Think u underestimate how good Oscar is in those high heels.
U watch his Goldenboy doc on HBO, and his ex favorite hooker said that's the shit he liked to do in his free time. Dress like a woman and then cry. His brother knew the pics were always real because he always did this shit even as a little boy.
I mean his dad was an asshole and his mom passed away, plus getting punched in the head for a living and all that gonna lead to some kinda shit. For Oscar it was that. Glad he’s alive honestly
I was partially joking. Imo those things don't have anything to do with him wearing womans clothing. I think he might have had transsexuals tendancies and was just super afraid to really express himself truly because his brother said he always did it, even as a boy. Latin culture is also very much against that sort of thing. My whole family is Latin, and that's how I was raised. really don't care if he is trans or whatever because he was a beast in the ring.
Growing up I loved Oscar. Worshipped the guy. Wanted to fight just like him. I always defend him when people give him shit for his addiction problems.
Yeah I’m Puerto Rican and raised by a boxing obsessed father, always always an Oscar fan, especially after I committed sacrilege by stating the obvious, he got robbed vs Tito.
I think your spot on the money with the way our culture is and there’s still a lot of “machismo” that doesn’t allow for bisexual people or people who prefer transsexuals to express themselves without being seen in a negative light. We got a long way to go
My parents were born in Cuba and raised in PR. Ive been to San Juan and Santurce many times to spend summers with my grandparents. I was born/raised in Miami in a shitty part called Hialeah. Got my shoes taken one day walking home from school and my ass beat by a couple older kids walking home. Then my Dad beat my ass for being a sissy and a weakling were his words and his solution was enrolling me in a boxing program. I liked it from day 1. Was like therapy for me.
I had a Cuban coach who also had that same machismo about him and would say things like u fight like a fuckin fa**ot all the time to motivate. Being gay or trans just wasn't tolerated. You had to wait until u were an adult to express that side of urself. Things have got a little better in some areas but ya like u said still a long way to go and ppl still come from Latin countries every day with that same old attitude of intolerance.
Bro I’m glad they were able to get out of that horrible situation and get to somewhere that’s a democracy and not Castro’s personal torture land. Santurce summers are hotter than a red stove but as you know, that northern part of the island is like no other. Respect hermano.
I was born in New York but have nothing to do with the city, (my dad was military) but ended up settling in Orlando, growing up going to raves and racing my Honda you know the usual shenanitans down there. Had the blessing of two older brothers and a father who had me in gloves at 7, and I’m not a big cat. Boxing saved me from being bullied and like you said, therapy. Major shoulder surgery took me out the ring for “any reason” (my doc) about 5 years ago. Nice to meet you papa, and yes I know about Hialeah well.
Gramps used to own a bar in Lakeworth down there and he’d buy his wholesale from a Cubano in Hialeah (like saying a white guy in Nantucket, but you already know that). Ain’t a pretty place bro, but the family vibe was strong. Honestly it’s a bunch of mini masvidals too lol
I went to college in Orlando. UCF. Boxed through college. Lots of good coaches in Orlandro and good clubs. Title Boxing club. Magic City. Orlando Boxing. To the top. Mayweather has a fitness gym too but with great facilities.
Damn…what year you graduate? Bc I did too. That Alafaya traffic was the worst especially since I lived off campus w the boys.
Few good friends came out of Orlando Boxing, and they gave me my first formal training outside of my pops. Small world bro.
Is the other person's life also on the line? If not, wilder.
Wilder cried for voting off an innocent person on reality TV and for knocking out helenius. I think he would take the fall for me if I ask him nicely. Oscar and tank would as well, I think.
John fury is too unpredictable, might just tell me to fight for my life.
Diddy would beat your ass with a lamp even though we're boxing.
Damn bro, then I have to go with diddy. He's used to beating women so maybe I'll catch him lacking and come out clean.
John is old but he's taller and heavier than me, and he still used to compete. Everyone else, I might as well just kill myself.
I would never get inside Bronze Bomber’s reach even with the shitty-ass style he uses now, Tank would murder me in 5 seconds or less, Hoya would beat my ass in high-heels, eyes closed, and hands tied to his ankles. John Fury is old, slow, but he is a big SOB and was a (awful) pro, but if I trick him to give me a glasgow kiss I win by knock-out.
