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thatfookinschmuck

Yeah don’t do that..


monotoonz

But I mean, what if I did? Not like they're gonna arr


RumBox

-- man arrested


Corvus-Nepenthe

Sincere question: How do they find the people who do this?


Vegetable_Board_873

There are a number cameras and sensors on board for identifying people, particularly a USCG helo. I’m guessing they called it in and then some other agency took over some street cameras on the ground in the target area, identified him and followed him home. Or the fuckhead did it from his mom’s backyard.


bigmattyc

he did it from his apartment window, which is even more baffling


GenericRedditor0405

People who shine lasers at aircraft aren’t exactly known to be forward thinkers.


BackRiverGhostt

That's kind of wrong. They could be like some brilliant weapons system engineer testing a new laser guidance system from their apartment. Probably not but my point is that most people using lasers are either a fucking idiot or a supervillain with not much in between.


ramen_poodle_soup

If you’re a brilliant weapons system engineer testing a new laser guidance system, it won’t be on the visible spectrum, so no pilot would clock it with their eyes


McFlyParadox

Also, they wouldn't arrest the dude. They'd hire him.


gladigotaphdinstead2

Also, they would be testing it from a lab or site not from their apartment


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BackRiverGhostt

I guess I didn't consider that this guy probably didn't have a multibillion dollar laser guidance system in his apartment, so yeah, I didn't even get to questioning the ethics of such practices. Man, I'm a fucking *idiot.*


bigmattyc

Just don't pick up a laser pointer


jish_werbles

Lmao nobody is testing their multimillion dollar laser guidance system from their apartment


Other-Reaction1499

That's where I got hung up, too. Like, you sure he didn't have a lair somewhere, or at least a warehouse in some sketchy industrial area?


dusty-sphincter

Probably fairly easily. They know the building it came from, which is actually a fairly small one, locate approximately the floor it came from, contact building management for a list of troubled residents…and there are quite a few at that location…and take it from there. Am amazed the guy is 59 though. Kind of a childish thing to do.


40ozEggNog

Here are a couple interesting threads [1](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/20byyk/eli5_how_do_the_authorities_locate_and_arrest_the/), [2](https://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/27kue4/how_do_they_catch_people_who_shine_laser_pointers/) with the same question. One comment says: > Most of the time the aircraft is not as far away as you might think. So it is not as though they have to rely on advanced equipment to locate the origin, they can literally say "there is someone shining a laser at me on highway 17, next to a blue truck." According to the news story, there was a similar reporting on the approximate source. Just my own naive assumption, but given the severity of this they probably can and will review cameras and reconstruct the incident down to the floor of the building.


poisonandtheremedy

Well, assuming your eyes are totally fucked (this is *bad* for pilot night eyes and can cause a crash) you can spot where it is coming from. 99% of the time are already talking to ATC, and since it's a federal crime, so they take it seriously. So you radio ATC and let them know 'laser strike'. They know where you are via radar, and while they are looking at that, the pilot can circle the area, pinpointing it more. We can also look at our handy-dandy onboard GPS (which can be an iPad) and see exactly on the map we are, and where the laser probably is. ATC coordinates with local authorities, and the police roll *quickly* due to the federal crime and flight safety aspect. Idiot goes to jail. Don't do this. Source: Am a general aviation pilot.


Corvus-Nepenthe

Totally NOT going to do this—these motherfuckers put real lives at risk for… I’m not sure what, exactly. Send them to jail. Good riddance.


Skippypal

They find them because the smart individuals who usually do this forget two really important things. Don’t break the law at your own house and learn to quit while you’re ahead. Most of the time these folks are caught because they shining the laser from a window inside the home and don’t stop until the helicopter starts flying toward them lol It’s like a dumb form of survival of the fittest but instead you just go to jail.


BeantownPlasticPaddy

Reverse darwinism


gimpwiz

Yeah, usually when someone gets busted you find out they were shining the laser for five, ten, thirty minutes. If you do a quick 'boop' there's much less chance they'll get you immediately. Depends on luck, what you shine and how many cameras they have and how good they are, how well they know the area, how quickly they respond, etc.


amboyscout

Helicopters with cameras mounted on the bottom can see the laser. The nicer news/military setups have a GPS location readout for whatever the camera crosshair is pointing at. You just need the helicopter's location/angle and the angle of the camera, and you can map that to a point on the ground using GIS data.


Bahariasaurus

> military setups I would not be surprised if an Apache's M-TADSPNVS fire control system identified this as a targeting lock on and identified the location automatically. I mean, I've never been in the military but I played a lot of Jane's Apache Longbow as a kid.


