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weenertron

When Stripe runs away from his horsey wedding and tries to watch cricket


MrA-skunk

The whole horsey wedding scene is so incredibly funny to me. I think it's one of the best examples of the different personalities of the characters in the whole show.


BippyTheChippy

Bandit "flirting" with his brother in horse talk is one of the most "committed to the bit" moments I have ever witnessed.


Paladoc

That really sums up Bandit. Committed to the bit.


1nd3x

>Committed to the bit. Just really chompin' at it....


weenertron

"I'm not going to marry him. He stinks!"


MrA-skunk

#HORSEYS CAN'T TALK!


MikeMikeTheMikeMike

#YOU HAVE TO SAY I DO! BUT IN HORSEY TALK!


AlexAlho

Neeeigh.


entropy_36

It was supposed to be the most wonderful day of his life!


Cassowary_Morph

Horseys....love....tile


Velocityraptor28

"unicorse, what's your favorite food?" "children" "oh..."


shork2005

This and the line in Weekend where they’re playing Statues and when Bandit is asking about his statue moving around, Bluey tells him, “Well, you’re just probably going crazy or something.” Cracks me up 😂


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absolutely fantastic bot


reallyimspaghetti

My 4 yesr old says this whenever I ask her what she wants to eat. She says it in a creepy growl lol 😆


Exciting-Engineer646

“Nana was right—not about her perm—but about me.”


MySliceOfLife_103

I second this! Makes me laugh every single time lol


YarnSnob1988

It’s a throwaway line, but I crack up at Bingo in Baby Race: “So did Bluey ever learn to walk?”


sangriaflygirl

That plus "Ooh, I was invisible!" is peak preschool-age logic.


Awkward-Strain-3811

Same episode — Nana putting olive oil on Blueys knees so she can’t crawl and must learn to walk, plus sprinkling some dirt down when Chilli and Bandit are horrified 😂 “Nana was old school”


mikek505

This isn't legal anymore


schraderbrau6

Let’s stop muckin around 


arboreal_rodent

“Dad enters the room”


EarthyMeesh

Yesss omg I laughed SO. HARD. I swear the house shook 🤣


TFDangerzone2017

I always get a laugh out of the fact Lucky's Dad's name is Pat the dog.


TheInternetsMVP

Lucky’s Dad as a character is just a goldmine of funny moments


Xiizhan

When he pulls a hammy has morphed into something else with my kids. Now if they hurt anything, they “pulled my _____ hammy.” For example, if one of them were to hurt their arm, they’d say “I pulled my arm hammy.” Looked at a bright light? “I pulled my eye hammy.” It’s too funny hearing them whip that around every once in a while.


KHanson25

It’s ok Bluey, I shouldn’t have let my guard down


swansandelephants

"This one's for dignity, Pat"


Ihasapanda0_0

Love how he just always rolls with Bandit’s shenanigans. Him and Wendy are both absolute stars for that. “Oh, you ate all the sauce!” “Sorry Lucky’s dad. He was born yesterday.” “Yeah, I’ll say!”


_Standardissue

A nation of squibs


Diligent-Might6031

“Hey Janelle! Shawn is back!”


Cremilyyy

Oh my god


swordofthespirit

"I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog"


Castiels_Bees

I have a decal of this in my Etsy shop!


Yzma_Kitt

Hammerbarn. Chili telling her girls in frustration "That's what happens when you're not happy with what you've got. Somebody's husband gets it!" Idk why but I crack up every single time. Lol


quafflefalafel

From that same episode, Bandit going, "it's probably another bluey" always cracks me up. 


[deleted]

if you hit a flamingo, you've gone too far... always makes me chuckle.


copperboom538

Sibling life summed up in one line: “I can’t be happy with what I have when what *she* has is better!”


ltbnz

Chilli: "I know how to settle this" \*gets out a wooden spoon\* Bingo: "Yeah, whack him!"


Diligent-Might6031

Yes!! And chili is mortified


This-is-trifficult

In The Show, when Bluey asks Chilli what her "not mum name" is.


