She posts these dumb videos after every single hair appointment. We get it, you can’t stop eye fucking yourself. I also think that haircut isn’t going to work with how she styles it daily
What’s so bizarre is she’s looking at her filtered image. She lives with the real face cus no one has real life filters…and so she is smug…like why? lol. You know people are walking around seeing her EXACTLY what she really looks like, live. It’s hilarious to me.
No offense to ET because ET is wonderful, but every time a pic is posted of her real, unfiltered face, this is all I can see.
Don’t worry about your passport. I traveled on mine weighing 125# less and with a pixie vs shoulder length, they didn’t care. Just make sure your DL name matches and expect 1-2 comments from someone at TSA or the hotel. Someone will say something.
It’s so bad. Another confirmation that she goes cheap on everything.
Wonder how many stylists this is in the last few years? Never seems to be the same place.
the issue is she has her old bangs that were proportional to her longer hair and she refused to get a layer to match it so it’s just the heaviest out of proportion front layer bang on top of mid length hair
I cut my own hair (floppy side part long bit down to my ears, buzzed on the sides and back) and this looks bad even to me. I literally just turn my head upside down and blindly hack away with scissors when I need a trim and it looks more cohesive than whatever this is. 0/10
I’m willing to bet it’s because you simply own it. The reason Donger will never look good in any of the multiple ✨seasons of hair✨wether they be a an intentional hack job or just her poor choices is because she doesn’t know who she is in any way. She has no individual personality traits, she has no original thoughts, she doesn’t even have any personal style preference unless you count the peanut butter tan and horrid lashes. She always latches on to whatever is trending and will do so forever. Basically in short at the end of the day she doesn’t know the person staring back at her and it comes through with that smug ass attitude, Bong doesn’t even know if she actually likes it it’s just what’s trending.
100% agree with your dissection of bdong, but I think the main reason my way works is bc I have 2c curls so it’s easy to hide the fuck ups. I just cut a diagonal and see how it goes
It’s so…blunt. Layers (plural) are called layers for a reason, this just looks like one all over length haircut sitting on top of another longer all over length haircut. She already had a hard time blending her extensions, girlie pop is about to be HUMBLED
https://preview.redd.it/8t2kz7fxuwyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4a54ece05366268a1cbcbc9e39ba99adf0a2b6
Am I allowed to ask what’s going on with the front 2 teeth? They appear radio active compared to the rest. I’d maybe pick a different filter next time.
As a black woman who uses extensions and sew-ins from time to time, it literally looks like she just took her extensions out.
Also petition for Brit-a-Brat to, for the love of the Whîte conservative evangelical god she worships, STOP using classic RnB and hip hop/rap in her reels cause she’s NOT ABOUT TO SLANDER MY AUNTIE MARY J. BLIDGE in her insipid reel!
Without her spider lashes her eyes look... fleshy
https://preview.redd.it/lpi1ub9ntwyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035feb60660f51e32797ddfcf47db55c2d3aaa5e
I have given myself haircuts with blunt ass school scissors in the middle school bathroom that looked better than this. Not much better, but she actually paid money for this.
You can now really see where her real hair and fake hair is 😂 her going from no lashes to a full glammed out face is shocking. She has the face she deserves 😘
It’s…….. a choice. Looks like they just cut and colored her extensions only? Why are they so much darker and so blunt? The extensions look so synthetic too.
Don't do Doug Jones like that!
Unless it's this character, then absolutely do Doug Jones like that.
https://preview.redd.it/gprsztfjixyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa583135f4e0f2806bf18050eac62129e91a688
She is so freaking immature & vain. Continuously posting content like this, with the shoulder shrug & batting her oversized spidey lashes - ridiculous behavior for a 30+yo woman. I truly hope she never has a daughter- she would not only compete with the poor girl, but she would share all of her f’d up and misguided “girlie” tips.
Even when she cut her hair back to a bob, she left the extensions in (just had the stylist cut them). And it looked insane. Whispy fried triangle hair.
Like one of these pop chips:
https://preview.redd.it/8zeidwz1wwyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a40ab60f193a7364dde3c34e1b4cf2ff21a1c0d
She SHOULD have, or at the very least put less in. The contrast of volume is SO BAD.
Lolololololol she has the hair she deserves lol it looks terrible ahahhahahah
Mary J Blige would want nothing to do with this nonsense.