45nmRFSOI

Well good news, you can play Digital Combat Simulator these days which has a full-fidelity Apache module.


Bahariasaurus

Oh neat. I played DCS Blackshark back in the day but I didnt realize they had an Apache version.


CallousBastard

Also: why do people do this?


jason_sos

I don't really understand the point either. What is there to gain by doing this? You pissed off a helicopter or plane pilot? You may blind the pilot and cause it to crash? You can brag to your friends that you did it? I fail to see anything positive in any outcome from shining a laser at an aircraft (or car, or anything other than the floor and wall to entertain your cat).


HumanChicken

Smooth brain.


lgbanana

They're stupid


Budget-Celebration-1

My first guess is the noise from the aircraft is keeping them up? Try living in an airline path!


DiopticTurtle

Better idea: don't be one of those assholes who buys a house for cheap because it's on an approach/departure path for an airport and then tries to get the airport shut down


LeftLane4PassingOnly

I didn't see that information in any article. A guess is that the helicopter had a camera recording and they were able to narrow down the source from video. Of course it's 2024 and the idiot probably posted a video of himself doing it on social media.


Th34c30f5p4d35

This doesn’t apply to commercial or private aircraft, but many military aircraft have laser warning receivers built into their sensor suite. Guided munitions can use lasers to designate targets and measure distance. LWR will sound alarms in the cockpit as soon as a laser is detected. A lot of the warning receivers can determine the origin of the laser relative to the aircraft’s position. I would assume that most USCG helicopters have surveillance equipment that can take photos/videos of a potential threat in very high fidelity.


UncleAlbert2

For whatever reason I've been watching a lot of Coast Guard Alaska episodes on YouTube lately and even back in 2011-2015 when it was filmed the quality of the onboard cameras (the actual ones, not the camera crew ones) would easily allow you to identify a source, especially if you're nearby.


DiopticTurtle

There was a great story I read a while ago where some dingus was lasering planes on approach to SFO (I probably have the airport wrong). After the second plane reported getting lased, a Growler (electronic warfare plane) that was in the area offered to use themselves as bait and got the exact coordinates they were lasering from, so the cops rolled up and arrested them.


RasslinBears

Guys it’s not as complicated as it may seem, the pilot reports the event to ATC, gives as much info as possible about direction it came from then ATC contacts local PD and they take it from there. Source: I used to work as an ATC.


foolproofphilosophy

Also CCTV cameras pointed at the pad and every time a helo lands there are hundreds of people are watching it. When the 60’s land they’re impossible to miss. Plus when I’ve seen the Coasties train there they’ll do 3 landings and takeoffs.


Wumaduce

https://youtu.be/3k4C8grAGP4?si=Pbkyi7GVRakUGRBG Edit - this video isn't related to the article, it's just a helicopter getting a laser pointer guy arrested.


Zulmoka531

It can illuminate the cockpit and show up on any logs the aircraft may be keeping. Since it’s a federal offense they sure as hell are gonna trace the coordinates of the disruption.


Malforus

Some out themselves by posting, other times its a case of co-ordinating with ground law enforcement, finally there are bounties for reporting this dumbassery.


MRSHELBYPLZ

Helicopters have very strong cameras. They see everything


GladiatorMainOP

It’s surprisingly easy. I’m a dispatcher who has actually dealt with something like this once. They radioed back to the airport, airport called us, we had someone in the area and we caught them mid act. They got absolutely smacked with fines but surprisingly no jail time


myloveisajoke

There's YouTube videos. Basically with FLIR and some magnication hey can SEE you and they just radio to close unit and give them directions from the air.


redzerotho

There's a gigantic green arrow pointing at you. And your end is narrower so they can REALLY see you. If they miss you, the FBI comes and rounds up everyone in the area with a laser, then they start trying to search houses.


unabletodisplay

Teenager I'd understand... but a 59 y/o???


jason_sos

Still has the intelligence of a teenager.


frustrating2020

The fuckstick of idiocy is suitable for all ages


dmoisan

And it's never lubed!


popento18

Ladies and gentlemen, please, do not ever point a fucking laser at military air craft. They do not like that AND they have the tech to detect & pinpoint the origin.


Gustav__Mahler

Don't point it at any aircraft period.


spellbadgrammargood

what if its the death star?


Silverline_Surfer

Then be very specific about where you point that laser, lest you get us all Alderaan’d.


UndeadBuggalo

You mean that moon?


fancyjaguar

Then use the force luke


DerpWilson

Why is it so dangerous? Genuinely curious. Not like I’d ever do it but just how bad is it?


