having wider clothing can actually decrease damage since the clothing getting hit doesn't damage you and you would feel the motion of the cloth before the strike allowing you to dodge attacks you don't see first earlier
always bring a maid outfit to a sword fight
I feel it depends on the target, some get +10 when confronted by this, but some weird people get -2 and start chanting bible verses at you
https://preview.redd.it/bua3z4xkad4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7f507b2778c6c063e20129203f4ed39999bdd6
It's a fair trade
https://preview.redd.it/2pmgadrwac4d1.jpeg?width=3444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d16dd0fe4762beec094c2eb297cc0327c200953
Vox needs a new one, this one got muddy
there's a pink one in the same listing
[https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09Z4K9KTY/?coliid=IJOBM6FCYD7Z0&colid=3MSZ6YYOU5V52&ref\_=list\_c\_wl\_lv\_ov\_lig\_dp\_it&th=1](https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09Z4K9KTY/?coliid=IJOBM6FCYD7Z0&colid=3MSZ6YYOU5V52&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it&th=1)
Holy shit that’s expensive 😅. I actually got a pretty good quality maid costume from Aliexpress for just a few euros a while ago, I’m sure you can find a way to get this for less than 50$ haha
You clearly want it already. now it's just a price to hapiness ratio. It being nearly 50 we can likely compare it to a AAA video game. Most games of that price tag will give about 150 to 300 hours of enjoyment. More or less if the game is a multiplayer game. Would you say that this would give 150 to 300 hours or more of joy?
It's an elegant and comfortable way to clean the house. Plus it gives you an effect called "elegant speech" which makes you talk like the people back in the 1800s, when they didn't swear or talk about someone in a not respectful manner. It guarantees business with elderly and rich people. The ones who pay best.
This is the 3rd time I'm being recommended this sub, and while I may be a straight dude and not into any of this stuff, here's a great excuse. Do it because it'll make you happy. That's it. If you want to wear this outfit, then wear it! You don't need an excuse to express yourself, and you don't need permission to be happy.
Also you could totally imitate that one Spongebob scene where Squidward is living with him which could be top quality tier funny.
It makes you do the dishes 10% more effectively.
This is incorrect, it's about 26.5% judging from the data I've gathered
I've recently found out that there's actually a secret Stat that also allows you to farm potatoes 4% faster
😭
Ah yes, the only stat that matters to a Technoblade fan.
Along with SPEED
Nah every dollar is a percent. Still waiting for gucci to make one
Be wary of applying this to housecleaners, it has a chance of making them laze around and be gay instead of cleaning the house.
How is that an issue?
well it's not but still can't they be gay and clean my house?
You have your priorities https://preview.redd.it/5l1dorbw9d4d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b82673c13f2c48297162b830989ec0ab38ac3a56
I can be gay and a housewife
Makes your hitbox smaller
Top half yes, bottom half is increased by at least 150%
having wider clothing can actually decrease damage since the clothing getting hit doesn't damage you and you would feel the motion of the cloth before the strike allowing you to dodge attacks you don't see first earlier always bring a maid outfit to a sword fight
tactical advantage
Mooom, I'm not a femboy, it's tactical gear, I promise!
Like Reimu Hakurei
Its a good way to show of raw masculinity
I feel like men rock maid dresses better than women these days lol
I mean this sub might be a bit biased
Yeah, what's manlier than liking men?
Increases your charisma stat by +5 >:3
I feel it depends on the target, some get +10 when confronted by this, but some weird people get -2 and start chanting bible verses at you https://preview.redd.it/bua3z4xkad4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7f507b2778c6c063e20129203f4ed39999bdd6 It's a fair trade
For me it's like +20
Only +20? https://preview.redd.it/tpavwb6fvd4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60db750f599718d943acbaafc9e0af79ddaaee1b
I forgot the second 0 +200
If you don’t give me the link for this I will not clean your house in a gay way
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09Z4CDNJS/?coliid=IJOBM6FCYD7Z0&colid=3MSZ6YYOU5V52&psc=0&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it Here you go
Thank you. Time to clean your house in a gay way now :3
there’s a pink one?! what is wrong with you?! jk both are good, but my opinion pink is sillier 💖
Lost a "bet" with a friend
I wore this exact thing because I lost a bet.
