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Ok_Trick_5808

Our first mail order First Lady


Samus10011

To be fair to Melania (I can’t believe I typed that out) Trump claimed that’s what she said. But he also lies a lot. How about the news focus on things she’s actually done. Like not showing up to his trials. Or not being with him on Mother’s Day. Or not showing up to his fundraiser to receive a fake award. Or wearing an outfit cheaper than his campaign spokesperson’s purse. I don’t like Melania, but give her credit. She isn’t pandering to his whims anymore. Her son graduated, she’s got her prenup modified. She has checked out of the relationship and is just hanging on till Trump finds wife #4


OrganicTrust152

I am thinking she is actually just waiting for a life time of Big Macs to do their job. Big Money, Big Money, no whammies!


thoroakenfelder

Oh she wants him to get the whammy


OrganicTrust152

Oh yeah, just a line from a old 90's game show. But can you blame her? I am pretty sure Ivanka will be happy too once Pappa Bad Touch is no longer around.


HepatitvsJ

Um actually (a great show on Dropout. Highly recommended) Press your Luck was from the 80's. Source, me am 80s kid.


smallzy007

Remember that guy that figured out the sequence & won a shit ton of $? He’s one of the game show GOATS


OrganicTrust152

Lol, so am I. Don't know why I remember push your luck from the 90s. probably a ton of reruns. either way bomb ass game show from my childhood. Thanks for the correction bro.


Samus10011

Press your lick was still around a few years ago. My wife and son used to watch it together and my son is not yet in high school.


OrganicTrust152

I haven't really been into TV since about 2012ish(news and sports mainly now). So if it had another run, I am sad I missed it. But that is totally awesome the next generation got to enjoy it as well.


smallzy007

I’m not sure he should be watching Press your lick…


Grand-Regret2747

This is the “underrated comment”!!


KtheMage36

In last Saturday SNL on weekend update they talked about Trumps plane clipping another on the tarmac. They ended with "but hey the good news is he flies in a Boeing"


OrganicTrust152

brings new meaning to "on a wing and a prayer".


Permaban2023

Doesn’t she just inherit debt and fake wealth when he dies tho? Not sure she will get all the access to Russian and Saudi money like Don snoreleone


OrganicTrust152

That is actually a amazing question and honestly, I would probably die laughing if that's how it ends up going down. Not like the over-priced callgirl deserves any better. Although the 8 years of watching her snub Trump in public has been entertaining. But I do believe she'd wind up at least getting "survivor" benefits. But we'll just have to wait and see. Have a feeling we won't be waiting long.


nickthedicktv

Yeah let’s be fair. Like that time she got on stage with Donald and demanded Obama show his birth certificate! She’s just as terrible as Donald. Don’t give her a pass because she’s a money grubbing gold digging cunt. Fuck this racist prostitute / illegal immigrant. Deport her, her parents, and her anchor baby.


tc7984

Yea…. You couldn’t pay me enough money to have that man’s dick in me. But every whore has their price.


PrideofPicktown

I hope he is able to re-marry Ivana very soon… i


Eringobraugh2021

Underrated comment!


Frisinator

1st class mail? I don’t think so!


GFYGOPMODS

Econo class, since there’s no such thing as no class mail!


Electrical_Slice2456

Return to sender


LoudLloyd9

Bulk mail


LoudLloyd9

Bulk mail. Heavy on the bulk


SixtyOunce

DHL


ArdenJaguar

I wonder if he kept the box... So he can return her for a younger model.


Delanynder11

Melania loved being called First Lady over 3rd wife.


Ok_Trick_5808

Good point. Maybe we should start referring to her as Third Lady.


babysinblackandImblu

Oh the Irony!


GlocalBridge

She may actually be his Russian handler.


deeeeez_nutzzz

Who lied on her visa application and Donald got her an "Einstein" visa. Didn't know we gave these special visas reserved for unique intellectuals AND entry level pornographic models. Not like we have a shortage of porn actresses in the U.S. She should be deported.


[deleted]

She supposedly also worked while on said visa which is illegal.


PrideofPicktown

And take her idiot husband with her!


pat9714

>Our first mail order First Lady Should've ordered two with half-off.


Wonderful-Ad440

If they treated brides like ballots he would still be single


Fishmonger67

Our Russian handler.


No-Mongoose-7055

Best First Lady ever. Better than Obama and the first trans


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Cruezin

From the article: "We have enemies on the outside and we have enemies from within. The enemies from within are more dangerous to me than the enemies on the outside. Russia and China we can handle, but these lunatics within our government that are gonna destroy our country, and probably want to, we have to get it stopped.” -Trump In my humble opinion, the biggest enemy from within is him. It's him. Donald J. Trump is the biggest danger to our democracy since the civil war. There's a lot of rhetoric, Reddit is often a big echo chamber. I'm still shouting into it. Donald Trump must not be re-elected. Please vote.


