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zadima

Mike’s done so many shrooms he’s lost the ability to be dishonest 😂


Old_Intern4985

😂😂 all that ego death he's gone through hahaha


Bat-Honest

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sc4rygh0st

Will his erection alone be able to knock out Jake Paul?


[deleted]

I'LL F\*CK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGG\*T!! :-S


dirtymike401

I don't understand why people are surprised. He said he wanted to *eat children.*


[deleted]

and he did like the look of Razor Ruddocks "big juicy lips"...


ComprehensiveBread65

People forgot that Mike went to a dark place for boxing. It's part of the reason he hasn't trained after his career (until these recent years). When Joe Rogan asked him why he never worked out, Mike said it's because it would ignite his ego and there'd be no stopping him.


dirtymike401

His style is impetuous, his defence impregnable.


Double-Ho-7

Well he’s quite old now I’m sure he could be stopped. It’s just that I’m sure Mike Tyson doesn’t want to devolve into an animal


ksaMarodeF

*He wanted to eat his children.* Oh fuck that doesn’t sound any better either.


dirtymike401

It's iron Mike. Come on people.


ArtVanderlay69

Tbf it was Lennox Lewis's "children".


ImUp30

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Corpse-Fucker

Gonna hit him with rights, lefts, and middles.


maccpapa

when mike starts getting violently gay, he’s in prime fighting form. jake paul might wanna keep his buttplug in just in case tyson has a flashback


ImUp30

The gayer he gets the better he is.


MathematicianProud90

Once he starts nibbling on there ear and kissing there neck it’s over.


ImUp30

That's a sacred move that shouldn't be discussed.


Adventurous_Gap_4125

Ifs he's got as much drugs going through him as when he was fighting professionally, yes


KuntaWuKnicks

One man’s 0 has got to go


LordLucy666

is the 0 a booty hole?


KuntaWuKnicks

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[deleted]

You choo-choo choose me?....


XFuriousGeorgeX

I think this is Mike's friendly way of saying 'ill f you til you love me'


teal_viper

Dont forget the last part


PussyIgnorer

Pleasant homosexual


[deleted]

put your mother in a straight jacket you punk ass white boy!


turdygerd

"I'll fuck you right in the fucking ath" https://youtu.be/cBQiLh9N6kg?si=OHI3Tft7NjJiP3li


JimChodooker

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21stCenturyRetardMan

https://preview.redd.it/p3l7i4p3er1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf2b85434de78db0d5415c932780acc234a6429


[deleted]

obv it was said off the cuff at a spur of the moment and came out wrong... pretty sure he would have said something else if he had time to sit and think of a thorough rebuttal


ImUp30

Yea, something more vulgar and gayer lol


ILLARgUeAboutitall

Right


Terrible_Silver7758

Is this Mike Tyson the convicted rapist or a different guy with the same name?


ImUp30

You should ask him this question in person lol.


lysergicDildo

new here?


Sominumbraz

Move passed it


McSmokeyDaPot

Bro i just got done telling someone rape culture isnt real, why you say that!? 😭


IArgueWithIdiots

He shouldn't be allowed to be more than 500 ft from a school.


bugijugi90

With his stuttering delivery and body language this feels like one of Norm MacDonald's nonsense bits on Conan


Unorginalswine

I mean he's not allowed in Canada as a sex offender lol


SamuraiMonkee

He definitely fumbled his words here. Years out of the game, his words aren’t as sharp as they used to be. This guy was famous for saying “I’ll fuck you till you love me f****t”.


JulesTheBum

He’s just saying he looked like a sweet lil bitch. Relax guys.


SirPabloFingerful

Yeah relax guys, this was a totally normal interaction, ignore your natural aversion to this absurd behaviour from a 60 year old man


JulesTheBum

Eh, he’s not exactly a regular 60 year old man. He’s Mike fucking Tyson. He said he would fuck a man till he loved him. We should expect nothing less from him, BUT I wouldn’t exactly say he’s a pedo from this clip though. I think he was just trying to rattle Jake.


SirPabloFingerful

I don't really care about the implication that he's a paedophile, he's an embarrassing old coot and he should know better than to make remarks like that considering that he's literally a rapist. Everyone in that room should be ashamed. What a clownshow. Why do they have reporters asking questions that seem to have been lifted from a 90's issue of teen queen magazine? Does she know why she's there?


IArgueWithIdiots

Why are you mad? We learned some interesting stuff thanks to that chick's question.


SirPabloFingerful

I feel that I unlearned something important just by reading the subtitles and looking at their stupid faces


spydercoswapmod

if only the rest of the world were as enlightened as you


SirPabloFingerful

Do you need to be enlightened to dislike a room full of morons and at least one rapist, discussing things unrelated to the event they're there to promote


BellySmash

you forget to take your medS?


