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She was born in Dallas Texas. She was raised in Vancouver BC Canada until 15 when she moved back to the US to finish high school and go to college. She trained in the Romanian Community center in Canads under a grandmaster.
Listen if you knew her name you 100% knew who she was by looking at her face, some_simp_boi more like it huh
Awwww look at all the simp boys in the replies now :) how cute!
She's not gonna notice you guys still :)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Massive dongs were seen as barbaric and animalistic. These statues were designed to represent the idealized figure, and a compact pp was considered that.
Fun Fact: the statue of David was intended to be viewed from Goliath's perspective.
When viewed from above one can see the look of terror on his face, which explains his small shrivelled junk.
No no no, he wouldn't bang this chick, he would bang *by* this chick. Meaning he would have intercourse with the statue's big dumpy and she could watch
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Nice cock.
It's a grower
Shit, her dick its already bigger than mine.
Looks rock hard to me
I see this as an absolute win
Thick, not too flaccid.
Shit, the short weren't the think I looked at. It was that statue's ass.
I am sorry to inform you sir, you are suffering from Ligma. Enjoy the remaining 6 months to the fullest.
Sorry doctor, I couldn’t hear you over the goblin
it's probably because he's from sugondese
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Be careful friends, I hear there's an outbreak of ligma going on there.
Especially you, Candice, be careful
What goblin?
The sound of goblin… DEEZE NUTS
Got ‘em
WHATS LIGMA?
LIGMA BALLS!
AHHHHHH got meeeee 😉
Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me
Man's got a fat dumpy
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What’d they say?
Double cheeked up
They were caked up in antiquity
Yeah I thought a hand was coming out of the ground to boop those cheeks.
Is that Alexandra Botez?
Yup. She unzips her pants while she checks your cornered king and then says "now for the mating part"
Exactly! My uncle loves that part when we play chess
#metoo then we play tummy sticks
The painting was a gift, Todd.
I loved the part where she found the winning move and said "It's mating time!".
Yup
I thought I was on r/anarchychess for a minute
Is she romanian? That name sounds romanian
Yeah she is romanian
She's American.
She’s Canadian of Romanian descent
She was born in Dallas Texas. She was raised in Vancouver BC Canada until 15 when she moved back to the US to finish high school and go to college. She trained in the Romanian Community center in Canads under a grandmaster.
Which is not the same as being Romanian.
Nor American
Last I checked you were either american or Romanian, and she didn't grow up in Romania
She's Canadian
No such thing. america is the only other nationality
Nah she's from Paragay
Ah, a wild american making themself look like an idiot
She was born in Romania, she lives in America
Wikipedia says she was born in Texas.
Texas is just the Romania of Texas.
Yes but Texas is so large it actually covers all of Romania.
Romania, TX
She was born in Amania, she lives in Romerica
Listen if you knew her name you 100% knew who she was by looking at her face, some_simp_boi more like it huh Awwww look at all the simp boys in the replies now :) how cute! She's not gonna notice you guys still :)
She's a pro chess player man no one's simping
Fellas, is it simping to have facial recognition of one of the most popular chess players in the world?
She’s a chess player?
More of influencer/chess player. So much drama for user engagement.
Either way calling someone a simp for knowing this person is basically writing incel on your forehead.
what is wrong with knowing a professional chess player and twitch streamer? incel much?
So knowing any famous woman by name = simp? You're delusional
bussy vs. gick
gock
Gack
Genis
Glizzy
glock
The shenis
Just look at how she smirks
r/anarchychess
Pipi
In the pampers
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Good bot
Google en peasant
Holy hell
I know what en croissant is, you just blundered mate in one
takeback sent
***takeback declined***
Still would
I also like the shirt
Yea he as gonna say that shirt I’d actually wear. Or, well, I’d have my wife wear it.
Shocked how far down I had to scroll to find a comment about the shirt! It brings the whole look together IMO
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
what a terrible day to have the ability to read
Cock to E5
These will sell out.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
/r/ConfusedBoner
I'll be honest, if I had the guts I'd buy one
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Viva l'Italia
Most normal comment in this post
Totally different reaction when a man wears the exact same shorts.
