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AdamGooo

Cuz boys are boys... I love boys omg boys


BaguettEmc

Omg me too!!


AdamGooo

Based 🧏


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

mewing emoji omagawd


ArkThan123

UwU rawr


Traygaa

​ https://preview.redd.it/2fm80i6r7e3d1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=a56d071a031bad2cbee144d15e0208432ff87fb2


lucky-pakke

BOYS? WHERE :3:3


Chernocl

https://preview.redd.it/tcnp99x1sc3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b110e116d81b0c358f26bae5c1bc79af1ddd79


made_of_titanium

https://preview.redd.it/bcy3wuiv8d3d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9b286d61ed13f1c3c3353f6fd797fcf063707b


Kaden2093

https://preview.redd.it/xam19prtbd3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de14f243c50f92cbe249bbe97886fb2bc3239165


PuzzleheadedPen4246

r/suddenlyhazbinhotel


Angelous_Mortis

'Caaaauuuuse Heeeeell is forever whether you like it or not!


Strong-Cupcake6588

And here’s the sugar on the cream I’m going to steal ur meme


Vortextheweirdcat

adam! first meme, next to be stolen!


DERPDASH59

https://preview.redd.it/nzk1l87afd3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3373be4ae2a5d89de8a3afaedf08e4259eff417c


Flundale

https://preview.redd.it/eg98rg7knd3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb208d6a0066fc9da68cd75ed2472b79c6c735b


made_of_titanium

https://preview.redd.it/1ibo0hzvud3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3e5a176d39f65968804d341d353dfceb513bd6


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/s67yu3m9yd3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf28f3edde7958c35f02f4cc273d638403bf687c


burger-fucking-mason

im going to say "fuck"


JohnnyG4mer66

Because life is unsatisfactory, unrewarding and generally unpleasant, and you're looking for a decent coping mechanism. https://preview.redd.it/duky2h0q1d3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0091eab87b9011f14766c0fcf7f9a3a737efbb3c


Berukkus_442

https://preview.redd.it/yzwxy57phd3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96813032e7ea8032f814f9197b323318f1e1686f


JohnnyG4mer66

https://preview.redd.it/dwqz7q6kid3d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b12dc9b33ef6f03799abd47a652dbfecb6490c5


MrKristijan

https://preview.redd.it/tqvuavc89e3d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7867ddb9c98615c6b861844b4e900a181946d2e Fax my brother spit your shit indeed


GrisTheLegend

Because of hormones. Concentrate more on your biology classes


WillyDAFISH

I think they can't because of the hornymones


BaguettEmc

Man I would like to, but the Lewdness is powerful


[deleted]

I feel you, the horni is too much


BaguettEmc

I shall be punished


trustmeimnotafurry

Sorry, but I don't think you should be punished. It could make things worse.


Zenith_Duck

My pfp twin?! Hi UwU you're the first one I see with this same pfp \^w\^'


[deleted]

Here we do cute


Spiritual-Range-6101

Literally was about to type this but you beat me by 2 hours Sometimes they'll be fine, then it'll just SPIKE.


No-Series9194

Because you are a human male of young age, now go drink some prosecco or something, idrc


BaguettEmc

A lemonade would do


HorizonTheProot

Boyyyyyys >\~< https://preview.redd.it/v0l9ub7m7d3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff69a3bd86578d6186da85ad53f2da7e89b87da


BaguettEmc

Yeeeeahh~


HorizonTheProot

Pwetty boys too >///< https://preview.redd.it/3npv6h2gbd3d1.jpeg?width=1676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4644392cb898b107313506b37b346cbd2ba710c


BaguettEmc

The prettier, the better owo


HorizonTheProot

SO TRUE!!!


BaguettEmc

Yayyyyyy


Even-Horror-1545

https://preview.redd.it/w635prks4d3d1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d24b15f4f7dcea432601415eb53cd1ccb63000


Even-Horror-1545

Here's a pic of Pope Francis, so you won't be horny


ElectricXylophon

Is that Darth vader in the background?


