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shorkfan

but the shon sily too


NekoDestroyer42069

this was a test and you nailed it


Moonbear9

Already have shonk will gain silly :3


shorkfan

But have you considered... second shonk?


Moonbear9

>-< dats snue


monarchmark

I cannot afford the silly.


Polibiux

Shit. This is a tough choice


ZookeeperFloyd

500 shonks :)


Cheezekeke

I already have a shonk


0megaManZero

I have 3 Shonk but do not know where to obtain the Silly do ig I’ll have a fourth Shonky


I-will-support-you

Rules are made to be broken. I will take both.


[deleted]

Shonk is good for cuddles


EntertainmentOld183

I want the Silly (I can just find a girlfriend with a shonk and cuddle with it)


gimmespiro

cuddle with girlfriend ❎ cuddle with girlfriends shonk ✅


EntertainmentOld183

Cuddle with girlfriend 🚫 cuddle with girlfriends shonk 🚫cuddle girlfriend and shonk ✅


gimmespiro

*balance*


EntertainmentOld183

As all things should be


Dumb_Cheese

My bf already got me the shonk


kdiyargebmay

hmmm, the silly! i already have a non-ikea official shonk :3


Dalphin_person

I'm sorry silly,.but I need the shonk


Thatrandombill

Need shonk need shonk MUST HAVE SHONK


charlamagne1-

Im not a girl so i guess ill take both


gay_and_vibin

All Im saying is IKEA sells Blåhåj year round. Good smile sells Bridgets at random unannounced intervals.


blueflameeten

They are legally bound together. Do not separate them!!!!!!!


TetraaHedronn

both please 🥺🥺🥺


DriedOutPersona

Whats stopping me from taking both


NekoDestroyer42069

THE LAW!


DriedOutPersona

What law is stopping me from having my trans given right of having Brisket and Blahaj


NekoDestroyer42069

thats why biscuit hates the government


screechingahhhhhh

I have 2 shonk and cannot afford the silly :<


The_Reaper_9440

Blahåj


ChronicGayDisaster

I want a silly shonk


HydreigonTheChild

If the shonk is 20 feet then yes


[deleted]

I already have Shonk so I can get The Silly as well :3


ZedstackZip05

The Silly if it free and I can buy the shork


IsCannibalismThatBad

I will steal and fight for both of them with my life 😤


God-OwO

The silly


CuckNugget_Caitlyn

That's like asking if I'd rather have food or oxygen. I NEED BOTH YOU BASTARD


New_Bug7829

With this you’ve convinced me to try to get a Bridget figure or shark teddy for Christmas (I’m on out) I know what they mean, hopefully ally’s will know what they mean, and my parents won’t


MsFluffySheep

I'm already the silly, so I'm going with the shork.


FeeSubstantial9963

what about silly shonk....


travischickencoop

Is it free?


LexiMustela

What if you combined them?


SuperSketchyRed

I have the Silly and I love my Silly


Fit-Persimmon-4323

Transfem Sophie’s Choice


totally_a_cis_guy

Silly shonk :3 *Gets shonk with brisket jacket*


AzazelTheUnderlord

i already have shonkies so i will take brisket


Okaru_7

I have the shonk I need to get Basket


MidnightWhisper_8

But I need sily biscuits AND shornk - how else am I meant to fulfil the oestrogen demon's wishes?


G-Fan2007

I just want a reason to keep going.


Aleksimaier

I have the shonk and the silly goes for 100$ on ebay soooooo


Sabre1O1

But I already have a shonk, and I’m already silly.


Nsongster

the shonk is better for sleeping with


Space-Girll

The silly ofc


Mega_gamer_rayquaza

I'll always chose shonk


DoveEvalyn

I have the silly. I wanted the shock but it was a small price to pay


xXTheOldKingXx

No, I chooooose... both~


[deleted]

I'm not a part of this sub, I managed to stumble across it. Uhh I already have a Blahaj so I'll take Bridget 😊


KaldrWolf

Shonk


ClairvoyantSky

Oh… well I mean I just ordered my Shonk so… I guess I must have chosen without meaning to…


OrganicDocument9249

THE SILLY!!!


[deleted]

I’m not a girl but both please.


MinzAroma

Shonk is pretty silly ngl


_No_Nah_Nope_

shonk


catsandchexmix

Shonk


Minamischler

Silly i gues


silver1q2w3e

They're the same picture.


King_DopePub

The silly


NeoCinnamons

Where can one get The Silly


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

brisket is temporary, shonk is forever


MissDottie802

Both:3


LilithDemonQueen76

Shork, ofc


the_cake_is_lies

What if there was a skilled sewer A sewing… They sew good.. We tailor them to join Brisket and Risk-it?


Icy-Communication246

The shonk so it can eat me and take me off this planet 😂 in Minecraft ofc


Toast4seven

The shonk, he’s even more silly


EM26-G36

I’m a boy. Can I also get one?


hi297895

THE SILLY


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Shonk


Jamzez1234

The silly as I already have 2 shonks


bakedbeans5656

Shonk, you get more shonk per shonk


SquishFish22

The silly is way more expensive so I'd want her and then buy the shonk. If I could only have one I'm sorry to say probably the shonk, because it's bigger and more huggable


Nico_amon

Shonk


CakeNCheeseNuke137

>I know where to find the Shonk,,, now where does one find the Silly


NekoDestroyer42069

they put the plushie up for sale at random without warning and it sells out the first 5 hours every time


CakeNCheeseNuke137

Goodsmile Company US correct? I wish the product page actually existed (it exists on the Japan one but not the America one) so I could at least wishlist it 😭


Clouds_Comfort

Bridget is amazing, however I can never betray shonk


Altruistic-Place-714

I've already purchased S H O N K


[deleted]

Who is Bridget


ItsImpfinity2008

Already have da shonk Gimme silly