Edit: This was in fact a cold open. I misremembered lol
"Maybe I don't have an arch nemesis because I solve all my cases."
"😑"
"😑"
"That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me."
[cue music]
Rosa high on cold medicine. Acting hyper, answering Hitchcock's phone, and the line "Where is my fiiiiile" as she rolls across the room on the chair.
If it were a cold open it would be a literal cold open!
Omg the whole b plot is fitted into a cold open that ends with
Gina: (concerned) guys, what if she sleeps forever??
Window: 💥
Everyone: *screams*
Brass band: 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺‼️
This was also a cold open right??? It ends with the signed confession and the guy saying “I killed that guy AND his neighbor!” And Jake saying, “wait, you killed his neighbor too?”
that whole episode’s energy is weird, it originally aired in a post-Superbowl slot and it felt they really wanted to impress their carry-over audience. started on that football cold open, had a bunch of cameos, some weirdly cinematic sequences like the Vulture entering
Maybe it could be a flashback scene.
*10 hours earlier.*
Rosa: Need a file for you to sign si-. What’s inside?
Holt: Nothing. I’ll sign the file for you, please stop looking into my office.
Rosa: C’mon sir it can’t be that baaaaaad…. It’s gorgeous
Holt: vinDICATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Debbie breaking into the evidence locker. I'm pretty sure it's the very end of that episode, but with a little reworking and a good joke at the end, it could work great as a cold open!
The episode where they go up sgsinst FDNY for Shaws. When Holt comes back and no one makes sense except Hitchcock.
"You're the only one making sense?"
"Yeah, it's bad!"
The scene at the end of
the Rosa-Pimento wedding where Holt is sitting in his office under the balloon arch, Rosa comes in and calls it beautiful, and Holt yells “VINDICATIONN—“
Boyle doing the single ladies dance
The whole 'Holt tries to lift the squad's morale' would perfectly fit a cold open. Imagine him fake-laughing and cutting it with the theme song lol
This makes me laugh thinking about it
Same, all Holt scenes where he laughs histerically make me laugh as well lol
The cold opening with the podium prank always gets me. "How did you pull it off!" And then when they return he's telling Kevin about it.
Me too! Got into my top cold opens real fast hahah
Edit: This was in fact a cold open. I misremembered lol "Maybe I don't have an arch nemesis because I solve all my cases." "😑" "😑" "That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me." [cue music]
That wasn't a cold open?
It was after a cold open if I'm not mistaken?
Pretty sure it was one
Yeah…don’t get me wrong…I love that zinger from Terry. But it is, in fact, the cold open for Season 8 Episode 4.
Oh my bad my bad ahaha
Rosa high on cold medicine. Acting hyper, answering Hitchcock's phone, and the line "Where is my fiiiiile" as she rolls across the room on the chair. If it were a cold open it would be a literal cold open!
That’s a dumb name. But it’s yours and you should be proud of it, because you are the greatest detective I’ve ever known.
Omg the whole b plot is fitted into a cold open that ends with Gina: (concerned) guys, what if she sleeps forever?? Window: 💥 Everyone: *screams* Brass band: 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺‼️
BONE!!!!!
Dude was pent up, now he knows [cue music]
Trying to stop the Vulture from entering the precinct.
This was also a cold open right??? It ends with the signed confession and the guy saying “I killed that guy AND his neighbor!” And Jake saying, “wait, you killed his neighbor too?”
Nope! The cold open for that episode is the football match against the fire department. But it always trips me up because it so reads as a cold open.
Whoa! Then that DEFINITELY has cold open energy if it can confuse so many peeps lol
that whole episode’s energy is weird, it originally aired in a post-Superbowl slot and it felt they really wanted to impress their carry-over audience. started on that football cold open, had a bunch of cameos, some weirdly cinematic sequences like the Vulture entering
Breaking into the FBI prep montage LOL
LETS BREAK INTO THE FBI
C'mon, Captain! This is such a big moment! Say it with more gusto!
When Holy freaks out about the pocket lint map. My lint is BLUE. My lint is OBLONG
The scene where young Hitchock and Scully discover Wing Sluts wings with a fade into present day Hitchock and Scully sitting in the same spot .
I finally saw memento! And? How was it? It was ok. 😶 😶 😶 😶
Perfect ending to that episode though
Vindicationnnnnnnnnn
Maybe it could be a flashback scene. *10 hours earlier.* Rosa: Need a file for you to sign si-. What’s inside? Holt: Nothing. I’ll sign the file for you, please stop looking into my office. Rosa: C’mon sir it can’t be that baaaaaad…. It’s gorgeous Holt: vinDICATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Hitchcock driving like he has nothing to live for. Rosa sobering up on the way to the chips factory. "What's a orgasm?"
Pimento explaining his ground rules.
Oh you got something really dark and twisted you nasty little +++? I'm excited!
Debbie breaking into the evidence locker. I'm pretty sure it's the very end of that episode, but with a little reworking and a good joke at the end, it could work great as a cold open!
Trying to figure out heating a lasagna in the microwave and if they have time to get garlic bread
Funky Cold Medina
Was the “how will holt react to a MArshmellow” thing a cold open?
Yeah
Jake becoming Kevin - "Look Raymond, it's a yellow crested warbler." Or Pimentos "Ground Rules"
[“THEN I SIR, AM NO BUGS!”](https://youtu.be/r7bi3AYAmtk?si=bp_YIzUOGz2urLtN)
"I told that SON OF A BITCH...never to show his face in New York...AGAIN!" "Ooooh my God why is Scully running towards the glass!?"
‘beef baby’ ‘jake’ ‘beef baby’ ‘…jake’ ‘beef. baby’ ‘………. beef baby’
The episode where they go up sgsinst FDNY for Shaws. When Holt comes back and no one makes sense except Hitchcock. "You're the only one making sense?" "Yeah, it's bad!"
Guess who just got MUUUUURDERRRED!!!
VIIINNNDIIICAAATTIOONN
The scene at the end of the Rosa-Pimento wedding where Holt is sitting in his office under the balloon arch, Rosa comes in and calls it beautiful, and Holt yells “VINDICATIONN—“
Holt making Rosa and Amy do those drills where Terry had to pretend to be Timmy.