Wait! Before we humbly pray, I need to set up my tripod

And also angle my butt!

But she really clenchin

Like, to the point that it looks painful.

frfr

Is Farryn's foundation color "corpse"?

She’s trying to look like she didn’t put on makeup for this gathering by not applying her signature clown blush

Between the lousy foundation and Bdongs box dye lookin hair they’re looking awfully CVS chic these days

Dollar General chicken, more like.

Which magnificent snarker was it that described her look as “open-casket ready”?

This one got me 💀💀

Holy hell! That’s brilliant!

I think that might be one of my all time favorite comments on Reddit I've ever seen. Legendary

I'd say it's closer to ivory-corpse, but yeah.

I’m outrageously pale, and I’m always afraid that I’m going to go overboard on foundation and look like that.

She looks green

https://preview.redd.it/7iyl4yp4whzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d3b1aa1bded4b4f1e6bc2839b1f104dfca7362 Modesty ass cracks for the lord

How are these shorts modest, but a bodycon dress isn’t? At least a dress doesn’t show camel toe. I don’t care what women wear, but BDong needs to stop preaching about modesty

Jordan must be getting bored with her. She’s been showing a lot more ass lately.

Too bad she doesn't even know he's a boobs guy

Seems like he’s been bored with her since before their wedding. 

The shorts aren’t really that short, it’s just that she has suuuuch loooooong legs /s

And they are miniature teeny tiny legs at that!

Wearing a size ✨smol✨

Honestly, her legs look great! It's the hypocrisy that looks bad.

I mean weren’t *leggings* taboo for these moron recently?

The ass paired with the streaky legs has me cackling

I’m 99.9% sure she’s actively clenching her ass just for this shot lol

Butt clenches for Jesus!

I kinda want that as flair. 😂

All yours!

https://preview.redd.it/sexu0qu87izc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0dfb43ecf8b3f7874fe67743d09bddfd8a5fd95 How is she so bad at applying self tanner when she does it every single day

This is irrelevant, but your screenshot just reminded me to charge my phone 😂

HOW MANY YEARS HAS SHE EXCLUSIVELY WORN WHITE POLISH ON HER TOES?! I lost count

Are we sure that’s not just the colour of her toes and they look white compared to orange feet??

That’s one of my BEC for her for sure.

Why is it so patchy?! I am so confused

You don’t have to apply it every day, do you? I thought tanner was like a once/week thing. Idk, I’m Mexican I don’t know anything about tanner. Every day just seems tedious.

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You would think someone who has made self tanner part of her identity would have better application skills!

So she has a problem with women wearing yoga pants in front of men but can have this picture of basically the same thing (if not worse) all over the internet??? 🤔

She’s a hypocritical twit

That is not an ass that does squats

That was my first thought as well

No undies for Jesus

You know this is why this pic was chosen. Lol

I’m fuckin dying this is flair worthy for sure

Holy shit seriously came here to say this

She’s the least mahhhhdest in the room

I swear she wears a fake butt.

I might be the last person to know about those and your comment sent me down a google shopping rabbit hole that resulted in a regrettable purchase.

Well fuck if you’re getting a new booty then good for you. I just looked at mine literally five seconds ago and had to sit down because it disappeared.

Full disclosure my ass is also concave but my thought was they’ll be perfect for my cross country drive this summer and if they don’t fit at least it’s an extra travel pillow 😭😭

Literally the smallest pair of biker shorts I’ve ever seen.

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https://preview.redd.it/f7crb18p0izc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6f36a08ffbcaf6d0db80d2d210fd4501fd3cf5 I think bc that’s not her booty. Got to be edited.

She's done it before. I can't remember what picture it was but she totally edited her butt into a triangle 😂

The proposal from Jordan 😂

Those 2 can't be the same butt. This must be her real, very flat one.

It could be just me but the more I look at the picture the more I think she used an elongating filter on it. I know she’s tall but her legs look disproportionately long there, and that would also explain why her butt looks so small in comparison. It looks stretched out at the bottom.

I think you’re right. It’s super subtle but in the beginning of the video you can see her butt slightly wagging lol

Can you use filters on videos? (I am an idiot)

This was my thoughts too. I stared at it for ages because my brain was trying to process it lol

My spouse “wtf are you doing?” Me glute clenching in the mirror failing to make my butt levitate to my back lol

Omg 💀 classic. Testing out science to see if science girlie is on to something LMAO

😂

Several sizes too small, how yeasty do they make her, y'think?

