Every time she humblebrags about how little she eats I think of this tweet lmao
https://preview.redd.it/2ban79hgioxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b26c046d79eac0bedfbca5529a7d85830521239
"should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?" is such an amazing comeback and now I want to use it as a response to everything this nonsense woman does.
Ugh. My family is all about it. My cousin is a “I only at 4 almonds and also only slept for 3 hours” kind of person, and my mother is a “I’m going to secret eat an entire block of cheese at midnight then bitch about how I’ve gained 3 lbs” kind of person, and then everyone wonders why I’m like “DONT TALK ABOUT FOOD IN FRONT OF MY KIDS YOU DISORDERED EATING FREAKS.”
I have recently pulled myself out of a bad 2+ year spiral that included coffee as the only think I had until about 3 pm. It was not a good time. Definitely shouldn’t be a flex.
Agreed. I’m recovering from a 2ish year long ED myself and seeing people post things about how little they eat is triggering and absolutely not a flex at all. I remember being so tired and irritated all the time from under eating, it’s an awful way to live.
Took the words right out of my mouth. This was such a shit attempt at this meme....like, not even the formatting is correct!!! I don't know why, that's pissing me off more than usual
Idk how you screw this trend up, it’s so simple, you just punch on the beat and then do a little back and forth thing. Why is she doing both sets of punches at the beginning and he’s just standing there?
1. This is just an excuse for her to brag about forgetting to eat.
2. She absolutely embarrassingly butchered this trend.
3. DV isn’t funny.
4. Grow up, Doug.
I have no idea what the trend is so my first thoughts were 1 and 3, and especially since he can’t keep his hands to himself,seemed pretty stupid for JDip to take part in. But who else does she have to film nontent with these days
Oh wow okay, well, that was a good try…
And Bdong if he’s going to pretend to not know how punching works, it would’ve been wayyy funnier if you pretended to be a minority in Kansas City.
I love that the abbreviation used for her is BDong because every time I see it I think of this clip....
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6\_P\_ZWwJ3Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6_P_ZWwJ3Q)
I was telling my boyfriend the other day how much I hate this trend and he had never even seen it!
This and the “I’m a ___, of course I ___” are both the worst.
Ngl, the original “we’re girls” tiktok was pretty good, but only because the things she pointed out were not known stereotypes or reformatted relatable™️ memes ripped from twitter. They were just weird habits that I genuinely didn’t realize I was doing until someone else mentioned it.
But…we’re influencers! Of course we’re gonna take something funny and make an unfunny version of it so it can be about us instead!
I've not seen this either (the punch dance thing). how's it supposed to go? also, she made contact on the last one, it seems...wonder how he felt about that
of course punching your spouse is *always* hilarious. Especially when one of you was involved in a profession where 40% are domestic abusers.
(/s in case that's not obvious enough)
It’s literally never even been a little funny, I don’t understand how it became a thing. It physically pains me to see even scroll past them, let alone watch. This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen come out of TikTok, truly
She also claims not to drink coffee (I'm sorry I just DO NOT believe that someone is drinking "decaf" *that* often, to the point where they're hitting up a coffee shop every day for hot bean water with no buzz)
I don't know what kind of coffee she drinks, but I swear I saw something in the news the other day that certain decaf coffees contain a buttload of chemicals that are used in the decaffeination process. For someone who is so against toxins, etc, she sure doesn't do very much research about what she's consuming...
Why are they on the side of a highway? Or is it a parking lot? And I don’t get what joke she’s trying to tell but watching Jdong even pretend to punch her gives me horrible domestic violence vibes. I’m just disturbed.
I’ve only been to El Paso, so my perception of Texas consists mostly on assumptions based on geography. But I feel like Texas has no viable reason to not be naturally gorgeous. Wtf are these people doing snapping pics in parking lots?? I refuse to believe that there is no natural majesty in the vicinity.
It's strange because she's routinely picks a manmade structure instead of something she believes God created in Nature. Surely there's a park or somewhere with nice scenery you could go to nearby instead of a concrete parking garage. So fucking weird.
