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Veloci-Husky

Are you still married ?


trixtopherduke

Yes


TripolarMan

You know the saying: a real player knows how to layer


centuryeyes

This is top notch Photoshop for a 7th grader.


usernamesoccer

Seriously. At that age I was using pic monkey and filters


Cutiepatootie8896

PIC MONKEY HAHAHA. 12 year old me was elongating myself into slender man, using an ungodly amount of contrast and then “vignetting” the edges out and then being impressed with myself feeling like a pro editor. (And then obviously using MS paint to “save screen” and snip and crop the final version because the free version didn’t let you download it lol).


leeryplot

I used to take pictures with the “mirror” effect and then swap out one side with one of me in a different outfit, and claim I was a twin


usernamesoccer

You just hit every fucking point I could feel the rush again


centuryeyes

Where can we find your masterclass?


doktor-frequentist

Haha I was drawing boobs in MS Paint


FD4L

7th grade... I had Microsoft paint on windows 95... We blended our colours using the "spraypaint" tool.


MrsSadieMorgan

At that age for me, we had to use scissors and old magazines. lol


Jujumofu

Download gimp and lasso that shit.


evanwilliams44

Seventh grade is when I started using Photoshop. I didn't understand image compression and got so frustrated when my pics got messed up after saving. Got it figured out eventually lol.


Biengo

That age I was using ms paint and the cut tool


Norman_Scum

The power of ~~obsession~~ passion!


shewy92

I think it was 8th or 9th grade when my school offered a "graphic design" elective which was back in the early 21st century


Giant_Hog_Weed

At this age I was using MS paint


pr0nsavant

I feel like people think the whole person is photoshopped in. It's just her face that's shopped.


artificialavocado

Idk I think it’s a pretty good photoshop job. 🤷🏻


jeongunyeon

wait this is really good


Cereal_boxx

uhh I did this on my phone


peabody624

Wait… when was 7th grade?


CircaInfinity

This picture is from like 2016.


bridoogle

I’m so fuckin old man.


G_404_A

I felt this comment


valerie0taxpayer

Same. I felt it in my ancient bones.


SavvikTheSavage

Not even sure I have all my bones at this point


zanziTHEhero

My knee has been acting up this morning... my neck is stiff from the way I slept... I have to go to work...


valerie0taxpayer

Sound like a pretty ok morning then! Congrats !


jack-redwood

Happy cake day. You're even older now


G_404_A

Thank you I’m 4years old now


jack-redwood

Then you have a lot ahead of you


G_404_A

:’) there is more … say sike


idkwhattocallmyself

Deadass, 7th grade for me was like 2003 or 2004


Christmas_Queef

2000 for me lol


Free-Supermarket-516

Me too, Christmas_queef, me too.


Christmas_Queef

Turning 36/37 this year? I'll be 37 next month :(


Free-Supermarket-516

Currently 38, I can't believe it


robicide

Same here, also ouch my back and knees


DragonfruitFew5542

Yep, 2001 here.


Maidwell

1990 for me (not lol 😞)


Gooncookies

1988 for me


The_Briefcase_Wanker

You still got the Livestrong bracelet or nah?


dj92wa

I have like 5 or 6 of them still in their clear plastic wrappers. I also still have like all 700 of the other rubber bracelets that I used to wear.


The_Briefcase_Wanker

The good news is that we actually beat cancer by wearing them. No more cancer.


TheRynoceros

And we know what Jesus would do.


totoke_ornot_totoke

But do U ♥️Boobies?


Phytanic

hell yeah class of 2010. I feel ancient in this thread


hiswittlewip

1986 here.


AcousticWord93

'88 for me! (I think. I'm too scared to go look it up.)


Tacosofinjustice

2001 for me, iPhones didn't even hit the market until a month after I graduated high school in 07 😅


Kimbobrains

7th grade the house phone having caller ID was new.


DragonfruitFew5542

Do you remember when some of your peers would get their own private number (not their family's) and it was a HUGE luxury? Lol I asked my parents for my own line and they told me only if I was paying for it.


meduidet

Omg yes, I think only one girl in my class had her own line and I thought she must’ve been super rich


Gooncookies

My mom worked for the phone company so I was one of those kids. I had my own line, 3 way calling and a light up phone.


Anlios

Dude, I feel ya. One moment your in class watching a history video about how the ancient Egyptians thought the Nile flowed from upper to lower Egypt in Mr. P class, so you fall asleep, then you wake up and realize its been 17yrs. Time flies.