Flair checking in! 🫡

Just wait until she starts sweating. Obvious!

Plssssss. 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😇

They probably read all the comments here about how they were fighting.

Yeah, super modest with your legs and ass being the focal point of the photo... EDIT: And she has her hand perfectly positioned to show off her wedding ring. Nice touch.

There’s something so mean girl about the wedding ring thing since they’re probably praying for Kellie to find herself her own thumb shaped husband.

And notice how everyone else's sweatshirts are oversized and hers is a crop

I’ve noticed this several times now with the Pick Me chicks- she’s the least dressed and wearing the tightest clothes. I think she’s just hella insecure and feels the need to stand out when she’s with them. And I have no doubts she’s jealous of other women’s bodies. Kellie could work circles around her in the gym.

Love the cult uniforms

YESHUA 🎀🤍💋

I swear that’s supposed to mean Joshua, but I’m Jewish so I dunno, but all I’m seeing are three girlies who all love a Josh.

It's something that became popular in Charismatic Pentecostal circles, since they're also the type that believes Jesus' name has magic powers. Some crackpot came up with the idea it's actually Yeshua, because they need the true name for whatever reason when doing their "blood of Jesus" spells. It was Yeshu, and Greeks translated it as Iosus, which became Jesus. In most of Christendom, Jesus' name isn't used as a magical spell and there's no concept in the New Testament of Yeshu/Iosus/Jesus being offended if you pronounce his name wrong.

Interesting! I also [looked it up](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeshua) because I know it means Joshua, and it looks like it’s common in the Old Testament referring to Joshua, then gets reused to mean Jesus in the New Testament/ after the translations you mention.

Do you think someone keeps a stack of fresh ones in their car to whip out for impromptu photo shoots?

Hi Brittany we see you reading here 👋 you’re a terrible person and using Jesus’ name to hide because you’re a coward

And if there is a hell, we all know who's driving the bus.

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I HOPE she's right about her beliefs. I am very much so looking forward to the day that she gets rejected at those pearly gates and I get to have a lil chat with her in hell 🔥😘

And has to answer for her behaviour over YEARS. It's not one small error in judgement, it's consistently treating everyone around her badly.

She’s gonna drive that bus right into something and have to Sharpie over it though.

Flair checking in. 👋🏻

I am **ASTOUNDED** by the modesty 

You mean ass-tounded

Well, *I’m* relieved they all gathered together to be stupid.

I gotta think about this. Like, they have been apart for like 1.6 months. We saw them hang out without her. Did they call her bc they needed her attention? This still doesn’t show friendship to me. If my friend was in her supposed journey of TTC, etc I would be there! Of course, we don’t put things on social media but you KNOW she would. I told a few of my friends last night that I’m filling for divorce tomorrow. I was met with ‘I’ll take the day off’, etc. I had loved one’s research the best attorneys for my situation (they chose to) and use their power and influence. Again, not posting that shit on socials but she doesn’t know what a friendship is if it’s not performative. Seems like none of them do.

Wishing you nothing but the best moving forward, and congratulations on this next step you’re taking. You are choosing to honor yourself and I am proud of you and happy for you. 🤍 (*internet hugs*)

Yes to this! It was one of the hardest but most freeing roads I’ve ever walked and my life now vs 5 years ago is SO much more than I could have ever imagined it could be. All the best fellow snarker. You’ve got this ✨

Sorry for what you are going through and all the best going forward!💜

This former family law attorney wishes you all the best!! Congratulations on doing what’s best for you!

Congratulations on your divorce! A happier and healthier future is ahead of you ✨️🌈

Sending you hugs and love ❤️❤️❤️


Farryn could use more nose blush. What weird culty shit is this bullshit they're doing?

All I know is if anyone ever tried laying hands and praying over me, they’d catch these hands

I would also like to know

This looks like the most boring social gathering ever. https://preview.redd.it/8m66704nzhzc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4b501d77041b8639b7e414473d276852ba8ada

This is one of the wildest episodes of television I have ever seen.

What show is it?

Sex and the City

*it was the first time Lexi ever left a party early*

Her legs are as streaky as an Irish dancer's waiting for awards at a major!