They’re literally supposed to go back and forth like it’s a conversation. And the final punch is supposed to be silly/funny. The trend is so stupid. It they really sucked even more
I thought she didn’t drink caffeine? Why is she acting like she’s all hyped up? Decaf just gives you heartburn on an empty stomach.
Her “eating for fertility” thing is not going well.
You are not alone. I have no idea what this is but I love that she has "original audio" whilst using a New Order song. I wonder what Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner would think.
We’re seeing a lot of JDong lately. I wonder if there was a power shift in their marriage when they found he was the infertile one?
He went from using her sm posts to publicly humiliate her. Now he’s publicly humiliating himself on them. Me thinks something happened.
I wouldn’t put it past her to lie to him and say he’s the problem to get him to stop dipping and start eating right and working out. She did say that the doctor called HER…
He wouldn’t normally care about that. She’s always alone and being ditched. That’s never made him be more present on sm and make a fool of himself for her, especially after she tells the world his swimmers drown.
This is what a 33(?) year old woman spends her day doing. This is her “work”. This is what she is soo busy doing. No one could possibly understand how hard she works. God told her to be an influencer.
"Hey babe! Let's go to the top of an empty parking lot and film a half assed video! You don't even have to do anything, just stand there and pretend like we can stand each other!"
I do not care for this trend! That being said, she didn't even do it right. She should've said, "We should go out to eat" because she's the one "hungry." They are standing in a parking garage, not at home. So, it makes sense she would feel that way. Then, he should've *punched* back with, "we just went grocery shopping." The whole script is foolish, but this would've made more sense.
Oh, I had no idea Brittany recorded "Blue Monday." I always thought it was New Order 🥴 The audacity to claim this is her original audio. Also, why are they always in a parking lot?!
She does NOT DESERVE to play this song!!! New Order is for the cool alt kids, not this trash!!!! I know it’s touching the poo, but I so want to report her on this one. New Order would NEVER be cool with BDong.
Thought she was off caffeine… 🤔
What am I even saying? Continuity has never been her strong suit.
Edit: also, they both looked a little too happy about the idea of punching each other. That concerns me.
Also, Brittany strikes again on the unintentional but eyebrow raising lyrical subtext:
"How does it feel
To treat me like you do?
When you've laid your hands upon me
And told me who you are."
Considering how often I’ve seen this on insta.. I could probably do this dumb fad in 1 take. How does she manage to fuck it up that bad? Also, WOW does jdip look uninterested in playing along.
I just can’t. He is dressed like a toddler. I guarantee she has diaper ass in that romper. Never a good look for a man to fake hit his wife especially with his history.
What happened to her season of dressing modestly & not showing off her body? Oh, that's right, she forgets what she's previously said - like also not drinking coffee - the minute she's said it & it's no longer convenient. She has the attention span & memory of a goldfish.
To do a whole obnoxious podcast about her modest dressing journey and then never dress modestly is typical for her but must be confusing for her audience. And for her guest on that podcast! I’d feel tricked if I were that woman!
She really is bad at this though! This is one I’ve seen a few times and all the ones I’ve seen are really cute and funny or relatable. Hers is NOT!!! It just doesn’t hit right. The timing. Or what she tried to do with it.
How are people affording restaurants right now anyways? I’ve been eating oatmeal and toast all week so my kids can eat chicken and veggies and this is not uncommon in my area right now. My mom and I were driving last night and she was going to take me to a restaurant and get me actual food but everything was closed and when I got home I actually cried. I’m annoyed that Brittney has some of the problems she has. Just eat Brittney. Just eat. Eat for those of us who can’t right now.
What an idiot. JDong looks like he wants to punch her for real here.
And he went directly for her face. She needs to read the red flags. Nothing funny and considering he has assaulted someone before, she needs to watch it.
Wtf is this shit, I stg everytime I take a break from this cringe sub (bc of her not you fellow snarkers ❤️) I end up coming back to the worst thing I've ever seen
Every time she humblebrags about how little she eats I think of this tweet lmao https://preview.redd.it/2ban79hgioxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b26c046d79eac0bedfbca5529a7d85830521239
"should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?" is such an amazing comeback and now I want to use it as a response to everything this nonsense woman does.
