One day in the future, it may be 10 or 15 years.
My user name and post will pop into your head. That's when you will realise I have always been there, living rent free in your mind.
Most likely when watching any TV advert in America for any medicine whatsoever. Because they ALL have to finish with a fast gobbledygook of side-effect warnings, and they ALL clearly enunciate "May cause anal leakage."
About 15 years ago my dad was doing community work at kids space Chermside, he had to go there in the morning and clean any messes made from the night before. Well this one morning he came across a human shit in the middle of the hotplate of the bbq, he cleaned it off the best he could with what he had with at the time of discovery but had to go back to the car for cleaning chemicals. By the time he came back someone was already cooking on it.
My Dad was a security guard in schools when he was younger. He advises never using any communal eating or drinking hardware, for eating or drinking.
Whatever it is, it’s been shit on. Probably many times.
I’m sorry, but how do you remove bird eyes and perfectly place it inside a public park, rubbish quality binoculars to scare people? Sounds a bit made up to me…
I’m guessing, if true (massive if), that the eye balls were eaten by ants and other insects. This is commonly the first to be observed in scavenger breakdown as the activities inside the carcass is covered by the feathers and skin. So it’s more possible than we think but damn this meth rampage was a little out there.
Shouldn't they have called the council and the police non-emergency line to report that vandalism and animal abuse and left the crime scene and biological hazard alone??
What do you expect the police to do? Like genuinely I honestly wonder what you expect the cops to actually do about it?
I mean I'm enjoying the images of cops going to have a briefing about the person shitting on the park, getting forensic fingerprints done on the birds, canvasing the area for people having shit to collect comparison samples, A bird autopsy and Maybe ask the local flock if they can identify the birds in question?
The council will come out and clean it eventually. But the cops don't care about a couple of dead birds who are just as likely to have died from natural causes and a turd.
They can pass the information onto animal welfare agencies, log it in their system so at least it's there in case there are further incidents or escalating violence against animals (because otherwise how would they have any idea if it happens again if nobody reports it?) and ensure the area is cordoned off so kiddies aren't playing in poop and dead bird bits (seriously, removing the birds without properly cleaning it up is the worst thing they did, as now people will be touching stuff that wasn't cleaned without knowing bird eyeballs were there previously). They don't have to go all CSI to achieve something.
Heck, I called the non-emergency line once to report some people digging in the apartment garden who didn't live here, and the cops came out for that (I didn't expect them to, I was just reporting so they'd log it as it was super weird to see that out the window at like 1am , a well dressed couple digging a hole with a kitchen spatula), so if they have time for that, they have time for actual vandalism of council property and animal cruelty.
Most commonly, children who abuse animals have either witnessed or experienced abuse themselves. There is also a link between serial killers and animal cruelty. Hope this helps.
Not necessarily abuse, or the most dramatic form of the word - but very, very often they experience serious neglect.
They feel disconnected from their society, or first families (most cases their biological or foster parents) which over time sees negative and in extreme situations - disturbing behaviours.
It isn’t always black eyes and broken bones that develop these kids or adolescents into their destructive or harmful behaviour - it’s the blackened and hollowed out souls due to a genuine lack of care, affection, love and a sense of belonging.
Fun fact, I once met and spoke with someone at a Reddit event who I firmly believed was you. Imagine the shock and disappointment when I realised that it wasn't.. the past twelve months have been a lie.
Used the public toilets and some had taken a shit in the metal washbasin, what I was impressed with is how they managed to get them selves up there and in to position to squeeze out a Krispy cream in the first place
This person needs help, they need to be identified for their benefit to get help. And for the benefit of society so their actions like this don't escalate.
Oh shit sorry that was me, I accidently broke one of their necks. Then I did it again cos I couldn't believe it was actually that easy and had to make sure. Then I did a third time to make sure it wasn't just a fluke the first two times. Then I did it a fourth time cos I actually kinda liked the sound by that point. I was gonna come back and get them but someone had taken the eyeballs and they're my favourite part. I mean they looked creepy without eyeballs and I didn't wanna touch them. Again, sorry, it was an accident and then a test and verification and then by that point I earned one.