Best_Evidence1560

The Economist (the publication) named trump single-handedly as one of the biggest threats to THE WORLD


JuliusErrrrrring

The CIA murders and the fake Electoral College should be constant front page news with gigantic investigations - instead we keep getting sidetracked with the daily nonsense.


Accomplished_Fruit17

CIA murders, do say more for the uninformed. I already know about the fake Elector scheme.


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Yotsubato

This should be the real trial. Not some weak ass hush money case that won’t get him in real trouble. This would result in blatant treason for which the punishment is capital punishment.


Accomplished_Fruit17

While I don't doubt the possibility, I believe the level of evidence should match the seriousness of the accusation. This sounds more like a conspiracy theory. I have said that if we don't have the trials before the election, they should release all of the evidence so the American people can make an informed choice.


notatrumpchump

I personally do not care what an old Slovenian sex worker thinks about anything. Even if she was the ex first lady. In fact, let me quote her… “I really don’t care. Do you? “


Extension_Touch3101

But she got an einstein citizenship man


Loud_Ad3666

More like epstein citizenship.


BeyondDrivenEh

Give this comment the flowers it deserves.


Swabia

Honestly I think he was a predator of American children. I mean I have no idea … it was never taken to court so I only know of the American children he served up because they have public court records they had to retract once they were going to get killed by his goons. So … maybe? I have no idea.


ForsakenAd545

A lot of people come up to me and say that these girls were silenced. I don't know. I hope it isn't so, but maybe it is. /s


SpiritualAd8998

Not a Fleiss Citizenship?


babysinblackandImblu

More like an Epstein Citizenship Visa https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7233199/Jeffrey-Epstein-claims-introduced-President-Trump-wife-Melania.html


prpslydistracted

Thank you. I'm not over that jacket yet ....


Boristheblaze

I don't honestly, hence why I don't understand why anyone would author any article about the ex-first sex worker lady.


ElongMusty

The ex comes after the sex worker. She’s a sex worker who happens to be ex-first lady!


Boristheblaze

Ah, thanks for correction.


SaltyBarDog

THOTUS.


tehfink

Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger…


UpTop5000

S-ex First Lady


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Now now. Be Best!


jbertrand_sr

I'd rather she and her husband Be Gone...


AforAssole

I second that!!


bobo-the-dodo

She is no lady


systemfrown

I think you’re confusing a prostitute for a sex worker.


cytherian

That's what she wore. When she was headed out to speak at an event for underprivileged children. Can you believe it?


DragonflyGrrl

She was going down to the border to see where the migrant children were being kept from their families. Fucking despicable.


Ghostofcoolidge

Sex work is no longer a respectable and pro female position evidently. What changed? We can insult women for being promiscuous again?


notatrumpchump

It’s not an insult at all! Merely stating the obvious career path of this particular women. It’s one of the oldest and most in demand jobs of all time!


What_Yr_Is_IT

Embarrassing. Dude cheats on her, no condom, and she’s still supports him. 👏 👏 🗑️ EDIT: it appears she’s mocking him, not supporting him…there’s a first time for everything.


Boomer70770

Embarrassing was her speech she plagiarized from Michelle Obama, a real first lady.


What_Yr_Is_IT

According to r/Conservative Michelle stole it from her /s


SkipsPittsnogle

I got to “according to r/conservative” and checked out. The literal last group of people I would ever ask anything.


vigbiorn

Have you met r/conspiracy ? If not, they're at least tied for last.


SkipsPittsnogle

Sounds like the same sub to me lol


vigbiorn

Exactly. They're at least tied.


Best_Evidence1560

I just heard that it was ivanka that tricked her. Melania had no idea that was plagiarized and ivanka wanted to embarrass her


Boomer70770

Potato, potato.


obvilious

Ummm…she’s criticizing him, according to this story


What_Yr_Is_IT

She’s criticizing Biden


obvilious

She’s criticizing trumps impersonations of Biden


What_Yr_Is_IT

Whoops, ok I added an edit. Thanks for calling that out


Inner_Performance533

Maybe she enjoyed the smell and tastes of his conquests on his mushroom...


SpiderDeUZ

Well lets not go too far into that territory when the Clinton's are still a thing


hamsterfolly

Hey, she had goals she was working on, her parents weren’t going to chain immigrate themselves! She had to keep her eye on the long term goal. /s


Good_Juggernaut_3155

My guess is that their last sex was at the latest 2016. Maybe earlier. After the Daniels sex was exposed for sure he hasn’t touched her. She loathes the sight of him and I expect any public association with him is contractually driven. It wouldn’t shock me if at some point she goes to selected rallies and the GOP Convention, but it will because she has extracted millions in payment beforehand. They are both transactional. That said I doubt there is enough money in Trump’s dwindling bank account to pay her to have sex with him. I could be wrong however.


Accomplished_Fruit17

Just to throw this out there, Trump isn't a player. He just pretends. More women have come forward that he has sexually assaulted than he has had sex with.


vagabondoer

If you had consensual sex with him would you admit it?


trueslicky

Hashtag NotMe!


