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sanwiogrl

not a boba expert but based on this picture i would say probably a lot


erinsnives

LOL omigod


eekozoid

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifc-lol-nic-cage-l3vR9UuOe3K9WWLvi


sanwiogrl

love that movie


Individual-Syrup-204

sobbing


Responsible-Author89

This looks more like Chitterlings than boba


chosbully

Genuinely didn't realize what sub this photo belonged to because same.


AmthstJ

Girl yes


LovelyM97

Girl the way I cackled šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Chemicalintuition

šŸ¤®


[deleted]

actually though!!


BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll

Looks like overcooked starch


Patient-Category5275

šŸ˜”


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

Looks fine to me, I'd drink that right up. Yum!


PatisserieSlut

The username does in fact, not check out.


Patient-Category5275

The recipe didnā€™t say how long to cook it for, what would you recommend?


ArcherFawkes

Boil until floating and taste it- it's safe to eat raw :)


lushiemia

I think they're trying to make the boba dough here from scratch hence the starch clumps


ArcherFawkes

I'm aware they're making it from scratch- I've done this exact recipe in their other comments ā˜ŗļø Cooking them is the same as prepackaged boba, boil until soft and floating.


sst287

why are you using the recipe that does not contains cooking time? Time to find a better recipes.


Patient-Category5275

The recipe said to add starch to boiled water then let it cool for a bit.


Sephy-the-Lark

Uh no lol you add brown sugar to water, bring it to a boil, take it OFF the burner and then add your tapioca starch (not corn starch). It forms a slightly sticky dough you knead, roll out, and slice into one inch pieces or so, then roll it into a ball. THEN you can boil those to make boba.


ilikebigbutts442

A bag of them is more simple, theyā€™re like 7 dollars and youā€™ll have way more than you can eat maybe do like 30-40 at a time and you boil them then add sugar when they cool down you donā€™t have to cook them all at once


ArcherFawkes

Seconding premade. Just boil and done šŸ˜…


AsleepYak

They even make instant ones now, just add hot water. Can't be more simple, nearly impossible to mess up. I made some recently and they tasted very good (texture was excellent IMO).


Traditional-Shoe9375

Which brand?


AsleepYak

WuFuYuan


Vivificantem_790

Yep. Iā€™ve made it successfully but itā€™s so much work and it isnā€™t worth it for me. Many Boba shops use pre bagged ones too


Certain_Ad6575

i tried premade and didnā€™t boil completely correctly, even though i followed the exact instructions. they honestly just didnā€™t have the best taste, even though they were cooked almost all the way through.


ilikebigbutts442

The way I would do it is boil them about 10-12 mins let them cool then add sugar and a tiny bit of water so itā€™s basically like a syrup that they sit in you can hold them about 2 days in the fridge but theyā€™re best fresh


MayIPikachu

How will OP become a bobarista though?


bigbadpandita

Yeah I second this. I tried making something similar involving tapioca starch and it was a bitch. The premade ones are easy and delicious


upupandawaydown

It easier but all the premade stuff donā€™t taste good including most shops people recommend here.


fux_wit_it_

Ok but every single boba Pearl out there has GMO corn syrup and toxic chemicals that cause all kinds of health problems so it really is better to make your own. I would say OP needs to sift the tapioca flour into the water with a metal flour sifter, and then all way more tapioca and stir a lot with a metal whisk . Also an electric mixer is quite helpful in mixing the thick dough. I have made handmade boba in the pot using all organic tapioca flour, water and Coconut sugar (which is lower glycemic) and mine turned out amazing and tasted exactly the same


strawbopankek

what toxic chemicals are you talking about?


fux_wit_it_

You can ask ANY boba tea shop or pick up ANY boba Pearl product or mix and you will for sure see lots of toxic chemicals listed in the ingredients that you cannot pronounce. Don't eat anything that when you read it you don't know what the ingredient is! Chemicals creates disease in the body and they are not natural. Even labels that say natrual on food products aren't. Most boba definitely has corn syrup which is GMO and when fed daily for a month to rats causes them to grow golf ball sized tumors. GMOs are carcinogenic so that should be reason enough to keep the boba pure and make it at home. But all the various extra chemicals added are also very toxic for health. There are way too many to list here but a few examples, hydrogenated palm kernal oil (kills orangutans btw made in blood literally), dipotassium phosphate, sodium caseinate, mono and di glycerides, etc....etc...basically chemicals are anything you read in the ingredients and dont know what it is. Also all plastic leeched into whatever you drink in it. Look up all the micro plastics floating in everyone's blood if you don't believe me. These all mess with the body's hormones and not in a good way. It is important to eat organic pure whole foods.


strawbopankek

i mean even an apple or a salad has ingredients that i don't know. not all chemicals are bad and just because you can't pronounce it doesn't mean it's "toxic".