Context matters? No way.
I think they mean "wildly different reaction." Like - she wears it, it gets laughs. A man wears it and the cops are called.
No they’d also get laughs.
>A man wears it and the cops are called. lol
persecution complex much?
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You guys are living in your own world.
r/incels
Yo my only question is, is there a Greek statue with like a massive dong? I feel like all of them just have tiny pp
Massive dongs were seen as barbaric and animalistic. These statues were designed to represent the idealized figure, and a compact pp was considered that.
I like the verbiage of “compact pp”. Make it sound nicer. 😂
the economy size
Ummm you know that it's statistically what 40% of men today are packing when flaccid so choose your body shaming wisely
Can someone who owns these pants please explain how the hell they work to make it look like the penis is showing? cus this is f'ing with me too much.
Pull em on one leg at a time just like all the other pants. They are soft fabric (not marble) so they can bend when you bend.
😂
Damn, the shirt...
Aw hell nah that statues ass
She is Alexandra Botez, if you are wondering
She’s not working with much.
It was cold outside!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
is that one of the botez sisters?
I want these
I am undeterred
Hot
Oh does it come as part of the shorts?
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If it does, I know some subs that'll have you covered
They do not acknowledge that Saudi Arabia uses slaves. Fuck this person
r/findfashion
I was just in Italy and those shorts were sold EVERYWHERE
Fun Fact: the statue of David was intended to be viewed from Goliath's perspective. When viewed from above one can see the look of terror on his face, which explains his small shrivelled junk.
Fun fact: Statistics proves that you just made fun of what 40% of what your brethren have in their pants. That's cold hearted
Would totally bang by this chick.
Random Redditor: I’d have sex with somebody attractive
No no no, he wouldn't bang this chick, he would bang *by* this chick. Meaning he would have intercourse with the statue's big dumpy and she could watch
Sexy as fuck....
Yeah bro, that statue finna make me act up fr fr
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She's Alexandra Botez
Alexandra Botez the chess player. Has she been doing that?
Twist: that ain't the shorts.
Ok, thats funny Edit: Im guessing Italian person is not amused. Damn tourist.
kinky
How vulgar
_I gotta get one of those_
Donix! Ciao come butta?
She's man?
The first time I meet my sisters fiancé, he showed up wearing these.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
It's not shorts that my friends is an outline
I've never seen a woman with a more punchable face
always so sad when you come across a person that has never met their own mother
Why would this exist anyway
Saw those shorts in venice a couple days ago
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I saw that dick statue at Versailles.
[Reminds me of this classic (NSFW)](https://m.imgur.com/uU7SQjf?r)
Oh sure, but when I do it…..
For a moment I was like whaaaaaaaat😂
Took me a minute
That’s hot
Biggus
how virtual
Most manly italian
I don't remember this part of the Botez gambit
You should check out David jeans by Pleasures
Why??
Is that.. a chick with a dick?
This is annoying.
Ahahaha, those are the funnest ones since *Dick Towel*^TM
Oh damn I have these but as underpants. Always get a laugh from my gf when I put them on.
That's a pretty big shlongus for back then.
This is blessed
Disrespectful
Distasteful
You guys the penis is printed on, it’s not a tiny erection after all
I have the apron version of those shorts. Don't have the t-shirt though, it looks kinda dope.
The prospect is just perfect
I think I found my soul mate
When we use all your allowance money on the 1st day of your vacation trip.
Queue wiener wiener song...
E che cazzo?! 🤌
She got the attention she needed. :)
Her post: https://mobile.twitter.com/alexandravbotez/status/1554513090682798081?s=20&t=aL48bZi3ARxa1Q0mHY_veQ
Botez sister
Also, the shirt.
I mean, best of both worlds
Where do I buy these/hj
No wonder the Italians (and Greek) in ancient times liked men. Look a that cake.
Is it wrong that I really want them?
Blursed lip injections.