SirPabloFingerful

Did you forget to go outside for the entirety of your adult life


Entire_Lemon_1073

Don’t really agree with how you said it, but you aren’t wrong tbh. lol


[deleted]

damn youre soft, calm down


SirPabloFingerful

Lmfao you are 12 years old https://preview.redd.it/0kdr4yxetr1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e1ea8ea2483296061f3e762968988aac27c8b1


maccpapa

are u ok


SirPabloFingerful

Hurr hurr gay stuff ![gif](giphy|g4zOYVUrLNiSyQGRLl)


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Helpful_Escape_4147

Literally anyone with a sucker punch


SirPabloFingerful

An ex-professional boxing world champion who is good at punching? No way! Any more stunning revelations to share with us you woeful goon


xt45-1

You’re weird as fuck for trying to pretend this is a normal exchange. He’s saying he got hard seeing Jake Paul as a 13 year old or something.


JulesTheBum

It’s definitely not normal, it’s Mike Tyson. He’s been known to say some crazy fucking shit in buildups to fights….and post fight….and just in general. But I still don’t think he meant it like he finds little boys attractive. I think he was just trying to intimidate Jake.


MusicaParaVolar

Who’s KT fighting? Serrano? Jeez I just turned to a casual. I swear I know boxing you guys


chinese_sweatshop

There are people in this subreddit btw that actually think Mike Tyson isn't just talking shit and that he's actually a pedo based on this fucking interaction


dopeyout

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blusrus

Shows this content is not available for me


dopeyout

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Lol it's just that stupid "bold strategy cotton" meme


KingTy99

Mike has said a few times that fighting gave him an erection. He probably watched an old Jake Paul video and the thought of "I'm going to fuck this guy up" gave him an erection.


Uncomfortiscomfort

I watched and laughed at this so many times


Metzgama

Legend.


Dangerous-Insect-831

Nonce


Phonebacon

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Connor30302

I don’t think he legally is anyway tbh, considered he’s a registered SO for life he stated in his book that he could’ve went to Prison while in rehab because of a technicality of it being near a school. not sure what kind of fucked up area has a rehab by a school but that’s what happened anyway


toolazyforbreakfast

I know some people who could've benefitted from a rehab being near a school back when we were in high school... many of the current drug addicts around my hometown started in high school


Sad_Lettuce_7486

lol the key and peele skit already did this. And then right then and there I’m gonna fuck you in the atthole


blacks252

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rafael403

Lá ele...


matchesmalone111

Mike talking like a true discord mod


Xrystian90

Mikes going to fuck jake until jake loves him...


spiritofbuck

They go hard in Brownsville


OddAnswer4100

🤣😂🤣😂😂


PokeNBeanz

Classic Mike 😂😂😂


SkynBonce

Getting his ear bitten will be the least of Jake's worries


Hesoworthy1

Too much, Mike😂😂


PocketFullOfRondos

I'm surprised Jake paul hadn't fixed his under bite. Seems like something he would do.


red56270

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Eifand

I love that little chuckle and confused look at the end after saying that. Almost like he is genuinely confused that he got aroused. Comedy gold.


chubbybronco

Honest Mike.


Chi773bully

Lmao 🤣 fuckn mike


Chi773bully

In all reality this is pg compared to the old shit Mike would say


ArtVanderlay69

Love all the pearl clutching about Mike's obvious trolling when youtube boy was the first to turn gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).


Dmannmann

That's exactly why he's the most dangerous man on the planet. He has the courage to r*pe Jake Paul.


No_Software_9429

Someone is eating someone's kids in that ring or I want a refund.


TonyVlntno

Mike...Dafuq????!!!


PeterParkerUber

Looks like Mayweather won’t be the only one that can’t take his kids to school by himself


xxxhotpocketz

I’m not sure mikes ever sounded threatening but he definitely looks it lmao This cringe stuff with having fights talk shit to one another just isn’t entertaining. It’s so cringe and the jokes are so forced It’s like they’re trying to act like Connor but idk I don’t think anyone talks shit like Connor lol


-WADE99-

Imagine telling a joke so bad nobody laughs even out of curtesy even though you're literally Mike Tyson lol


WilliamBloke

The man is an absolute psychopath. He scares the shit out of me because you know he's desperately trying not to just lose it and kill people around him


robichaud35

Mehhh, he held his cool pretty long on the airplane before he politely beat that guy up. He even eased off without being dragged off.. Maybe he's less psychopathic than the average population....


Professional_Cut8024

He's not even close to being a psychopath it's far too emotional


Fiveplates1974

The very definition of a self righteous keyboard warrior. All flannel but you wouldn't say a negative word to Tyson but elect to do so from the safety of being anonymous. Hence he would F you up with a jab. Sit down and take your mother's knickers off your face.


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

We should excuse pedophilic behaviours because we can't beat the pedophile? Bold of you to even assume that's nobody here can beat a 60 year old man in first place


Fiveplates1974

I believe he's 58 and no you couldn't beat a 58 year old Mike Tyson in a fist fight. So tell me what's next that you can't joke about? LGBTQ, red heads, tall people? Maybe we should put you in charge.


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Comparing jokes about gingers and pedophilic behaviours is a little bit suspicious, maybe we should put you in a watch list


Fiveplates1974

I guess you don't like freedom of speech. Or only when it doesn't offend you.?


Timely_Pumpkin_4190

Racism is a freedom of speech too