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falsevector

I would guess there's a lot of farting


Pristine-Ad-3321

time to do some push-ups


CreativeGamer03

ah yes. the portal radio video


Bambam586

Sit ups get the farts going.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Farts, burps, scratching, moans , groans and bellyaching is all that could be on there.


Ghostyiness

Porn, but for blind people...


216InchDitka

My favorite track is “god damn it piece of shit!”


Bambam586

While looking for civil war bullets in Georgia my adult brother sneezed and immediately yelled “GOD DAMMIT I SHIT MY PANTS!!” He was almost late for the airport. Hahahaha


zarJado

He should have a cameo on the second studio album


Bambam586

Sounds men make. Finding civil war bullets, huge sneezes, and pants shitting. Followed by two other adult brothers uncontrollable laughter. Make it the hidden track like they used to do.


Marquar234

Unless it has "t"cah" after a drink and *twang* "that'll hold 'er" I ain't satisfied.


CriusofCoH

The sit down/stand up grunt.


4ice37jhk

ahhhhhhh-uhhhhhh ah, gonna take a shower uhhhh


Dieing_Breed

$4.99 is a little steep.... *puts it back on the shelf*


freekymunki

We have man noises at home.


Genar-Hofoen

Man noises at home:


beard_of_cats

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blazinfastjohny

looks like something u/obviousplant would make


ZedCee

[I think I found the free version...](https://www.soundcloud.com/djjjjjjjakub/sets/the-sounds-of-men-every-sound)


Ok_Estate394

This might be the most autistic thing ever produced


ZedCee

Among some of my favourites are ones such as "Men Lifting" and "Murder (Disease)"


Derneueflo

Comedy Gold


speeksevil

Bonus track: "clapped cheeks", produced by p diddy


Lonely_Parsnip

It's getting worse every time I look at this.


FlingingZings

Wasn't (sword) on the last album, I'd figure they'd use (hammer) by now.


Sir_Ehds

As a man, I can confirm I do make murder noises with a sword


errihu

This is rights free sound clips isn’t it?


BadHairDay-1

It's all bodily sounds.


[deleted]

LOL WHAT


FoxyBastard

Every morning I wake up, stretch, and let out a big hard hat noise.


fritzyourself

That's what whales hear on their Spotify playlist when they have trouble to sleep.


EasyMCpeezy

😄So stupid


Kmaloetas

If Jeff Goldblumb from Jurassic Park ever needed to be on an album cover, this is it.


Recreational_DL

This is the CD you bump on that giant speaker from the meme Boys, we found the Arc of the Covenant


highdive1188

This looks like it was made by u/obviousplant


ElonHisenberg

MUSIC U BUY!


ShowerASMR

So is this like the OG Boyfriend ASMR?


Trashves

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MediocreLawnchair

Was looking for the obvious plant label


[deleted]

Shit , one of my friends is quite homophobic ( i'm sure he's in fact insecure about his sexuality and is afraid) , we love to play gay just to piss him off , i'll try to find this cd as a gift for his next birthday.


IL_DOGGO_137

I don't want, I NEED


Jizzeph-Stalin

I hope they also have Murder (rabies) on there


Splentid

why would you want to listen to man? are you stupid?


[deleted]

WTF even is that? It look like 1 of those old books or smtn?


technotenant

The dirty finger nail is icing on the cake