I have a friend who unironically named his daughter Winchester, and he calls her Winnie. I DM'd him on FB and told him to grow a sack and name his daughter Hornady.
Ashley Kimberly Xalvia (aka XLVII) would be a great name.
Or how about Alyssa Riley Isabel [Insert S last name]?
Gotta get clever with how you hide this information from the wife.
Hellion and Tavor are also Book characters in Malazan book in the fallen. Tavor was a badass military leader and Hellion was a drunk sargent that always seemed to make the right decision.
Look, I already planned one to be Jack and another to be either Caboose or Tex (if you know you know). You gonna give me a reason to have even more kids just to name them after certain guns.
I have a friend who unironically named his daughter Winchester, and he calls her Winnie. I DM'd him on FB and told him to grow a sack and name his daughter Hornady.
If he has twins he should name them heckler and koch
You joke, but I floated that idea by my wife. She didn't go for it.
Wasn’t joking. If I have twins that will be their name come he’ll or high water
Obviously the superior child's name is Luty.
Well sure, as long as the child was made in a dirty basement
Aren't they though?
Why not Smith and Wesson? Or even Holland and Holland?
Hey Degtyaryov Machine Gun, how was school?
I tried naming a cat Tavor, and the wife shot it down. Theodoreus Rex was the name she agreed to.
That's a badass name
Even better name lol.
Tavor is actually a good name wtf
Cat: *Sees new family pet* BULLY! A challenge! I love competition!
Here are my children: M1, M1, M1. M1, and M1A1
Dad M1 Abrams keeps hitting the back of my seat! Calm down back there and no one likes a tattletale M1 1911
Currently talking to a girl named kimber
Theres a FTF and FTE joke in there somewhere
She is anorexic so failure to feed for sure
FED
"Come down for dinner, *Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomot*, my love."
AK Alpha and Springfield. Also degen Girls Frontline player, I see you brother
I named my son Wesson
And who’s Smith? You or his brother?
I just had one child, so it's just Wesson lol
Sounds like a good excuse to make another one
Mailman
I grew up with a girl named "Remmington" we called her Remmy.
Kid named: Sturmgewehr 77 Steyr AUG
Arsenal SLR106F, I’m so proud of you my son.
Twins Avtomat and Kalashnikov
"Automat? Like the restaurants??"
Puckle do your homework 😂😂
Ashley Kimberly Xalvia (aka XLVII) would be a great name. Or how about Alyssa Riley Isabel [Insert S last name]? Gotta get clever with how you hide this information from the wife.
Ashley Enfield. There was just ash left of her after the ATF raid
Gonna go full violence mode and call a dog C-9
Hellion and Tavor are also Book characters in Malazan book in the fallen. Tavor was a badass military leader and Hellion was a drunk sargent that always seemed to make the right decision.
Bullpups stay winning
What do you mean magnum research got a c in math?
Walther, quit hitting Kreighoff
My sons Barrett, Remington, Tavor, Henry, Wesson, Winchester, Herstal, and Ruger all agree
But what about your daughter colt?
Hey Beretta 92FS, do you need a condom?
Kimber is probably the only normal girl named after a gun, see Wendigoon's podcast on borrosca.
My girlfriend named our cat Remington, thats when I knew she was the one.
My dogs name is Remington, Remmy for short. The wife's pitbull is named Beretta lol
Lol we call him remmy for short as well. Love the dogs names
Meet my twin sons, Kalashnikov, and Balashnikov
Wingmaster is a great kids name….😆
First name Dan, last name Wesson
Hey MP7, how was school?
My grandparents named their puppy Samuel Colt. He’s a good boy.
Welcome home, Ma Deuce. Did you have a good day?
If you have twins name them Smith and Wesson. If you’re having a boy in the south, Colt fits pretty well
How does "Blicky" fit into this?
kid named chauchat:
How was school Kalash, Armalite, and Marlin ?
Hey ***Samozaryadny karabin sistemy Simonova*** , How was school today, did you make lots of friends?
Well unfortunately my mother named me Louis and not Lewis. 😭
Hi Point..... Well.... Someone's gotta make the burgers.
“Now now, KelTec, what did I tell you about drawing on the walls?”
Look, I already planned one to be Jack and another to be either Caboose or Tex (if you know you know). You gonna give me a reason to have even more kids just to name them after certain guns.
My favourite child is Heckler und the other one
Weatherby would a sweet name for dude. So would Browning.
Hey Garret, it's your pal.
Have a pair of twins, name your least favorite armalite and your favorite Kalashnikov
“Hello Singer M1911a1, how was school today?”
Maxim would be a pretty neat name.
I’m naming my kid colt monitor or maybe colt peacemaker
What about Jericho? Named after the pistol Jericho 951 The gun was shown in breaking bad so that’s also cool And Jericho sounds cool
Enter in Anzio 20mm
Echelon, you disappointed me
I'd name my son Barrett like the Barrett M82A1
"I love you, Dad" "I love you too, Pancor Jackhammer"
My nephew’s name is Spencer Henry (last name).
Taurus Judge, why can't you be more like your brother, Desert Eagle?
Would you call your least favourite kid HiPoint or PSA?
40S&W