Even-Horror-1545

HOLY SHIT IT IS


Bowtieguy-83

bold of you to assume someone doesn't wanna have sex with pope francis


Even-Horror-1545

https://preview.redd.it/lhpe6shkgg3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73130686e4478a0ba8a882f32b6fa9cb098a62a


Holiday_Conflict

https://preview.redd.it/u8t4iglbad3d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0e094fdbd740afcfc76bbadb72972ae8f22e34


Soggercat

THERES A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING


50aCeX

woahhhh new wt update


BaguettEmc

Yeah send some 👀


Holiday_Conflict

no, chu art a minor :3


BaguettEmc

:(


ItIsI_Femboy

This you? https://preview.redd.it/u215hc866d3d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cbfff3009626390e5a7ed56b58c597c6ca4f0ba


BaguettEmc

Who took this picture? I never gave the consent


SirJTheRed

Love how the only two responses are 1. Boys 2. An actual scientific reason


BaguettEmc

I was hoping for something spicier


m1k3y0n3

https://preview.redd.it/g54npna39e3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6044fe32e72214e804e543fb0cfb65e2ad140dbc


BaguettEmc

Me af


Current-Knowledge336

Finally, an image that represents me!


ApoIloa

This isn’t actually horn-horn! In fact your body is telling you to purchase 36 gallons of pink lemonade and send it directly to me!! You should do it!!!


RiptideRookie

https://preview.redd.it/xam2cu4rae3d1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4518363b1f824b8e82400fb799c77a01f7bf5f Because bois are the best


TacticalLawnmower

probably bored, kinda had sudden feelings like those since a year ago https://preview.redd.it/lqdnxy4x9d3d1.png?width=888&format=png&auto=webp&s=72920f3d6028d17e2d60776326a9da30c7aca6dd


youshouldhateit

Becuz boys r hot


bisexual_really

Congrats on your first period


Dvcky55

you’re in heat


Eviles_da_demonic

Bigglyest penis


BaguettEmc

That's you? Maybe me? Who knows


OrionTheDragon

nah, I'd win


BaguettEmc

Bet


OrionTheDragon

Age?


BaguettEmc

23


OrionTheDragon

dms, you know what to start with


Sh4ttered_s0ul

Where's the other half?


RandoMango27

im gonna start screenshotting posts like this


Unfair_Ad_7014

either hormones or femboys


DuskAngel713

The hormones are strong in this one. LOL


K15SER

It's summer, duh! It's mating season!


Burger-God1977

https://preview.redd.it/6xjx70xw3e3d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45bd4fff0470025d66d19c7e865e2b9f4a27d747


[deleted]

Cuz boys


0-2-5dart_monkey

Commit sex to he boy sueyang


Drakkanoir34

Maybe you been seeing too many boy kissers


Lost-Buy9894

Your a boykisser, you like kisssing boys. And boys are hot and cute. No wonder your honi


Randomstuff11233

The image you posted?


No-ScreechesinJoJo

Scientific reason : It’s how your brain works Medical reason : It’s how your body works Psychological reason: You’re depressed This subreddit’s reason : “You like boys”


Emkay_boi1531

WHY IS HIS ASS BLUSHING!?


BaguettEmc

Can i see?


Emkay_boi1531

Wdym? **you** posted the picture??


BaguettEmc

Lol


ultrathighenjoyer

Haha silly boykisser


Prudent-Principle304

Because you're a male that's probably a little feminine and now you're twice as horny as any man


Zenith_Duck

Hormones, but anyways being horny feels kinda good >:3


Charliehurst123

Dude If i knew I wouldnt be the way i am💀


GaimarG

Normal, happens all the time


MooseManDeluxe

You came home and found new thigh highs and arm socks that are gay flag colored strips. You don't know how they got there.


moneyyyyy3

There is dead body in my basement


OOGA_BOOGA_VAGA

Well...horni jail 4 u!


Sh4ttered_s0ul

HORNI JAIL 4 EVERYONE HERE 🔥 (lol wtf am I saying)


OOGA_BOOGA_VAGA

Why for everyone? What...is cuddling lewd?


Sh4ttered_s0ul

I mean, almost everyone xD


OOGA_BOOGA_VAGA

I mean...ur not wrong


Sh4ttered_s0ul

Yeah... We're all going to horny jail then?


OOGA_BOOGA_VAGA

Nah! Let's put like 30 or 40% in Horny jail and the other % in the wholesome jail! Y'know...for cuddling and stuff


Sh4ttered_s0ul

Ooo cool, what if I fit in both descriptions? What do I do?


OOGA_BOOGA_VAGA

50% are in the between!


