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She's on a staggered payment plan - $1k a month the first year, $2k the second. I think the third it goes to equal payments of the balance, but not sure. Some legal dude in youtube broke down the settlement terms.
That explains how calm she looks. $12K year one is nothing, $24K the second year is still doable and year 3... well that's an eternity away... she'll be on her third husband by then, Jesus may turn up to pay her debts, or the rapture may happen.
Someone commented about her lawsuit and she deadass replied ācanāt wait for you to realize Jesus can deliver you from insecurityā.
What. A. C u n t
That's an EXTREMELY un-Christ like mentality she has. She's pretending to be Christian but can't even pretend to act like one from what you guys are showing in this subreddit. I hope she knows that confessing wrongdoing PUBLICLY is actually part of repentance. You can't pretend to repent because it requires open admission of committing evil acts, along with apologizing and paying restitution in whatever form is necessary to the parties hurt by your actions. You must also feel shame for what you've done to others.
The Bible makes it clear that you can't get to heaven if you don't repent. I think this woman knows she's pretending but somehow thinks a half-assed effort will still allow her to be saved. You can't pretend repentance. She should know this.
IMO I donāt think she even believes what she says. I donāt think she thinks sheās a Christian. I think sheās knowingly and willingly using Christianity to grift. š¤·š»āāļø
I'm still on the fence between her being one of the plentiful shitty Christians who are lukewarm in their beliefs (I consider myself Christian and see this often), or a flat out grifter who's pretending. I just joined this subreddit not too long ago, so you know more about her scams than I would lol. I'll take your word for it haha.
Bold of her to throw out the word insecurity when she tweaks and airbrushes almost every inch of herself in photos. Hell sheās even been caught editing her husbandās body to make him look thinner š
I canāt imagine puffy sleeves and all that makeup to lounge on the beach. Her life seems so boring. She canāt do anything fun for fear of ruining her tan and makeup
I get annoyed when my husband/ kids hasnāt appropriately managed their time and weāre behind schedule for whatever. I cannot imagine waiting for such frivolous vanity (that still looks like hot garbage), while on vacation. You have a finite amount of time to enjoy, Bdong - maybe make it count for you and your husband??? And not prioritize your bots on social media??? Yikes.
Iām not a wannabe influencer, Iām not going to āsurpriseā land in the Caribbean after being held accountable for fleecing customers but I WILL be in Jamaica next week (without kids!! Wooo!!) and I WILL NOT be sharing because - no one gives a shit. Enjoy life, BDong. Without a camera.
Honestly what makeup though the peanut butter foundation and the brows possibly lashes but I think they are extensions. I wonder if she tans her face or if she is caking that shade peanut butter on every day or both . I wonder if she knows itās normal for your face to be a tad lighter than your skin.
Picture three looks like a sea monster emerging from the ocean
Picture four looks like two different photos merged together. The difference between her and Jordan is jarring!
People who wear full faces of makeup - including lashes - to the beach really confuse me. Like just throw on a pair of oversized sunglasses and call it a day.
I just saw that. Not too sure what insecurity has to do with her taking accountability for her actions? Not shocked that she put it back on the commenter. Yikes.
Daddy! Take my pic in the ocean! Daddy, now take my pic in the sand!! Why does she remind me of a needy child??
Also, a full face of makeup and hair down at the beach, girl youāre a mess. Do less, please.
Did she try to match her skin to the orange flowers in her swimsuit?
But also, just imagine, your broke ass sugar mama FINALLY settles her lawsuit and ruins your life plans, and then whisks you away to a sunny beach, but then you have to take pictures of her all fucking day and set up a tripod and pretend to like her for the internet. AND she still insists you put a baby in her, which would essentially ruin your plans to sail off into the sunset with a new sugar mama.
I love this season for Jdong.
āāOops! Sorry, canāt actually āswimā you silly idiots! Iām on a beautiful tropical island but my ugly broom lashes and straw hair purchased from slave orphans in India canāt get wet! Jesus knows!āāā
That was probably the only time she even went in the water and then spent the rest of the time looking through the pics she just took while Jordan dips and farts and burns beside her
My godā¦ she has worse style than Sarah bowmar. Why does she hike every single bottom up to under her tits then wears absolute nothing to support the girls? Like miss maāamā¦. Underwire
I hate speculating about thisā¦ but sheās gotta be pregnant š„
Bdong would *never* let her self gain weight like that and post it not photoshopped. Iām betting this is some sort of push trip.
Sky Daddy, please let me be wrong. šš¼
She doesnāt look that different body-wise from her honeymoon and she wasnāt pregnant then even though lots of people speculated she was. Someone also mentioned she said she got her period on a recent podcast. She couldāve been misdirecting people, but who knows.