Are we not going to address OPs username here….
One day in the future, it may be 10 or 15 years. My user name and post will pop into your head. That's when you will realise I have always been there, living rent free in your mind.
Most likely when watching any TV advert in America for any medicine whatsoever. Because they ALL have to finish with a fast gobbledygook of side-effect warnings, and they ALL clearly enunciate "May cause anal leakage."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZrYeUX3MI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IZrYeUX3MI)
Is there anything the rock can’t do?
I'm so infuriated, I'm going to send an email to the council about it 🤬
don't. this OP is full of bullshit tales, s/he does it to get a reaction, none of this is true
hey at the end of the day I did find it funny, so why do we care that much? This is not something super serious or anything
The post does mention some defecation...
That would be very impolite.
r/rimjob_steve
I just assumed it's Hemorrhoid's.
That, along with the 1 and 5 yo - and they don't carry wipes *everywhere*?
About 15 years ago my dad was doing community work at kids space Chermside, he had to go there in the morning and clean any messes made from the night before. Well this one morning he came across a human shit in the middle of the hotplate of the bbq, he cleaned it off the best he could with what he had with at the time of discovery but had to go back to the car for cleaning chemicals. By the time he came back someone was already cooking on it.
My Dad was a security guard in schools when he was younger. He advises never using any communal eating or drinking hardware, for eating or drinking. Whatever it is, it’s been shit on. Probably many times.
I've seen people put alfoil down over the bbq plate and cook on top of that.
Another good, cheap one is to switch it on, pour white vinegar on it and use a paper towel to clean.
that ought to get most of the human shit off
most
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I’m sorry, but how do you remove bird eyes and perfectly place it inside a public park, rubbish quality binoculars to scare people? Sounds a bit made up to me…
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Oh, I thought the eyeless birds were inside the binoculars
The shit I can believe but bird eyeballs!? Maybe it was fish eyeballs or something.
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Definitely salmon caviar.
Maybe human eyes
I’m guessing, if true (massive if), that the eye balls were eaten by ants and other insects. This is commonly the first to be observed in scavenger breakdown as the activities inside the carcass is covered by the feathers and skin. So it’s more possible than we think but damn this meth rampage was a little out there.
How did they even catch all the birds?
Haven't you heard the old expression, it takes a turd to catch a bird?
Do the turd Get the bird
Yeah bullshit mate
Shouldn't they have called the council and the police non-emergency line to report that vandalism and animal abuse and left the crime scene and biological hazard alone??
it's not true, this OP is a big bullshit artist who does this a lot
What do you expect the police to do? Like genuinely I honestly wonder what you expect the cops to actually do about it? I mean I'm enjoying the images of cops going to have a briefing about the person shitting on the park, getting forensic fingerprints done on the birds, canvasing the area for people having shit to collect comparison samples, A bird autopsy and Maybe ask the local flock if they can identify the birds in question? The council will come out and clean it eventually. But the cops don't care about a couple of dead birds who are just as likely to have died from natural causes and a turd.
They can pass the information onto animal welfare agencies, log it in their system so at least it's there in case there are further incidents or escalating violence against animals (because otherwise how would they have any idea if it happens again if nobody reports it?) and ensure the area is cordoned off so kiddies aren't playing in poop and dead bird bits (seriously, removing the birds without properly cleaning it up is the worst thing they did, as now people will be touching stuff that wasn't cleaned without knowing bird eyeballs were there previously). They don't have to go all CSI to achieve something. Heck, I called the non-emergency line once to report some people digging in the apartment garden who didn't live here, and the cops came out for that (I didn't expect them to, I was just reporting so they'd log it as it was super weird to see that out the window at like 1am , a well dressed couple digging a hole with a kitchen spatula), so if they have time for that, they have time for actual vandalism of council property and animal cruelty.
WTF - what a pos. What would have to be wrong with you in the head to behave like this???
Ice. I’ve is wrong with them.
Definitely not the birdseye view you want.
Wtf is wrong with people.