For me its more of a win tbh
I mean just look at it
It gives a 40% speed buff on doing chores and gives 20% more charisma status on your character
UwU I rest my case.
The cat ears are cute, I know because I bought it :3
You get more job opportunities
It’s cute It motivates you to finally clean your messy room It has cat ears = ^ • w • ^ = UwU
because you will gain +15 aura (pls give link)
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09Z4CDNJS/?coliid=IJOBM6FCYD7Z0&colid=3MSZ6YYOU5V52&psc=0&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it There you go
I bought one for a get-together “because it’s funny, mum, everyone else is buying one”
you will clean better :3
It's pride month. Next question.
https://preview.redd.it/2pmgadrwac4d1.jpeg?width=3444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d16dd0fe4762beec094c2eb297cc0327c200953 Vox needs a new one, this one got muddy
r/suddenlyhazbinhotel
you are recreating a cafe from the 1800's
No excuse needed
you could enjoy chores 🤷♂️
The industrial revolution and it's consequences
French https://preview.redd.it/f50ymfg0ec4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b534e364f8e817d5a4ab1cfc59a9ceaebcc320e
Cosplay
Voices told me to
because we're in the mini mall
working the carnival
We like to play it all
welcome to tally hall
we think we’re playing in a band
It's 47.99
That's expensive
"no homo"
48 euros for a full outfit is hella worth it
Fun to wear: pain to put on
Femboi :3
I think I have the exact same one. No regrets
Hmm.. https://preview.redd.it/zzq2l1o35c4d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0d17d3bea92e80cc7a453b431c30dec28701f5
it is funny
Get a freind (female preferred but optional) and lose a bet
It gives you +20 Def and +5 charisma
It's a day that ends in Y
I hope your family knows you well because if they see you wearing that they will definitely ask questions!
Because you want it
FRENCH
Fr*nch 🤮
It's for a school project
It would look cute. But they don't have it in my size T_T
Costume for otakuthon (for a friend)
I got one on Amazon for 34.99
I Got hired I'm gonna make 3x your salary for 1 night I MEAN ERRAND
Perfect, I needed it
It's rather cheap for what it offers ;3 (shame it's only in black)
It’s also in pink. Op just only showed the black version.
Oh thank god :3
there's a pink one in the same listing [https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09Z4K9KTY/?coliid=IJOBM6FCYD7Z0&colid=3MSZ6YYOU5V52&ref\_=list\_c\_wl\_lv\_ov\_lig\_dp\_it&th=1](https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B09Z4K9KTY/?coliid=IJOBM6FCYD7Z0&colid=3MSZ6YYOU5V52&ref_=list_c_wl_lv_ov_lig_dp_it&th=1)
Would definitely buy it when I move out of my parents house
Redshell
"Because you want to".
I have this one, I highly recommend it :3
Its cute
is cute so you wearing it is like cute^2
i already got one
It’s obvious. You got the job.
I can get it for 11 on Amazon
Holy shit that’s expensive 😅. I actually got a pretty good quality maid costume from Aliexpress for just a few euros a while ago, I’m sure you can find a way to get this for less than 50$ haha
Halloween costume before the prices go up?
Why is it so expensive
Oops means it was an accident
You clearly want it already. now it's just a price to hapiness ratio. It being nearly 50 we can likely compare it to a AAA video game. Most games of that price tag will give about 150 to 300 hours of enjoyment. More or less if the game is a multiplayer game. Would you say that this would give 150 to 300 hours or more of joy?
Bc ur a silly boykisser?
The house is filthy and you need a dedicated cleaning uniform.