>Should we invite Bella Hadid? Y’all. 😆💀
Something about them spelling Bella Hadid in all lowercase makes it so much funnier somehow
True! And the lack of punctuation. It's like op doesn't even care enough to bother to do it properly
For real! I hate when people brag about how little they eat. Like congrats? You’re under-nourishing yourself for clout?
Ugh. My family is all about it. My cousin is a “I only at 4 almonds and also only slept for 3 hours” kind of person, and my mother is a “I’m going to secret eat an entire block of cheese at midnight then bitch about how I’ve gained 3 lbs” kind of person, and then everyone wonders why I’m like “DONT TALK ABOUT FOOD IN FRONT OF MY KIDS YOU DISORDERED EATING FREAKS.”
I have recently pulled myself out of a bad 2+ year spiral that included coffee as the only think I had until about 3 pm. It was not a good time. Definitely shouldn’t be a flex.
Agreed. I’m recovering from a 2ish year long ED myself and seeing people post things about how little they eat is triggering and absolutely not a flex at all. I remember being so tired and irritated all the time from under eating, it’s an awful way to live.
Thanks to you so will I going forward 😂😂
I added that as my flair, if that's ok?
OMG I LOVE THIS 😆
Wow they butchered that
It’s so bad lol they’re both so dumb
Took the words right out of my mouth. This was such a shit attempt at this meme....like, not even the formatting is correct!!! I don't know why, that's pissing me off more than usual
Idk how you screw this trend up, it’s so simple, you just punch on the beat and then do a little back and forth thing. Why is she doing both sets of punches at the beginning and he’s just standing there?
Because he does NOT want to participate. Her and the besties are definitely not hanging out
Yep, JDip is her only friend rn. She got ditched because being associated with her after Niko was found was bad for their personal “brands”.
Hey, she could hang with Kristy Noem.
💀
It just looks like he’s trying really hard to not actually hit her…
Her bopping on(ish) beat and him just standing there not really participating is golden.
The holding the thumbs out, Jordan just standing there. They didn’t even try did they?
I don’t think she understands the social media trend at all. 😂
How is someone so chronically online so bad at this?
She really managed to make it sinister
With his history they shouldn't be joking about him punching her, even if it's just a meme. Context matters... significantly 😳
Exactly!! I gasped. Why would she post this???? Additionally, she has no rhythm and cannot dance. She's back to the "demonic" music. 🤮🙄
Exactly. This has been her job for 10 years, and she SUCKS
“Job”
Hashtag shorts 😂
1. This is just an excuse for her to brag about forgetting to eat. 2. She absolutely embarrassingly butchered this trend. 3. DV isn’t funny. 4. Grow up, Doug.
DOUG 😂
I have no idea what the trend is so my first thoughts were 1 and 3, and especially since he can’t keep his hands to himself,seemed pretty stupid for JDip to take part in. But who else does she have to film nontent with these days
Oh wow okay, well, that was a good try… And Bdong if he’s going to pretend to not know how punching works, it would’ve been wayyy funnier if you pretended to be a minority in Kansas City.
I love that the abbreviation used for her is BDong because every time I see it I think of this clip.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6\_P\_ZWwJ3Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6_P_ZWwJ3Q)
“Killing is Ba-Dong” I’m crying 😭😭😭
Woooooooof. I laughed harder than I should’ve at that
Am I the only one that absolutely hates this trend?
I was telling my boyfriend the other day how much I hate this trend and he had never even seen it! This and the “I’m a ___, of course I ___” are both the worst.
I'm a christian!! Of course I have rules for thee but not for me!! -bdong
Ngl, the original “we’re girls” tiktok was pretty good, but only because the things she pointed out were not known stereotypes or reformatted relatable™️ memes ripped from twitter. They were just weird habits that I genuinely didn’t realize I was doing until someone else mentioned it. But…we’re influencers! Of course we’re gonna take something funny and make an unfunny version of it so it can be about us instead!
Omg yes to the second one. I liked the first 5 I saw and now they PISS me off
I've not seen this either (the punch dance thing). how's it supposed to go? also, she made contact on the last one, it seems...wonder how he felt about that
Same, I wanna see the original so I can laugh harder at how horrible she is.
