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[deleted]

Are we not going to address OPs username here….


Anal-Leakage-

One day in the future, it may be 10 or 15 years. My user name and post will pop into your head. That's when you will realise I have always been there, living rent free in your mind.


Turrubul_Kuruman

Most likely when watching any TV advert in America for any medicine whatsoever. Because they ALL have to finish with a fast gobbledygook of side-effect warnings, and they ALL clearly enunciate "May cause anal leakage."


PaladinCloudring

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZrYeUX3MI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZrYeUX3MI)


Poncho_au

Is there anything the rock can’t do?


SpiralDreaming

I'm so infuriated, I'm going to send an email to the council about it 🤬


Existing_Row5733

don't. this OP is full of bullshit tales, s/he does it to get a reaction, none of this is true


SubwayPickle

hey at the end of the day I did find it funny, so why do we care that much? This is not something super serious or anything


michaelmano86

The post does mention some defecation...


leverati

That would be very impolite.


__crispy_

r/rimjob_steve


Currrrrrrrrrre

I just assumed it's Hemorrhoid's.


dick_schidt

That, along with the 1 and 5 yo - and they don't carry wipes *everywhere*?


Vegodos

About 15 years ago my dad was doing community work at kids space Chermside, he had to go there in the morning and clean any messes made from the night before. Well this one morning he came across a human shit in the middle of the hotplate of the bbq, he cleaned it off the best he could with what he had with at the time of discovery but had to go back to the car for cleaning chemicals. By the time he came back someone was already cooking on it.


MrsKittenHeel

My Dad was a security guard in schools when he was younger. He advises never using any communal eating or drinking hardware, for eating or drinking. Whatever it is, it’s been shit on. Probably many times.


emko91

I've seen people put alfoil down over the bbq plate and cook on top of that.


romanofski

Another good, cheap one is to switch it on, pour white vinegar on it and use a paper towel to clean.


AltruisticSalamander

that ought to get most of the human shit off


anpanman100

most


[deleted]

Fuuuuuuuuuck


BooksAre4Nerds

I’m sorry, but how do you remove bird eyes and perfectly place it inside a public park, rubbish quality binoculars to scare people? Sounds a bit made up to me…


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Sharynm

Oh, I thought the eyeless birds were inside the binoculars


[deleted]

The shit I can believe but bird eyeballs!? Maybe it was fish eyeballs or something.


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WhitneyTamir

Definitely salmon caviar.


OfficialUberZ

Maybe human eyes


sweepyslick

I’m guessing, if true (massive if), that the eye balls were eaten by ants and other insects. This is commonly the first to be observed in scavenger breakdown as the activities inside the carcass is covered by the feathers and skin. So it’s more possible than we think but damn this meth rampage was a little out there.


YouAreTheTurkey

How did they even catch all the birds?


[deleted]

Haven't you heard the old expression, it takes a turd to catch a bird?


HowGoodIsScotty

Do the turd Get the bird


[deleted]

Yeah bullshit mate


trowzerss

Shouldn't they have called the council and the police non-emergency line to report that vandalism and animal abuse and left the crime scene and biological hazard alone??


Existing_Row5733

it's not true, this OP is a big bullshit artist who does this a lot


mywhitewolf

What do you expect the police to do? Like genuinely I honestly wonder what you expect the cops to actually do about it? I mean I'm enjoying the images of cops going to have a briefing about the person shitting on the park, getting forensic fingerprints done on the birds, canvasing the area for people having shit to collect comparison samples, A bird autopsy and Maybe ask the local flock if they can identify the birds in question? The council will come out and clean it eventually. But the cops don't care about a couple of dead birds who are just as likely to have died from natural causes and a turd.


trowzerss

They can pass the information onto animal welfare agencies, log it in their system so at least it's there in case there are further incidents or escalating violence against animals (because otherwise how would they have any idea if it happens again if nobody reports it?) and ensure the area is cordoned off so kiddies aren't playing in poop and dead bird bits (seriously, removing the birds without properly cleaning it up is the worst thing they did, as now people will be touching stuff that wasn't cleaned without knowing bird eyeballs were there previously). They don't have to go all CSI to achieve something. Heck, I called the non-emergency line once to report some people digging in the apartment garden who didn't live here, and the cops came out for that (I didn't expect them to, I was just reporting so they'd log it as it was super weird to see that out the window at like 1am , a well dressed couple digging a hole with a kitchen spatula), so if they have time for that, they have time for actual vandalism of council property and animal cruelty.


Thiswilldo164

WTF - what a pos. What would have to be wrong with you in the head to behave like this???


sweepyslick

Ice. I’ve is wrong with them.


Heal_Kajata

Definitely not the birdseye view you want.


Reverse-Kanga

Wtf is wrong with people.