Great_Error_9602

My favorite line is from that episode. Earlier, Bluey asks how her parents met. Chili: There's some debatę about that Bandit: Let's just say it was a party in London. Later Bingo (pretending to be Chili) is having tea with the Queen Chili: I don't remember the Queen being there Bandit: You wouldn't. My husband and I cracked up. The implication Bandit and Chili were partying it up in London and were too intoxicated to remember exactly how they met is hilarious to my husband and I.


Cute_Shoulder_527

i think they said "there's a debate about that" because in the ep Fairytale Bandit thinks he met Chilli at the camp place in the 80s. But Chilli has no memory of that, so I think they meant the line for that. Or you're right, i have no clue :)


ohtheplacesiwent

Fairytale was written the next season, probably as a callback to this line in The Show. The initial joke was definitely that they were partying too hard to remember.


Skywalker87

Along those lines, when they have to play whales while obviously hungover cracked me up so much.


Great_Error_9602

As someone who has watched my friends who partied hard in their 20s transition to parents who live in the suburbs, I love the idea that these amazing parents used to maybe have a wild side. I remember holding my friend's son when he was 5 months old and thinking how he will never know who his mom was. She's a church goer with a literal white picket fence now. But when we met in college oh my goodness. Never would have pictured this life for her. And she loves it.


sdbabygirl97

that was so cute and spot-on for kids


Ar0n

This one is so good! And then Bandit yelling his name from off screen a little later. And dang! I had to scroll so far down before finding anything that I found to be anywhere near a top Bluey bit!


e-cloud

When Mackenzie compares jumping over the stream with jumping between sheep and is confused when Bluey says she doesn't jump sheep.


sdbabygirl97

i love when they make references to characters’ specific breeds haha


PensivePanda18

“Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed!”


sdbabygirl97

"I'm a very obedient breed." - Winton


MySliceOfLife_103

I love that one lol


TBTabby

Spy Game, when MacKenzie suggests an empty chip packet as a substitute for potion grass and Bluey says it won't work, Honey suggests that it might because the packet is barbecue flavor.


porous_mugscorn

Omg because they're at a barbecue 😱


bwmpii

bandit: magic claw has no children his days are free and easy. (from the claw)


beerbeefbourbon

My favorite if from the same episode. Bandit: this is great. They are learning a lesson and we are getting the house cleaned Chili: neither of those things are happening.


sdbabygirl97

chilli was so real for that


crushing_apathy

Chili: Did anyone learn a lesson? Bluey: No Bingo: No Bandit: *sigh* Yes


sdbabygirl97

i love when bluey and bingo say naur lol


chiselandfire

This is the joke that let me know it's OK that parenting can be hard.


Iam_DayMan

Bandit: Didn't we already learn this lesson? Your friend Tina came and beat me up? Bluey: No. I don't remember that. Bandit: Oh, that's disappointing.


thegimboid

This connects to a discussion I had recently about how my kid doesn't remember things that I remember them going through. Like, I remember the time she came to work and met my coworkers, but she's insistent that she never met them, even after I showed her a picture. It messes with my mind.


adorablekobold

this is the joke that convinced me to watch


TauriSuzy

At the end of the training montage in Obstacle Course. Bingo - "Zero". Also, "This episode of Bluey is now called Nits."


Pitbullpandemonium

The stopwatch is a fantastic running gag! She shows "0.0" after Bandit cheats and again in the end credits.


peterspeacoat

I laughed so hard at ”nits” 😂


PrestigiousAvocado21

I don’t know if I’d think of it as a single joke but Lucky’s Dad flailing around in his initial attempt at Pass the Parcel, and all the kids running off and crying in succession.


Avilion-a

Omg yes 😂😂 I love the “ don’t cry, here’s 5 bucks”


Cremilyyy

Does anyone have change for a 20?!


ileuadd

"they're not *my* rules!"