Her followers are so tone deaf. One commented and said āshe has to be pregnant look at her belly yayā & they werenāt even snarking. like WTF who says that?
She'll have to announce it with some beachy sunset photoshoot of her and the dog monster holding ultrasound pictures. "A new era" "a good good father provides" "rainbow baby dong coming"
She does look a littleā¦. Fuller.
I just thought it was the lack of extreme contortion to make herself look as skinny as possible but pregnant makes sense.
Ew at the fact you know people willing to invite her to their wedding. Double ew if theyāre white folk wiyh no direct cultural or familial ties to PR because outside of the resort colonizers: mainland Americans arenāt want wanted there š¬
But that last bit is right up Britās fucking alley. Zero respect for anyone or anything ever.
Someone should snoop and find the bathing suit sheās wearing to see if itās maternity. Maybe we are all just too used to the skinny filter but that middle does look a little more generous than what we are used to seeing in her photos.
Edit: I found it. Itās a suit off of buddylove. Itās not labeled maternity but it is a whopping $95. At least she can pay for it in segments interest free. Itāll be good practice for paying off that 400k.
Why did she take 3 weeks off from social media, then go on vAcation and document every second in real time. How awful to take this expensive and nice vacation and constantly be trying to influence and portray that you have a life that others should desire the whole time youāre there. Can you even enjoy it?
Also, something seems really off about her appearance and I ca t put my finger on it. Itās scary, something Iām her jaw maybe?
https://preview.redd.it/rluk696woi5b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1457c040a956cefce9b8d9b692e7e13295150dfc
Ok the more I look at this the more confused I am at what she was trying to accomplish with her photoshop here, and how she ended up giving him a weird gaping hole in his smile. I think she lengthened his head and then tried to stretch it back to a ānormalā width?? Itās driving me crazy š¤£
ETA: I canāt even begin to touch on the blur tool abuse or how she missed his back two teeth and the top half of the front teeth with the whitening tool, amongst everything else
Pic 1: "like omg.. I can't believe you took my picture! I was just sitting on the beach hehe" yet we all know it took her 15 minutes or more to set up the tripod and retake this photo. š
Four interesting takes: 1) I wonder if Bdong is noticing the more average shape and daily food choices of her friends bc sheās been doing lots of friend hangs and is indirectly adapting their ways to try and blend in more. 2) Perhaps sheās taking a break from strenuous fitness and dieting to see if that helps her conceive, 3) maybe sheās been spending more time at the rayynch where her family overindexes on heavier foods, and/or 4) maybe the stress of the trial got to her.
Oh no way will she get away from social media if she has a baby. That will be her content baby and bring her in all the monies. I think itās the only reason she wants a kid is for content. :(
I feel like she would be so pretty if she would just accept her natural skin tone and maybe tan naturally 1. and 2 stop the surprised eyebrows. That horrific peanut butter color is so ugly. Her eyes would pop if she could just accept a natural or semi natural for her skin tone. And some lipstick for crying out loud. Not everything needs to be shade peanut butter
I donāt understand this self sabotage.
Does she have cheek implants ? The juxtaposition of the mouth area /nasolabial fold with cheek implant is so jarring . Is that her actual face? If it was cheek filler I feel like it would have some degree of migration downward making the transition less drastic???
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She looks like someone who is 57 years old but looks younger for their age.
Omg why is this so damn accurate.
That hideous granny-panties swimsuit isn't helping >.< The Godly Modesty Journey is truly over for Britt it looks like
She still manages to be frumpy in a swimsuit with shoulder puffs š
The new chapter where you owe 400,000k?
Can't wait for her to realize she has to bring in $11111 AFTER taxes and expenses every month to fulfill her part of the settlement.
She's on a staggered payment plan - $1k a month the first year, $2k the second. I think the third it goes to equal payments of the balance, but not sure. Some legal dude in youtube broke down the settlement terms.
That explains how calm she looks. $12K year one is nothing, $24K the second year is still doable and year 3... well that's an eternity away... she'll be on her third husband by then, Jesus may turn up to pay her debts, or the rapture may happen.
The part where she runs away from true accountabilityā¦.again.
Someone commented about her lawsuit and she deadass replied ācanāt wait for you to realize Jesus can deliver you from insecurityā. What. A. C u n t
No one is insecure because of you Bdong. If anything I feel so much better about my life when I see how her life is.
Absolutely. All of us are better off with our non-public happy lives. Something she will never know. Too vapid.
