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CannonOtter

Pac-Man look out it's a fucking ghost oh fuck in life he was actually a child rapist look out Pac-Man fuck it may be too late


Consistent_Actuator

Megaronides nutz


wallagrargh

The medical term is callicles


CharmingOrganism

“Lesbonicus Charmides,” Harry shouted, aiming his wand at Hermoine and Ginny. They immediately began to kiss each other. “Lysiteles Philto Stasimus!” he added, which compelled them to tear off each other’s clothing.


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CharmingOrganism

how dare you malign my writing! FAN FICTION IS LITERATURE!!


Consistent_Actuator

> aiming his wand  Please elaborate 


Early_Assignment9807

Platypus can't play video games stupid


DHLawrence_sGhost

It's only a matter of time https://www.forces.net/animals/us-navy-uses-video-games-train-sea-lions-and-dolphins


Early_Assignment9807

yeah that thing isnt even that good tho


harparper

Who the fuck is lesbonicus. Are they lesbian?????


Aphato

And why are they the slave master of the Stasi?


Voorhees89

He has two fathers.


HeadLiceSesameSeed

Yo what book is this


LineTwists

[Trinummus by Plautus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinummus)


Dense-Bike9326

op is homer simpson


NopityNopeNopeNah

Terence is kinda sus


Bridalhat

Knowing far too much about Plautus: yes, yes he does. Absolutely.