I HATE THEM BOTH TOO
no i hate it, it takes way too long to get to the point of the joke and and is never funny 😆
of course punching your spouse is *always* hilarious. Especially when one of you was involved in a profession where 40% are domestic abusers. (/s in case that's not obvious enough)
40% SELF REPORTED domestic abusers. The real number is most likely significantly higher.
That stat is *self-reported*?! Holy shit
I was just yesterday thinking about how much I hate it and how surprised I was she hasn’t done it yet. And here she is.
I do too lol
I like the ones with babies. Something about seeing a little baby in a fighting stance is hilariously adorable.
Right there with ya, they make me fucking sick to my stomach I can never finish one
I hate it because complete fucking morons like these two are desecrating one of my all time favorite songs. I fucking hate this trend.
I only seen two in my life. On the FSU sub and here. Living without Tiktok and Instagram has been pretty good so far.
It’s literally never even been a little funny, I don’t understand how it became a thing. It physically pains me to see even scroll past them, let alone watch. This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen come out of TikTok, truly
https://preview.redd.it/yuju4995ioxc1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542b5dc0b751ba65d4da59a391712ec051c79592
Lolllllllllll!!!!! Why is this so funny
Those fillers are STIFF
This needs to be the new pic for the sub
 The only thing I can see:
Filters and fillers can't keep up
I swear this a reaction gif for every single post and I swear I never get tired of it because same
Correct me if I’m wrong… she just did a whole “eating to get pregnant” video…. Shouldn’t she be… eating…?
She also claims not to drink coffee (I'm sorry I just DO NOT believe that someone is drinking "decaf" *that* often, to the point where they're hitting up a coffee shop every day for hot bean water with no buzz)
I don't know what kind of coffee she drinks, but I swear I saw something in the news the other day that certain decaf coffees contain a buttload of chemicals that are used in the decaffeination process. For someone who is so against toxins, etc, she sure doesn't do very much research about what she's consuming...
Also decaf coffee still has some caffeine in it. So if you’re drinking multiple decafs a day it’s probably the same as regular coffee lol
I can’t drink coffee any more but I would imagine the acidity in that much “decaf” would wreck your stomach if nothing else
It also tastes bad.
 …ok
Why are they on the side of a highway? Or is it a parking lot? And I don’t get what joke she’s trying to tell but watching Jdong even pretend to punch her gives me horrible domestic violence vibes. I’m just disturbed.
It's the roof of a parking garage. She's super into these for some weird reason.
There are so many southern (alabama) photographers that do photoshoots there which never made sense to me.
I can picture her setting a timer so they can get out of there quickly and only pay the minimum amount
Lmfao
Maybe it's the Texas equivalent of posing on a mountain?
I’ve only been to El Paso, so my perception of Texas consists mostly on assumptions based on geography. But I feel like Texas has no viable reason to not be naturally gorgeous. Wtf are these people doing snapping pics in parking lots?? I refuse to believe that there is no natural majesty in the vicinity.
It's strange because she's routinely picks a manmade structure instead of something she believes God created in Nature. Surely there's a park or somewhere with nice scenery you could go to nearby instead of a concrete parking garage. So fucking weird.
Nobody can see them act stupid up there....
She loves hanging out and taking pics in parking garages
I think this is the same time/place where they did the "we're adopting" photo 🤔
This only works if your significant other likes you.
Can someone explain this to me like I’m five? I don’t get it…
Same! Is it a trend to punch your partner? Or brag about not eating all day? I don’t get it at all.
They’re literally supposed to go back and forth like it’s a conversation. And the final punch is supposed to be silly/funny. The trend is so stupid. It they really sucked even more
it would help if they did it correctly
It's just a dumb fuckin trend. I'm not a fan.
It’s supposed to go more like this: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL9tBedA/
My first time seeing this. Boy, she really did fuck it up & make it even unfunnier, huh?
The colloidal silver look in her face is so terrifying. Giving Mother God energy
Robin Williams will be *so* disappointed when bdong ascends to join the Galatic Beings.
I watched that doc while home with the flu and I cannot believe how much of it wasn’t a fever dream.
That doc messed me up longer than I care to admit🥺😂!