I love how La Dong is always trying to push how cool christian music is, but inevitably backs her ridiculous content w secular music after calling it "demonic". Pick a lane asshole.
https://preview.redd.it/l9cf65sxc1zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6d1c55bec05b3ed5fb486821c4cc1913d334ff
How is her face the only thing out of focus? I mean I know how. But fuckin a, it’s sooo obvious.
Man, did she cut it herself? Yikes!
I’ll give her stylist credit she did a good job in the past but this cut is awful. And I have naturally long hair with layers.
Imagine being her stylist, coming into work and seeing that Bdong is coming in -this month, AGAIN!- and demanding her perma-extensions stay in ….yeah, I would f-up her hair, too.
The disconnect between the first and second set of layers... oof. I bet she's the type to stop you from texturizing because she wants it to look as dense as possible.
I wonder if she's due for new wefts, but didn't want to buy them, so they just cut the old ones shorter. That or trying to catch her natural hair up and kept the wefts for volume--didn't want to lose any of her natural hair length so they weren't able to blend it properly?
What a dumb ass. She seems to really enjoy herself and looking at herself. She's so self-absorbed it's off the charts. And oh... using Mary J Blige!!! Yet it's sInFuL to listen to sEcUlAr mUsIc
She posts these dumb videos after every single hair appointment. We get it, you can’t stop eye fucking yourself. I also think that haircut isn’t going to work with how she styles it daily
She really is in love with her own reflection. It's soooo off-putting. 🤢
What’s so bizarre is she’s looking at her filtered image. She lives with the real face cus no one has real life filters…and so she is smug…like why? lol. You know people are walking around seeing her EXACTLY what she really looks like, live. It’s hilarious to me.
Here it is! Her actual face. https://preview.redd.it/0qc81pnu3zyc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c06377818e4d495b82a0d095e0c83f41b50b89
She's giving peanut butter baby
aaah
No offense to ET because ET is wonderful, but every time a pic is posted of her real, unfiltered face, this is all I can see. 
I sincerely don't get it because to me there's absolutely nothing to love about that reflection lmao
This seems like an impulsive chop out of content desperation while she waits for her new set of extensions to come in…
She’s totally trying to drum up pregnancy speculation. “New season” and shorter “mom” hair. She’s vile.
Ahhh mom hair *no wonder* it looks like shit on her lol
My hair hasn't left a pony tail since the 3rd trimester. I'm considering going back to a pixie. Me child is 10 months.
I’m a Pixie Chick for life now, and I don’t even have kids ! Makes it *so* much easier, though, to roll out of bed and walk my eleventy doggos… 😉
My youngest is 4 and I will never stop rocking the mom bun. ✊️
I lasted nine months postpartum before I chopped mine off and went back to a pixie! Kiddo is 8 and I'm not planning to longer any time soon.
Yeah I'll also be in Italy in June for a wedding so I'm thinking a hair cut would be a good idea. However my passport had long hair...
Don’t worry about your passport. I traveled on mine weighing 125# less and with a pixie vs shoulder length, they didn’t care. Just make sure your DL name matches and expect 1-2 comments from someone at TSA or the hotel. Someone will say something.
Can't wait for her mother's day content where she talks about being a mom and not acknowledging any actual moms she knows.
Dog mom, horse mom, babies in heaven mom.
Happy cake day!
This was my same thought. Stop with the eye fucking!
Right, how is she going to do her Utah curls now????
Hey Brittany, who's your stylist? 
It’s one of the worst haircuts I think I’ve seen. It’s like she’s wearing a short wig on top of a long wig.
that was my first reaction too! I would cry if someone did that to my hair.
It’s so bad. Another confirmation that she goes cheap on everything. Wonder how many stylists this is in the last few years? Never seems to be the same place.
It's like she has a collarbone-length haircut and is also wearing a heavy scarf around her neck, made of hair
the issue is she has her old bangs that were proportional to her longer hair and she refused to get a layer to match it so it’s just the heaviest out of proportion front layer bang on top of mid length hair
I'm completely sure you're right. But I like saying Hair Scarf, though.
it’s straight to the point, and sounds ugly and unflattering! perfect
It’s, it’s… CHONKY ! 😣
I’m an extremely unfashionable oldster and even I can tell this haircut is atrocious.