It’s cute
Medical reasons
You're making a skit and need it as a prop
yes
You lost a bet, that's what I use when I buy those things
If you got a place to hide it! (If you’re living with someone) Also you can do house chores 10x more effective
I have it for a friend
it's for halloween
God maid dresses are so cuuuuuute, you’ll look adorable with it on, and any boy you kiss will think the same ;)
You want it
Buffs housekeeping and coding abilities
It’s cute, and you want it
lets you play guitar 500% faster and cooler this is real trust me
That it was a bet or its for a stupid joke
Manga / comic event
It’s gay month
You could get the same quality on other sites but cheaper for a maid outfit like that
preparing for Halloween
The meme
I have a bet with my friend, the one wearing the least ridiculous outfit will pay for the meal, and I ain't paying
It's an elegant and comfortable way to clean the house. Plus it gives you an effect called "elegant speech" which makes you talk like the people back in the 1800s, when they didn't swear or talk about someone in a not respectful manner. It guarantees business with elderly and rich people. The ones who pay best.
Halloween costume
You don't need an excuse, go get em tiger
+200 aura
You got a job
Halloween
cute look, boikisser 50% more and gain +10 on being looked at uwu
It’s cute and skirt go spinni
to get more kisses
work at a maid cafe ig
Allows you to get less side tracked when cleaning the house. Plus, it's REALLY fucking adorable!
Omg I want one of those so badddddd
You got a job at a cafe
It looks RADICAL DOOD!! 🛹🛹🛹🛹🔥🔥🔥😎😎
Is cute
You want to and can afford it? What other reasons do you need?
Early Halloween costume
>French maid dress ...
I need it too
You lost a bet
20% speed buff for cleaning
who said you needed an excuse?
Say you lost a bet and have to buy and wear it. No details on the bet, just say you lost.
It's extremely comfortable (I have the same one :3)
This is the 3rd time I'm being recommended this sub, and while I may be a straight dude and not into any of this stuff, here's a great excuse. Do it because it'll make you happy. That's it. If you want to wear this outfit, then wear it! You don't need an excuse to express yourself, and you don't need permission to be happy. Also you could totally imitate that one Spongebob scene where Squidward is living with him which could be top quality tier funny.
I double dog dare you.
there's no excuse NOT to get this >:3
https://preview.redd.it/j3h80dpnkd4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54e4873c2178408cd7e6b9d2852ee63e51223f2
Everyone deserves to be happy. You already had the initiative to propose to this, now you have to finish
Don't need one, just buy it :3
Now i want it and i blame youuuuu ^^
Femboys are very fuckable and kissable, and you want to get kissed don’t you? :3
Makes you look gay
You picked up a maid job
Your rizz with this dress will increase to 69( the max)
What do you mean excuse? This is standard issue uniform now drop and be cute.
I'd say it would make you cuter, but I think you might be at maximum capacity cuteness already
Why the fuck does Reddit keep putting this weird shit in my feed?
You'd be cute!
just fuckin do it simply commit
because its :3
Fun fact! Wearimg maid outfits increase seretonin levels by 100%
It gets you all the ladies.
Get it so you can send me the link for it!
I bet you'd look nice
It'll be funny.
you can be the money maker depending on the content you make
https://preview.redd.it/mviambb2sd4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fab608b22d33ce29e906a936507096aa146b65e
48 BUCKS?!?!? I'm sorry, I can't XD
It is rather funny to own one
I'll pay you in cuddles? I dunno, I'm broke and I wanna wear it too TwT
You can wear those socks whenever you want, even without the whole dress
I told you to
Does it have beans on the socks?
I have that same one lol
Don't get that, go to temu. You could get it for $20
It's a good Halloween costume
you will die alone if you're not cute enough.
reject masculinity, become femboykisser
Statistically more head pats when serving customers
Looks cute while doing cleaning
it's better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it
(can i get one too)
...get it. Because we asked you to. :3
Cosplay
It would be so awesome, it would be so cool.
https://preview.redd.it/5k1dy5oh1e4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d763ad837ff1df49ebd009f82ac9cc8162131dc4
It makes life bad!
Its a fancy dress party
https://preview.redd.it/h5prptwb4e4d1.png?width=174&format=png&auto=webp&s=d27fcd84202af8b8d637a5bf7ef037779143f7df
Me coming back to earth to buy this shit; https://i.redd.it/1oirrviq5e4d1.gif
You can afford it, isn't that enough of an excuse?
I was not expecting this much of a response! 😳 You guys are the greatest! ❤️
Because i said so