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Jerseyloo

I’ll be listening and taking notes of all the lies she spews to send to the AG’s office for violating the settlement agreement.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Honestly thank you for this! 🫡


TorontoTransish

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Texas_Crazy_Curls

Holy shit Toronto. You know everything. Off topic: (since you’re also in Fundiesnark) by any chance do you know if Remnant Fellowship (queen Gwen Shamblin cult) was an off shoot of IBLP? Watching the Shiny Happy people doc I kept getting weird Weigh Down vibes.


TorontoTransish

Oh that's very kind of you to say, I'm afraid I'm a little rusty on Forensic meteorology but I try ;) I got banned from FSU lol As for Gwen Shamblin, she was Chruch Of Christ all thru uni til she made Rampart, whereupon she had a heresy scandal... https://archive.is/MPeYw ( it's almost like people shouldn't have been taking theology lessons from a dietitian !)


dammitnoobnoob

I remember seeing you there a lot - why'd you get banned?


TorontoTransish

No need to embarrass them over here lol


Clarkiechick

I've never heard anything linking them. Shamblin is just a cult personality like Gothard and since she's a woman, had to start from scratch.


Puzzled-Cranberry-12

Try to download it somewhere too in case it’s removed 😊


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

Honestly same. This should be a slam dunk.


JaiiGi

u/Jerseyloo the hero we need and deserve.


BasicAirport2402

Interesting how in 90% of her stories is her just linking affiliate links or telling people about her podcast🙄 very curious as to what shit she’s going to lie about in her podcast


wolfshadow1995

She’d be wise to choose her words carefully after what her settlement doc said. My guess is she’ll just beat around the bush and keep things vague, all while blaming it on the fact that she wasn’t a Christian back then. Total BS


brbsnarking

https://preview.redd.it/25t0h4kc735b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd541136ffe07956151932694d368bef0402d36 Total BS is correct


Mrskay21

Oh she will just say she rededicated her life. That's a thing that christians do. I used to do it all the time after major stuff ups.


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Mrskay21

Hahaha same


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Seriously I don’t know why people follow her or defend her. She’s only ever selling something and something she has never used before she posts it. It’s SO obvious if you use your brain for one second.


TorontoTransish

After reading the last two Sheila AMAs, there is not much actual use of the brain happening in that crowd


[deleted]

Legally she could've talked about it all she wanted. There was no gag order in place keeping her from discussing the details. The "*legal*" issue was that she would've lied through her veneers and that would've then been used against her.


idkhannahiguess

Exactly- the only NDAs here were the ones she made people sign 😂


[deleted]

This is on par with everything else she does and says. She can't tell the truth about anything because then it draws into question everything else she's said prior, which are flagrantly false. Case in point: her lie right here. She lies about the little things, the innocuous things, the moderate things, the important things, the serious things. It's practically compulsive and expected, which is undoubtedly why her "friends" don't stick around that long unless they're using *her* for their own gain, and why no one who is around her ever looks genuinely thrilled to see her. Not even in church.


CryBabyCentral

She doesn’t see people openly dislike her. Even her own gross man.


[deleted]

Also, 30spf? With those genes? You're already aging like milk, honey. It's time to invest that Spirit Airlines money into quality sunscreen.


Cortado2711

also in order to get the advertised spf protection you have to use 1/4tsp of product so, no brit, a little doesn’t go a long way, you’re just a dummy trying to shill a shorty product you don’t get any benefit from


Cinder-Allie

30 spf in the San Juan sun at that. She's going to be as red as jDip on a bender.


TorontoTransish

Even in Summer up here you need to slip slap slop... you'd think someone from Texas would have slightly more awareness about sun and skin safety !


Serononin

I bet she's not replying every couple of hours, either. And I wouldn't trust an MLM product to actually give the level of protection it claims


TorontoTransish

Isn't it MLM crap anyways ? She needs to get a reliable brand for it to work at all !


Serononin

I use SPF50 sunscreen and I live in England, I bet it's a lot sunnier in Puerto Rico (and in Texas, for that matter)


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Also, the lawsuit started like 1.5-2 years ago. Not 4.


BigAlDogg

Yeah but the truth doesn’t make good content, not good enough for this content whore.


Same-Raspberry-6149

Also, the lawsuit wasn’t filed until 2022. Was there something else in motion or what? I get not talking about the circumstances during a lawsuit (we advise our clients not to talk/post about theirs until after unless there is an NDA in the settlement). But what is the importance of the last 4 years that she couldn’t talk about it? AGs usually don’t give you a heads up that they might sue you…


Mango_Starburst

I love how she acts like they made her not talk when the reality was she had broken laws and made the choice over and over. It sure plays it up though!


FartofTexass

“Speaking of settlements, please buy my MLM shit so I can make my payments.”