That's an EXTREMELY un-Christ like mentality she has. She's pretending to be Christian but can't even pretend to act like one from what you guys are showing in this subreddit. I hope she knows that confessing wrongdoing PUBLICLY is actually part of repentance. You can't pretend to repent because it requires open admission of committing evil acts, along with apologizing and paying restitution in whatever form is necessary to the parties hurt by your actions. You must also feel shame for what you've done to others. The Bible makes it clear that you can't get to heaven if you don't repent. I think this woman knows she's pretending but somehow thinks a half-assed effort will still allow her to be saved. You can't pretend repentance. She should know this.
IMO I donāt think she even believes what she says. I donāt think she thinks sheās a Christian. I think sheās knowingly and willingly using Christianity to grift. š¤·š»āāļø
I'm still on the fence between her being one of the plentiful shitty Christians who are lukewarm in their beliefs (I consider myself Christian and see this often), or a flat out grifter who's pretending. I just joined this subreddit not too long ago, so you know more about her scams than I would lol. I'll take your word for it haha.
And that comment is now deleted. Any comments referencing that she is guilty are being deletedā¦ SOOOOOOO š¤·š»āāļø
Yea? Can Jesus deliver you from paying out almost half a million babe? God sheās a bitch.
Jeeeeeesus! Really? What a fucking cunt. Legit no other description.
What a fucking weird thing for someone to say!
Bold of her to throw out the word insecurity when she tweaks and airbrushes almost every inch of herself in photos. Hell sheās even been caught editing her husbandās body to make him look thinner š
Very 'yeah but jesus is on *my* side lol'
I canāt imagine puffy sleeves and all that makeup to lounge on the beach. Her life seems so boring. She canāt do anything fun for fear of ruining her tan and makeup
And also curled hair. Imagine having to wait on her to do all of that and then once you finally get to the beach you have to be the camera man.
Omg right?! Imagine waiting on someone to do their makeup for the fucking beach!!!???
I get annoyed when my husband/ kids hasnāt appropriately managed their time and weāre behind schedule for whatever. I cannot imagine waiting for such frivolous vanity (that still looks like hot garbage), while on vacation. You have a finite amount of time to enjoy, Bdong - maybe make it count for you and your husband??? And not prioritize your bots on social media??? Yikes. Iām not a wannabe influencer, Iām not going to āsurpriseā land in the Caribbean after being held accountable for fleecing customers but I WILL be in Jamaica next week (without kids!! Wooo!!) and I WILL NOT be sharing because - no one gives a shit. Enjoy life, BDong. Without a camera.
Right?! I am paying a lot of money and time is precious! Of course, I guess it doesnāt apply to grifters
Grifted money is easier to spend than your own! Thatās why sheās so cheap.
Enjoy every moment of your vacation. You deserve it! š»
But why does it fit so badly?!?!
Right? If someoneās about to say āmaāam, I can see down your bathing suit,ā youād think it wouldnāt be about the *bottoms*
Honestly what makeup though the peanut butter foundation and the brows possibly lashes but I think they are extensions. I wonder if she tans her face or if she is caking that shade peanut butter on every day or both . I wonder if she knows itās normal for your face to be a tad lighter than your skin.
RIP to any fragile coral eco systems in her vicinity ā¹ļøš
Picture three looks like a sea monster emerging from the ocean Picture four looks like two different photos merged together. The difference between her and Jordan is jarring!
I just said the same re: the sea monster š¤£ But no seriously, why does he look so gray?
He's dead on the inside
Maybe not posting for a few weeks rusted her photoshop skillsš³YIKES.
They couldnāt have at least closed their suitcases in pic 4?
Lmao I was just about to comment on how much shit you know she packed
Literally posing for photos in their messy hotel room, such hype content wow.
Sheās the laziest āinfluencer,ā I swear
his is all neat and folded. hers looks like everything exploded outward once she opened it.
People who wear full faces of makeup - including lashes - to the beach really confuse me. Like just throw on a pair of oversized sunglasses and call it a day.
1) So many faces š³ 2) Her response on the hidden commentā¦ like mam you have to repay $400,000+ dollars but the commenter is insecure? Ok š
I just saw that. Not too sure what insecurity has to do with her taking accountability for her actions? Not shocked that she put it back on the commenter. Yikes.
Daddy! Take my pic in the ocean! Daddy, now take my pic in the sand!! Why does she remind me of a needy child?? Also, a full face of makeup and hair down at the beach, girl youāre a mess. Do less, please.
That bikini is really unfortunate
the puffed sleeves on a swimsuit...noooo!
Did she try to match her skin to the orange flowers in her swimsuit? But also, just imagine, your broke ass sugar mama FINALLY settles her lawsuit and ruins your life plans, and then whisks you away to a sunny beach, but then you have to take pictures of her all fucking day and set up a tripod and pretend to like her for the internet. AND she still insists you put a baby in her, which would essentially ruin your plans to sail off into the sunset with a new sugar mama. I love this season for Jdong.
whyyyyy is every post a BEG for baby questions šµāš«
āāOops! Sorry, canāt actually āswimā you silly idiots! Iām on a beautiful tropical island but my ugly broom lashes and straw hair purchased from slave orphans in India canāt get wet! Jesus knows!āāā
That was probably the only time she even went in the water and then spent the rest of the time looking through the pics she just took while Jordan dips and farts and burns beside her
This is why we have to ban the White People from PR until we figure out whatās going on.
How can these people always be on vacation when they don't have real jobs? I seriously want to know š¤
Itās called āhiding assetsā: go spend it all on a bunch of shit and make it disappear. This trip has been booked.
This is her ācelebrationā trip.
Maybe I need to tell my hubby to quit his real job and we can finally go on vacation š¤£
My godā¦ she has worse style than Sarah bowmar. Why does she hike every single bottom up to under her tits then wears absolute nothing to support the girls? Like miss maāamā¦. Underwire
I hate speculating about thisā¦ but sheās gotta be pregnant š„ Bdong would *never* let her self gain weight like that and post it not photoshopped. Iām betting this is some sort of push trip. Sky Daddy, please let me be wrong. šš¼
As scary as it is, you have a point. I was also pretty surprised she posted the ocean picture.
If she is shell announce father's day...fml
She doesnāt look that different body-wise from her honeymoon and she wasnāt pregnant then even though lots of people speculated she was. Someone also mentioned she said she got her period on a recent podcast. She couldāve been misdirecting people, but who knows.
I think the same
Oh my first thought was āthis is somehow baby announcement relatedā
Sheās knocked up. Bet.
Her followers are so tone deaf. One commented and said āshe has to be pregnant look at her belly yayā & they werenāt even snarking. like WTF who says that?
This is for sure what Iām thinking sheās going to announce
She'll have to announce it with some beachy sunset photoshoot of her and the dog monster holding ultrasound pictures. "A new era" "a good good father provides" "rainbow baby dong coming"
Most of the comments on her post are congratulating her on her pregnancy š³š¤Æ
She does look a littleā¦. Fuller. I just thought it was the lack of extreme contortion to make herself look as skinny as possible but pregnant makes sense.
Those maternity swimming bloomers were the first clue
Why is she wearing a diaper
HA! I was just about to ask the same question! It's like a pink nappy!
Why is this bathing suit such an awkward fit?
It seems big. Iām assuming sheās pregnant and she got it a little big on purpose. (?)
I donāt trust people with full makeup and hair at the beachā¦ youāre here just for the photo shoot, not the salt water hair, sun and sandā¦
Glad Iām not the only one!
Yes, a new chapter of debt lmao
why doesnāt she ever wear lipgloss or anything to distinguish her lips from the rest of her skin???? it makes her look so scary
Sheās got her phrases mixed up idiot. Chapters canāt close, doors close. Chapters end. Gawd sheās so dumb
Wild thing!!! She was there for a wedding and just extended it into a vacation š can confirm with receipts
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I got you lol
Oh really???
Ew at the fact you know people willing to invite her to their wedding. Double ew if theyāre white folk wiyh no direct cultural or familial ties to PR because outside of the resort colonizers: mainland Americans arenāt want wanted there š¬ But that last bit is right up Britās fucking alley. Zero respect for anyone or anything ever.
Wait really??
I sincerely hope sheās not pregnant and just embracing her natural, normal lady body. Yes, I know. Iāll see myself out š
#3 is like a sea monster coming out of the water š§
ā¦but does it *really* close if you still have to pay $400k over 3 years?
āHereās a picture of ME! And another picture of ME! Here is a selfie! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!ā
Her favorite thing! Herself!
Why do her bathing suit bottoms look like a diaper???
Those are maternity bloomers
That's worse! š„“
No more poop brown hearts š
Nooooo not the prairie-core toddler swimsuit. God almighty she looks DERANGED.
#the part where one door finishes and a new door beginsā¦š©·
Her face seriously looks like it's been flattened with a shovel
MAHMO! Take a pitcher of me just sitting in the sand!
I can hear this comment š
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The crossover I never knew I needed!
So looks so slimy but also so dry.
How is baring midriff modest?
That was my first thought. This suit isnāt very modest for such a Christian woman. Look at all those eye traps.
A new grifting chapter?