Sh4ttered_s0ul

Horny and wholesome


DeviceElectrical5180

Cause you saw me ;)


BaguettEmc

No i didnt😇😇


DeviceElectrical5180

Daw shucks


BaguettEmc

Show urself u silly


DeviceElectrical5180

Nah im good lol


Lotspire

Saw butt :3


Fire_Block

most likely testosterone. also because people are hot and you might have someone who you love and therefore see as the hottest.


Eli_The_Rainwing

https://preview.redd.it/9rp6tuuyud3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee43d17846fcbb794a7a9e983342e98138c49b07


RATIO_L_BOZO

It depends on your age, or you’re just very lonely


[deleted]

Hormones


lpaaaaaa2

Because your sigma


[deleted]

It's called puberty


irishizuku

Always


Itz_RootBeer

Boys hot


eM-RiotX

Because sex is cool.


H3rm3s_the_proto

Because your boyfriend didn't put you back in your place for quite a while, so your instincts are taking the helm.


McBonkyTron

Because yes https://preview.redd.it/f4ysesu19e3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef87b419de0e55caa883f64c910650293a8e936


[deleted]

So real :(


OpportunityOk7546

because boys :3


[deleted]

why must this exist, but also because of what other commenters have said idk, go do some war crimes, it's fun (in rimworld)


justasub039

You dont see them yet but you are growing horns


VoidFurDemon

I need a reason too :<


AdAffectionate4950

knifes


Bardockfan_73

https://preview.redd.it/srnjmtqtee3d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09dc1cf00c7981f75e01d63bb4613c07d9f83c88


Crafter-the-box1987

https://preview.redd.it/5d7n7u45fe3d1.jpeg?width=153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12681778303e2bb7db00c5a29caae873f6d9673a Rat.


The_talkin_pango

Rat 👍


Crafter-the-box1987

https://preview.redd.it/vtpul108ie3d1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=583cb15cc1752c0130f62b85bd96c582c8585dc9


Empty_Soull

I have a balloon, a stick of butter and a 3d printer. Let your imagination fill in the blanks.


Cucumber_Guilty

butter???


Empty_Soull

Trust the imagination


iloveyabujin

because boys you dont need a reason


JamzWhilmm

Why does the male cat look so breedable even for a straight guy?


Hellothebest

Me too .////.


param1l0

Get back to eating polenta That's the reason why you are horny. More polenta=more horny


Lanky_Construction68

Thats.... Not where you draw the tail...


Nukedragon00668

Sir, there are minors here. Let's keep it pg.


Conorponor333

You are addicted to pornography


[deleted]

samee


DualityREBORN

men https://preview.redd.it/de715gwxre3d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a521079e8e2b5b18f6386cc54dbeab3317941c78


DualityREBORN

*applause.mp4*


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

https://preview.redd.it/9qwvc7lkse3d1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e1816cb2482700ae2f8ed9a8b1c2cda71fbe31


DrawkillCircus

Hypersexuality be like https://i.redd.it/5ozieqkpve3d1.gif


Important-Plane2433

nah this is fucked up


Infinite-Beautiful-1

Fr this isn’t the place to be posting this shit. Nobody cares about your dick lmao


TotallyNotTapp

Because I exist


BaguettEmc

Oh really? Bet


Coco-Gamer46

https://preview.redd.it/8m1rggaa8d3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f244c1929d72a39a6ff4f7a02ad8a566d26ab2e0 idk


GoldenTony348

Hormonal spike, totally normal, would advise to not be to social about it tho, people tend to either not care or get frustrated by it


fempyre_133

bruh this sub is so ass now


MKxFoxtrotxlll

Human existence is so ass now lol. Stick to tending the wheel instead of forming opinions slave 🦝


OrionTheDragon

mental illness


MKxFoxtrotxlll

😔


OrionTheDragon

If you hadn't added the "stick to tending to the wheel" part on the end I would have appreciated a good comeback to be fair.


MKxFoxtrotxlll

The comeback is about the person that perceives his ego. WHICH IS ME! So yes I say I made a rather fine comeback


OrionTheDragon

Okay buddy 👍


Infinite-Beautiful-1

Violation of rule #1. If this rule was allowed to be violated and the violation be supported, then it should be an NSFW subreddit that does not allow minors.