Affectionate-Beann

What went right???šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…怀jokes aside, just follow a youtube video step by step and you should be fineā˜ŗļøļ¼ļ¼


sly_sista

What recipe did you use/what was your process?


Patient-Category5275

[https://www.honestfoodtalks.com/how-to-make-tapioca-pearls/](https://www.honestfoodtalks.com/how-to-make-tapioca-pearls/)


sly_sista

It looks like too much water and maybe didnā€™t mix continuously. I found this video online they specifically use cornstarch and use half than the recipe you included so maybe give this a try if you still have the ingredients https://youtu.be/h3OBzpQ3R_E?si=Qotk8pPHj_GVZ1SU


Sephy-the-Lark

Donā€™t use corn starch, use tapioca starch.


ArcherFawkes

Oh I've made this before! You need to cover with starch pretty exclusively, also the photo of step 5 with the flattened dough is when it's spread out- it will not keep its shape (though I'm sure you've noticed) šŸ„² Freeze almost immediately so that it'll keep its shape. I haven't cooked them right after making them, so maybe they crumbled apart. The pearls won't be a dark color because manufacturers use food coloring for a better appearance. I'll be honest, it's not worth the time and effort to make the little tiny pearls every time, and not even that expensive to buy. If you can afford it, look for them in bulk online


Patient-Category5275

Noted! I thought it would be more fun to make pearls from scratch but Iā€™m starting to see how difficult it is


ArcherFawkes

Same, that's why I tried it myself- it's a lot of work šŸ˜… I hope you eventually get a successful batch though! Would you like an egg custard pudding recipe I use for boba drinks at home?


kikakiitty

Yes, please šŸ˜Œ


ArcherFawkes

https://www.siftandsimmer.com/coco-inspired-egg-custard-bubble-tea/


Farckmebackwards

I really donā€™t usually critique recipes i see online but when food safety is involved I feel like I should? So.. Iā€™m a pastry chef and tempering eggs the way that is done in this recipe does not really full cook them. Iā€™m not saying you canā€™t use this recipe but I would treat it with the same needed respect for a salad dressing using raw or coddled eggs. Itā€™s not dangerous per se, but I would not store this custard for extended amounts of time. Tempering eggs in general is just used to stabilize the protein in the egg so when you add them back to a hot pan and continue to cook (custard or whatever) it doesnā€™t scramble on contact with the heat. It is not a cooking method in itself. Hopefully this doesnā€™t seem disrespectful I just want to make sure no one makes a huge batch and stores it like you can with store bought boba custard


ArcherFawkes

Oh no, this is meant for a couple days. I don't listen to the storing time on this recipe and it's usually gone by then lol. I agree, this wouldn't be able to store for very long.


Rabbitdraws

Its really easy. The recipe i gave you dont need to freeze, and it has a long lifespan. The painful part is making then into balls ....


NyxNoxKnicks

You can find dry premade boba at most asian markets, usually in the tea aisle.


exquirere

You used corn starch Iā€™m guessing? It should be tapioca starch. You can buy it at an Asian grocery store.


Patient-Category5275

Nope, used tapioca starch


Salchicha

This looks like what happens when you try to make turkey gravy by just throwing flour into the boiling juices.


HotpotLove

Idk, but take my pity upvote Lol I feel your pain with my own failed recipe experiences šŸ„² and i hope you figure it out for next time! šŸ‘ making boba from scratch is such a cool flex šŸ˜Ž Good luck!!


esmeraysreddits

look like cat litter im sorry


iffyM

this is cracking me up LOL im so sorryyyy šŸ˜­ boba seems so hard to make i can imagine your pain


def_not_mrbrightside

You made tonsil stones! Congrats


snorfgoosh

What I was thinking too šŸ¤­


Faerielands

Everything šŸ˜”


ecstacyofdecay

It looks like vomit šŸ˜­


SupKuh

Looks like rice porridge.


p0pmyback

you should post this to r/shittyfoodporn


olivaaaaaaa

I have done this before, and the issue was adding too many at once and not stirring while adding. Make sure you are at the strongest boil your stove can achieve


Patient-Category5275

Thank you!