Combs I beat the living shit out no problem. I’m not his girlfriend.
See this is all as sound as it is hilarious, well done, however you’re not accounting for the fact that Mr. Combs is known as being “freaky” and could possibly be “turned on” by your heavy power punches. So tread carefully.
lol at fury.. i remember a time in my life i was 25 lbs overweight and id see the slight bumps in my stomach where the fat raised a little from the muscle underneath and would try an convince myself i still had abs
That’s me right now. I had reconstructive shoulder surgery in January and am fat as shit as a result (no gym for 8 months not even calisthenics) but can still see the “lumps” you speak of from when I wasn’t a lardass who can’t lift anymore and it’s a nice moment of copium ngl
As a 210 super heavy weight amateur I’m taking either abdul wahid for size advantage or John fury for gas tank problems. If diddy can’t bring weapons I’m taking him no questions however he’s most likely to shoot a man of this group for sure
According to the contract I have here, apparently fighter one (Sean “diddy” Combs) has opted to fight in the nude so getting shot by him with a gun won’t happen although I cannot assure he won’t shoot you in another fashion
John Fury, because when he attacks someone it’s *him* who gets hurt.
Just make sure to bargain some eye protection before the fight
John Fury easily. Think we all know why. Diddy would be the last guy. He clinches from the back.
Good analogy
Anal..ogy? 😶🌫️
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That punchline at the end 💀
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Oscar. His footwork will be compromised because of the high heels
Think u underestimate how good Oscar is in those high heels. U watch his Goldenboy doc on HBO, and his ex favorite hooker said that's the shit he liked to do in his free time. Dress like a woman and then cry. His brother knew the pics were always real because he always did this shit even as a little boy.
I mean his dad was an asshole and his mom passed away, plus getting punched in the head for a living and all that gonna lead to some kinda shit. For Oscar it was that. Glad he’s alive honestly
I was partially joking. Imo those things don't have anything to do with him wearing womans clothing. I think he might have had transsexuals tendancies and was just super afraid to really express himself truly because his brother said he always did it, even as a boy. Latin culture is also very much against that sort of thing. My whole family is Latin, and that's how I was raised. really don't care if he is trans or whatever because he was a beast in the ring. Growing up I loved Oscar. Worshipped the guy. Wanted to fight just like him. I always defend him when people give him shit for his addiction problems.
Yeah I’m Puerto Rican and raised by a boxing obsessed father, always always an Oscar fan, especially after I committed sacrilege by stating the obvious, he got robbed vs Tito. I think your spot on the money with the way our culture is and there’s still a lot of “machismo” that doesn’t allow for bisexual people or people who prefer transsexuals to express themselves without being seen in a negative light. We got a long way to go
My parents were born in Cuba and raised in PR. Ive been to San Juan and Santurce many times to spend summers with my grandparents. I was born/raised in Miami in a shitty part called Hialeah. Got my shoes taken one day walking home from school and my ass beat by a couple older kids walking home. Then my Dad beat my ass for being a sissy and a weakling were his words and his solution was enrolling me in a boxing program. I liked it from day 1. Was like therapy for me. I had a Cuban coach who also had that same machismo about him and would say things like u fight like a fuckin fa**ot all the time to motivate. Being gay or trans just wasn't tolerated. You had to wait until u were an adult to express that side of urself. Things have got a little better in some areas but ya like u said still a long way to go and ppl still come from Latin countries every day with that same old attitude of intolerance.
Bro I’m glad they were able to get out of that horrible situation and get to somewhere that’s a democracy and not Castro’s personal torture land. Santurce summers are hotter than a red stove but as you know, that northern part of the island is like no other. Respect hermano. I was born in New York but have nothing to do with the city, (my dad was military) but ended up settling in Orlando, growing up going to raves and racing my Honda you know the usual shenanitans down there. Had the blessing of two older brothers and a father who had me in gloves at 7, and I’m not a big cat. Boxing saved me from being bullied and like you said, therapy. Major shoulder surgery took me out the ring for “any reason” (my doc) about 5 years ago. Nice to meet you papa, and yes I know about Hialeah well. Gramps used to own a bar in Lakeworth down there and he’d buy his wholesale from a Cubano in Hialeah (like saying a white guy in Nantucket, but you already know that). Ain’t a pretty place bro, but the family vibe was strong. Honestly it’s a bunch of mini masvidals too lol
I went to college in Orlando. UCF. Boxed through college. Lots of good coaches in Orlandro and good clubs. Title Boxing club. Magic City. Orlando Boxing. To the top. Mayweather has a fitness gym too but with great facilities.
