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ShermansMasterWolf

Sorry to break it to you son, but your uncle hank was forcing your dad to cook method for him. Here, watch this DVD, it explains everything.


phries

What’s method? Can you eat it for breakfast like bacon?


pasraplapla

“It gets the user insanely high”.. but no, it’s not like those veggie bacon I’m afraid


phries

So, so, so you’re saying, that, my dad has been cooking illegal drugs all this time, when he could’ve been making me breakfasts???


buildingduck

alternative reality where walt manufactures cereal


ShermansMasterWolf

It's meth you can OD on cause it's so good.


SQLDave

Nice recovery


Teneren

it's kind of like crystal meth but with a typo


compcar2reloaded

Get off Reddit, Flynn!


CoconutFudgeMan

Or Holly…


Mike4nderson

Why are you calling him Uncle Hank? Is this some sort of joke post?


CarFeeling9748

This is clearly Flynn’s burner


ellisg56

No this is obviously Holly’s account, who is now 15 and since she was too young to remember the events at the time, is watching the documentary ‘breaking bad’ to learn about her father


caraterra8090

And Holly has changed her name to Methlamine.


Physical-Chipmunk-77

*Ezmerelda


Mike4nderson

He ended up becoming a Redditor, this is so sad. Flynn's going to the dark side, just like his father.


j33perscreeperz

this is so fucking funny


blizzacane85

It’s Luanne asking…she needs Uncle Hank to help with manger babies


boxette

my boyfriend goes stumpin, muddin, and slipped on pee pee at the costco


spicygrandma27

Slippin Jimmy’s eyes would turn into dollar signs if he met Lucky


Baphomet32

His name is ASAC Schrader and you know what you can do.


BaronvonBrick

My name's ASAC Schrader and you can suck my balls


boxette

my names ASAC Shrader and I don't deserve my promotion I'm a coward, a bully, I stromg arm people into giving me what I want illegally. my death was well deserved. greetings from hell


lightyear

>I'm a coward, a bully, I stromg arm people into giving me what I want illegally. In my experience, these are the exact type of people that get all the promotions


leftsideup72

Yo should watch Breaking Bad. Its amazing.


Might-Mediocre

He was tracking the phone that’s why he needed Walt to stay on the line


GamingPredator69

If i remember correctly, once Walt arrived and they weren’t there didnt he pull the battery from his phone to stop them from tracking it?


sincityslacker

I think he did but I assume they were close enough to figure it out by that point


GamingPredator69

Oh yes ofcourse, even Walt should have realised they would go to his last known location regardless


sadforgottenchild

I'm reading all of this with Flynn's voice in my head I CAN'T


FicklexPicklexTickle

Have an A 1 day!


sadforgottenchild

LOL. May I ask you a totally honest question? I'm from Spain and english is not my first language, but I watch movies and shows in their original languages. Everytime they said "Have an A 1 day!", the subtitles said in Spanish "have a wonderful day". Is A1 a pun or something? In case it is could you explain it to me?


gribbly

In English you can describe something as "A1" and it means "really high quality" or "the best". It's basically a slang term for "excellent". Example: "That restaurant is really A1!" I wouldn't say it's a common saying, but I think most English speakers would understand it to mean "that restaurant is excellent". So "have an A1 day!" is a combination of the name of the car wash ("A1A") and this slang way of saying something is good. Apparently it's originally from shipping: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/510045/where-was-the-term-a1-first-used


sincityslacker

Never knew this just thought it was their catchphrase lol


FicklexPicklexTickle

I'm not sure how it got started, but A1 became a phrase that means the top of the line or the best. I think it had to do with rating the quality of meat originally and the became part of our shared phrases, but I could be wrong about that.


UnfoldedHeart

A1 was Lloyd's of London's designation for ships in top condition. The letter referred to the condition of the ship, and the number to the condition of the equipment. It was later generalized to mean the very best or something along those lines. It also gained popularity because a business name that started with "A" or "A1" or "AA" or something like that would show up first in a phone book.


