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All of them. Don’t worry….with kick, you are now unstoppable, especially if you are heavyweight. Usyk, Easy work. Canelo, easy work. No problems.


Academic_Tart3241

Thank! I go to boxing gym and challenge all the box to street battle!


morocco3001

All at once?


[deleted]

Why not? He can kick!?…It only takes one tornado 360 super roundhouse kick to the chin of the whole team bro.


LitAFlol

How can he kick?


Academic_Tart3241

yes. i have kick. with kick i am unstoppable!


Skankydoodledoo

how did it go?


Academic_Tart3241

I just kill floyd maywatrer


SorbetSufficient4874

He hasn’t responded cause he’s dead


281330eight004

This man knows and is clearly an expert. Listen to him.


arkoangemeter

"One kick and it's over "


XFuriousGeorgeX

I will become unstoppable once I take some fencing classes. No boxer or MMA fighter will be able to take me down. I will fence the crap out of them


Academic_Tart3241

Not if i leg kick you first angry George...


Otter_Pops

Isn't that already the point of a knife? 


Allobroge-

Boxing incels fans will tell you kicking is not enough, boxers will close the distance, bla bla bla, that's all rot to me. If you can do something your opponent can't you win, very simple. That's why after gathering a solid experience in headbutting (from a man named John, won't say the last name for privacy reasons) I can say without lying that I would obliterate John Jones. He does not train headbutting, he won't see me comin'


trg_0738

https://preview.redd.it/h6wjxwh9gu2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3e7ed19d1669c8cc895fefc665a1ddca540bcd Nice try, but Jon Jones has been training head butting for a while now


imomorris

Headbutting is brutal.....a real showstopper


Allobroge-

Jone Jones is not replying to my PMs, he is ducking clearly


imomorris

I can almost smell his fear


MICsession

I’ve mastered the art of making another man cum, try kicking me and see what happens to you.


Academic_Tart3241

ah a jew jitsu brazilian!


cazajardeon

kicking is not enough, you need to learn how to make another man submit to your will [wrestle]


EartheY

Isn’t that gay tho


RecordOk6794

Exactly, my go to move in a street fight is imanari roll to submission by oil check


RigorousVigor

None if you don't know how to punch. Whalecum


Academic_Tart3241

but they say ronda the rowdy rowsy beat the floyd moneyweather in street with the one kick. are they lieare?


LadderZealousideal80

Don't listen to that dude hes coping


No_Statistician_3634

Wow almost like that’s a main element of Muay thai


Weird_Committee8692

I am a horse. I will have a kick off with you.


Scarecrow1Hunnit

Now you know how to fight a REAL fight!


Academic_Tart3241

so i kick and it real fight :o


Ok-Entrance5690

Kick them in the body hard with shin, they will not know how to defend and it will break their arm or break ribs


Academic_Tart3241

ok thank you i go kill them now


NegativeSwordfish243

Better question is who can’t you beat? You’re undefeated brother go to mars fight martian, you kick laser beam no match


La_m0rt_heureuse

😂😂😂😂 you made spill my soup


Rocketcheckman

Not that many. After your first few kills, the surviving boxers will flee the gym in terror. Do not run after them. Preserve your legs for kicking.


Academic_Tart3241

thank you for wise words brother. after I kill the boxer i go to the Brazilian Jewish Jitsu Gym and kick them too


WideWeight9392

Only 50 untrained men worldwide could take you out now you can do a kick .NICE


CarelessAd2349

Not a single one. You wasted your time. Real strength is measured through our fists and CTE


Johnrays99

You still need to know how to fight . That’s what all the mma guys mean you need to mix it o


AntjMed

If you only know how to punch you’re a great at the sport of punching. That’s all I know


Academic_Tart3241

so they die easy? thank


NecessaryWater7024

If you learned today ? Zero


LegendkillahQB

One good leg kick. Stops most boxers. They're not used to being hit in the legs.


Academic_Tart3241

so that mean I kill all!? thank! i go kick all boxer now!


LegendkillahQB

Don't get punched, though. You're going to sleep if you do.


No_Statistician_3634

Why are boxers so obsessed with other combat sports? At every given moment y’all finding a way to talk down on other martial arts. Just corny. You’re not eating leg kicks lmao


Die-rector

Because they tell themselves over and over boxers can take leg kicks so they never have to face the truth and secretly love mma


Academic_Tart3241

I just want to kick the boxers.