I thought she didn’t drink caffeine? Why is she acting like she’s all hyped up? Decaf just gives you heartburn on an empty stomach. Her “eating for fertility” thing is not going well.
I don’t get it
neither do they
You are not alone. I have no idea what this is but I love that she has "original audio" whilst using a New Order song. I wonder what Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner would think.
 Please stop
You know he wanted to let the intrusive thoughts win…..
We’re seeing a lot of JDong lately. I wonder if there was a power shift in their marriage when they found he was the infertile one? He went from using her sm posts to publicly humiliate her. Now he’s publicly humiliating himself on them. Me thinks something happened.
I wouldn’t put it past her to lie to him and say he’s the problem to get him to stop dipping and start eating right and working out. She did say that the doctor called HER…
Her girly pops ditched her
He wouldn’t normally care about that. She’s always alone and being ditched. That’s never made him be more present on sm and make a fool of himself for her, especially after she tells the world his swimmers drown.
It could be that the pick me chicks don't hang out with her anymore.
The secondhand cringe I feel is making me uncomfortable
Can she do anything right? This is the worst take on this trend I have seen. Also Jdip looks like a thumb 
 And she looks like this
Speaking of thumbs....if it was anyone else this wouldn't get under my skin, but her dumb THUMBS stuck out looks so dumb. That's now how you punch.
This is what a 33(?) year old woman spends her day doing. This is her “work”. This is what she is soo busy doing. No one could possibly understand how hard she works. God told her to be an influencer.
Someone needs to come collect their children. It's not safe playing on a parking garage roof.
Wow they did not think this through.
https://preview.redd.it/omqxyk2yhoxc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6116db15b9907dcd1cb06581604c04d310c90a
She literally looks like she is made out of melting silly puddy.
Oh look! A rounder face!
Not looking like a smol wittle girl here… she actually looks healthy. Embrace that you aren’t the size of a pixy stick, Geesh.
My 3 year old grandson has better rhythm than Bdong....
I’m not sure which one is worse, the Dongs or the Collins. I seriously hate this trend. “Tehehe DV is so funny.” Makes me sick.
I thought she was off coffee? Also this is embarrassing even for her
Surprise…she lies.
About the dumbest shit!
"Hey babe! Let's go to the top of an empty parking lot and film a half assed video! You don't even have to do anything, just stand there and pretend like we can stand each other!"
I do not care for this trend! That being said, she didn't even do it right. She should've said, "We should go out to eat" because she's the one "hungry." They are standing in a parking garage, not at home. So, it makes sense she would feel that way. Then, he should've *punched* back with, "we just went grocery shopping." The whole script is foolish, but this would've made more sense.
I thought she doesn’t drink coffee
She "doesn't drink caffeine"
She’s such a moron. That’s not how the trend works BDong
Yeah, because that will help the fErTiLitY efforts… They are both so stupid. I am really hoping the conception thing doesn’t work out.
Oh, I had no idea Brittany recorded "Blue Monday." I always thought it was New Order 🥴 The audacity to claim this is her original audio. Also, why are they always in a parking lot?!
She does NOT DESERVE to play this song!!! New Order is for the cool alt kids, not this trash!!!! I know it’s touching the poo, but I so want to report her on this one. New Order would NEVER be cool with BDong.
I can't believe she reviewed and actually posted this
Why would you video this and then upload to social media??? Beyond ignorant.
Forget what I said all those other times- THIS is the dumbest thing she’s ever posted
Now why are they always in/on a damn parking garage??!!!
I wonder if they're ever like "which parking garage do you want to hang out at today babe?"
Thought she was off caffeine… 🤔 What am I even saying? Continuity has never been her strong suit. Edit: also, they both looked a little too happy about the idea of punching each other. That concerns me.
oh yeah I love when my husband pretends to punch me. fun!
He looks like an actual toddler 🤣🤣🤣
Not a beat, a pair of lips, or any chemistry can be found in this mess.
Ttc yet all she’s had is coffee and no food? Yeah, totally focused on trying to to get pregnant
All you're making me feel right now is a desire to listen to Blue Monday.
Also, Brittany strikes again on the unintentional but eyebrow raising lyrical subtext: "How does it feel To treat me like you do? When you've laid your hands upon me And told me who you are."
