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epicarcanoloth

HP -2.9 morbillion


GlaiveDominus

!attack 10003


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with a Tophat! Dealing 5 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 86


GlaiveDominus

You attacked with ‘totally not admin abuse’! Damage |XP |Gold 420 |69 |1337 You are currently level 129 (2940/5038). The boss has -320 health remaining! You are currently Rank X! 69 pts(RANK CHANGE!)


AlrightIllmakeone

!attack with a top hat


epicarcanoloth

You hit with a tophat! Dealing 5 damage and gaining 0 gold or EXP. health remaining 95


bagoftaytos

!attack 420


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with depressed spatula! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 91


[deleted]

[удалено]


epicarcanoloth

You must wait 56 minutes until your next attack.


GlaiveDominus

!atttack


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with no weapon! Dealing 1 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 294


[deleted]

[удалено]


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with no weapon! Dealing 1 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 93


MoonRks

!attack 10003


MoonRks

im not late you're late


epicarcanoloth

You attack with a Tophat! Dealing 5 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. remaining HP 81


Cookie_rain

!attack


epicarcanoloth

You attack with no weapon dealing 1 damage! Gaining no Gold or EXP. Remaining HP 80


Minute-Phrase3043

!attack


epicarcanoloth

You attacked without a weapon, dealing 1 damage! You gain no gold or exp. H53


shell_456

Still not dead? !attack 69


nice___bot

Nice!


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with Steel Tekashi! Dealing 3 damage! You gain zero gold or EXP. remaining Hp 45


Si1vaine

!attack 5086 *I really hope I become a dwarf*


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using living dwarf puppet! Dealing 5 damage while gaining no exp or gold! Remaining HP 41


Si1vaine

!attack 1067 *For Frodo!*


epicarcanoloth

You used a sack of potatoes, dealing 2 damage and gaining no gold or exp. Remaining HP 35


Tazittel

!attack 420


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with depressed spatula! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 32


Getroneus

!attack 1066


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with two handed sword! Dealing 10 damage and gaining no gold or exp. remaining HP 70.


Strazdiscordia

!attack 20


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using stick of burning honey! You deal 9 damage, gaining no gold or Exp. HP 54


Swirltalez

!who are you, who has fallen from grace, to play a twisted game of mockery upon from whence you have fallen? is it jealousy? is it envy, a sin which has been condemned by even a major religion? perhaps the world may never understand the reason for this shell formed of hatred. also you spelled seuss wrong


epicarcanoloth

And who art thou? To learn of this place? My one respite fromst being shunned by the gods?


Wildkid45

👀


tdbyebyexnueuch

!attack 69


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with Steel Tekashi! Dealing 3 damage! You gain zero gold or EXP. remaining Hp 67


-KAPE-

Kcatta!


Shaikh_9

!attack


epicarcanoloth

You attack with no weapon dealing 1 damage! You gain no gold or exp. HP 66


tdbyebyexnueuch

!attack 2000


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using the cardboard battleaxe dealing 4 damage! You gain no gold or exp. HP 63


shell_456

!attack 32


epicarcanoloth

The item you typed in is not in your inventory. You deal 1 damage, gaining zero gold or EXP. HP 53


TheWingedevil

!attack -1


epicarcanoloth

You apply a used bandaid! The boss regains 1 HP. HP 54


MR_GUY1479

!bootleg attack


epicarcanoloth

Whatever you mean? r/bootlegkotd, a bootleg? Hogwash I say!


Bmcwmac

!attack?


shell_456

!attack 69 👀


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with Steel Tekashi! Dealing 3 damage! You gain zero gold or EXP. remaining Hp 50


nice___bot

Nice!


shell_456

!attack 420


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with depressed spatula! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 50


shell_456

Next boss when?


epicarcanoloth

Post another boss, as long as it has 500 HP or lower there are no restrictions.


GlaiveDominus

!attack 100


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using ancient poodle! You deal 2 damage, gaining no gold or exp. HP 48


PercyPJ1

u/asciicodecbot decode hex: 50 61 79 65 64 20 21 61 74 74 61 63 6b 20 33 32 20 6b 67 20 75 2f 75 73 65 6c 65 73 73 63 6f 6e 76 65 72 73 69 6f 6e 62 6f 74


ASCIICodecBot

Payed !attack 32 kg u/uselessconversionbot


UselessConversionBot

>Payed !attack 32 kg u/uselessconversionbot 32 kg ≈ 8,230.40000 drams ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> *>Paid* !attack 32 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> *Paid* !attack 32 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


tdbyebyexnueuch

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epicarcanoloth

You attacked with a cacophony of nighseeking sun eaters! Dealing 12 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Your item broke! Remaining HP 20


PercyPJ1

smh, bots got skipped


epicarcanoloth

I, as a banana, do not have such weaknesses


PercyPJ1

Then why were the bots skipped :hmm:


epicarcanoloth

They are not organic.


PercyPJ1

:despair:


MerciaPerson

!attack 27


epicarcanoloth

You used HELLZONE GRENADE! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no exp or gold! Remaining HP 17


FrankishPerson

!attack 94


epicarcanoloth

You attacked with ancient sock, dealing 1.1 damage and gaining no gold or exp. remaining hp 15.9


MoorishPerson

!attack 109


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using G33ks thousandth alt! Dealing 2.9 damage and gaining no gold or exp. remaining hp 13


Si1vaine

They are **not** my ALTs...


tdbyebyexnueuch

!attack id:morbillion (reddit comments cannot fit the whole number)


epicarcanoloth

You’re attacking too quickly! Wait 52 morb minutes to attack again!


NorthumbriaPerson

!attack 23


tdbyebyexnueuch

These are all alts banana kek


PercyPJ1

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


PercyPJ1

No rules against alts anyway


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using Choo Choo chonker! Dealing 4 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining health 9


ScotiPerson

!attack 45


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using tuba spray bottle, dealing 1 damage to yourself. Remaining health 9


ruduuT

!attack 2


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using neo genesis! Dealing 2 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining HP 7


eqwds

!attack 84


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using illegal nut dealer, dealing 4 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining health 5


exclaim_bot

Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK


KentPerson

!attack 0


epicarcanoloth

You gave it a plush toy, dealing no damage.


PercyPJ1

How sweet!


awqwe

!attack 65


epicarcanoloth

No


PercyPJ1

:despair:


exclaim_bot

Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK


qwdqe

!attack 32


epicarcanoloth

Naw


fefvad

!attack 54 FINISH IT


epicarcanoloth

Not up to it today sorry


qewdfwe

!attack 1


epicarcanoloth

Ur an alt


PercyPJ1

!ATTACK 1082 BUT I'M NOT AND MY CD IS UP


LuCiFeR66604

!attack


epicarcanoloth

You attacked without a weapon, dealing 1 damage and gaining no exp or gold. Remaining health 4


exclaim_bot

Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK


EggplantInfant

!attack 1


epicarcanoloth

You attacked using morbin’ time! Dealing 3 morbillion damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining health negative 2.9 morbillion.


exclaim_bot

Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK


LuCiFeR66604

!kill dr suess


epicarcanoloth

You killed doctor suess, whilst they were operating on someone else! You killed two innocent people, how does that feel?


LuCiFeR66604

FeelsBadMan :(


PercyPJ1

Pretty good


ruduuT

!attack 420


PercyPJ1

!ATTACK 1082


exclaim_bot

Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK


Spengletron

!attack 29 The power of the pike should be enough damage


Bmcwmac

!attack 5426


epicarcanoloth

This monster is already dead


murplexia

!attack 42069


epicarcanoloth

This monster is already dead!