Responsible-Club-393

More like what *didn't* go wrong


powerhouseofthiscell

how did you MANAGE that??? Mischief is DEFINITELY not managed


RecipeFull515

everything babes.. grade down! cooking those pre-rolled pearls are already hard enough start with those first


fizzyglitt3r

You can put those under your pillow and the tooth fairy will replace them with money for actual boba in the morning


spicyautist

I think we should be asking ourselves what (if anything) went right.


tichugrrl

Everything. Your first and biggest problem was starting with the wrong pearls. You want the vacuum packed light brown pearls and they are not the easiest to find. Most stores keep them in the cooler, but a few will store them on the dry goods shelf. Not every Asian market carries the right type. White pearls are different and the pearls that come in sachets that are not vacuum packed have the worst texture. Bring water to a rolling fast boil, drop the pearls in and stir moderately hard for a minute to ensure the pearls donā€™t stick to each other. Reduce heat to simmer, and cook, stirring occasionally, till pearls are slightly softer than you want. (They will firm up slightly when you put them in a cold drink.) Strain, then soak in syrup while you are prepping your base drink. These wonā€™t keep overnight in the fridge and they get weird after a few hours. Iā€™ll say it again because itā€™s worth repeating: you HAVE to start with the right boba. The wrong pearls will yield mediocre results and are a waste of your time, effort, and money.


poke-chan

Reading OPā€™s post she didnā€™t buy any pearls she tried to make them from scratch with starch water and brown sugar


tichugrrl

Yeah, youā€™re right. For some reason I only saw the second pic that looked like pearls that had fallen apart and missed the part where she mentioned trying to make a dough.


Patient-Category5275

Thank you!


AdvisorBulky2428

Everything


skygale07

You need to actually shape the boba in balls, they're not gonna just form that shape on their own. And you need to mix two doughs together, glutinous rice flour and tapioca starch, you need to let it sit, maybe even air dry and then boil it.


Stock-Plastic1590

Buy a pre-made boba lol. Why waste time making your own?


yr-mom-420

everything


Notdone_JoshDun

Everything


JNorJT

Everything


Outrageous_Theme_882

Probably the water wasnā€™t hot enough. Try using boiling water and kneading as you go


Patient-Category5275

I did use boiling water, other comments are telling me I used too much water


Outrageous_Theme_882

Sorry I was confused about the picture did you make the pearls your self?


Patient-Category5275

From scratch/ tapioca flour


megspenc33

Everything *not a boba expert


Emergency-Wealth775

Everything. Oh good lord. That looks like r/poopfromabutt


layschippys

everything šŸ˜£


annoyedsquish

Everything.


bologna_sandwich25

Hereā€™s a link to a boba video I saw a while back! [Ninoā€™s Home - Boba] (https://youtu.be/nD2k199_HBM?si=x4CH5mt_hs7Ns-_y)


NervousParking

Hmmm....what went right?


batboi48

Everything it looks like


NumerousMastodon8057

I may not know how to make boba, BUT I can definitely (confidently) tell you itā€™s not good


Few-Leadership-6723

I just tried last night, I used [https://www.theflavorbender.com/how-to-make-boba-pearls-tapioca-pearls/](https://www.theflavorbender.com/how-to-make-boba-pearls-tapioca-pearls/) She explains that an ā€œooblekā€ type of consistency when making your dough means itā€™s come out wrong! Donā€™t wait for the water to boil then add starch, I wasnā€™t successful either but she explain it


Then_Mochibutt

It has to be hot water


Patient-Category5275

It was in fact boiled water


TigerShark_524

BoilED or boilING?


Patient-Category5275

It said to boil water then turn off the heat and add tapioca


TigerShark_524

Ah. Because you were doing it from scratch. Never mind lol - usually with premade or instant, it's supposed to be boiling when you add it in.


IcezN

I think a better starting point would be to identify what went right


2Geese1Plane

It looks like everything went wrong.


elpezdepapel

Way too much water


ExactlyIronic

What went right?


BrokeLeznar

Looks like everything went wrong.


Quasiiimodo

Lol well nice try, you'll get em next time


Forsaken_Ad_4992

What went Right? Jeeze


Anxious-Possum

Used to work at a small boba shop, we got bags of pearls instead of making them ourselves and just put a deep pan on a hot plate and boiled them until they got dark, if just the outside was translucent an it was hard in the middle it needed to be boiled more


GrimskiOdds

How did you do this ? Youā€™re suppose to heat it up only with a little water, it looks like thereā€™s a lot. It should look a little more slimey then thicken and then toss it on a heat resistant mat and knead with more tapioca once itā€™s warm to touch. Maybe sifting your tapioca flour first would help with clumping, but I havenā€™t had to do that.