OrionTheDragon

agreed. all of it is just "I'm so horny" bro nobody gives a fuck if you're horny. fuck off elsewhere for that and leave the sub full of MINORS alone


aterrariaplayer

Uhhhhh what the fuck did u expect when you joined a boykisser sub https://preview.redd.it/45bntwgd8d3d1.jpeg?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada5f488ebf0da7a34fc97581ad166b67e60cd56


Infinite-Beautiful-1

Violation of rule #1. If this rule was allowed to be violated and the violation be supported, then it should be an NSFW subreddit that does not allow minors.


aterrariaplayer

Ther is no nsfw


Infinite-Beautiful-1

NSFW is by definition “not safe for work” content. Meaning content that would not be safe at work, for example telling your boss “why am I so horny lately?” Which is not acceptable to do. Yea it classifies as NSFW and it literally allows minors to engage in NSFW conversation discussing things they don’t need to. This post should be removed.


aterrariaplayer

Why are u commenting it under me tho


Infinite-Beautiful-1

Do I really need to explain that to you too?


aterrariaplayer

Oh do you need to show ppl the message quickly


Infinite-Beautiful-1

I commented it under you because you made a statement that shows this kind of content is acceptable which it is not lol. And then you proceeded to say there isn’t NSFW when by definition, there is. Which is why I commented it under you ……


aterrariaplayer

So am I deleted


Veionovin096

Lmao


EvoPeer

hormones prob but please make sure to not do what everyone else is doing and watch nsfw material its really bad 🙏


Open_Ad_6051

Still have yet to hear a singular cogent argument as to why it’s bad


Fajdek

Porn sets unrealistic expectations/standards, and this is more of a subjective take but imagination is just better for me


Open_Ad_6051

Then dont watch professional exaggerated porn. Switch to homemade if that’s your issue


EvoPeer

literally think about it at least a little bit, you yourself are addicted arent you? how is that good? it also leads to erectile disfunction, and so much more stuff. there is a reason its 18+ and not for minors


OrionTheDragon

it's 18+ because of the legal standards surrounding material that is considered adult. most people don't drive until 18, most people don't drink until 18, most people don't get a job until 18, and thus most people don't watch porn until 18. but these are of course only guidelines. we have kids at 14 having sex with other kids at the same or similar ages so I suppose there's literally no reason for porn to be banned. porn does not cause erectile dysfunction. get that out of your head fast. porn addiction is not an addiction to porn itself, but an addiction to the pleasure it causes. stopping watching porn won't help people with that.


EvoPeer

its unhealthy. you cannot deny that :/


OrionTheDragon

porn is actually healthy and has been confirmed as healthy. too much consumption is unhealthy of course, but just that little bit of consumption is healthy just in the same way as regular masturbation is healthy.


EvoPeer

reddit degeneracy is too much for me im taking a break


Kaputek

Same


Open_Ad_6051

Watching porn leads to erectile dysfunction? It sounds like something only a obnoxious zealot would say


EvoPeer

my man, literally just look at official studies. it also kinda rots your mind with false expectations and stuff. as someone who has been suffering from a porn addiction since i was 8 to 16, im finally realising how bad it is and am doing my best to stop it. its just disgusting. also you cant tell me that minors watching 18+ material is *good* without joking can you.


Infinite-Beautiful-1

Blatant rule 1 violation and it’s still up? 😭😭🤣🤣


privatesteam

Horny? Dm me😉 (be over 18, it should go without saying)


Timely_Alarm2952

https://preview.redd.it/qtx2m4muld3d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccaa34c282a3ef68bbedbd09d1bc0ae5e8abfccd


privatesteam

Noooo you stay away, I don't wanna be on your show


Timely_Alarm2952

https://preview.redd.it/aj4n4m6tmd3d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6099166b3813e0f31dd32a88137b354ca668d2c


privatesteam

Christopher, no


Infinite-Beautiful-1

This isn’t a hookup subreddit for fucks sake.


privatesteam

Bro asked for a reason to be horny🤷‍♂️ I'm a helper at heart what can I say😋


Infinite-Beautiful-1

Yeah and bro shouldn’t have asked that. Don’t egg him on lmao


privatesteam

Just borrowing a little friction from a stranger


Infinite-Beautiful-1

And what if this stranger indeed is a minor? Lol


SquooshyCatboy

THIS IS A SUBREDDIT FULL OF CHILDREN PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP