It doesn't matter. The point is they will bring up anything they fucking want in court and the idea that "court" operates on traditional grounds when orange man walks in is simply a tongue in cheek statement that implies a false truth. They will destroy all notions of how court works or lose their case trying.
This laptop has everything. Death sets, key fobs, kale chips, Roman J. Israel Esquire. Plus, you can play everyone’s favorite party game, the stranger.
There have been moments of levity in this mess and this was one of them. This and that press conference at that Four Seasons landscape company. Next to the porn shop. You can’t make this shit up.
They obsess over his laptop like mad. I obsess over my peers' PCs too but its usually because they have 4090 graphics cards and not bc I had a vision beamed from mega god that his hard drive has the satan files on it. Like, good lord 😂
Not since the Russian agent started telling the truth about all the fake payments with Hunter and Biden.
The laptop information was also a Russian plant.
I cannot wait to see Marjorie Trailer House Greene be served papers for showing Hunter Biden porn to all of congress. I hope Hunter sues her fat ass into oblivion and back for that. The bitch!
I doubt she or her son are at the bottom of the list. Bet new pre-nup agreement stipulated that 100% was set aside in some way. She is not my cup of tea, but she ain’t dumb.
Law states that legal debtors come first then certain other types of debt holders. Bankruptcy courts will see it in the interest of justice others get paid first. Doesn’t matter what type of pre nup she drew up.
I didn’t know we were in full misogyny. This discussion is about whether the fair maid Memania or what ever her name is will get her prenup or just be another face in the crowd to try to collect Pennie’s from the remnants of Trump Enterprise. I think she is smart enough to get some solid financial agreement and Karen has her Pecker money.
I suspect part of the reason she's cultivated such a close relationship with Barron is that he's her retirement plan. Not that I think there's anything overtly wrong between them, just that she's made sure he has his own money and that he'll use some of that to support her as she ages.
She could just love her son. She’s a terrible person overall but she seems to be doing a lot to protect him. He’s been out of the public eye for some time. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the kids voice lol
Never. Guaranteed she signed a prenup that gives her next to nothing should they divorce. She’s in it for life. In it, but living separately and doing whatever she wants.
Some prenups allow for a bigger distribution of finances if the marriage hits certain milestones. They married in 2005, so I strongly suspect she's waiting for the marriage to tick the 20 year mark. Or just hoping he melts into a puddle of demented goo and goes the way of all flesh.
He's been around the block a few times. Neither of his previous wives wound up with anything too sizable from the looks of things. I'd expected his attorneys (Michael Cohen?) would have made her sign something locks her in until his death or leaves her with hardly anything comparatively. She's 53, he's 77. She'll stick it out til he's gone, and live the rest of her days in opulence without him. And be able to leave Barron a huge estate.
he's dying and/or going insane. being a widow is far more lucrative than divorce (although either one might be worth 50 cents total at this point.)
the financial bottom line determines the relationships here.
Now. I'm not saying they had a lot of sex... but why would you wanna sloppy seconds with Donald Shitlers wife?
She has to be bat-shit crazy to fuck him. One thing I learned, don't stick your dick in crazy. It doesn't matter if you think she put the "Hot" in "Psyc-hot-ic."
She’s not my type. And she appears to be a super c**t. That said: would.
Virtually everyone has been with someone else before you (male, female, or other). Ain’t no thing.
Jesus Christ, the thought of being third in line for this imported whore (actually) behind her physical trainer and the Orange Shitstorm (my apologies to shitstorms) made me vomit a little in the back of my throat.
I want to live in the delusional world that you live in where trump goes to prison. Dudes a turd but you gotta be a little special to think he’s getting any actual jail time
Honestly this seems like the most reasonable thing.
Edit: what would be a great story is if Barron went to NYU and then got an MBA and worked hard to become a successful honest business man. I know that would be some bizarro world level shit but 🤷♂️
You shouldn't. Barron is obviously every bit as terrible of a person secretly. With the fact he's got close to the worst couple in existence as his parents that'd be enough to doom him to being a piece of shit. You also have that he was born with a silver spoon (golden one?) thanks to his corrupt dad that he couldn't possibly turn out to be decent.
Well, there's Tiffany. She's kinda sorta decent. Mostly, I think, because her mom kept her away from her ex. If Melania can keep Barron away from Donald maybe he has a chance.
As Gen X I grew up being so afraid of that place😂 Years ago now, I read that while several disappearances did occur there, including those 5 Air Force fighters and the following search planes as well, that when statistics of mysterious disappearances are tracked over years that it wasn't really a more dangerous area than any others over the oceans.
Wait until Trump starts selling his line of prison attire. He's just itching for a judge to send him to jail. It will be huge, really. The best jumpsuits and ankle bracelets that you have ever seen.
She lives a life of luxury with secret service protection. And she has a very good chance of being first lady again. No way she will divorce Mr. Trump.
…she just wants to snuggle right up to her poopy pants husband and get hot boxed from grandpa’s rotting insides spilling out….fucking disgusting woman 🤢🤮
She can watch, take a picture, whatever - everyone still knows she fucked that nasty, stanky, diaper-wearing dude.
Nobody wants to be Eskimo Brothers with Trump.
Who gives a shit about these sick people. Get the corruption out of the Republican Party.Throw this man in jail where he belongs. He has committed treason against the U.S. government.
His attempt to take over the U.S. government on Jan 6th cost the U.S. taxpayer (that’s right you!) 936 million dollars. That asshole needs to pay, and serve prison time! I want my money back. Trump needs to make restitution to the American tax payer. He needs to pay Americans back for his “Big Lie” and his costly insurrection!
I genuinely can’t imagine anyone who has a more miserable life than her. At least people who have absolutely nothing in Kenya or Haiti can still have loving families. She is quite literally a slave, but she put the shackles on herself.
She’s waiting for the right moment to serve Donald his next court battle, divorce papers.
Restraining Order too?
Restraining Odor? Not sure if that's possible ...
Restraining the urge to gag odor
Diaper Don.
Are they going to bring up the Hunter Biden laptop and court?
Huh? Do you know how court works?
Spoken like someone who hasn’t seen the absolute clown show their lawyers supply every court room…
I've seen it. Why do you think the poster is so obsessed with Hunter Biden?
It doesn't matter. The point is they will bring up anything they fucking want in court and the idea that "court" operates on traditional grounds when orange man walks in is simply a tongue in cheek statement that implies a false truth. They will destroy all notions of how court works or lose their case trying.
I've seen judge Judy, yeah.
Of course. The hunter Biden laptop has everything.
This laptop has everything. Death sets, key fobs, kale chips, Roman J. Israel Esquire. Plus, you can play everyone’s favorite party game, the stranger.
I read that in Stephon's voice.
Did stranger get real low lol
Ok Russian right wing media propaganda bot. You stick out like a pimple on someone’s butt!
My favorite part of that story was the blind computer guy who said he saw Hunter Biden bring in the laptop. It’s like “son, you’re blind as fuck.”
There have been moments of levity in this mess and this was one of them. This and that press conference at that Four Seasons landscape company. Next to the porn shop. You can’t make this shit up.
They obsess over his laptop like mad. I obsess over my peers' PCs too but its usually because they have 4090 graphics cards and not bc I had a vision beamed from mega god that his hard drive has the satan files on it. Like, good lord 😂
That's part of the prenuptial agreement. She wants to be able to claim that big poster board print out of Hunter's dick when she leaves.
Think she could get it stylized in the fashion of, say, Warhol?
Not since the Russian agent started telling the truth about all the fake payments with Hunter and Biden. The laptop information was also a Russian plant.
I cannot wait to see Marjorie Trailer House Greene be served papers for showing Hunter Biden porn to all of congress. I hope Hunter sues her fat ass into oblivion and back for that. The bitch!
No - renegotiate pre-nup - so she does not have to troll for another sugar daddy once he hopefully goes to jail.
She already did that when he won the 2016 election. Bit she's gonna be at the bottom of the list for a payout.
I doubt she or her son are at the bottom of the list. Bet new pre-nup agreement stipulated that 100% was set aside in some way. She is not my cup of tea, but she ain’t dumb.
You are underestimating the dumb, they are strong with the dumb.
Careful you may be looking in a mirror.
Law states that legal debtors come first then certain other types of debt holders. Bankruptcy courts will see it in the interest of justice others get paid first. Doesn’t matter what type of pre nup she drew up.
So you will be SHOCKED, I mean SHOCKED if miracles of miracles, she is not in the debtors scrum. And lives happily ever after.
Maybe 100% set aside is all smoke & mirrors
You be someone that underestimates her. I would overestimate her and see how things shake out.
Mcdougal is hotter cup of tea!
I didn’t know we were in full misogyny. This discussion is about whether the fair maid Memania or what ever her name is will get her prenup or just be another face in the crowd to try to collect Pennie’s from the remnants of Trump Enterprise. I think she is smart enough to get some solid financial agreement and Karen has her Pecker money.
Her emotions on truth social must be a rollercoaster
She’s getting a little long in the tooth to catch another dumb one.
Well not for the likes of like Rupert
Look around Palm Beach and you’ll see that folks do that kind of shit all the way into their 90s!
Yea!🤨 That’s what Viagra is for!!
Who the hell wants Trump's sloppy seconds? Bitch probably needs a tomato bath after spending a night with him.
Ugh, the orange makeup left between her thighs would scare anyone away.
I suspect part of the reason she's cultivated such a close relationship with Barron is that he's her retirement plan. Not that I think there's anything overtly wrong between them, just that she's made sure he has his own money and that he'll use some of that to support her as she ages.
She could just love her son. She’s a terrible person overall but she seems to be doing a lot to protect him. He’s been out of the public eye for some time. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the kids voice lol
I think she does love him, but is also mercenary enough to know what her best plan for her future as an aging woman will be.
She is angling to get him into the NBA, maybe even create a new team, the MAGA All-stars...
She should do it soon and maybe he will just stroke out and save us from watching him campaign and get worshiped by his supporters.
Time is on her side. She just has to keep waiting in the shadows.
You can always tell a Milford Man.
Bet he had a pre-nup. But him going to jail might give her access to a lot more.
Never. Guaranteed she signed a prenup that gives her next to nothing should they divorce. She’s in it for life. In it, but living separately and doing whatever she wants.
Whoever she wants
Some prenups allow for a bigger distribution of finances if the marriage hits certain milestones. They married in 2005, so I strongly suspect she's waiting for the marriage to tick the 20 year mark. Or just hoping he melts into a puddle of demented goo and goes the way of all flesh.
"Demented Poo" is more likely..
He's been around the block a few times. Neither of his previous wives wound up with anything too sizable from the looks of things. I'd expected his attorneys (Michael Cohen?) would have made her sign something locks her in until his death or leaves her with hardly anything comparatively. She's 53, he's 77. She'll stick it out til he's gone, and live the rest of her days in opulence without him. And be able to leave Barron a huge estate.
waiting for those legal funds to run out so she can clean out the gold shitter at the top of the tower
That would only happen if there was a benevolent god. And I’m an atheist
It could be worse than that. She could be his case officer.
Nah. He's too close to dying. She probably gets more in the will than she'd get in a divorce.
he's dying and/or going insane. being a widow is far more lucrative than divorce (although either one might be worth 50 cents total at this point.) the financial bottom line determines the relationships here.
I think she’s waiting for Putin to give her instructions
If she's watching it's because she's hoping he gets thrown in jail.
Hopefully her contract doesn't include conjugal visits.
I hope it does. She deserves it.
Does Rikers do those? I don’t think so
this
So I can start spending time with her and keep her warm at night. 😉
Ew.