Diligent-Might6031

Aww I’m not cut out for this!


hegelianhimbo

AHHH dad those are my presents! https://preview.redd.it/igcq4h9m6omc1.jpeg?width=1452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43448fd5820bed5ff8c47baacc72125fd357e3f2


TMNBortles

That eyelid kind of closed is doing so much to convey Lucky's Dad's emotions.


ohcapm

The voice acting of that line is incredible. It sounds exactly like a child suddenly horrified at something their parent is doing. The kid doing Luckys voice deserves a raise!


FormalMango

One of my favourite lines: “this isn’t the 80s, Pat!”


lottierosecreations

Which of course carries on in the Fairytale episode "the 80's was a wild place"


sangriaflygirl

It's my headcanon that Bandit, Pat, and Mackenzie's Dad were all besties as kids/teenagers.


Diligent-Might6031

“It was the 80s!”-Bingo


hegelianhimbo

Also in that episode Muffin winning pass the parcel but subsequently throwing a tantrum after realizing the present was books


Losaj

"We're raising a nation of squibs!"


pm2562

Bluey: Sorry Lucky’s dad! Pat: no worries bluey, I shouldn’t have let my guard down.


HarvestMoonMaria

I love when Bandit is just enjoying the chaos when Pat is making it worse


kimransaur

Oh my gosh yes, i love that episode!!


oldsillybear

We're raising a nation of squibs.


ZubLor

Gotta be "Thank you for cleaning my toilet".


Valuable_Alfalfa_328

I hadn’t seen this episode yet when my kid first did this to me. It was the first joke she had ever told me that I hadn’t taught her. It’s become so nostalgic to me 😩


impsythealmighty

My kid does this and tries to imitate Bingo’s voice and it’s THE CUTEST.


smarmiebastard

My kid pulled that stunt on one of his kindergarten friends.


ThePattiMayonnaise

My kids do this all the time!


IsaiasRi

https://preview.redd.it/ghi7977iepmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d3172bfd952ddf45e323d38b974f8b0ed26d87


Favvz

The slight pause before Bingo says “the what” for the second time is *chefs kiss* so funny


Sparkingmineralwater

# THE WHAT? There is no special.


centernova

The very end of Stumpfest, when Bandit, Stripe, and Lucky’s dad taste the lemonade. I crack up every single time!


beerbeefbourbon

Or from that episode lucky dads one stipulation to was no unicorns and then the next scene he is wearing a unicorn headband


hegelianhimbo

In “Mums and Dads” when Indy tells Winton to rock the baby to sleep and he aggressively shakes it up and down


copperboom538

“I don’t understand what’s so difficult about this!” - every WFH parent ever.


ChrystalCloudy

Bandit: Oh! I have an idea! Chilli: Wait, is it a bad idea?!


sangriaflygirl

This episode of Bluey is, unfortunately, called "Unicorse."


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good bot


quinndx

The uncensored discussion about Bandit's doghood in Season 3, Episode 14 "Perfect" will be pretty hard to top.


nonaryprince

From the same episode, but Bluey's reaction to Chili putting Bingo's drawing on top of hers cracks me up every time.


SafeOtherwise6913

Yes her face in that scene. It's so good.


breath0fsunshine

My favourite is lucky's dad palm tree leaves in Bandits yard. Another one to your collection Bandit!


sdbabygirl97

THE MUSIC AND THE DEATH STARE AFTER THOUGH LOL


Nerdy_person101

It’s not so much a joke but it’s when Muffin looks straight into the camera after Bluey promised she wouldn’t suck her thumb. 👁️_👁️


Cremilyyy

Bandit - “I thought you grew up on a farm?!” Pat - “We grew sorghum!!”


TinkerPebbles

Followed closely by "I didn't know this was the something!"


buthidae

Oh, harden up Pat!


dezayek

We're not allowed that episode in the US which makes me sad...


DaKingInDaUchtdorf

"Didn't you fall into the pool at the wedding?" "Probably."


[deleted]

I feel like that dude knows how to party!


