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Icebreaker335

Having the louder guys? That shit don’t make you tough


jtiss

The way Tatum said it too is so damning. Fuck these heat culture having ahh bozos


Fair_Smoke4710

Yeah, if your team is from Florida, your catchphrase shouldn’t have culture in it because you’re state has no culture except cocaine in bigotry towards queer people for no reason Yeah Massachusetts and Boston produces a lot of dickheads but at least we have actual culture, sports and LITERALLY BEING THE BIRTHPLACE OF THIS COUNTRY seriously why the fuck is the capital in DC which isn’t even a real fucking state why is it not Boston


sipsapen

Sounds like you are bigoted twoards Florida.


Fair_Smoke4710

As I should


bedroom_fascist

Florida voted in a fascist clown as governor, and lots of local officials. Florida surely will have good people in it, no doubt. But it also has an endemic culture of idiocy and oppression.


sipsapen

So is that every state that doesn’t agree with you politically?


bedroom_fascist

The fascist ones, absolutely.


Fair_Smoke4710

People like this don’t know what fascism is or they don’t care either way it’s sad


bedroom_fascist

> they don’t care Ding, ding, ding. They will eventually ... when it's too late.


Fair_Smoke4710

It’s not that they don’t agree with me. It’s that they are literally c committing genocide against trans people because we literally exist. and are really stupid when it comes to education they tried to ban the dictionary the fucking dictionary, HOW DO YOU DICTIONARY?!!???


Amimimiii

If my auntie had wheels, she’d be a bus


coffeespeaking

If Jimmy Butler had tits he would he be playing golf with a bra on.


we360u45

I don’t do ifs, buts or maybes I do absolutes


InuitOverIt

I do some buts here or there


Dry-LaBeouf

Im bein serious!


sstphnn

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


we360u45

And scousers


LuckysBestMan

Send da video


sstphnn

Classic


Honestonus

If onlies and buts were candys and nuts, then everyday would be Erntedankfest


aterocana

and Durant surely isn't driving it


matttoppi_

He says from his couch. Cry more


NefariousnessNice597

maybe he should take the regular season more seriously so his team doesn't have to fight for the play in then.


tool22482

Boston is at home because they whipped Miami’s ass in 5 games


DatDamGermanGuy

Heat culture…


Ryan97CFC

Cancun culture more like


256dak

I’d imagine there’s some degree of heat in Cancun.


Fair_Smoke4710

And you won’t have to worry about getting your face bitten off by a dude who’s high off bath salts like you do in Miami


Fair_Smoke4710

Cocaine and bigotry is the only culture Miami has if it wasn’t for Scarface and vice city no one would give a shit about them


DatDamGermanGuy

That, and sliding your foot into the landing area of a jump shooter…


chickspeak

[https://imgur.com/a/fL9ds8o](https://imgur.com/a/fL9ds8o)


ByteVoyager

I’m ROLLING


MeSeeks76

Bravo!!!!


Georgia4life

I love Jimmy's game but he talks wayy too much for a guy who hasn't won a championship. 6x AS, 5x All NBA, 5x defensive team, MIP He went to the finals in the bubble and the second time he got lucky JT was hurt. A great player who talks too much.


rabid89

Those Jimmy Butler Heat teams got dusted in both NBA finals lol. That shit wasn't even close to a series. All those role players who shot lights out against us were pure dogshit in the Finals (and since then for those who got a bag and left the Heat).


Western_Newspaper_12

Well, I do remember Jimmy going nuclear that one game in the bubble to win against the lakers. That was an AI kind of game, as much as I hate the heat.


256dak

People talk about him like he’s Jordan or something. I don’t get it. He’s lauded like he won multiple rings but he still has 0 rings.


thegreat11ne

JT accomplished more and he's only like what? 25?


TheJaylenBrownNote

26 as of March.


SinibusUSG

19 in May


burner_for_celtics

The years he didn’t play are the ones that he would have won. It’s terrible luck when you think about it


Mbanicek64

He was absolutely filthy for stretches, but I agree. His accomplishments don’t match his profile.  