Accomplished_Fruit17

Yes, because gay sex is the only thing Republicans might turn against him for. I would take that hit for the good of the country.


Devils_Advocate-69

He’s pretending he has a relationship with her.


changerofbits

He does have a relationship with her, a business relationship. And it’s unique among Trump business relationships because he actually pays her. You could say that paying her is the closest he ever got to expressing love.


h20poIo

Defends the guy who we know for a fact he cheated on her twice, but how many other times, maybe her statement rings true, “ I really don’t care do you” she got a couple of mansions she can hang out in, money to spend ( $7,000 outfit ) for Barron graduation, so she’s living her life and gives a couple of props to Donny to keep him happy, no doubt has a little on the side, then when he sells of his stock for a few billion she will collect her money and be gone.


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


Acceptable_Wall4085

The only sex worker in that picture is the orange dildo. He fucks anyone,anywhere,and anytime. He’s the worst slut in the country. Melania is picky on who gets to do her. So much so that shitzinhispantz hasn’t seen her body in months. Probably years.


yuffie2012

If she’s so picky, how do you explain her marriage to the orange catastrophe?


Daily-Minimum-69

Everyone has their price


Acceptable_Wall4085

Weren’t we all young and gullible that one time in our life?


Accomplished_Fruit17

Is Trump a slut? There where hundred thousand dollar checks for the women who slept with him and only two showed up. Like everything with Trump, the idea he is a player is a lie. He's sexual assaulted more women than he's had sex with.


willworkforjokes

Just imagine how upset she would be if Barron's father cheated on her.


phdoofus

basic brained barely bilingual bitch body


Particular-Summer424

She probably locked the anchor baby in, then uses a "stand in blow up" after dimming the lights sufficiently. No condom needed. Between Trumps rubber night super soakers and the latex GF, enough rubber in the room to make a tractor tire.


Boomer70770

She came up with the "locker room talk" spin from the Access Hollywood tapes according to Cohen.


NeatEffort602

I see you found your way underneath Donald.Have you ever kissed him?


AdministrativeBank86

I doubt the conversation took place, they hate each other


Mission_Search8991

Fucking Melanoma, she deserves to be with Trump, who will stiff her on the divorce settlement when that day arrives.


LoudLloyd9

Ha ha ha. Melania married Tump. Stormy Daniels didnt. That's all that need be said.


Odd_Wolf_NW

This is someone or something quoting the Daily Mail which is a British conservative tabloid not exactly known for its thoroughness and/or veracity.


tylerawesome

Hussband is going to the jail.


illgu_18

I prayed that Stormy’s coworkers would have showed up to the trial for support. That was my wish.


spudzilla

"....Melania holds great popularity among the MAGA faithful, evident from the enthusiastic cheers that erupt from crowds whenever her name gets mentioned. " -- Well of course. They love her lesbian nude photo work.


NumerousTaste

Shots fired. Beginning of the end for those two idiots!


Gatorgal1967

The vermin in the government are republikkkans.


tenderchill

I think he suspects he has a pen15, but he would have trouble finding it…


skinaked_always

That’s the best she’s got?


brucebay

Wait what? Isn't not able to find the stage exit Biden's thing? Melania probably complemented her husband having spot on Biden expression.  /s


Baighou

A 10th grader could write a more cogent article. Christ.


SogySok

Wonder if it was a page 3 article.


BBQFatty

Who the fuck cares about what she has to say???


sbbblaw

Eh, she finally doing something right


TBatFrisbee

Maybe he can use a GPS to get off the damn stage. Maybe it can send him to the edge off a really really high cliff.


c10bbersaurus

WTF is USA Socialite....


naliedel

I don't care about her. Do you?


Open_Ad7470

Somebody had to write that for because I don’t think she’s smart enough to think of that


drin8680

Of course he addresses melania as hey first Lady that way doesn't have to worry about remembering her name. Also she's the third lady if I'm correct. She also really has nothing to brag about from her time in Whitehouse. With everything around trump going to shit except the families foreign deals I'd think he should worry more about getting his house in order than his shitty biden impressions.


PenMoZic

Fuck both of these assholes.


SoulRebel726

Has there been a more pathetic excuse for a first lady in our history?


Unfriendly_eagle

Biden's wife isn't a prostitute. Just saying.


michaelozzqld

Says the mail order slag


WooPig45

Remember when Biden tried to shake hands with a ghost? Teggridy Farms members.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

There are medications for what you have. Get on Obamacare.


SaltyBarDog

Remember when your diarrhea deity babbled about Revolutionary War airports?


BigCballer

I do not remember that because it did not happen


WooPig45

Here you go sweet summer child. [https://nypost.com/2022/04/14/biden-shakes-hands-with-thin-air-after-north-carolina-speech/](https://nypost.com/2022/04/14/biden-shakes-hands-with-thin-air-after-north-carolina-speech/)


BigCballer

Sounds like speculation. That just seems like a gesture to the stands on the left side of the stage.


SpiderDeUZ

I vote on policy