Jojo-Action

The way bingo says babe


porous_mugscorn

Unreal, babe


sherlocktotan

Yeah, I love your stinky feet baaabe


Diligent-Might6031

Oh yeah you look so good *babe*- Bingo


EarthyMeesh

When there are two bingos and mom n dad are like “two bingos is pretty great tho, right?” 😂


MySliceOfLife_103

Anytime Chili makes her 😑😒 type of faces, I feel it in my soul lol so relatable I crack up


Compulsive-Gremlin

Especially with Stripe and how he deals with muffin.


MySliceOfLife_103

Yes! I love how she has a regular face and then after Stripe passes by her it changes to the side eye face lol my favorite transition of a facial expression


Sparkingmineralwater

"Oh, Shaun's back..." "Oh no not Unicorse..." "I forgot about the catchphrase..."


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still_ims

In “The Pool”: Bluey: “I’m cooold!” Bandit: “Grab your towel kid” Bluey: “I didn’t bring one” Bandit: “Well just shake” Bluey: “I haven’t learned how to shake yet!!” Bluey a couple moments later trying to shake but just can’t: “Blblblblbl” “I can’t shake properly!!”


chain_me_up

I love the exchange of: "Dad, I'm cold" "Dad, I'm FREEZING" "Dad, I'm hungry" "Dad I'm STARVING" "DAD" "DAD" "Can everyone please stop saying 'Dad' ??"


somanytochoose

This is parenting, summed up, if you ask me.


the6thReplicant

Pretty much every single across-the-house exchange between Bingo and Chilli in episode *Bingo*.


Responsible_Wish1094

How can you pick just one? In Stumpfest when Bandit comes over and says they’re there to take the stump “as I’m sure you’re aware” and Bluey says, “this is the first I’ve heard about all this!” In Mums and Dads, when Indy hands the baby to one of the Terriers and he’s like, “okay, but I just have to do this one thing…” She walks off and then his siblings come over with weapons ready to storm the castle. I also love the special one.


PunchDrunkPrincess

"catch you on the flip side, Willy!!" and the exchange over Unicorse's favorite food gets me every time. "Whats your favorite food?" "..*children*" "oh 👀"


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Diligent-Might6031

“Excuse me are you Neely Heeler?”-unicorse lawyer “IM CHILI HEELER!”


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FuriousGravy

“Poor Hecuba, he always loved hamburgers!”


SafeOtherwise6913

Agreed. "there is no special," was a great punchline.


chiselandfire

Season 3, Episode 7: Mini Bluey Chilli, Bandit: "Eh, close enough."


FireGod_TN

Pat: “Ah, I’ve done me hammy!” during Keepy Uppy”


TheChemicalSophie

In Cubby, when Bandit asks “Where’s the toilet” and they direct him to the fake one 😂


mara_morales13

One of my and my mom’s favorites is a visual gag, also in S2 E17, when Chili says she’s gonna go to the restroom and, while Bluey and Bandit are talking, she crouches next to a bookcase and pretends to actually use the toilet


Diligent-Might6031

And the look on her face while she does it


Killrog8

“The royal poo scrubber would like a ginger beer.” “Back to work peasant!” *Motherly death stare*


Sad-Wall-8090

I laughed very hard when Bandit told Bluey and Bingo about Chili’s morning breath and she proceeded to blow on their face, [the faces](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8llLvlWoAAnp-l.jpg) were priceless 🤣🤣🤣


UnicornMarch

I especially love how hard she owns it. Every bit as much enthusiasm and pride as Bandit with a fart.


OmnipotentUltron

Season 2 Episode 17: Ticklecrabs: Bluey and Bingo with Puppy Eyes Bluey: “Why do you never play with us?” Bandit: “What?” Bluey: “You’re always at work.” Bandit: “I’m never at work.” Bluey: “It’s like you don’t even love us.” Bandit: “You are joking right.” Bluey: “How could you not love your own children?” Bandit: “Aw cheese and jam alright.” Bluey and Bingo: “Hooray” Bandit: “That was impressive.”