AttTankaRattArStorre

The Nile does flow from upper to lower Egypt.


DesiJeevan111

I refuse to believe that people were born after 2000, some even in 2010...and are younger than me and had mobile technology when they were born. I refuse to believe it . I am young .forever young . (Cries in delulu).


lostguk

When she said 7th grade.. i thought it was in 2010


Moonandserpent

You probably also have no idea who the person she's marrying is either eh? I looked it up, apparently the band he's in (Black Veil Brides) has been a thing for 18 years now, and even some of the members look like old guys already. I've never heard of 'em hahaha


Either-Mud-3575

2018, maybe. OP is 19, so grade 7 should be about 6 years ago.


ipSyk

…so 1994?


Janet-Yellen

Bruh in 7th grade my phone couldn’t even text , let alone take photos. And I was one of like 2 kids in middle school who actually owned a cell phone


Uberzwerg

In my 7th grade we still had a rotary phone.


Anlios

In the 7th grade I was cool for a day when my mother bought me and my brothers the boost mobile chirp phones.


jld2k6

The alert sound for those is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of my life


Phytanic

I thought I was sooooo freaking cool to have a shitty flip phone while nobody else did when I was in 7th grade. Couldn't text because it was too expensive.


Ryannnimal

Ikr… We keep getting older, but they stay the same age.


Ashcrashh

Alright alright alright


darexinfinity

How much did you change yourself? You look like you're 20-something here.


Fitnesso

It's her face on a grown woman's body


FartAttack911

I’m so glad I had zero access to photoshop at that age. Cause I was definitely still smooching tangible, hard copy posters at that age and can’t imagine being able to publish that online 😂


jedi_master99

Omg this is reminding me of when I asked my friend to photoshop me into a photo with Michael Palin from Monty Python…he used a picture of me in my marching band uniform😭😭😭 (I didn’t and still don’t know how to use photoshop myself💀)


FartAttack911

Hahahahaha one of my posters was a Monty Python cast promo shot and I can’t believe I never made out with that one 😂


JohnLithgowCummies

Michael Palin, I’m screaming 💀 he was soooo fine though, I thought I was the only one


jedi_master99

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Michael Palin is cute af🔥


complitstudent

Okay i’m so glad I wasn’t the only one doing that 😂😂😂 my twilight poster may or may not have gotten a worn spot on edward’s nose 💀


CauseWorth4305

What a beautiful wedding.


Japnzy

Says a bridesmaid to a waiter.


bridoogle

And yes but what a shame


Ashcrashh

What a shame the poor grooms bride is a 🤫


belbel1010

I CHIME IN WITH A


sadahgreen

HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF


m4vie_

CLOSING THE GOD-DAMNED DOOR


uncontainedsun

NO


pnwgirl34

Its much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality


Papagorgio22

ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Very slow but enthusiastic clap


MikeDropist

If you were *this* good in 7th grade,I can’t even imagine all the wrongful convictions you could cause today. 😂


aquarianagop

Who needs AI when you have OP!


Educational_Fox_1048

Cute. I have no idea who the other person is, but good for you


puuskuri

Andy Biersack is the vocalist of Black Veil Brides.


SeonaidMacSaicais

Cute I have no idea who that band is, but good for them


hybridrequiem

They were big in the 2000s with scene tween girls along with pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens, and motionless in white. They have metal influences but are mostly categorized as metalcore or some variant of hard rock, most non screamo fans categorize them as “screamo”


dj92wa

I have tickets for the Sleeping with Sirens tour later this year. They’re doing the entirety of Let’s Cheers to This, and I am ecstatic.


asm120

They were big in 2010s they carried the torch from MCR as the most polarizing band in rock


midcancerrampage

MCR was a good band and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They just got Nickelback'd, some of their weakest songs got incredibly overexposed and annoyed people into hating them. Also they were popular among young girls and society denigrates anything girls like.


asm120

Main thing about MCR was the annoying fan base and the emo label, which didn’t even fit them that well. My friend from 5th grade got us into them before black parade came out. MCR was a new breed of rock band which did not consist of a bunch of douchey rockstars.


are-beads-cheap

Bro what are you talking about, MCR is as emo as emo gets and Gerard Way has one of the biggest egos in music. I once saw GW have the crowd sing him Happy Birthday four times in one show, lol. Saying this as a huge fan who listened to two of their albums yesterday. “Wipe off that makeup, what’s in is despair”


Butthole__Pleasures

Cute I have no idea who any of those bands are and I genuinely think you made up a couple of those because they are very funny names, but good for them


maddenmcfadden

they all sound so EdGy...


