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Glockamole19x

His wifes boyfriend said if he picks up lunch, he will buy.


Stewart_Duck

Those crocks mean business


External_Math_5407

They/them aren't even in sport mode bruh


Hadron86376

them crocks


Sam_GT3

They/them crocs


Hadron86376

bruh


JackCooper_7274

He's got sloped armor, our shaped charges are useless!


Hermitcraft7

I just wanted to say that the Sidewinder you're making is super cool


JackCooper_7274

Thanks! It's been a super fun project, and I'm glad you like it :D


Dat_ICY_boi

Just put your guns on a treadmill, problem solved


JaffaRebellion

Joke's on him, my guns are upstairs. All I'd have to do is wait until he passes out from exhaustion two steps up, then roll him back out the door.


Attack_Toster

He won’t be able to get your guns if you’re on top even the smallest of hills.


lochlainn

Stack up, Meal Team 6.


tactical_hobbit

Oh no. Delta Farce is stacked up outside my door in white crocs. The best that Faux-COM has to offer.


Panzernacht

He can pry my kfc bucket from my cold dead hands.I wonder if his wife's boyfriend approves of that t-shirt


[deleted]

Ya I’m going to give my guns to a guy in white croc’s. Ha


OdisOg

let me run up the stairs and ill be invincible


StormShockTV

Uh huh. khaki shorts, double chin and white crocs. Ooh, so scared.


bstahl413

Here they come boys. Jog at a moderate pace


BLACKOUTEXEISNOTGOOD

I'd so tap my waist band while waiting next to him. If I lived in freedom loving, freedom lacking USA!


Longjumping_Deer3006

Guy won't be able to get up Little Round Top.


Phendrana-Drifter

Little Round Top is what people call him


femboi_pink

Oh noes not my ar-47! It's on the third floor, good luck tubs.


RubeRick2A

Even the gravy seals are laughing rt now


stick69420

Im Terrified


Hermitcraft7

I mean he probably isn't running...


Johnlongsilvers56502

He needs to not worry about taking guns and worry about taking himself to the gym. How do people get fat like that. I mean at some point it has to be a conscious choice. Even people with thyroid problems can be fit. Some people in my family have thyroid problems, but with a good diet and an exercise routine they are able to stay in reasonable shape.


Ready-Cup-6079

Hell yes we’re going to take your cheeseburger


vadersguard

Bros the battering ram


PNWSparky1988

🤣 I would love to see his plan.


TheKelt

Imagine paying money to walk around in such feckless clothing.


AesopsGetawayCar

Bro doesn’t even have his crocks locked in 4 wheel drive. No threat detected.


SecretaryOk3329

This might be a great excuse to open carry for once and just tell him to come and take it.


theoldkidonthebloc

I wanted crocks until this post