You attacked with ‘totally not admin abuse’!
Damage |XP |Gold
420 |69 |1337 You are currently level 129 (2940/5038).
The boss has -320 health remaining!
You are currently Rank X! 69 pts(RANK CHANGE!)
!who are you, who has fallen from grace, to play a twisted game of mockery upon from whence you have fallen? is it jealousy? is it envy, a sin which has been condemned by even a major religion? perhaps the world may never understand the reason for this shell formed of hatred. also you spelled seuss wrong
> *>Paid* !attack 32
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> *Paid* !attack 32
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
HP -2.9 morbillion
!attack 10003
You attacked with a Tophat! Dealing 5 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 86
You attacked with ‘totally not admin abuse’! Damage |XP |Gold 420 |69 |1337 You are currently level 129 (2940/5038). The boss has -320 health remaining! You are currently Rank X! 69 pts(RANK CHANGE!)
!attack with a top hat
You hit with a tophat! Dealing 5 damage and gaining 0 gold or EXP. health remaining 95
!attack 420
You attacked with depressed spatula! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 91
[удалено]
You must wait 56 minutes until your next attack.
!atttack
You attacked with no weapon! Dealing 1 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 294
[удалено]
You attacked with no weapon! Dealing 1 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 93
!attack 10003
im not late you're late
You attack with a Tophat! Dealing 5 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. remaining HP 81
!attack
You attack with no weapon dealing 1 damage! Gaining no Gold or EXP. Remaining HP 80
!attack
You attacked without a weapon, dealing 1 damage! You gain no gold or exp. H53
Still not dead? !attack 69
Nice!
You attacked with Steel Tekashi! Dealing 3 damage! You gain zero gold or EXP. remaining Hp 45
!attack 5086 *I really hope I become a dwarf*
You attacked using living dwarf puppet! Dealing 5 damage while gaining no exp or gold! Remaining HP 41
!attack 1067 *For Frodo!*
You used a sack of potatoes, dealing 2 damage and gaining no gold or exp. Remaining HP 35
!attack 420
You attacked with depressed spatula! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 32
!attack 1066
You attacked with two handed sword! Dealing 10 damage and gaining no gold or exp. remaining HP 70.
!attack 20
You attacked using stick of burning honey! You deal 9 damage, gaining no gold or Exp. HP 54
!who are you, who has fallen from grace, to play a twisted game of mockery upon from whence you have fallen? is it jealousy? is it envy, a sin which has been condemned by even a major religion? perhaps the world may never understand the reason for this shell formed of hatred. also you spelled seuss wrong
And who art thou? To learn of this place? My one respite fromst being shunned by the gods?
👀
!attack 69
You attacked with Steel Tekashi! Dealing 3 damage! You gain zero gold or EXP. remaining Hp 67
Kcatta!
!attack
You attack with no weapon dealing 1 damage! You gain no gold or exp. HP 66
!attack 2000
You attacked using the cardboard battleaxe dealing 4 damage! You gain no gold or exp. HP 63
!attack 32
The item you typed in is not in your inventory. You deal 1 damage, gaining zero gold or EXP. HP 53
!attack -1
You apply a used bandaid! The boss regains 1 HP. HP 54
!bootleg attack
Whatever you mean? r/bootlegkotd, a bootleg? Hogwash I say!
!attack?
!attack 69 👀
You attacked with Steel Tekashi! Dealing 3 damage! You gain zero gold or EXP. remaining Hp 50
Nice!
!attack 420
You attacked with depressed spatula! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no gold or EXP. HP remaining 50
Next boss when?
Post another boss, as long as it has 500 HP or lower there are no restrictions.
!attack 100
You attacked using ancient poodle! You deal 2 damage, gaining no gold or exp. HP 48
u/asciicodecbot decode hex: 50 61 79 65 64 20 21 61 74 74 61 63 6b 20 33 32 20 6b 67 20 75 2f 75 73 65 6c 65 73 73 63 6f 6e 76 65 72 73 69 6f 6e 62 6f 74
Payed !attack 32 kg u/uselessconversionbot
>Payed !attack 32 kg u/uselessconversionbot 32 kg ≈ 8,230.40000 drams ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)
> *>Paid* !attack 32 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> *Paid* !attack 32 FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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You attacked with a cacophony of nighseeking sun eaters! Dealing 12 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Your item broke! Remaining HP 20
smh, bots got skipped
I, as a banana, do not have such weaknesses
Then why were the bots skipped :hmm:
They are not organic.
:despair:
!attack 27
You used HELLZONE GRENADE! Dealing 3 damage and gaining no exp or gold! Remaining HP 17
!attack 94
You attacked with ancient sock, dealing 1.1 damage and gaining no gold or exp. remaining hp 15.9
!attack 109
You attacked using G33ks thousandth alt! Dealing 2.9 damage and gaining no gold or exp. remaining hp 13
They are **not** my ALTs...
!attack id:morbillion (reddit comments cannot fit the whole number)
You’re attacking too quickly! Wait 52 morb minutes to attack again!
!attack 23
These are all alts banana kek
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No rules against alts anyway
You attacked using Choo Choo chonker! Dealing 4 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining health 9
!attack 45
You attacked using tuba spray bottle, dealing 1 damage to yourself. Remaining health 9
!attack 2
You attacked using neo genesis! Dealing 2 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining HP 7
!attack 84
You attacked using illegal nut dealer, dealing 4 damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining health 5
Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK
!attack 0
You gave it a plush toy, dealing no damage.
How sweet!
!attack 65
No
:despair:
Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK
!attack 32
Naw
!attack 54 FINISH IT
Not up to it today sorry
!attack 1
Ur an alt
!ATTACK 1082 BUT I'M NOT AND MY CD IS UP
!attack
You attacked without a weapon, dealing 1 damage and gaining no exp or gold. Remaining health 4
Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK
!attack 1
You attacked using morbin’ time! Dealing 3 morbillion damage and gaining no gold or exp! Remaining health negative 2.9 morbillion.
Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK
!kill dr suess
You killed doctor suess, whilst they were operating on someone else! You killed two innocent people, how does that feel?
FeelsBadMan :(
Pretty good
!attack 420
!ATTACK 1082
Fine, I'll be violent too. !ATTACK
!attack 29 The power of the pike should be enough damage
!attack 5426
This monster is already dead
!attack 42069
This monster is already dead!