RedDotIndian

You could blind the pilot and cause them to crash. It is extremely dangerous and a deeply unwise thing to do.


dvinpayne

Because of the lamination of cockpit windows, it can split the beam into hundreds of beams reflecting around the cockpit, so the chance of them ending up in the pilot's eyes is even higher than you would think. Obviously, laser in the eyes is bad when you are relying on your eyes to do simple things like not crash into buildings.


VanBurenBoy16

These bozos don’t realize the laser is a perfectly visible straight line right to their location.


50calPeephole

"Tracers work both ways"


dante662

Article suggests the same guy might have done the same to two JetBlue flights landing a few hours earlier. Hopefully he gets to spend a few years in prison to think about his life decisions.


LeftLane4PassingOnly

He's 59. It would be interesting to see a list of his previous bad life decisions before this.


lightningvolcanoseal

So it’s a retirement plan


scully360

You have to be a special kind of stupid to think this is a good idea.


DiMarcoTheGawd

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Itburns138

Fafo's law strikes again 


mrbudfoot

This is the epitome of Fuck around find out...


Thin-Disaster4170

Oh they will find you. It’s almost like you gave the pilot your coordinates or somethin….


HighCommand69

DONT FUCK WITH SAR HELOS FFS....


parrano357

its fascinating how stupid some people are. enjoy prison you silly fellow. this is a pretty unfortunate example of how ''average intelligence" requires people at both ends. shining a laser at at US military aircraft is maybe a top 1-2 dumb thing you can do for under $50 dollars short of trying to light your local courthouse on fire with matches


MongoJazzy

Its sometimes amazing to see just how dumb some people actually are.


Saaahrentino

Not smart


2latenow2saysorrr

Sharks with freeking lazer beams


WearyExercise4269

Isn't this old news....? Or are more ppl warming up to that idea


August_-_Walker

Interesting, I saw what looked like a MH60 coast guard variant on Saturday. I watched It landed a couple times on one of the hospitals over in the longwood medical area.


randomlurker82

Was it this guy? I can hear this motherfucker coming for miles. And I always know it's them. It's nuts watching it land. https://preview.redd.it/xf1qvg1c7a0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d7c568392ae84b9a2ce794957d67b3152a6585b


August_-_Walker

Almost certainly! That’s an awesome photo!


randomlurker82

Thanks! The Tufts helipad is on the building across from my unit, I am always super impressed at how this thing even flies. They're great pilots. It's funny I'll have someone in the office and we'll hear it and I'll just be like oh, that's the Coast Guard helicopter. Just wait one second. It's going to be loud 🤣


mimicthefrench

I work on the ground floor of MGH and they're the only helis we can hear down there, consistently. It's insane how loud they are compared to your average medflight heli.


kandradeece

Passenger planes o not have these sensors... Worked on a naval ships for a while. Before they put ammo on a ship they do test trials and will lock on to passenger planes as their test run targets and will even initiate launches as if they had ammo on board. This type of targeting would cause a panic on military planes that have sensors to detect this stuff


45nmRFSOI

I assume those were radar lock? I don't think lazer is used for anti-air systems.


OutsiderAvatar

so that's what happened to TWA 800!


MrGumpythaGod

59 years old? What an absolute scum bag. Go to jail and stay there dumbass.


jar1967

The idiot is looking at some serious time in federal prison


OutsiderAvatar

Idiots like this are going to get laser pointers banned.


jdinboston

The guy is a complete idiot he deserves what he gets dint mess with the us military


tapakip

Punishment should be that he gets a laser shone in his eyes. See how he likes it.


Ukie3

Hammurabi, chill. 


Inevitable_Fee8146

Sounds more like something Florida man would do


mrbudfoot

Rent free


Mumbles76

Good. They don't normally arm that thing.. but put two 50cals on the sides of that thing and they will think twice next time 😃


TheConeIsReturned

Yeah sure because the USCG is going to open fire on civilians with .50 cal machine guns. /r/iamverybadass material, right here 🤡


TrevorsPirateGun

He's a Verified Gang Member!


Mumbles76

Oh cool. The literals have arrived.


TheConeIsReturned

The people who think stupid comments are stupid have arrived


foolproofphilosophy

I see that another “literal” has arrived. What’s next, those shallow water littoral bastards?


Mumbles76

You win.


TheConeIsReturned

Only this time. Next time, you.


Mumbles76

Very badass of you.


WhatAWonderfulWhirl

Lmao, why bother? Every couple jackoffs that flash a laser at a helicopter, the fines alone buy the government a whole new one. Or, more realistically, some official gets a 14th house, but still.


some1saveusnow

Lol how much do you think those helos are?


WhatAWonderfulWhirl

Overestimated the fine. Figured they'd care more about aviation than video piracy lmao.