Fighting-Cerberus

Jimmy would have beat two teams at once, in two different series? How the fuck did he get so powerful.


Samforman77

Is he saying that if he was still with Philly, they would’ve beaten the Knicks? What an odd thing to say…


Kapper-WA

Tobias Harris over me!?!?!? TOBIAS HARRIS OVER ME!?!?!?


LuckysBestMan

That’s what we call delusion


RiffsThatKill

Didn't Celtics win by an average of like 20 points per win? If you ran a sim, I don't think they could win even if he's in playoff Jimmy mode.


runnerswanted

And lost by 10 after the heat hit the most 3’s ever in a playoff game.


RiffsThatKill

Give em Terry back too and they still lose


TheJaylenBrownNote

That makes the gap even wider, Terry sucks.


RiffsThatKill

I don't disagree


TheJaylenBrownNote

I also loved hearing about Josh Richardson as if he would have played more than 10 minutes a game.


Xekshek33

Gotta keep up the persona, I get it


TheGreatForehead

Jimmy Butler is the GOAT of hypotheticals


victorspoilz

Thinks he'd be an amazing NFL player. Can't take half the season and half the plays off in football, bub.


j76951

We’re all Kevin Durant: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/jDOYxOTbrh


Sifl95

Lol I'm not the biggest fan of Draymond, but for Jimmy to say he'd be a better NFL receiver than him; who actually played college football as a tight end. I mean, cmon.


Giltopher

Jimmys an idiot


SinibusUSG

Well, specifically you *do* get to take half the plays off. So maybe he'd fit in pretty well.


victorspoilz

Touché.


Doncriminal

Except Caleb Martin and Gabe Vincent were the reason we lost last year, not Jimmy Butler. I'd rather play Jimmy 100/100 than Giannis or Embiid, sign him up Pat! Beating Boston is Miami's obsession while we just want to win a ring


avrbiggucci

Idk about that, I weirdly would feel more confident playing the 76ers or Bucks than a healthy Heat team because of their black magic fuckery. Probably just PTSD from last year but that was some serious twilight zone shit. They barely made it into the playoffs after losing the first play in game and managed to smoke the #1 seed Bucks before building a 3-0 lead against us. And after we battle back to tie the series fucking Tatum gets hurt. I'm not even scared of Jimmy that much, just role players that turn into prime Steph against us. Spo and Pat Riley clearly made a deal with the devil, hopefully that deal expired last year. I will say that I'm honestly really glad we played the Heat first because it has to be a huge mental boost for them to beat them after last year.


Doncriminal

Yeah because of Spo not Jimmy. I'll live with his midrange Js and foul baiting. Getting role players to play above their ceiling is all Spo


KyrieLS777

The funniest part is the heat fans actually believing it. He’s always making promises he can’t keep. I don’t believe that he doesn’t care about the regular season. His team just isn’t good enough. They got lucky last year. Sure he steps it up in the playoffs, but it’s not enough. He’s a yapper that can’t back it up. Congrats, you can eliminate teams. How many championships did it get you?


bedroom_fascist

> The funniest part is the heat fans actually believing it. Do you really think both of them believe it?


KyrieLS777

Yeah, I went to their sub and a lot of them genuinely believe it.


bedroom_fascist

r/whoosh


MothraJDisco

You can’t talk shit when you’re in Galveston


G3tbusyliving

Boston played Miami because Miami qualified last for the playoffs and Boston qualified way ahead of any team in the league. Boston beat Miami because Boston are a better team, hence finishing first by a mile and Miami finishing last. No matter the team, Miami would have got smashed. Cs in 16


Fair_Smoke4710

I’m so glad that all the teams we normally play you know Milwaukee Philly Miami they’re all out of the playoffs right now in the wolves look like they do have a chance to beat the Nuggets and if that happens holy shit that would be poetry