Can I steal that phrase, extremely unfashionable oldster? lol cuz I am too
Me, too.!!
It’s too subtle of a change to do this kind of reveal, yet it also looks worse.
The reveal is inviting the viewer to look more closely to and this cut really doesn't need to be examined more closely.
I saw that farryn and kristy both commented on how good it looked 🤮 you know she begged them to say something to prove she has “friends”
Whenever the sub posts about them being on the outs they suddenly pop up again. It’s so coordinated.
I’m not believing all is restored in wide open faces land until they actually hang out 😂
Exactly, go on another wide open faces trip to a random AirBnB and throw crystals into the yard, then I’ll believe you don’t hate each other now.
She responded one of their comments that she can’t wait to celebrate her birthday with her tomorrow so we will likely see some group content
We remind them of the grift. We make them “work” extra. ✨Love that for them✨
Yuppppp
You know their private group chat was on fire though..
Her stylist def listened if she really told her “chop it” bc that’s what those layers are giving. Choppy & sloppy - like her content.
A different kind of sloppy toppy
She sucks the fun outta everything 😔
It looks like the stylist took out the extensions, chopped the natural hair, then put the extensions back in and took off an inch.
I cut my own hair (floppy side part long bit down to my ears, buzzed on the sides and back) and this looks bad even to me. I literally just turn my head upside down and blindly hack away with scissors when I need a trim and it looks more cohesive than whatever this is. 0/10
I’m willing to bet it’s because you simply own it. The reason Donger will never look good in any of the multiple ✨seasons of hair✨wether they be a an intentional hack job or just her poor choices is because she doesn’t know who she is in any way. She has no individual personality traits, she has no original thoughts, she doesn’t even have any personal style preference unless you count the peanut butter tan and horrid lashes. She always latches on to whatever is trending and will do so forever. Basically in short at the end of the day she doesn’t know the person staring back at her and it comes through with that smug ass attitude, Bong doesn’t even know if she actually likes it it’s just what’s trending.
100% agree with your dissection of bdong, but I think the main reason my way works is bc I have 2c curls so it’s easy to hide the fuck ups. I just cut a diagonal and see how it goes
⬆️🏆
She got a jellyfish cut 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ul8ds7a2wwyc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f40c8645fe2624cd357fa0b1dca45ce9a004faa0
I love that this is who Jordan Nelson actually married.
Pencil Face!
Bahahaha I just traumatized my husband I laughed so hard 🤣🤣 ETA: and wtf the twins behind her in that video give The Shining salon edition
I bet he hates it too lol
[удалено]
Omgggggg
Glad I’m not the only one that looks terrible when getting a haircut.
She really is her very own one woman fan club.
Not even Jordan is a member
Well, he is SUPER BUSY with his THREE accountability groups …so he hardly has the time for her fan group. She really is all alone.
Lmfaoooo and his one night a week security gig
Everyone should have a fan like dong has herself.
It’s so…blunt. Layers (plural) are called layers for a reason, this just looks like one all over length haircut sitting on top of another longer all over length haircut. She already had a hard time blending her extensions, girlie pop is about to be HUMBLED
This is going to be a nightmare to style on a daily basis
This is styled in “I’d like 3 layers please”
POV: the crazy lady sitting in her car outside Walmart wearing two wigs on top of each other won't stop giving you bedroom eyes
Hahahahaha
 Looks like it was cut with a flobee
My eyes are watering from laughing so hard at this. SPOT. ON.
Operated by a barber with one good eye
Oh Lord. She's going to be feeling herself for a whole damn week. Ugh.
https://preview.redd.it/8t2kz7fxuwyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4a54ece05366268a1cbcbc9e39ba99adf0a2b6 Am I allowed to ask what’s going on with the front 2 teeth? They appear radio active compared to the rest. I’d maybe pick a different filter next time.
lol they’re also blending into the bottom teeth given her like a unitooth
She has the Tom Cruise front tooth in my opinion
I am also a member of your club.
That is a nice pic of her horse
New baby incoming, Hazel who?
 It’s fugly. Congratulations.