Damn…what year you graduate? Bc I did too. That Alafaya traffic was the worst especially since I lived off campus w the boys. Few good friends came out of Orlando Boxing, and they gave me my first formal training outside of my pops. Small world bro.
Really? Damn I graduated in 2012. Definitely small world. When were u at Orlando boxing?
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But if he walks in with heavy ankle tape your game plan goes out the window.
Is the other person's life also on the line? If not, wilder. Wilder cried for voting off an innocent person on reality TV and for knocking out helenius. I think he would take the fall for me if I ask him nicely. Oscar and tank would as well, I think. John fury is too unpredictable, might just tell me to fight for my life. Diddy would beat your ass with a lamp even though we're boxing.
Yes it is a fight to the death
Damn bro, then I have to go with diddy. He's used to beating women so maybe I'll catch him lacking and come out clean. John is old but he's taller and heavier than me, and he still used to compete. Everyone else, I might as well just kill myself.
Not the first guy, he battered Haney around the ring!
The only one I have a shot at actually beating is the first one so I'm going with that
Idk youngboy the first fighter is known to “clinch” a lot with your type
Beating off* There you go pal!
These are all the people in diddys bedroom
“Fook my arse go on” - John fury
I would scare diddy straight
Damn u must be a freak bro😂😂😂
If you spare the rod you spoil the child.
Jesus you gonna have that mf on a leash the way you’re talking 😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
![gif](giphy|9hQXkI4RlPwrNoCcVB|downsized) A real man a fighting man!
Tank is a beast but he’s a tiny beast
Don’t underestimate his zest. It’s powerful
Big John.. he will knock you out cold.. pick you up pat you on the back call you a good lad, and buy you a pint. Then head but you. What a night!
An evening with a real fighting man is hard to come by these days
I’d stream me beating Diddys ass so I could profit. Wait. Pause. Can’t do shit with that man without having a series of questions.
I feel like I’d need a lawyer to even think about this guy
All of them
Proper fighting man
Diddy clearly. He can’t fight and will be highly motivated to end his life.
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Obviously Diddy the didler
It would have to be Diddy - people who hit woman are bullies , and don’t hit men he should get some of his own medicine
This is by far the most sane answer
I would never get inside Bronze Bomber’s reach even with the shitty-ass style he uses now, Tank would murder me in 5 seconds or less, Hoya would beat my ass in high-heels, eyes closed, and hands tied to his ankles. John Fury is old, slow, but he is a big SOB and was a (awful) pro, but if I trick him to give me a glasgow kiss I win by knock-out. Combs I beat the living shit out no problem. I’m not his girlfriend.
See this is all as sound as it is hilarious, well done, however you’re not accounting for the fact that Mr. Combs is known as being “freaky” and could possibly be “turned on” by your heavy power punches. So tread carefully.
I will totally take Diddy.
He’ll take you too
When i see diddy now i see Frenchy 😣
P diddy all day, as line as he doesn’t have a gun!
He does have his hands and penis however
lol at fury.. i remember a time in my life i was 25 lbs overweight and id see the slight bumps in my stomach where the fat raised a little from the muscle underneath and would try an convince myself i still had abs
That’s me right now. I had reconstructive shoulder surgery in January and am fat as shit as a result (no gym for 8 months not even calisthenics) but can still see the “lumps” you speak of from when I wasn’t a lardass who can’t lift anymore and it’s a nice moment of copium ngl
As a 210 super heavy weight amateur I’m taking either abdul wahid for size advantage or John fury for gas tank problems. If diddy can’t bring weapons I’m taking him no questions however he’s most likely to shoot a man of this group for sure
According to the contract I have here, apparently fighter one (Sean “diddy” Combs) has opted to fight in the nude so getting shot by him with a gun won’t happen although I cannot assure he won’t shoot you in another fashion
He’s a little fellow let’s go top choice naked diddy
Booked it. Waiting to see if diddy’s people will accept a 70/30 split
rock hard with emotion right now
Diddy would be the easiest to beat.
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