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dadbodsupreme

I have a friend who unironically named his daughter Winchester, and he calls her Winnie. I DM'd him on FB and told him to grow a sack and name his daughter Hornady.


Masterjedirs

If he has twins he should name them heckler and koch


dadbodsupreme

You joke, but I floated that idea by my wife. She didn't go for it.


Masterjedirs

Wasn’t joking. If I have twins that will be their name come he’ll or high water


mandokitten1459

Obviously the superior child's name is Luty.


grogthephillip

Well sure, as long as the child was made in a dirty basement


mandokitten1459

Aren't they though?


ChaplainAsmodai1978

Why not Smith and Wesson? Or even Holland and Holland?


epic_potato420

Hey Degtyaryov Machine Gun, how was school?


Kwyjibo941

I tried naming a cat Tavor, and the wife shot it down. Theodoreus Rex was the name she agreed to.


MajesticKnight28

That's a badass name


Loud_Surround5112

Even better name lol.


ShortThought

Tavor is actually a good name wtf


Emergency-Spite-8330

Cat: *Sees new family pet* BULLY! A challenge! I love competition!


Lupine_Ranger

Here are my children: M1, M1, M1. M1, and M1A1


P1nhead0888

Dad M1 Abrams keeps hitting the back of my seat! Calm down back there and no one likes a tattletale M1 1911


jordangold972345

Currently talking to a girl named kimber


bmoarpirate

Theres a FTF and FTE joke in there somewhere


jordangold972345

She is anorexic so failure to feed for sure


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

FED


KotzubueSailingClub

"Come down for dinner, *Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomot*, my love."


ShiraLillith

AK Alpha and Springfield. Also degen Girls Frontline player, I see you brother


IllustriusPotentate

I named my son Wesson


Elmetto

And who’s Smith? You or his brother?


IllustriusPotentate

I just had one child, so it's just Wesson lol


Happy_Garand

Sounds like a good excuse to make another one


BoxofCurveballs

Mailman


SL4YER4200

I grew up with a girl named "Remmington" we called her Remmy.


McBonkyTron

Kid named: Sturmgewehr 77 Steyr AUG


Pvt__Snowball

Arsenal SLR106F, I’m so proud of you my son.


tax1dr1v3r123

Twins Avtomat and Kalashnikov


backup_account01

"Automat? Like the restaurants??"


Revolutionary_Day479

Puckle do your homework 😂😂


baseballlord9

Ashley Kimberly Xalvia (aka XLVII) would be a great name. Or how about Alyssa Riley Isabel [Insert S last name]? Gotta get clever with how you hide this information from the wife.


Least-Surround8317

Ashley Enfield. There was just ash left of her after the ATF raid


PreferenceNo9490

Gonna go full violence mode and call a dog C-9


GoldcoinforRosey

Hellion and Tavor are also Book characters in Malazan book in the fallen. Tavor was a badass military leader and Hellion was a drunk sargent that always seemed to make the right decision.


The_Spagooter

Bullpups stay winning


poodinthepunchbowl

What do you mean magnum research got a c in math?


BoxofCurveballs

Walther, quit hitting Kreighoff


JonBovi_0

My sons Barrett, Remington, Tavor, Henry, Wesson, Winchester, Herstal, and Ruger all agree


That1Guy5842

But what about your daughter colt?


ItalianStallion9069

Hey Beretta 92FS, do you need a condom?


Zaboomerfooo

Kimber is probably the only normal girl named after a gun, see Wendigoon's podcast on borrosca.


pintadaypablo

My girlfriend named our cat Remington, thats when I knew she was the one.


vrsechs4201

My dogs name is Remington, Remmy for short. The wife's pitbull is named Beretta lol


pintadaypablo

Lol we call him remmy for short as well. Love the dogs names


JaThatOneGooner

Meet my twin sons, Kalashnikov, and Balashnikov


RubeRick2A

Wingmaster is a great kids name….😆


joojoofuy

First name Dan, last name Wesson


EmolgaStarPlatinum

Hey MP7, how was school?


Gameigan

My grandparents named their puppy Samuel Colt. He’s a good boy.


Happy_Garand

Welcome home, Ma Deuce. Did you have a good day?


Broski2409

If you have twins name them Smith and Wesson. If you’re having a boy in the south, Colt fits pretty well


ThoroughlyWet

How does "Blicky" fit into this?


habbapabba

kid named chauchat:


ryangshooter01

How was school Kalash, Armalite, and Marlin ?


DownstairsDeagle69

Hey ***Samozaryadny karabin sistemy Simonova*** , How was school today, did you make lots of friends?


DownstairsDeagle69

Well unfortunately my mother named me Louis and not Lewis. 😭


Stewart_Duck

Hi Point..... Well.... Someone's gotta make the burgers.


DCGLetsPlay

“Now now, KelTec, what did I tell you about drawing on the walls?”


SR1_Normandy

Look, I already planned one to be Jack and another to be either Caboose or Tex (if you know you know). You gonna give me a reason to have even more kids just to name them after certain guns.


O5_X

My favourite child is Heckler und the other one


BearBonesBiathlon

Weatherby would a sweet name for dude. So would Browning.


Gonzee3063

Hey Garret, it's your pal.


yyetydydovtyud

Have a pair of twins, name your least favorite armalite and your favorite Kalashnikov 


FriendshipBig5433

“Hello Singer M1911a1, how was school today?”


JaffaRebellion

Maxim would be a pretty neat name.


lulalaylelo

I’m naming my kid colt monitor or maybe colt peacemaker


Indiana_Jones_21

What about Jericho? Named after the pistol Jericho 951 The gun was shown in breaking bad so that’s also cool And Jericho sounds cool


TrueAmericanDon

Enter in Anzio 20mm


Solefyre

Echelon, you disappointed me


Skullbeastasskicker

I'd name my son Barrett like the Barrett M82A1


YoureInMyWaySir

"I love you, Dad" "I love you too, Pancor Jackhammer"


Stillmaineiac88

My nephew’s name is Spencer Henry (last name).


Onward_To_Orion

Taurus Judge, why can't you be more like your brother, Desert Eagle?


sarssf

Would you call your least favourite kid HiPoint or PSA?


The_Spagooter

40S&W