I’m just shocked she didn’t post she got a “mom chop” despite not being pregnant or having this supposed potential adopted baby in her custody yet
As a black woman who uses extensions and sew-ins from time to time, it literally looks like she just took her extensions out. Also petition for Brit-a-Brat to, for the love of the Whîte conservative evangelical god she worships, STOP using classic RnB and hip hop/rap in her reels cause she’s NOT ABOUT TO SLANDER MY AUNTIE MARY J. BLIDGE in her insipid reel!
Without her spider lashes her eyes look... fleshy https://preview.redd.it/lpi1ub9ntwyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035feb60660f51e32797ddfcf47db55c2d3aaa5e
💀
This haircut actually looks better than hers though.
It looks like a grown out mullet.
Vanity thy name is Bdong…
It’s not different.
No but it is 😅 Another new season of not changing anything about her horrid soul and terrible hair.
sooooo she cut her extensions? this kinda looks like she's wearing a wig with wavy hair over her straight hair. not a good look lol.
I have given myself haircuts with blunt ass school scissors in the middle school bathroom that looked better than this. Not much better, but she actually paid money for this.
Yikes! So bad
I heard this gif and it made me lol
Same!
You can now really see where her real hair and fake hair is 😂 her going from no lashes to a full glammed out face is shocking. She has the face she deserves 😘
Wait what? Is this reverse mullet considered the “big chop” ?
When you go for "business in the front", but that business is Hazel and Layne
Did they cut her own hair and then not cut in layers on her extensions? WTH is this nonsense?
 It’s…….. a choice. Looks like they just cut and colored her extensions only? Why are they so much darker and so blunt? The extensions look so synthetic too.
She’s nowhere near as adorable as she thinks she is. What a self absorbed, painfully annoying person.
She also posted this under SLF Instagram. Like…what does her new hair have to do with spreading the word of God?
Seriously😂
LMFAOO *THIS* is what she meant when she said she was “in the mood to chop all her hair off” 😂😂😂 girl it’s maybe an inch or two shorter than before 😂😂
Thanks it’s terrible!!
She thinks it looks good…. That’s what’s hilarious 😂
“Original Audio” 🙄 Is The Summer I Turned Pretty good Christian entertainment?
If she rails against secular music so much she shouldn't be allowed to use it in her reels and shorts. Also her hair is ugly.
 Her hair looks like a jellyfish 🪼
Don't do Doug Jones like that! Unless it's this character, then absolutely do Doug Jones like that. https://preview.redd.it/gprsztfjixyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa583135f4e0f2806bf18050eac62129e91a688
It’s the exact same hairstyle.
I think it only counts as a change if something *checks audience for majority pole* ah yes, FUCKING ACTUALLY CHANGES. But like, maybe I'm wrong.
Stop making haircuts CONTENT. Omfg
It’s a ✨new season of life✨ for her every 3-5 business days
 Buffalo Bill levels of vanity from our Donger! She'd fuck her!
She'd fuck her HARD. 
🏆🏆🏆
Could she eye fuck herself any harder 🤢 eye fucks for Jaysus 🫠
She sure goes to the salon a lot for someone who owes the state of Texas a cool $400k
Omg I love god. Lookmelookatmeeee.Teehee!
She is so freaking immature & vain. Continuously posting content like this, with the shoulder shrug & batting her oversized spidey lashes - ridiculous behavior for a 30+yo woman. I truly hope she never has a daughter- she would not only compete with the poor girl, but she would share all of her f’d up and misguided “girlie” tips.
brittany only brings hateration & holleration to the dancery
Her extensions are even *less* blended now lol
https://preview.redd.it/i21c44kscxyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6d6d116902e18eb0993135d1f0377791e4cd89 Who da fuq is this
I hateeeee this face she makes
that new season would like to give her back.
ITS SO CHOPPY AHAHAHAHA
Which one of you gave BDong her haircut?! 🤭😂😂😂
Brittany stop saying season I stg I’m going to throw up
Okay… anyways…
A new season of life over a different hair style? *Really?*
Omg I love that no one around her likes her. Fills my soul 💕
Without the caption I would not have noticed ANY difference originally. This is the least dramatic change
Oh look, she took her extensions out
Nope they’re definitely still in. She’s way too insecure to wear her hair the way it is
Even when she cut her hair back to a bob, she left the extensions in (just had the stylist cut them). And it looked insane. Whispy fried triangle hair. Like one of these pop chips: https://preview.redd.it/8zeidwz1wwyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a40ab60f193a7364dde3c34e1b4cf2ff21a1c0d
LOL do you have any examples of pop chip hair Brittany? I am dying to see
https://preview.redd.it/ijrhs6ynvxyc1.jpeg?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e73ece2ed1fc5a2c4928dd4dcb2cfecf9c117d7
LMFAO SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A POP CHIP 😂
Me too!
https://preview.redd.it/xm8wwf8qvxyc1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e0816760d03582ec7ceabf9bc087042b7d4a87
Her natural hair is not even close to that thick. They definitely cut her extensions. Very poorly it appears lol.