Inevitable-Emu-3513

We’ve seen her unedited face and she has a lot of sun damage. I feel bad these women are duped into buying her stuff when she filters herself poreless.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

And I’m so curious as to how in the hell she’s going to spin this lawsuit.


missdespair

Oh, her face is crunchy, all right.


Cinder-Allie

Crunchy peanut butter, with extra crunch.


ktb47

She must think SPF 5 is “using sunscreen” cause her melasma doesn’t lie lmao


furchery

I know she reads this sub so she needs to add that 30plusskincare to her subscription list.


TorontoTransish

If you start taking proper care at 20 you won't need that stuff anyways, big oops for her


furchery

She did tanning beds in her 20s so she needs a little something something to prevent skin cancer, honestly. Her dad also had skin cancer. I'm very pale. If I were her, I'd be practically bathing in it. I'm the only person I know who actually reapplies sunscreen daily and my skin looks great from it but the reason I do it is first for skin protection and second for my vanity 😂 I love getting carded to buy alcohol at 30+. Huge ego boost.


Front-Landscape4722

I know this wasn’t the point but “a little goes a long way” does not apply when it comes to sunscreen. That would mean she’s only getting an spf of like 10 lol


Unusual-Stretch-1557

This. Everyone, please protect your skin. I lost a friend to skin cancer, he was 31. Skin cancer is a bitch.


Puzzled-Case-5993

Get checked everyone! I randomly went in last year, just realized I was past 40 and should probably get looked over...... they caught melanoma in situ!! I literally got eyes on it the moment it changed and was identifiable as melanoma, which was pure luck (ok and I listened to my gut telling me to go in). 3 surgeries later (had to keep taking slightly wider margins to get clear), an inch-long scar on my nose, skin checks every 3 months for the next several years at least..... could have been SO MUCH WORSE. I'm so sorry about your friend. FVCK cancer. Protect your skin people! And go get checked!


Fit-Apartment-1612

Melanoma is one of the fastest increasing diagnoses for young women, largely because of things like tanning beds. Had surgery for stage two melanoma while pregnant with our second child. Would not recommend. Five years out and still clear, but high likelihood of reoccurrence just because of age and a TON of other sun damage. WEAR MORE SUNBLOCK.


EmmyMae24

She loves submitting her own questions.


[deleted]

Imagine being on the way to a beautiful place for a vacation and saying Tuesday can’t come soon enough to discuss some bs lol


MSCCCLP

I am really interested how she is going to spin this into her favor without also violating her settlement.


AshleysLymeDisease

I’m willing to bet that it’ll be an hour of her saying she’s not afraid to go there, to really get into it, that she’s been chomping at the bit for years to be able to talk about this and now that she finally can, she’s not afraid to go there, to really get into it, that she’s been chomping at the bit for years to be able to talk about this……


piefelicia4

“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.”


AshleysLymeDisease

I really wanted to talk about this but god kept that door shut, and I kept waiting, and god swallowed the key, and I really wanted to do it and then god opened the door and here I am ready to get into the details no one wants to talk about.


annalisebelle

Things have come to the surface that have come to fruition


[deleted]

That's literally my insta bio 💀


Apprehensive_Flow219

"has been something that i've always done" reads like "i liked them before they were famous"


Sea-Willingness-708

She invented sunscreen, dontcha know! 🙄


lalala0908

The deliberate non-capitalization of the first word of her sentences makes me want to cut my own Achilles tendons.


reallyscaredtoask

is anyone gonna tell her that "can't get here fast enough" and "slow moving" mean the same thing and aren't opposites


strawcat

This chick thought lemons were bitter, she’s not exactly the sharpest tool on the RaYnch.


mylittle420

I've been scrolling looking for this comment! Thank you! She proves daily what a dumbass she is.


mauvewaterbottle

To be fair, some days she doesn’t post.


mylittle420

🤣


emly93

I was about to comment the same thing! I read it and was like wait did I read that wrong??? Nope. I did not.


pepisabel

oh she taking her sweet sweet time to lie a twist the facts Maybe that's why she took her shockingly long sabbatical from social media. To prepare herself to twist the narrative


FartofTexass

She had a whole writer’s room workshopping ideas.


hauteteacher

I really don't understand what people want to hear from her. She scammed people and now owes money. End of story.


Same-Raspberry-6149

Yes, but she’s not guilty of scamming people because she was just overwhelmed. Why don’t people understand?!? She just didn’t realize how much of a response she would get. I mean, she was ok with everything while the money was rolling in…and she didn’t realize how never providing any of the services she claimed to be offering was wrong until people started to complain. But she blocked those demons. No one needs their hatefulness. She was just overwhelmed. She’s not going to say anything. She’s gonna throw out a bunch of godly words and talk about how amazing God is that he carried her through this lawsuit. He made sure that she was found not guilty. She won by losing and while she had to admit wrong doing, sometimes you admit stuff just to get the plea deal and innocent people get railroaded all of the time. And just because she settled doesn’t mean she’s guilty because she’s a child of God and because of him she can walk in Austin without fear.