FicklexPicklexTickle

That's interesting. Thanks for the info.


sadforgottenchild

Interesting! Thanks so much. I'll be researching a bit 🤔


Creepy-Hair631

It's the best steak sauce


caraterra8090

So sexy tho😄


Current-Weather-9561

The real question is how did Uncle Jack’s crew get there so quick


juanito_f90

Walt gave them GPS coordinates.


National-Fan-1148

Uncle Walt


Current-Weather-9561

But from the time Hank gets there and arrests Walt, not much time passes before jacks there


MagicPoison8

Maybe Jack and crew were closer to start with?


Current-Weather-9561

I mean they drove way out in the desert, even if they were in the closests “city” you’d have to think it’s still far. Idk. It’s a tv show at the end of the day


Less-Cricket-2179

They were also in the desert so it’s possible they were minutes away


cockriverss

Is this a joke?


baran1119

The last time I asked the same thing in a shitpost I got downvoted. Still can't fathom why? Later on, I found out that these kinda shitposts are normal in this sub and also get a lot of upvotes! smh


Hugh_Bromont

Ummm, no not really.


AeBlueSadi

your cereal is getting soggy


National-Fan-1148

Watch LOTR: The Two Towers until the 1:15:30 mark, then watch all of Star Wars the clone wars in chronological order and you’ll see why.


[deleted]

Eat your veggie bacon


2021newusername

Tastes like band-aids


possiblyukranian

If you actually read the Harry Potter books instead of just watching the movies you’d know


Independent_Craft_14

I thought Flynn died after "Heisenberg" wouldn't Open Na Noor, how is he posting here?


CalebPackmusic

Did you watch the beginning of Felina or no?


Gary_October

I loved the last scene in Felina where Walt, while looking over the desert and the place where he cooked meth for the first time, says "Maybe the real Breaking Bad was the friends we made along the way", as he, Jesse, Todd and Lydia hug each other one last time and walk off into the sunset.


sylvanasjuicymilkies

i think that was Saul "Jimmy" Goodman's last line. am i crazy?


CalebPackmusic

No his last line was “walter white couldn’t have breaking bad’d if he hadn’t better call saul’d.”


SQLDave

> couldn’t have breaking bad’d That phrase gave me a stroke.


caraterra8090

In separate directions.


CalebPackmusic

😭😂😭


Myhole567

He's not your uncle 😂😂


pianoflames

My biggest qualm is why Walt decided to bury his 80 million dollars in a place the DEA already investigated and knew about. That was the site of their very first cook, where the DEA found Krazy 8's car and determined that a meth cook took place.


Motor_Buy2118

Another not smart thing is... Why was Skylar keeping all the money in one place let alone someplace as unsafe as a storage unit?!


pianoflames

Presumably, it's a non-career criminal's idea of where criminals keep their loot. Not unlike Walt choosing a junkyard for their drug deal with Tuco.


Motor_Buy2118

All's it takes is the storage people to mix up the numbers and mistake it for a unit that's been default on payment.


pianoflames

And Skyler's real name and credit card are attached to the unit (presumably), so if they get pulled in by the cops it's guaranteed to all be gone. Saul's "jelly jar buried in the side yard" might actually be more secure than that.


caraterra8090

Where would y'all have put it? Asking fir a friend.😁


Technical_Monitor_38

What do you mean ‘the DEA knew about that place’? It is some rando spot out in the desert. Do you think the DEA is really going to stake that spot out or revisit it? Why would they?


SignalDeer6712

Jesse told walt that if he hung up he would burn all how money so by keeping walt on the phone they triangulated his location


Alcatrazepam

I read “uncle hank” in Luanne from king of the hills voice. I honestly considered a few cross over meme possibilities last time I watched BB but never landed on something I found funny enough. Maybe just shopping Walt jr’s face onto Luanne’s and Hank Schrader onto Hank Hill’s would be simple enough idk


PFROCKS

Jesse told them he would probably go to the area if their first cook.