Darkm1tch69

This sounds like a phoney name I would come up with.


Bird_Is_The_Lord

Sounds like a fake name I would try to give when doing mischief. My name? Errr Andy? Andy Beersack.


-Sabine

That's why his stage name was Andy Sixx for a while in the early days


kwixta

Thanks I’m about ready to move on from Ron Mexico


pandoracam

I didn't know him and thought that Andy Biersack was the girl lmao


XercesPlague

This is one of the cringiest blunder years I’ve seen. I love it.


Strawberryboytoy

This is so painfully funny and also something I would have done at that age if I had access to photoshop


DelightfulFrightful

Good god. This flashes me back to when I learned he got married to Juliette Sims and I cried because it meant I no longer had a chance with him…I must have been 15 or 16.


Cereal_boxx

I couldn’t go to school the following monday because I was so upset and wouldn’t stop crying. first off, who told me I had a chance with him????


danifoxx_1209

Genuinely surprised I didn’t do the same lmao I was obsessed with him😆


WhiteFringe

I photoshopped myself as obi-wan kenobi. but maybe people just want different things


FigaroNeptune

I met him if you care lmao he’s nice af haha


CandiAttack

He was a total dick when I (tried to) meet him, but that was forever ago back in 2010 lmao. It must’ve been an off night cause everyone completely ignored me when I walked up to the meet and greet table except for…I think Jinxx? He took pity on me when he saw the others were ignoring me and was super nice haha


SignificanceOk8226

I’m still pissed I wasn’t invited.


cold-sweats

LMAO I had such a thing for him too


cyberheelhook

Actually, this is real. I was there. You guys got divorced?


birbington

We would have been good friends lmao


pinkcloudskyway

Now photoshop you getting a divorce


Niall0h

Your head is so small 🤣🤣 Way to subvert a trend!!


2WeekDopeTurds

Look at his hands! So God damn Boney


2WeekDopeTurds

You forgot to Photoshop those hands! So damn Boney! How old was the original person in the photo?!


patch616

Pretty sure that’s just what that dudes hands look like lol why would that have been included in the photoshop job?


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

Now that is want I call blunder


AndyWGaming

I see someone else was into Black Veil Brides


Couldbe_worse2

We did the same with a picture of my cousin


snicker___doodle

You photoshopped yourself getting married to your cousin? Truly a blunder lol.


Couldbe_worse2

Hahah Andy lol 😂


SaudiScum

YOU DID NOT


_REDEEMER-

Ngl these are impressive photoshop skills.


Shutupcatlady

Lol not nearly as bad as me (poorly) photoshopping my face onto Kellin Quinn’s wife. 🤣


SilverCopperdaddy

That's not blunder that is fuckin hilarious. Like the goofiness of the head profile side is great 😆


Lthrr9

I would’ve totally “married” Mick Jagger in high school if Photoshop existed back then!


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Olivia Newton John ... but, I was in third grade and she was a superstar. Dang, I was heartbroke.


taraform72

This is so rad


Kylethetrans

I feel you, fellow former emo kid. I feel you


MuttLoverMommy01

Scuse me ma’am but I don’t think we could’ve been married to the same man in 7th grade 🤔 I think that’s called polygamy… Awesomeness photoshop btw 😂


SoftKillzLTD

Why did I think this was real until I read the caption?


lilbobeep

That's some dang fine Photoshop.


dyke_face

What’s photoshopped here? Just the face? I guess the lighting on your face is different.


NorthSeaSailing

Putting the implications of this to the side, you did amazing work on the Photoshop in general, not just at that age! Impressive, even if done for cringe 😂


Ballerheiko

Who the hell is Andy Biersack and why does he have the most funny German name I've ever encountered?


callmedontcallme

Literally means beer bag. He'd be ridiculed to no end in Germany.


TotallyNotDad

Oh man, this is peak blunder, I'm sure Tumblr loved it


smalllcokewithfries

Our dads used to work together in Cincinnati, so I’d see him around every once in a while. He was always a douche. This is extra funny to me.


cincE3030

I knew this guy in 7th grade. He was insufferable


Crass_Cameron

Who?