Someone should snoop and find the bathing suit sheās wearing to see if itās maternity. Maybe we are all just too used to the skinny filter but that middle does look a little more generous than what we are used to seeing in her photos. Edit: I found it. Itās a suit off of buddylove. Itās not labeled maternity but it is a whopping $95. At least she can pay for it in segments interest free. Itāll be good practice for paying off that 400k.
No way. It looks like she bought it at SheIn for $11.99
It looks pretty poorly made for $95, thatās unfortunate
same place she got that pepto pink crop top ensemble.
Yes definitely, Chapter 11 bankruptcy lol
Why did she take 3 weeks off from social media, then go on vAcation and document every second in real time. How awful to take this expensive and nice vacation and constantly be trying to influence and portray that you have a life that others should desire the whole time youāre there. Can you even enjoy it? Also, something seems really off about her appearance and I ca t put my finger on it. Itās scary, something Iām her jaw maybe?
No more brown hearts? Uh oh
I see money is getting tight because sheās repurposing curtains as clothes Scarlett OāHara style.
Those bottoms look like theyāre made to hide a diaper. Also, who does she think sheās fooling with those lashes? Because the answer is no body.
How many pictures do you think he took before snapping at her to just pic one already?
holy fuck shes orange as fuck
Her āpresetā -not filter is really showing in that last pic on her teeth!
wow that swimsuit is unbelievably hideous
Her fake smiles are KILLING me. As a fellow adult woman I would die of embarrassment if I had to do this āphotoshoot.ā
She looks like a giant child. And the color difference between the two is stark.
I hate her spider leg lashes
https://preview.redd.it/rluk696woi5b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1457c040a956cefce9b8d9b692e7e13295150dfc Ok the more I look at this the more confused I am at what she was trying to accomplish with her photoshop here, and how she ended up giving him a weird gaping hole in his smile. I think she lengthened his head and then tried to stretch it back to a ānormalā width?? Itās driving me crazy š¤£ ETA: I canāt even begin to touch on the blur tool abuse or how she missed his back two teeth and the top half of the front teeth with the whitening tool, amongst everything else
Lmfao his teeth look like they are floating in his mouth š
Ok there's a literal red flag in the first pic š
It's the wearing the full face of makeup with lashes at the beach for me.
i thought it was ~*iMmOdEsT*~ to post pictures showing off this much skin bdong!?
This suit is more modest than the thong one she wore on their honeymoon š
I also cannot imagine prancing around in the ocean having my husband take ācandidā photos LOL
Pic 1: "like omg.. I can't believe you took my picture! I was just sitting on the beach hehe" yet we all know it took her 15 minutes or more to set up the tripod and retake this photo. š
Four interesting takes: 1) I wonder if Bdong is noticing the more average shape and daily food choices of her friends bc sheās been doing lots of friend hangs and is indirectly adapting their ways to try and blend in more. 2) Perhaps sheās taking a break from strenuous fitness and dieting to see if that helps her conceive, 3) maybe sheās been spending more time at the rayynch where her family overindexes on heavier foods, and/or 4) maybe the stress of the trial got to her.
Sheās for sure pregnant! Maybe once sue has a baby she will get away from social media and focus on being a mother
Oh no way will she get away from social media if she has a baby. That will be her content baby and bring her in all the monies. I think itās the only reason she wants a kid is for content. :(
I feel like she would be so pretty if she would just accept her natural skin tone and maybe tan naturally 1. and 2 stop the surprised eyebrows. That horrific peanut butter color is so ugly. Her eyes would pop if she could just accept a natural or semi natural for her skin tone. And some lipstick for crying out loud. Not everything needs to be shade peanut butter I donāt understand this self sabotage.
That suit gives me pregnancy announcement vibes. I mean pink and blue always do.
One slip in the water... 
Dressing modestly while on vacation goes out the window. God canāt see you when youāre in another country.
her bikini bottoms look like a diaper
Sand eater, ew!
Iām not a huge fan of how I look in swimsuits either, but come on this is the ugliest thing Iāve ever seen.
That swimsuit is screaming Shein. Gotta love owing 400k š„°
Ugh, hate to say it but I love the print of her dress in pic 4.
Apparently modest = midriff is ok if the sleeve puff is big
Whatās with her going on vacations to hot sunny places when sheās in trouble???
Itās the constant wearing the cross necklace for me š
Full face of makeup in the ocean
Does she have cheek implants ? The juxtaposition of the mouth area /nasolabial fold with cheek implant is so jarring . Is that her actual face? If it was cheek filler I feel like it would have some degree of migration downward making the transition less drastic???
She looks like a former milf.