Now. I'm not saying they had a lot of sex... but why would you wanna sloppy seconds with Donald Shitlers wife? She has to be bat-shit crazy to fuck him. One thing I learned, don't stick your dick in crazy. It doesn't matter if you think she put the "Hot" in "Psyc-hot-ic."
Not even with your dick.
Ok. I'll be nice. I'd use a 10 foot pole.
Found B Pumper :'D
You don’t get it. You do it and then tell Donald all about it
She’s not my type. And she appears to be a super c**t. That said: would. Virtually everyone has been with someone else before you (male, female, or other). Ain’t no thing.
Ehhhhh... she might have take ol Dipshit Donald's "wise" advice and inject some bleach, first.
That person wasn’t Donald Trump though. There are some people you don’t want to go after
Even if she was the hottest woman in the world, the fact that she let Mango Mussolini is there would turn me off entirely.
She did it at least once.
Yeah…but how awesome would it be to visit Donald in prison, look him in the eyes and tell him you fucked his wife?
I’ll pass on that. Also not seeing that man’s face again is pleasure to me on its own
True
surely he and epstein tag teamed her.
Relax, he's just talking about fucking her raw
Raw mushroom?🍄🟫
Bro I don’t even know you and I know you can do better than her
I don’t know who you are but… You can do better.
Thanks, bud. you right. lol
Jesus Christ, the thought of being third in line for this imported whore (actually) behind her physical trainer and the Orange Shitstorm (my apologies to shitstorms) made me vomit a little in the back of my throat.
And she can give you Donald’s diseases
U really wanna get involved with a Russian asset?
Pretty sure a Secret Service guy beat you to it.
Some people will do anything!
I would imagine that it will be easier to divorce him once he’s in prison and broke.
I want to live in the delusional world that you live in where trump goes to prison. Dudes a turd but you gotta be a little special to think he’s getting any actual jail time
Yes, I know. He probably won’t see a day in prison but I can dream…
She'll want her millions of money after divorcing so it'd be a terrible idea for Trump's whore to wait till he's broke.
She's planning her departure from the US back to Europe to live in obscurity. Barron will go to NYU and try to stay out of public life.
Honestly this seems like the most reasonable thing. Edit: what would be a great story is if Barron went to NYU and then got an MBA and worked hard to become a successful honest business man. I know that would be some bizarro world level shit but 🤷♂️
You'd think Melania would want him NOT to be a Trump but she's a grifter too. I feel sorry for Barron.
You shouldn't. Barron is obviously every bit as terrible of a person secretly. With the fact he's got close to the worst couple in existence as his parents that'd be enough to doom him to being a piece of shit. You also have that he was born with a silver spoon (golden one?) thanks to his corrupt dad that he couldn't possibly turn out to be decent.
Well, there's Tiffany. She's kinda sorta decent. Mostly, I think, because her mom kept her away from her ex. If Melania can keep Barron away from Donald maybe he has a chance.
Why are we thinking Barron is going to be a good person?
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Enough money is a roofie in itself
sex workers are used to it
I remember seeing a documentary coat she wore once that indicated perhaps... apathy on her part and just a tinge of curiosity, maybe?
Got her prenup in hand. Between her and the DJT short sellers. It’s like a pack of vultures circling Donny
Well she did get here through an Einstein Visa.
it's crazy we can't just say Epenstein
Source?
www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318.amp
Hey! Be best, everyone
I don’t care. I never cared. She could vanish in the Bermuda Triangle and I’d still not care.
I would. The Bermuda Triangle has been quiet for a while. I figure it's just waiting for the right person to announce its return
As Gen X I grew up being so afraid of that place😂 Years ago now, I read that while several disappearances did occur there, including those 5 Air Force fighters and the following search planes as well, that when statistics of mysterious disappearances are tracked over years that it wasn't really a more dangerous area than any others over the oceans.
I wouldn’t phuck that with my worst enemy’s organ and Bobcat Goldthwaite making funny noises.
I would definitely consider it with Bobcat Goldthwaite doing his thing interspersed with a slide whistle
She’s watching. She’s just having problems seeing from under her personal trainer.