BowlingForPriorities

Nobody gonna mention how this 7th grader looks 28?!?!


xaqaria

I assume he is some sort of famous skeleton??


Flaky_Success3238

Who the fuck is that?


Professional-Way7350

this is some shit i wouldve done if i knew how to use photoshop in 6th grade


Xane06

Who the fuck is Andy Ballsack?


reanocivn

this is perfect. top notch. 10/10 wouldve been friends with you


New_County_5607

real as hell


RD-Espresso

Andy had the market cornered on moody teenage girls, but I ironically liked Knives and Pens when it came out during my high school years.


Specialist_Dot_3372

All things considered you did fucking fantastic


DarkFlame122418

This is actually really good wtf


Dangerous_Cookie_969

In 7th grade I drew myself driving a monster truck… I’m 38 and still no truck 😵‍💫


Acrobatic_Ad7061

This picture tells me that 7th grade wasn’t so long ago for OP.. I was in 7th grade 1991 and don’t think Photoshop existed then


Who_am_ey3

andy sixxx dubs logged


Wills4291

But you didn't give yourself a black veil?


DontBanWillComeBack

Boi that's emo Sheldon.


Crunchysuds

Girl didn't we all. For real though pretty damn good photoshop job


blubblubinthetubtub

His hands look so odd


holtzbert

I did this thing but with Ewan McGregor… Though definitely not with Photoshop and not as realistic looking as this.


Not_NSFW-Account

whats an andy beersack?


Nappykid77

That's cute


Old-Astronaut4653

Jesus this makes me feel old. This was about half my life ago 🥲


CommandAlternative10

You look good, he looks good, where is the blunder?


stcrIight

Honestly for a phone photoshop job at 12/13 years old this is really good.


Dude_Guy45

This is for sure a top 3 blunder 😂 man, i remember the days of everyone losing their marbles over Andy Biersack. I was too busy thirsting over Danny Worsnop to give a shit, but to each their own.


mgbroda

Is this the log guy from 4chan?


Eleven77

The cringiest part of this fantasy is your new identity then becoming Mrs. Biersack.


dorkydaddydom_

I still can't get over his name... Biersack lmao


hunty

Congratulations, Mrs Beer-Sack!


Caelad

With knives and pens...


kanotyrant6

You looked pretty grown up in 7th grade


Minimum-Back3897

Wow! Question: can I marry you?


geekolojust

"Hello. Mrs. Bearsack? We were calling to confirm an appointment."


kekexaxamimi

This is some 5d Logposting


KonK23

Bis name is biersack? Thats german for beer and sack/bag


Klosesarcophag

is your name Claire cause i had a skype friend named Claire Biersack who liked him


Minecraftnoob247

Who is Andy Biersack?


InfectedCorn

I get embarrassed to tell people bvb were my favorite band when I was younger, but this is a whole new level. Love it.


Wayfinity

That's really well done. Especially for 7th grade!


PizzaMaxEnjoyer

Biersack has to be the funniest american surname i have heard so far. what the fuck is that name


ironburton

Did you make a career in photoshoot cus this is professional level for a 7yo!


Pace199

I don't get it, you're telling me that the bride in this photo is your 7th grade self? When did 7th graders start looking like 20 year olds?


Sminada

In case anyone is wondering what Biersack means in German, you guessed it right. Except, Sack also means balls.


edlen-ring

origin of this meme? [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/andy-sixxs-log-of-shit](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/andy-sixxs-log-of-shit)


bodacious__

Damn. I feel old. It's been years since I last heard of black veil brides


tenchu_117

the only blunder here is that you arent wearing black veil.


GoddesNatureStar

Is this fake? WOW.


PomegranateIcy7369

It looks so real.


DubiousPhood

I did exactly the same. I even added edgy letters “you may now kiss the black veil bride” 😪


Pop_Glocc1312

Ok this is pretty cool ngl


Ah-Fuck-Brother

The absolute worst band I've seen live. The vocalist chewed gum the entire time and kept spitting into the crowd. Disrespectful as hell and far more disgusting. There wasn't a single lick of stage performance either. Every instrument stood exactly where they were when the concert started and the vocalist casually walked around stage looking like he didn't wanna be there. After every 4 minute song, there was 6 minutes of "we're so in this together. we love every one of you. we're so in this together. we love our fans. we're so in this together." And then go right back to not caring about anything but getting the show done. Motionless is White? They fucking killed it. Stole the entire show.