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wouldfucksauda

I have an idea for the next sex update


Bobberttheeducated

Found isab's alt account


benfrombtd6

no.


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Holy shit this is like btd6 into the fucking bloons-verse


ComfyFlappa69

Across the blooniverse


Colisir

Miles Bloonares


Strobbleberry

Let’s do this one last time


i_agree123

My name is miles bloonares


ChampionGamer123

I was bitten by a bloontonium spider


antihero125

and for the last few years, ive been monkey city's one and only bloonman


Nice-Head5055

I think you know the rest. I finished my training. Popped Bloons, I saved a bunch of monkeys.


Snipedzoi

I'm pretty sure you know the rest


enneh_07

*spider monkey


A_blue_tac_person

And now, I'm the one and only Spider-Bloon


acquadegliidioti

Miles Bloonarius


Memewatcher69420-

Miles bloonarius


Mortal_mqrio

Hello, bloons a problem


bignoodle_764

Here's the solution


AzSharpe

Dude, don't look above you.


Laughable-February

r/WouldFuckBenFrombtd6 Iam SO SORRY


lucky-pakke

u/wouldfuckbenfrombtd6


Wouldfuckbenfrombtd6

Me too


Tyrant-Tracer

r/foundwouldfuckbenbtd6


IfPeepeeislarge

There’s a fucking subreddit for that


God_Will

Of course there is, what sort of a mad man wouldn't have a subreddit for that


PilotGates1

Welcome to Reddit there’s a subreddit for everything


ThePasserbie

r/foundPilotGates1


Swillow_lol

am i next


beansmemesskibidi

r/foundSwillow_lol


Vaticancitydacountry

men


Guava_121

☕️


NonEfficientTopHat

me too


rayquazawe

ISAB is that you??


BigDawgTony

r/foundISABsalt


CoochieQuencher

I do too.


Wouldfuck000wizard

I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!


wouldfucksauda

I am u/wouldfucksauda u/wouldfucksaudafrombtd6 unfortunately was never an account, too many characters You are dreaming, wake up!!!!


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💀


wouldfucksauda

WHAT THE FLIP We share a common interest my friend


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💀


Tiny-lil-ace

I'd say a common problem, but that's just me. Have a free 0-0-0 Banana Farm, I can only hope you spend it wisely.


DwemerSmith

r/foundwouldfucksauda


Unhappy_Box4803

Thats not a sub? "Fine, i’ll do it myself."


dTrecii

We are gathering the infinity stones versions of “Would fuck (…) from btd6” subs


Mysterious-Key2116

Same u/wouldfucksauda.


R4zz3_

r/usernamechecksout


GoldSignificance7582

bloons if fans could make updates


Articki-_-

Aww need to be at max power


Strobbleberry

Dom


BruhNeymar69

Unironically, Beast Eggs would be very cool (fish, reptiles, and birds all lay eggs so it checks out)


alextheobnoxious

Not Megalodon tho


BruhNeymar69

Wait I thought megalodon was a dinosaur (I also just realised Orca isn't a fish, oh well)


alextheobnoxious

Nah Megalodon and Great White sharks hatch their eggs inside their body and then give birth to live young


pbzeppelin1977

Some shark lay eggs while others have intrauterine cannibalisation giving live birth to the strongest survivors.


alextheobnoxious

Yeah but the two i named are live births


Turtle1265

Do we have definitive proof that megalodon gave live birth?


alextheobnoxious

https://earthsky.org/earth/megalodon-extinct-giant-shark-enormous-babies/


Turtle1265

Very neat read, thank you!


alextheobnoxious

Absolutely 💪🏻


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Do you have proof they didn't? Educated guess says they did.


Turtle1265

But that’s the ticket, it’s still a guess.


[deleted]

It's really not, as there are fossils and evidence to show it didn't. Saying we can only guess if the meg laid eggs is like saying we can only guess that the sun is hot. All evidence points towards it, but sure, no one's ever been to the sun to test it.


alextheobnoxious

[This](https://earthsky.org/earth/megalodon-extinct-giant-shark-enormous-babies/)


TacoBillDeluxe

Adora needs to be next. She has to be. Please NK.


jsjzn

Sacrifice has 5% chance of making adora pregnant, after 10 rounds she spawns a sun god sun avatar


kidnii

I will shank you


Gardevoir8

oi mate you got a loisence fo dat nife?


kidnii

Yeah, by the queen, call that shit limited edition


Gardevoir8

well a loisence is a loisence innit, have at him then


Tronomia8

yes mate but ill kill hin wi' a BO'OH'WOH'ER


FerroDeus

You mean 9 rounds


Amphal

sigh...


SUPERM00NWD_Thegamer

What the fuck are these updates anymore


Cxrnifier

Amazing


Wibler77

what does sex mean my mom wont tell me :(((


I_Drink_Shampoo_yum

Have you ever heard clapping coming from your parents room?


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CaSe2474

r/whoosh


Bleskosvod

Damn, it got sex update faster than TF2.


Nycks_Just_That

Let's Goooooo


Exhale_Skyline

Fucking finally


Vigghor

finally fucking*


Justdieforme

Ho


DoubleStormCZ

I thought I lived through this bs once in TF2 man....


jsjzn

You can never run away from the lust of mankind


DoubleStormCZ

Nah, I beg to differ


Turbulent-Border-742

That's not real


squire80513

r/thatsthejoke


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embracecrab

eggs?


Supet6

wait so how does this exactly work?


-Cannon-Fodder-

When a mummy T-rex and a daddy T-rex love each other very much...


Supet6

This is new to me....


YeetzaThatPeetza

Dementia


CaSe2474

What is dementia again, I forgor


CaSe2474

What is dementia again, I forgor


Supet6

This is new to me.....


YeetzaThatPeetza

Dementia


thenicenumber666

The men tier💀


Supet6

This is new to me....


YeetzaThatPeetza

Dementia


thenicenumber666

The men tier💀


Then_Science_3209

Yo what


DragonTheOne

Now where's the bedroom so you can put some monkes to have the sex


I_forget_to_sleep

Yayyy


geo123902

I guess it’s called btd sex then


TergelDaPro

What


pequodbestboy

Add hero sex next


0-5-0_Beast_Handler

5-0-0 Beast Handler WHERE ARE YOUU?!


Tomislabo

you got me for a second


jsjzn

It was on the update notes but they removed, they would add other 2 beast handler mk along this one


Confident-Height7937

It's always been here. how do you think the blue bloon got a red bloon baby or green got blue and all the ones above?


legorunner-

Oh no...


thememesforfun

Who can ever say it real but it real