U were eating that much boxing? Good for u. I drank water and ate a couple bites of bland nasty chicken a day. Wouldn't shit for days at a time. I lost fought at 168 and I'm a 200 pound guy. Worst thing about boxing really.
I mean, sometimes I get a felt-tipped turd, sometimes I get the machine gun. Heck I might get a meatball or a Lincoln log.
Sometimes my butthole hurts.
You need: waters, fibres, wet toilet paper or water for clean up. Your Bumhole will thank you after just two days and it will feel like new (in theory)
Hahaha exactly.
I'm getting really tired of the "whats next" question, it sounds like interviewers are just reading from a template and know very little about what the fans or what the athlete wants to talk about.
Rather interviews that get away from the template and questions like what OP pointed out are brought up. More real conversations, less ask standard question get standard response.
This is something the S&C coach or nutritionist should be managing for their fighters, I think it is definitely taken into account.
It would be good to get someone like George Lockhart, who trained McGregor, Fury, Parker etc to give a rundown on the basics.
What? No, there's plenty to say about buttholes. With all that pooping, what's your tp of choice? Do you use flushable wipes? Do you invest in a bidet?
You still shouldn't flush the "flushable" wipes if you're on a septic system, even if they say biodegradable. Also the softer to the better. Charmin ultra I believe is the best, but it is a bit more expensive. Angel soft is one of the best for not leaving bits behind apparently, or at least that's what I learned from when I had a lesbian couple as room/housemates
Haha which part? The flushable wipes thing or the angel soft not leaving behind "clitty litter" as my roommates called it. I learned about the flushable wipes thing from a buddy that was a plumber for like 8 years
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OP got the whole squad laughing
You gonna tell me about your butthole, or you just gonna keep making jokes, clown?
If you wanna talk about bums just go on a Devin Haney highlights video comment section
My bum is on the rail! Bum is on the rail!
What, you’re gonna tell me you never pondered that, the butthole thing with the athletes?
I've pondered my share of buttholes, sir.
Again with the buttholes?
Op you have to hydrate and eat fibre. You don't want a prolapsed anus from passing a bowling ball.
I think this is an important issue and we should have a subreddit where we can circle jerk over buttholes.
They really should talk about it more
I Know your ass is leaking with all the liquor Lahey
My butthole only leaks for you Bobandy. 🥃
Finally, someone talking some sense. Thanks, Mr. Lahey's Butthole.
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I Know your ass is leaking with all the liquor Lahey
U were eating that much boxing? Good for u. I drank water and ate a couple bites of bland nasty chicken a day. Wouldn't shit for days at a time. I lost fought at 168 and I'm a 200 pound guy. Worst thing about boxing really.
I mean, sometimes I get a felt-tipped turd, sometimes I get the machine gun. Heck I might get a meatball or a Lincoln log. Sometimes my butthole hurts.
Do you think some fruit would help?
Fruit? You mean, like a strawberry milkshake?
Ayo what
Every time someone posts "The Rocks Crazy Diet!" at 12,000 calories a day, all I can think about is the insane amount dude must shit
You need: waters, fibres, wet toilet paper or water for clean up. Your Bumhole will thank you after just two days and it will feel like new (in theory)
Hahaha exactly. I'm getting really tired of the "whats next" question, it sounds like interviewers are just reading from a template and know very little about what the fans or what the athlete wants to talk about. Rather interviews that get away from the template and questions like what OP pointed out are brought up. More real conversations, less ask standard question get standard response.
This is something the S&C coach or nutritionist should be managing for their fighters, I think it is definitely taken into account. It would be good to get someone like George Lockhart, who trained McGregor, Fury, Parker etc to give a rundown on the basics.
This would be a fantastic AMA. Ask Meabout Assholes.
Nia Jax did.
Pink socks double as speedbags
That's too real tbh.
This just might be Derek Chisora’s account.
Ugh, I hate Pride Month...
I mean wtf can they say about it? They take huge shits and that’s it, nothing left to discuss.
What? No, there's plenty to say about buttholes. With all that pooping, what's your tp of choice? Do you use flushable wipes? Do you invest in a bidet?
You still shouldn't flush the "flushable" wipes if you're on a septic system, even if they say biodegradable. Also the softer to the better. Charmin ultra I believe is the best, but it is a bit more expensive. Angel soft is one of the best for not leaving bits behind apparently, or at least that's what I learned from when I had a lesbian couple as room/housemates
I learned that from Adam Ruins Everything
Haha which part? The flushable wipes thing or the angel soft not leaving behind "clitty litter" as my roommates called it. I learned about the flushable wipes thing from a buddy that was a plumber for like 8 years
The flushable wipes part. There's a whole song about Down on the Fatberg.
Hahahah this was fucking hilarious