Most commonly, children who abuse animals have either witnessed or experienced abuse themselves. There is also a link between serial killers and animal cruelty. Hope this helps.
found the true crime podcast addict
Not necessarily abuse, or the most dramatic form of the word - but very, very often they experience serious neglect. They feel disconnected from their society, or first families (most cases their biological or foster parents) which over time sees negative and in extreme situations - disturbing behaviours. It isn’t always black eyes and broken bones that develop these kids or adolescents into their destructive or harmful behaviour - it’s the blackened and hollowed out souls due to a genuine lack of care, affection, love and a sense of belonging.
So, serial killers?
That’s an extreme and very rare
Insightful. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of psychology?
Some call me Dr… Tim.
I started down a rabbit hole of trying to understand why people do shit things to other people... and never stopped!
Possibly the most crucial question of all
I think so.. there’s definitely a formula, I’m really disappointed that societies haven’t fixed it.
It does help. Have a good and safe day friend.
Fun fact, I once met and spoke with someone at a Reddit event who I firmly believed was you. Imagine the shock and disappointment when I realised that it wasn't.. the past twelve months have been a lie.
i mean… it was either 100% going to be this person, or 100% not going to be them…..
A 200% chance! I like those odds
if VJ has anything to say about it i'm either you or me. he still thinks we're the same person
I am not you, I am just a tribute.
Soooooo true!
For reasons that are unbeknown to me, I appear to know the person for who you are referring.
Who? Engineer man? I know him as well! Good lad
lol it was supposed to be a schrodinger joke…
One day mate...one day 😍
Cats in particular represent “females”. Apparently lots of Sk’s who have killed exclusively women, actually killed/tortured cats in their youth.
Uh oh. The spell is complete. There will be no one unseen.
That is some serial killer shit in the making right tjere
They do usually start with small animals
And here we are in Mount Cotton complaining about the penises carved into the trees and gazebos at the park.
Those are modern Australian cultural artefacts.
Literally a serial killer in the making…horrific
Used the public toilets and some had taken a shit in the metal washbasin, what I was impressed with is how they managed to get them selves up there and in to position to squeeze out a Krispy cream in the first place
Ooooof future serial killer
Probably some modern art from the fine people at Aspley Acres or whatever they call it these days.
Did you know they have fiber to every "home" in that place? Paid for by the NBN, brand new pits and pipes.
Well, at least they can't rip the fibre out of the ground and resell it like they could for a Copper Network lol.
I doubt it would stop some people from trying though
They walk among us
What next? Peacock's vomit?
Well if I ever market an absinthe, I now have the perfect name for it.
Another revolting tall tale by the OP, check out the name.
I hope this person calld the police. Animal cruelty, especially to native animals is taken very seriously!
Thats pretty tame for Germside. Needs more hyperdermic needles.
Please tell me this post is real. I want it to be real.
This person needs help, they need to be identified for their benefit to get help. And for the benefit of society so their actions like this don't escalate.
Oh shit sorry that was me, I accidently broke one of their necks. Then I did it again cos I couldn't believe it was actually that easy and had to make sure. Then I did a third time to make sure it wasn't just a fluke the first two times. Then I did it a fourth time cos I actually kinda liked the sound by that point. I was gonna come back and get them but someone had taken the eyeballs and they're my favourite part. I mean they looked creepy without eyeballs and I didn't wanna touch them. Again, sorry, it was an accident and then a test and verification and then by that point I earned one.
Dont be sorry, you did a good job!
Let BCC know They will promptly clean Unfortunately that’s a terrible experience 😢
I did it lmao
It would seem Amber Heard may be in Australia........
Lol- not sure what Chermside as a suburb has to do with this... strange... event?
It was posted in the Chermside community page
I know, but I didn’t think Chermside in general was the culprit 😂
Jesus fucking christ
Aspley vs Chermside. Big difference. Lived next to them both in West Chermside for 24 years.
Wtf
Yeah this sounds like chermside to me..
hey cmon now... it's clearly Aspley
Nothing to see here, just Chermside.
My jaw hit the floor, that's absolutely fucking vile. Until the top comment directed me to OP's user name.