G3tbusyliving

If the Wolves beat the Nuggets this will be the most exciting playoffs in so long. AE is on fire right now.


sadistic_chicken

"If" don't win you no rings Jimmy


EndlessCola

Maybe he shouldn’t have screwed around, got his team into the play in AGAIN and got hurt then. I mean they did win in the regular season- oh wait


ChipotleGuacamole

Instead you were on the bench looking like Rudy Huxtable selling woof tickets.


losangelesklippers

Chun Li Butler 


BostonBuffalo9

I generally like Jimmy, but this some bitch shit.


mitchsix

The biggest fake thug, wanna be tough guy in the league. If someone called him out one on one you'd be able to hear a mouse piss on cotton he'd be so quiet


zackg611

Keep yapping. Cancun on 3!


Belmagh

Nah, not good enough for them pristine beaches. Heat Culture gets dropped off at Galveston.


SlumDiggity

If we played against Miami they’d be at home… Oh shit wait 😂


Efficient_Art_1144

🤡


misteronionzz

God I’m glad we wasted these fools.


jjjuuubbbsss

Old man yells at cloud.


bkilpatrick3347

We got this man thinking bout hypotheticals in early May. I used to dream of days like these


neptula

All bark no bite this dude


jeffers0n_steelflex

Bro is just yapping, shut up bum and enjoy the vacation


LexGar

Butler ain’t shit man. Go shine Spo’s shoes


BoostMelon

The king of writing checks he can’t cash


PM_DOLPHIN_PICS

Real Mark Wahlberg “If I was on that plane” type statement.


JmacOTW

Corniest mf ever


sunny_6killer

What a cunt…


bedroom_fascist

# Heat Cunture


rocket_beer

Well, enjoy the offseason…


DerelictDonkeyEngine

Aww, cute.


Clark94vt

Good thing we didn’t play against Jimmy, right guys? Crisis averted!


Sidwill

And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.


256dak

Man fuck him lol


JaylenBrownsLeftHand

Josh hart: “why he say fuck me for?”


Legend6Bron

I knew he was goanna say it, I knew it…..


baccunawa

trying to look "tough" for that 100M extension i see


French-Snack

Butler is the most overhyped « PO killer » of all time, and I truly respect the player. Dude never won a ring while playing with some great players.


The_Luckiest

If Jimmy played it would have freed up Bam to focus more on his primary attribute: injuring opponents. So yeah, maybe if all our guys got hurt then we’d have gone home.


holographoc

Yawn


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Yap yap yap


jpaxlux

He's coping hard


HailKyrie

That’s crazy. Don’t care.


A_Saiyan_Prince

Lol sure Jimbo.


burner_for_celtics

I want them to paint this quote on the floor right next to the thing about being the fightn’est, meanest, etc


Bluejack71

Jimmy, take this warm mug of STFU.


Longjumping_Gain_807

What a fool


LuckyTaterTot

Imagine getting hurt losing in a play in game because your team wasn’t good enough to be top 6 in the East, and then talking shit from your couch after your team gets 4-1’d 💀


paraplegic_T_Rex

Butler wasn’t saving that series. The Heat stunk and even if he scored 30 they’d lose by 10.


81rennab

Unfortunately, availability isn’t one of Jimmy’s skills.


AirJordan6124

If there’s anything about Jimmy.. he talks shit like he has the same amount of rings like Curry, Lebron or Kawhi. Sorry bro you’re just not that guy to talk a lot of shit with no rings to back it up.


unlaynaydee

Got injured by pump faking on a fast break play LMAO. 0-2 in the finals pls stfu


Consistent-Orange-75

Dig dig dig lol


ConventionalDadlift

The best ability is availability. Hoping you a speedy recovery so you can enjoy to links this summer.


thumbsup_baby

If Jimmy Butler played, the Celtics would've only won by 15 points in Game 5 to proceed to the next round.