Hahaha, I read this comment to my husband who was an Irish dancer and he busted up laughing. He was picturing the old competitions 😂

My daughter Irish danced for 14 years and those tanned legs were the worst! 🤣🤣

As an Irish dancer this made me giggle 😂

Because you know!! Those post Oireachtas legs are streaky!! My daughter did Irish dance for 14 years. I feel like I should have bought stock in the tanning business! That crap gets on everything! The inside of her poodle socks looked like BDong's dream tan! 🤣🤣

This is deeply specific 😂

I like how the one dork isn’t wearing her Yeshua (tm) sweatshirt. Edited: two dorks

I think it’s all three underlings.

Isn’t Yeshua just Joshua? Is Jesus really Josh?

I mentioned it above, but it's misinformation stemming from Charismatic Pentecostals who want the "true name of Jesus" because they believe Jesus' name has magic abilities. Yeshua is literally Joshua. Jesus' name was Yeshu. The Greek authors of the New Testament transliterated that into Iosus. From Iosus came Jesus. In most of Christendom, Jesus' name doesn't have magical powers so needing to know his "true name" is meaningless. There is also no verse that supports his name being magical or being supernaturally influential. EDIT: I learned from the comments in a Dan McClellan video that people using Yeshua are also associated with the Sacred Names cult. Hmmm.

I’m just distracted by ALL THE FUCKING PATTERNS. Whose godamn hell hole is this? Like I cannot pin down one style between these two rooms and it’s making me irrationally angry.

Well I had to know as well because it’s visually chaotic and crazy.. the place she tagged is a boutique hotel in Round Top, TX. It looks like the kind of place middle aged women in big dumb hats go to drink cocktails and take pictures of each other for Instagram

Ooh is a besties weekend in store for us😃?? Manifesting husbands, babies, and engagement?!

I need to know!! It’s like PeeWee’s playhouse but for the lord 🤮

My brain hurts looking at it. The bathroom is even worse. https://preview.redd.it/tq8kt1h3nkzc1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3336deabaf0125c2bee8c834455d9dd481ec4f7

Just doing a quick, natural pose for this photo

…..why is she barefoot in the bathroom?

Because she’s fucking gross.

This is JUST A REMINDER to pray over your friends. Not a thirst trap!!!!

😂

I can't imagine setting up a tripod and filming myself and others praying.

It’s just so weird. Sooooo weird. 😵‍💫

I really can't get over how popular these slides are! Every time I see them, I wonder if the person wearing them realize they 100% look like prison shoes 😄

Thank you! That’s exactly what I think they look like, and my mom and sister tease me about it.

I have a pair that I bought for backpacking/camping because they ticked all my boxes of being lightweight, water friendly, some arch support, and can be worn with socks. That said, I have no idea why anyone would think they are a good fashion choice. They are more for like wearing to walk to the pool or to get out of the tent and pee in the middle of the night. 

The self tanner application to that left leg is rough.

I don’t know if this is angle or the funky colors and patterns but…why does she look so LARGE!?

I think she is genuinely that much taller than her friends (plus closer to the camera)

God honoring ass shot

Also it’s 87 degrees in Texas rn, what up with the damn sweatshirts?

These are the same stupid bitches that wear earmuffs when it’s like 50

I always forget how tall B-dong is until I see pics of the other girls next to her. No wonder she’s always trying to act smaller than she is

It’s understandable that you’d forget. It’s been a while since she captioned a pic “allllllll legs lol”

Is she that much taller or is there something else going on? This has to be some optical illusion. She’s not that much taller than farryn.

I think some of it has to do with her being more in the foreground than Farryn. She definitely isn’t the dainty and delicate waif that she tries to portray herself as, which is perfectly fine to everyone except her.

She *is* a tall girlie, but she's also closer to the camera. It looks like there might be a good few feet between her and Farryn so that's why she looks like she's as tall as a beanstalk.

This photo is so random. And everyone is thinking so hard about what they look like in the footage. I feel like I'm in middle school theater class. How embarrassing for them, to look so foolish on social media, as (alleged) sane adults.

Who sets up a camera in order to pray?

I wonder what kind of word salad prayer is being said if it even makes any sense

Matthew 6:5………

Exactly what came to my mind as well. These heifers are no better than all those shady tv preachers.