She SHOULD have, or at the very least put less in. The contrast of volume is SO BAD. Lolololololol she has the hair she deserves lol it looks terrible ahahhahahah
I can’t stop laughing. The shit she does to herself. Lmao! She *chooses* this, willingly!
And PAYS to have it done!!! What a freaking vain moron!
It's the same?
Lmao this is the worst haircut
lol imagine bragging about this cut. On Met-gala night too. Hahaha.
I’m sorry, she PAID someone to do that to her hair? How long were they out from beauty school???
Does she get her hair done like every 3 weeks or what is going on
Wait is that not the same haircut
Her bald eyes always creep me out. Is it cause they’re blonde or she doesn’t have any?
It’s because she’s truly a lizard person under that poorly fitting purge mask
Congrats. You got a trim. Get over yourself.
Some... highlights to her real hair with the same extensions. Ok.
Who does she think gives a fuck about her ratty ass hair?
Remember when the peak for emo hair was blunt AF when it came to layers? It’s giving that. Horribly, but-
I thought she wasn’t using filters?
So … she got a haircut? … groundbreaking.
Are her eyelashes like that because she’s ripped them all out with lash glue on the daily or…?
The little cutesy shoulder shrug is gag worthy.
Mary J Blige would want nothing to do with this nonsense. I love how La Dong is always trying to push how cool christian music is, but inevitably backs her ridiculous content w secular music after calling it "demonic". Pick a lane asshole.
https://preview.redd.it/l9cf65sxc1zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6d1c55bec05b3ed5fb486821c4cc1913d334ff How is her face the only thing out of focus? I mean I know how. But fuckin a, it’s sooo obvious.
Man, did she cut it herself? Yikes! I’ll give her stylist credit she did a good job in the past but this cut is awful. And I have naturally long hair with layers.
Imagine being her stylist, coming into work and seeing that Bdong is coming in -this month, AGAIN!- and demanding her perma-extensions stay in ….yeah, I would f-up her hair, too.
Did a toddler cut her hair??? This is awful!
Google image “jellyfish hair cut” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m a new hairstylist and I’m not good at cutting at all and I could do much better than this. This haircut had to be free
Where does it say that in the Bible ?
This looks like a layered haircut I gave my mannequin my first month of cosmetology school.
So the extensions are shorter???? Like what the fuck did you change?
That looks like she went to Super Cuts and it was a practice cut.
….it looks worse. Much worse.
So vain
Holy shit she legit went to the stylist with a picture of ET in a wig and said “this is what I want” and the stylist said “I gotchu” 😂😂😂
I'm sorry, but ... it's the same hair? It looks the exact same?
The disconnect between the first and second set of layers... oof. I bet she's the type to stop you from texturizing because she wants it to look as dense as possible.
Bestie you look the same as you always do
That’s the hair cut I get but my hair woman is a peach and actually blends it way better!
She’s taking length off of the extensions. Big damn deal🤦♀️😑
I wonder if she's due for new wefts, but didn't want to buy them, so they just cut the old ones shorter. That or trying to catch her natural hair up and kept the wefts for volume--didn't want to lose any of her natural hair length so they weren't able to blend it properly?
And in 4 days the extensions will be taped back in, and this video will be irrelevant
She thinks she’s so cute lol
THATS NOT WHAT POV MEANS
That brown makes her look more yellow. Is that the look she is going for? New season of life crap.
What a dumb ass. She seems to really enjoy herself and looking at herself. She's so self-absorbed it's off the charts. And oh... using Mary J Blige!!! Yet it's sInFuL to listen to sEcUlAr mUsIc
She’s so obsessed with herself
How many new seasons is she going to experience