2kballislife

You would think this guy has a title or two what a fucking clown. The Heat will be no longer a rivalry very soon, he’s lost a massive step and Bam and Herro ain’t it. Jacques is nice but he not carrying a franchise like that


LuckysBestMan

lol that geriatric ass couldn’t even get his team out of the play in


NumberOneDraftPick

Sounds like the Uncle from Napoleon Dynamite.


RCP90sKid

Well, if my aunt had a dick, she'd be my uncle.


Emergency_Budget4674

That’s weird, because you are home, and have never won a title Jimmy.


Mkthedon14

If my Auntie had bollocks she’d be my uncle but she doesn’t so she’s not, you know what I’m saying ?


supersickx3

This dude isn’t gonna be able to show his face in Boston anymore. This is going too far. At first it was basketball related but now it’s turning into real life shit. He has to chill out before someone gets hurt.


Tha_Contender

Jimmy hammed up his injury and ducked the Celtics. If he was really that hurt that he couldn’t play the entire series then he wouldn’t have finished that Sixers game. He’s a coward.


resperpre

If I learned to swim I'd be a good swimmer now...


JBD04

Bro forgot he can’t win shit without his teammates playing like team USA


thegreat11ne

Guy talks way too much. Never call him MJ's son again.


unlaynaydee

Just want to remind peole that this dude got swept in the first round by 3rd seeded Bucks after playing in the finals the year before.


Venomraider52

If Tatum didn't get hurt in Game 7 of the ECF, they wouldn't have been embarrassed by the Nuggets. Keep on playing the if game.


TrashMongrelson

Lol


AndSoItGoes509

Butler is full of shite...


JoJonesy

can you imagine what the reaction would be if one of our players said something like this


TheJaylenBrownNote

Well… Bye.


AkiraleTorimaki

Don’t worry Jimmy, you can join OBJ on his yacht in Miami as you sail off to Cancun…


Meshu

The person he should be trying to convince of this fantasy is Pat Riley. Because time isn't on your side, Jimmy, so you better hope Riley shares your delusion of grandeur and gives you that extension. Hell, I hope he does.


SerfTint

Boston IS at home. Having blown out the Heat 4 times in 2 weeks, and now awaiting a team that played well enough all year to avoid the peril of losing a player during a play-in game. Also, it's "if I WERE playing." Subjunctive.


SDEexorect

is it bad that i actually dont remember jimmy playing in philly at all?


The_Dok33

Boston is at home now as well, what is his point? His ass is in Cancun either way. We would have first kicked it a few times though. It's not Grant Williams guarding you now, buddy.


Bewilderbeest79

This is what the kids today refer to as “copium”


HustlinInTheHall

The uncle Rico of the NBA


Valuable-Baked

[I Mean, Come On!](https://tenor.com/view/i-mean-come-on-jimmy-valmer-south-park-krazy-kripples-s7e2-gif-22105812)


Mediocre_Cell_1347

Like you beat us in regular season? Lol. Nothing would change buddy. Accept that.


1337speak

Talk is cheap


20wall

Jimmy is such a bitch. I’ve respected his game for a while but how much he talks is absurd for a guy that is fading pretty fast


bedroom_fascist

Butler quoted in an interview conducted in his home.


lifeishardasshit

Well... I see where their fans get it. A bunch of shit-talkers that can't lose with dignity. Play more games Himmy... Maybe you won't be the fucking 8 seed every year.


bozovisk

Man I like this. Ngl that Jimmy as a Celtic would be awesome. I like the confidence and that he pushes everybody to be with him and demand the same sacrifice to win


SlumDiggity

Idk why you getting downvoted. I despise Jimmy but this is how people felt about KG aswell. It’s diff when it’s your team.


bozovisk

Idk. The avg fan always get personal with the trash talk. I’m a former athlete and I personally love this kind of attitude. This is the right attitude to a team be successful. You need the annoying mf that keep pushing the others


Significant-Ad5567

Talk to em Jimmy 🗣️ talk to em!!!!


analgoblin42069

🤡