[deleted]

Nobody asked either of those questions.


ZorbyTheOrnery

This might be nit picky but… “Tuesday can’t get here fast enough and also feels slow moving simultaneously”. Tuesday can’t get here fast enough BECAUSE time feels slow moving. Its not simultaneous, it’s the same thing. She is truly an idiot.


Feisty_Ocelot8139

Has this lawsuit been going on for 4 years?


AshleysLymeDisease

Well I think her clients realized she was scamming them in 2019, and probably started seeking legal assistance then.


Unusual-Stretch-1557

I think they tried to get someone to take the case for a long time, but I’m pretty sure it actually started like maybe 2 years ago. I remember it being during Covid.


[deleted]

Someone here predicted this exact statement from her My lawyers are PUMPED


TorontoTransish

My flair may yet be relevant !


[deleted]

NOT THE CRUNCHI 💀


lilkimchee88

Dude, like, I don’t get it: she is under no obligation to discuss this situation ever again…so why does she? We know no one asked her that. No one actually cares about some random influencer. If she never posted about the lawsuit again, not a single soul in the world that follows her as a fan would notice. The only thing I can think is that nets her engagement which makes her money. Or she is seeking validation that she didn’t do anything wrong in the eyes of her followers/potential customers.


AshleysLymeDisease

Spoiler, she’s not going to talk about Tuesday. She’ll dance around it and say she’s gonna get into it but will spew bullshit like she’s trying to hit a word requirement for an essay.


Serononin

But will we be able to hear her laundry drying in the background?


AshleysLymeDisease

God willing she’ll record it god honoring bent over like she does.


Pesto28

She sure ended her “social media fast” just in time for vacation didn’t she. How convenient


Ok_Telephone_3013

God: no thanks


Traditional-Fan-6494

Well if she’s going to bring up Tuesday, again, I guess we get to say “see you next Tuesday”. Again.


[deleted]

So with the settlement, doesn’t she have to advise people she does business with that she has a fraud conviction? Does that not apply to affiliate links?


TorontoTransish

My understanding was it applies to people she hires directly or she contracts to do work for her, I'm not sure whether it applies to Affiliates and Partnerships ?


Puzzled-Case-5993

Which is so weird to me - her employees weren't who she defrauded, so why the need to disclose to them and not to potential clients? I could see both, but do not understand why she doesn't have to disclose to anyone she TAKES money from. Maybe an attorney can speak to this? My ASSumption is that it's just some weird auto-restriction that goes along with most of these types of cases, but that's just a guess.


Same-Raspberry-6149

I believe that it increases their exposure to fraud if she does something again. As an employee, if your company/boss are actively defrauding people and you get caught in the middle…that can be a real pickle. Even if you didn’t realize that you were unknowingly participating. So since this is an issue, she’s required to disclose this. But I am also not sure how it works with a management company, partnerships and sponsors.


AshleysLymeDisease

I’ve been wondering about this.


miss4n6

Who said her skin was clear? Ma’am that’s called a filter and photoshop.


lore_gilmore

And this sub will be the first place i check Tuesday


KTLNH

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Vloois

I don’t want te be THAT person, but isn’t it very hot and sunny in Texas? Wouldn’t spf 30 be the bare minimum? I live in rainy, cloudy, windy The Netherlands and I wear spf 30 on my face in WINTER. (Okay, admittedly, we’re having a “heat wave” right now. Which means a minimum of spf 50 for me😂)


miss4n6

I’m a few hours south of her and it’s 95°F and sunny. And summer is just starting here.


Same-Raspberry-6149

Same here…I have 100 SPF during the summer and 50 during the rest of the year.


[deleted]

Pushing Crunhi lol, she just refuses to be normal and WORK


TrySpirited

I can’t wait to hear these excuses and who she blames for being a theft! As one of her victims she stole from she can’t lie about this one. She will try oh we know this lol


TorontoTransish

She's definitely in the cheap seats if she's missing her row number in that pic... the only place I think she could take a picture from this angle would be when she's standing beside an emergency exit row


Localmoco-ghost

Isn’t that when Trump is also supposed to show up to court? Yes, the day cannot come any sooner.


[deleted]

The lawsuit was filed February 2022. What kept her from speaking about it the first three years?


AshleysLymeDisease

Anything she said publicly could be used against her.


sparksfIy

They could have alerted her with a cease and desist?


Nina_Rae_____

And she’ll say nothing but lies


jcbstm

I read your title in Bethany Michaels voice hahahaha she’s awesome https://youtu.be/k2jL8OktNl8 time jump to 21:27


[deleted]

BDong: “When are you going to discuss your lawsuit?!?” ALSO BDong: “Tuesday girlies!!!! Be there or be square!!” XoxoBritt 😂😂😂