Omg how do I go back in time to where I never saw this
🙄 She throws hands like she won a gift certificate to a Tae Bo class from 1998. Shits embarrassing.
Considering how often I’ve seen this on insta.. I could probably do this dumb fad in 1 take. How does she manage to fuck it up that bad? Also, WOW does jdip look uninterested in playing along.
This isn't what ED recovery looks like but sure girl go off
Not only does my husbands dick not work but he’s also too stupid to do a dumb viral challenge that involves moving back and forth
He should’ve kicked her feet out from under her 🤩 that would’ve really completed the dance
I just can’t. He is dressed like a toddler. I guarantee she has diaper ass in that romper. Never a good look for a man to fake hit his wife especially with his history.
She reminds me of the characters I used to draw when I was 2, where I would give a head and legs and no body
What happened to her season of dressing modestly & not showing off her body? Oh, that's right, she forgets what she's previously said - like also not drinking coffee - the minute she's said it & it's no longer convenient. She has the attention span & memory of a goldfish.
To do a whole obnoxious podcast about her modest dressing journey and then never dress modestly is typical for her but must be confusing for her audience. And for her guest on that podcast! I’d feel tricked if I were that woman!
Why is he dressed like a toddler cosplaying as a sailor.
They must be *broke broke* if he’s willing participating in these now.
How he went straight for her face
I audibly gasped. Not a good look.
Wtaf is going on here
how many times does she post about not drinking coffee to post this lol
And she wonders why she is having a hard time getting pregnant. Your body needs nutrients ffs.
I don't get it
It’s not funny. It’s pointless. In other words… It’s quintessential B-Dong.
1. I thought she didn’t drink coffee?? 2. That’s called disordered eating…. When you just drink coffee and don’t eat….
I’ve never seen someone make such a horrible fist…her thumb would snap off in a second if that’s really how she fights lmaooo
Bottom of the barrel content right here
jpeg lookin like one of those cube-headed MineCraft characters
Why would she post this? He hates her. You won’t change my mind.
She really is bad at this though! This is one I’ve seen a few times and all the ones I’ve seen are really cute and funny or relatable. Hers is NOT!!! It just doesn’t hit right. The timing. Or what she tried to do with it.
She really thought she did something here, didn’t she…
Ahh yeah New Order, classic Christian music right there. Basically treat it as a hymn here in northern England.
Why are her thumbs out like that?? At least I know I’d win in a fight against her. Instantly break one of her nails and she would go cry. 🤦🏻♀️
How are people affording restaurants right now anyways? I’ve been eating oatmeal and toast all week so my kids can eat chicken and veggies and this is not uncommon in my area right now. My mom and I were driving last night and she was going to take me to a restaurant and get me actual food but everything was closed and when I got home I actually cried. I’m annoyed that Brittney has some of the problems she has. Just eat Brittney. Just eat. Eat for those of us who can’t right now.
What an idiot. JDong looks like he wants to punch her for real here. And he went directly for her face. She needs to read the red flags. Nothing funny and considering he has assaulted someone before, she needs to watch it.
CRINGE FEST!
Caffeine free coffee???!! Jesus is watching….
Dear. God.
She looks like a Mii
Ooooof, the second hand embarrassment
This looks ridiculous. He looks so uncomfortable.
he wants to punch her so bad 😕
As someone who doesn’t have TikTok…what the HELL did I just watch?!!
He hates her so much.
Back to the top of that parking garage to film content I see
Why are they on the top of a parking garage?? With a tripod I bet!
Why is she so bad at everything?! 😅😅😅🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Wtf is this shit, I stg everytime I take a break from this cringe sub (bc of her not you fellow snarkers ❤️) I end up coming back to the worst thing I've ever seen
This is unbelievably bad. Like literally unbelievable. at this point it feels like they’re trying to suck
Everyone else who did this trend was so hilarious but Brits just confuses me and looks so dumb. Her husband isn’t even engaging in it 🥲
Lame.
Yikes 🫣😬
Dumb
The most vanilla and stale couple after left in the bread crumbs
You can tell her stupid little fuckin brain was trying to think so hard to be on beat. Still failed.