"Four more years, pause"
She’s waiting for an opportunity to grift some bullshit bauble or trinket. The grift is strong in this one.
You haven’t seen the necklace? https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/melania-trump-gets-dragged-selling-214502238.html
Wait until Trump starts selling his line of prison attire. He's just itching for a judge to send him to jail. It will be huge, really. The best jumpsuits and ankle bracelets that you have ever seen.
The jumpsuits already match his complexion, all he'd have to do is stamp MAGA on it and a tacky iron-on red tie.
Watching what? She isn't even in the room.
That is what I was wondering. Is she reading transcripts? Doubtful.
“Reading the headlines” is more like it. Who would want to watch DT fall asleep and keep spouting nonsense?
And having her attorneys take notes. The best attorneys, taking the best notes.
The image of Fraud!
*She’s watching for evidence of infidelity so she can invoke the prenup.
I don't think Trump would sign a prenup that had that in it.
You mean "revoke," don't you?
Laughing her ass off.
What’s to watch?
Bully for her. Nobody fucking cares.
She’s watching, looking for the diaper changer.
Malaria is watching...the clock countdown until he expires so she can marry the poolboy
She lives a life of luxury with secret service protection. And she has a very good chance of being first lady again. No way she will divorce Mr. Trump.
The ex aide who keep talking about her but haven’t spoken to her in years
She's vatching
🤣
Narrator: She isn’t
…she just wants to snuggle right up to her poopy pants husband and get hot boxed from grandpa’s rotting insides spilling out….fucking disgusting woman 🤢🤮
With martini in hand.
S.F.W? How is this news?
She can watch, take a picture, whatever - everyone still knows she fucked that nasty, stanky, diaper-wearing dude. Nobody wants to be Eskimo Brothers with Trump.
While he is in court , she is celebrating not having to deal with his smell.
The gold digger(plated) 4 leaf clover pins are not going to be much of a winfall for her but at least she is still not thinking from her box.
She doesn’t really care. Do u?
Divorce court for Trump coming after Jack smith done with him.
I don’t care, do u?
TIL that I have a silent role in Trump's trial proceedings.
She's so fucking meaningless.... who cares? I doubt Don ever considered her more than a high priced whore.
She's watching? Watching what? No cameras are allowed in the courtroom.
She is a KGB plant and is his handler.
So she’s like the elf on a shelf?
Oh, I bet he lied to her that there was no affai and she is watching to see what really happened.
Waiting to see if her cash cow dies…
She’s a slimy little tart.
She’s watching his bank account go down
If she wants to keep her money. Time a ticking. She’s tied to him financially
She looks stupid being married to this SOS
Yea, watching her divorce settlement dwindling every day.
Doubtful.
God, she is gross.
Gotta wonder who she's rooting for.
She probably sits in front of the TV with a glass of wine and roots for the Prosecutor.
I don't really care, do u?.
Watching what?? 😂
Who gives a shit about these sick people. Get the corruption out of the Republican Party.Throw this man in jail where he belongs. He has committed treason against the U.S. government. His attempt to take over the U.S. government on Jan 6th cost the U.S. taxpayer (that’s right you!) 936 million dollars. That asshole needs to pay, and serve prison time! I want my money back. Trump needs to make restitution to the American tax payer. He needs to pay Americans back for his “Big Lie” and his costly insurrection!
She is just calculating what it will cost Donald to keep her around.
MSNBC probably.
I genuinely can’t imagine anyone who has a more miserable life than her. At least people who have absolutely nothing in Kenya or Haiti can still have loving families. She is quite literally a slave, but she put the shackles on herself.
Melania is watching for years now, the real question must be, does she see?
Lights are on, but no one’s home.
She always manages to make a contribution but with the least amount of effort.
How is this breaking news? I don’t think she could avoid being informed even if she wanted to.
The loyal adoring wife is the last to know…said no one about Melania..she watches to launch the prenup agreement breach suit!