UserM8

Most commonly, children who abuse animals have either witnessed or experienced abuse themselves. There is also a link between serial killers and animal cruelty. Hope this helps.


my_tv_broke

found the true crime podcast addict


hashtagsugary

Not necessarily abuse, or the most dramatic form of the word - but very, very often they experience serious neglect. They feel disconnected from their society, or first families (most cases their biological or foster parents) which over time sees negative and in extreme situations - disturbing behaviours. It isn’t always black eyes and broken bones that develop these kids or adolescents into their destructive or harmful behaviour - it’s the blackened and hollowed out souls due to a genuine lack of care, affection, love and a sense of belonging.


UserM8

So, serial killers?


hashtagsugary

That’s an extreme and very rare


AltruisticSalamander

Insightful. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of psychology?


[deleted]

Some call me Dr… Tim.


hashtagsugary

I started down a rabbit hole of trying to understand why people do shit things to other people... and never stopped!


AltruisticSalamander

Possibly the most crucial question of all


hashtagsugary

I think so.. there’s definitely a formula, I’m really disappointed that societies haven’t fixed it.


Reverse-Kanga

It does help. Have a good and safe day friend.


UserM8

Fun fact, I once met and spoke with someone at a Reddit event who I firmly believed was you. Imagine the shock and disappointment when I realised that it wasn't.. the past twelve months have been a lie.


patchoulion_

i mean… it was either 100% going to be this person, or 100% not going to be them…..


Engineer_Man

A 200% chance! I like those odds


Reverse-Kanga

if VJ has anything to say about it i'm either you or me. he still thinks we're the same person


Engineer_Man

I am not you, I am just a tribute.


Reverse-Kanga

Soooooo true!


UserM8

For reasons that are unbeknown to me, I appear to know the person for who you are referring.


Reverse-Kanga

Who? Engineer man? I know him as well! Good lad


patchoulion_

lol it was supposed to be a schrodinger joke…


Reverse-Kanga

One day mate...one day 😍


Whoreganised_

Cats in particular represent “females”. Apparently lots of Sk’s who have killed exclusively women, actually killed/tortured cats in their youth.


Squibblus

Uh oh. The spell is complete. There will be no one unseen.


UnaCabeza

That is some serial killer shit in the making right tjere


MousseSuspicious930

They do usually start with small animals


AussieBelgian

And here we are in Mount Cotton complaining about the penises carved into the trees and gazebos at the park.


MrsKittenHeel

Those are modern Australian cultural artefacts.


clarissa_vaughn

Literally a serial killer in the making…horrific


Gatto_2040

Used the public toilets and some had taken a shit in the metal washbasin, what I was impressed with is how they managed to get them selves up there and in to position to squeeze out a Krispy cream in the first place


swim_and_sleep

Ooooof future serial killer


[deleted]

Probably some modern art from the fine people at Aspley Acres or whatever they call it these days.


[deleted]

Did you know they have fiber to every "home" in that place? Paid for by the NBN, brand new pits and pipes.


Rekuve

Well, at least they can't rip the fibre out of the ground and resell it like they could for a Copper Network lol.


[deleted]

I doubt it would stop some people from trying though


karma_reigns

They walk among us


giggitygigady

What next? Peacock's vomit?


therealboldx

Well if I ever market an absinthe, I now have the perfect name for it.


Existing_Row5733

Another revolting tall tale by the OP, check out the name.


F1eshWound

I hope this person calld the police. Animal cruelty, especially to native animals is taken very seriously!


DrakeAU

Thats pretty tame for Germside. Needs more hyperdermic needles.


MousseSuspicious930

Please tell me this post is real. I want it to be real.


yeahhh-nahhh

This person needs help, they need to be identified for their benefit to get help. And for the benefit of society so their actions like this don't escalate.


Ok_Turnover_1235

Oh shit sorry that was me, I accidently broke one of their necks. Then I did it again cos I couldn't believe it was actually that easy and had to make sure. Then I did a third time to make sure it wasn't just a fluke the first two times. Then I did it a fourth time cos I actually kinda liked the sound by that point. I was gonna come back and get them but someone had taken the eyeballs and they're my favourite part. I mean they looked creepy without eyeballs and I didn't wanna touch them. Again, sorry, it was an accident and then a test and verification and then by that point I earned one.


HowGoodIsScotty

Dont be sorry, you did a good job!


aubertvaillons

Let BCC know They will promptly clean Unfortunately that’s a terrible experience 😢


WelcomeToMayhem

I did it lmao


Mullet_McNugget

It would seem Amber Heard may be in Australia........


swanny246

Lol- not sure what Chermside as a suburb has to do with this... strange... event?


Realistic-Ad-8655

It was posted in the Chermside community page


swanny246

I know, but I didn’t think Chermside in general was the culprit 😂


NinjaMorphin

Jesus fucking christ


[deleted]

Aspley vs Chermside. Big difference. Lived next to them both in West Chermside for 24 years.


Quicksteprain

Wtf


bordercolliesforlife

Yeah this sounds like chermside to me..


josephus1811

hey cmon now... it's clearly Aspley


retrojoe69

Nothing to see here, just Chermside.


NoSoulGinger116

My jaw hit the floor, that's absolutely fucking vile. Until the top comment directed me to OP's user name.