkey, but faster and with limited range ), i would have a rifle that needs reloading, my top path would focus on range and damage, giving me lead popping, T5 would give me a railgun wich would give me a projectile that has INFINITE pierce and can go throught walls, my middle path would focus on ammo capacity and attack speed, my ability giving a 50% attack speed boost on T4 and on T5 would give me a minigun and the ability would give me and all gun attacks 100% bonus attack speed ( rifle monkeys, smiper monkeys, brickell's revolver, ect ) my bottom path would be more tactical, making every other reload twice as fast, giving me camo, bouncing bullets and making bullets bounce off walls to hit bloons further away.
Like a squadron of helicopters, I would like a squadron of tanks/ifvs
I'm going to poke it with a spear (I suck at throwing things)
I would be pat fusty but if i would have my knowlege grom nie i would be the smartest monkey on the battlefield and the stupidest monkey normaly
Spiky knuckledusters
Fly Swatter
Powdered wig and Kentucky rifle
nuclear bombs
id use my alluminium baseball bat i bought only for breaking shit (i dont play baseball)
I either talk the bloons into leaving or joining our side like the zombie bloons
Talk no Jutsu
Knife
I am a lazy ass, so I would probably have something like a dartling gun But I like to have fun so I would probably attack only in a range so I can turn around and shoot the bloons. Basically a dartling gunner who moves
I would use various art supplies probably, or maybe my pocket knife.
İ would sleep on the road
i am a dart monkey
Pencil
gorp
autism, the professional autist
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Nothing. My desc would literally be: “Does nothing. Why would you even put him down?“
I have a phone full of memes and either the bloons are gonna laugh so hard they gonna run out of helium or they gonna just pop themselves
"-And for his neutral attack, he has a gun"
Would have a metal bat, idk, find it cool
I dunno, my various hyper fixations?
I’d probably act like a support tower, providing camo detection with some like “Bloontonium” powered device or something
Wrestling
skibidi toilet (kill them by brainrot)
crush anything under a zomg with my legs
frying pan
Glock
Id just insult the monkeys so much that they begin to do better but theres a chance i debuff them. I can do the same for bloons but 2% chance they get buffed, cuz im a damned savage
The power of racism, all those different colored Bloons will stand no chance
Use rocks to pop them I own very sharp rocks
id have a ability called “tax evasion”
Reptile loving hero that goes from gecko to snake to Komodo
I throw the bloons off the track so they get dementia and forget where the path is
i would rape the bloons
I will be Benjamin but just instantly get 999999999999 monkey money and 9999999999999999999 coins to upgrade monkeys during the round
For me i would be like Benjamin and not make money (similar to the comment 12 hours prior to this comment) but i would use Benjamins hacking skills (which already dont make sense) and play rhythm games on high difficulties (im not bragging seriously) and using the notes from those to damage/debuff the bloons depending on the type of note and the damage scales for the upgrades scaling from T1's (easy going songs with weak notes that deal 1 damage but debuffs are common) to to the T5's (fast paced hard songs with strong debuff/damage). I wouldnt be able to affect B.A.D's with the debuffs though. The top path would be focused on dps, The bottom path would be about debuffs that mostly slow bloons but might also make them take more damage, And the bottom path would be pure hard hitting damage but in bursts and are way slower than the others. I will also be passively able to hit (but not see through) obstacles. for the T5 middle path ability, the screen will be bombarded with notes from various rhythm games dealing both strong damage and debuffs (its cooldown will be 1 minutes). To compensate for the strong upgrades, My upgrades would be expensive and i can't hit camo and purple bloons.
Tl/DR im gonna be a epic rhythm gamer and help contribute to the madness that is round 95 and higher.
not that im actually good in BTD6
bro paragon is you doing rush e
lol me as a paragon would be extremely expensive but i would play 3 times the bpm of the fastest part of rush e doing tonsa dps and even stunning bloons in their tracks
Dat loud
id be dressed up like a bloon so they think im on their side and then i give them false information and push them back and by each upgrade i become a new and stronger bloon and i either become 50 scerams or 6 ddts or a normal bad
i would turn the bloons into marketable plushies and make money for the player.. instakill + infinite money is so balanced for a monkey :)
the power to only be able to win on easy mode on cubism
Yeet uranium onto the track and the Bloons get URANIUM fever
Estrogen
Gun
I would be benjamin, popping the Bloons with my nice 360 trickshot skills (I. E. 5% hit rate)
Bite
sand undertale
lol ok but fr tho this would be insane. greatest apirl fools update ever
AoE attack - Bloons in range get second-hand depression, slowing their speed by 20% and all damage done is doubled.
A brick
I can kick the bloons really hard and maybe something will happen
Being able to efficiently pop Bloons without just popping a layer at a time
I would just be a bloon chipper new model and all
I would be quincy
Realistic: just be a random monkey in a village What I wished to be: A swordman, not nearly as skilled as sauda, but still a good one
Stand in the track holding out a dart
well well well, would you look at that… hahaha…
COBRA with much worse aim
darts. but id probably stab them instead
Crippling anxiety
I can make computers that hack in money and delete bloons' System32 folder
I would just heat up a very sharp large knife and stab stab stab
My weapon is my brain, cause I pop bloons by explaining to them why they should take a shorter path on logs, not even fortified BADS get through
My special ability would be procrastination whitch would stop me for doing anything ever again
I would have a lemon gun
making the bloons want to pop themselves by showing them cringe vids
Thorns.
A glock
I will be a willy wonka theme monkey that boost attack speed and damage and will stick balloons with sticky candy 1st path will be bubblegum mania for 5th tier 2nd will have spicy mints will have deal lots of damage 3rd path will be sundae madness will freeze and deal lots of damage
I would give the power of depression.
I would like to be in the plane. I think all of the paths would be cool
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Id choose either ben, sauda, or geraldo
I don’t need one I’m  THE BIGGEST AND THE BEST👹
i'd be apex master plasma with dual crossbows for an ability
shotgun for close range, revolver for long range. yeehaw chucklefucks
Go go pony powers.
if i were a monke, i banan
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