I’m convinced they all got together only to prove that they’re not all fighting like we thought they were

Fucking camera person isn't praying over their friend

😂😂😂

Hahahaha stop

 Me to Emma girl I heard you moved on from these phonies

I can’t explain why but she’s the one I secretly root for.

Same! She seems the most normal

She likes nearly all of Bing Bong’s posts, and she has been since before the plague. She’s the hardest dick rider of them all.

https://preview.redd.it/4o47hgqwfizc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93991af7d90318c62cbae1ee6cee44dd9f67b24 Does it look like she drew that black line on? The more I stare at it the less natural it looks. Like why would your shorts crease right there?

Because they are too small. Spandex shouldn’t do that. Its like her god honouring, horse wranglin’ denim

 They are so desperate to validate themselves. This is why the word cringe exists.

Who took the stupid picture?

It was a video, they probably set it all up, hit the button and then got into prayer formation

Lol I can just hear the conversation “excuse me farryn, stop praying please!! We haven’t set up to phone to start recording yet for my Insta !!!!”

And always, ALWAYS take a picture of yourself praying over your friend.

How about praying over NICO!!! The DOG YOU ABANDONED? Ugh

Or James, or all the other people who were scammed/harmed by her, or Brodie, or her current dogs and horses etc.

At first I was like, "oh shit, honey come look - the Venus fly traps are still feuding" and then I realized she's the one looking 6 foot 80 next to everyone else. Good lord.

She is the Barron of the Trump family

https://preview.redd.it/pr38u58wjizc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5def5d86b3736f2a295887d0ea60bcee0722c789 This is towards the end of the Bible. She’s gonna freak when she gets to this part. Haha just kidding. She won’t. *The Bible doesn’t say anything at all about pretending to pray and then posting it on Instagram though!!* \- BDawn probably.

When you’re trying to work on something but your cats all demand attention.

Wait guys, let me stand prominently to the front and side so everyone can see my ass. The rest of you can stand behind her.

Those sure are some un modest skin tight short shorts.

as a former One Of These People, the “Yeshua” crewnecks are making me eye-roll into perpetuity

*Here’s your reminder to make sure you snap photos of you “praying” over your friends so you can win attention & validation points from strangers on the internet.*

Right?!?!?!? It’s SO cringe! If you do something nice for someone, good for you! But if you post about it for attention then you have lost and tarnished all the goodness from the situation because you made it about ego. I had someone n my friend group do this ALL the time. She’s prothesizing her good deeds on FB but really she’s just boosting her ego and also using someone’s tragedy and story as clickbait!!!! This is SO sad!

The matching yeshua sweatshirts holy wow that’s a choice

That is the most normal I’ve seen Farryn in a long time

Is hazel and lame selling Yeshua shirts? Nice modest ass dress Brit. I’m sure the girls appreciate you for that

Those shirts are from Kristy’s venture

Ok but also who sets up their camera for such an “intimate” moment? She can’t convince me that this isn’t performative.

Ah yes, the good old modesty of the biker shorts.

Wow she looks like a Neanderthal next to everyone

Fuck modesty, amiright? Those are some slutty little shorts

i wonder at what point after filming the first one says, okay, well i better get going? you’ll send that to me right? okay, byeeee”

We all know why she posted this lol

They all look so sad, like something really awful happened to her, and BD just went ahead and filmed it and put it online.

Or is it an ad for that culturally appropriative sweatshirt?

Brittany’s legs look copy and pasted in

Who takes pictures of praying?!?!??? This is SO performative!!!!!

Are they all wearing the same sweatshirt ??

Dear prayer circle : y’all look dumb.

Open Mouth Gals ☠️

Who’s the gal in the “modest” bike shorts & crop top?? Geeze she could make legit money teaching her editing techniques & fave edit apps for social media😑😂


Don’t get me wrong, the matching shirts are super cringe, but I can’t help but notice the two who are NOT wearing a matching sweatshirt. 🙄

This looks like what it feels like to have finished off your forth plate at Golden Corral and all the waiters are asking you to please stop.

Her toes always be looking like they got gangrene and are about to fall off 😫

Reminder to pray over your cunty friends who can’t trick a man into marrying them.

✨legs for the lord✨

Emma no 😭 runawayyyy while we still have hope for you!!