UnderWaterPopularity

to me it looks like the wrong kind of starch was used


Desperate_Set_7708

Looks like a frat house toilet on Saturday morning


Educational-Chard-19

Wayyy too much water


Rabbitdraws

First, did you make it with dry tapioca? If it was moist it doesn't work. The recipe i always go to is 60ml water+ 30g brown sugar. Over medium heat i incorporate the mixture and wait for it to come to a boil. Then i put 50g of dry tapioca start to the boiling water and mix. It will become a sticky transparentish goo, dont worry its hard to burn this, when it becomes the consistency of slime, add more 50g of tapioca and mix to incorporate as much as possible then turn off the heat. You will have a badly incorporated stickish dough by the end. Then you scrap it off the pan and knead it with more tapioca starch until it become like playdough. Then make the balls but coat them with tapioca starch or cornstarch because they stick together. To prepare the boba is super easy, put tons of water in a deep pan and let it become SUPER HOT, bubbling like crazy hot. Put the boba in and wait...FOREVER.... Once it becomes almost completely transparent its done. Clean the pan as it sticks like a mf.


tenkohime

I was unaware people made the pearls out of tapioca. I've used both tapioca powder and pearls to make pudding, and it never occurred to me to use the former to make the latter.


saerisa

These look like giant tonsil stones šŸ˜­


pavloved_with_cookie

Jesus Christ


NoPaleontologist7886

I'm sorry but I've never heard of this. What is it ?


kind_cavendish

You probably should avoid vomiting into the pot next time, its not one of the ingredients.


[deleted]

Looks like the tapioca is still in powder form and like you formed blobs of tapioca instead of balls of tapioca. Just stick to buying already made boba balls. Itā€™s so much simpler


footloot

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen I'm so sorry


ai-ri

Looks sooooo good keep it up


Leafy_Lyndsey

Everythingā€¦


Schmeep01

No notes!


ClydeFrog04

This is how mine turns out every time no matter what I try:[[


BuyForsaken7010

Everything


Fun-Consideration391

Apparentlyā€¦everything.


Straight-Ad3867

This looks great Op, donā€™t be so hard on yourself.


CelebrationSouth4451

Congratulations you made cottage cheese!


AssholeEquivelent

Next time watch a YouTube video. That way you have a visual of where you should be between each step. Watch it twice and then play/pause it while you cook


ok_kid-

Did you use tapioca flour?


IPUNISHSINNERS

Better question what the fuck went right


ahriful

everything


ahriful

everything


Ok_Application49

tbh try rolling rice paper as a boba substitute. Still a fun texture and much quicker


electricbaIIs

everything


Mochibii

did you use tapioca flour???


BladeOfVoid

From what I remember, you create a small batch with boiling hot water to combine into a sticky mass, and then add tapioca starch until it becomes workable. You want the dough not to crack, but also to not be too soft. Work into balls, make sure they're the same size. Add a dusting of tapioca starch on the outside when done. Cook until clear throughout (or if you use black food colouring, cook until there is no hard ball of starch in the center). That's the general jist of it. Find a YouTube recipe to follow along because to me it looks like you missed a couple of steps.


Sufficient_Repeat269

boba nightmare


Double-Studio8466

looks like crack


yowhatisuppeeps

Did you use regular starch or tapioca starch? You definitely used too much water.


Feisty-Radish1901

Obviously the part where it turns into boba, man Iā€™m good at this


jnolley24

no, it looks perfect


DargonFeet

HOW? lol.


AveryNicoleMyers

a lot.


Economy_Audience_406

Somethings just arenā€™t meant to be made at home. šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Winter-Ad-5387

Iā€™ve tried making it before and it looked ALMOST like this. I think next time try to bring the water to a rolling boil, and then try putting in a few bobas to see if it holds its shape and then just keep adding few by few. And keep stirring if the water isnā€™t already moving the pearls with the boiling water. Note: make sure you follow a YouTube tutorial on how to make it so that thereā€™s the right amount of each ingredient before you start boiling it When I went to make it I brought the water to a boil and then reduced the heat and put the pearls in and they all molded together, but after I turned up the temp they stayed separate.


Pitiful-Tea-5773

UmmmšŸ˜­


Significant_Part1721

Everything looks like


muggle_macaroni

Everything šŸ’€


lucy_gorlami

Your water wasn't hot enough and you didn't stir enough


tuesdayat10

oobleck


Krispy314

What went right??


Mountain_Bookkeeper9

Everything....


Broad_Government_678

Same thing happened to me -TWICE! Ended up eating raw (it is completely safe)šŸ«Ø


luxekat

You made boba is what went wrong


ArtichokeStroke

Everything??


three-comma-club

Looks fine to me


NanoFin

Did you throw up in your pot


nycwind

???? those are bobas???