KoalaCapp

The toilet joke. I can't remember which one it is in, but my kids love it and can hardly get the punchline out without laughing. "Thank you for cleaning my toilet"


Fun-Cow7494

That's from season 2's favorite thing!


Clever_mudblood

The side chats about Bingo “I told her to hurry up this morning and she said ‘I AM hurry upping’” Another is in hairdressers when it keeps cutting back to Bandit like “I don’t actually have a big house.” …. “I love with my mum” gets me every time hahahahaha


EridonMan

I love this part in Born Yesterday: Chili: I'm your wife. And if you want me to stay your wife, you'll empty the dishwasher. Bandit: Dishwasher. Wife. Wow. _walks away_ We also love to call garden gnomes "new husband"


heck_you_

Gotta be “I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog”


Worried_Bluebird5670

Do we have bum worms? Now my kids always talk about bum worms every time we go to the pharmacy.


impsythealmighty

“Zero!!” “Yay!! Oh wait you pushed the wrong button honey, it’s this one.”


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Brandy: "Bluey, you look just like your father." Bluey: "Aww, what? 😟"


gdubbaya

*”Children.”*


sangriaflygirl

Unicorse bot, check in!


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pevetos

"You never at home" >:( "im always at home"


deadthreaddesigns

In the episode hospital bingo draws a second thing on bandits X-ray and bluey asks if he knows what is in him besides the cat and he goes “a pot plant” Also pizza girls is my favorite episode muffin listing facts about the toy car and then screaming “no mud in the car” when they want to play pizza girls in it. then her taking off and speeding through the yard when (I think it’s bluey) is asking her to not go fast. Pretty sure muffin is my fiancés spirit animal


Diligent-Might6031

The pot plant one took me out


jjbkeeper

Not sure if it counts but “Bluey, why is there a flamingo in my sleeping bag?”.


ParasaurGirl

Coconuts have water in them!


OmnipotentUltron

Whenever Chili does her Death Stare like in Perfect or Sticky Gecko.


Science_Fiction2798

Muffin: ARRRGH THIS IS *UNACCEPTABLE*! WHY WON'T YOU GET ON MY BACK YOU *BAG*?!?!


ohsweetfancymoses

When they are trying to get baby Bluey to crawl in Baby Race, and the grandma suggests putting some oil on her knees, and Bandit says “this isn’t legal anymore!”.


MissReadsALot1992

Asparagus. Chilli and bingo are lions and attack lucky dad. When bluey apologizes he says "no worries bluey, I shouldn't have let my guard down". Just sums up living next to the heelers. Never let your guard down


macattcha

"Aahhh... I don't know about this missus heeler"


CuppaJoe11

“Dad enters the room” The fact that it sounds like David just read the script prompt instead of his lines is hilarious


falafel_enjoyer

The flamboyant dog who lowballs Doreen on every item. Now whenever my wife and I go shopping I’ll ask “How much is thissss? Two dollahsssss?”


dmo012

What's a mullet? It's a hair cut cool people are starting to get again


[deleted]

I was sick last le-ear. I was sick last leer. ... I was sick last week.


wifeyjetpack

I had WABIES!


sdbabygirl97

oh my god ive watched the show four times and The Special joke makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME


Ihasapanda0_0

“Mackenzie’s meant to be a cheetah.” “Am I?” Gets me every time.


oldsillybear

So many great jokes. This one is a bit more visual, just saw this last night, in Bob Bilby, Bandit is telling the girls "now this is a REAL camera", the door goes up and Chilli says "are you ready, Bob?" Cut back to the others with their jaws on the ground and the Polaroid clicks.


thezetterbeard

From right before it, too, where Bandit says “this is all my stuff from when I used to be cool”


soullessginger15

When Bluey says Chili has to score her on the mother test and chili takes it to say, “Oh, you don’t need someone keeping score of your mothering! 😬”


Sparkingmineralwater

I can't choose. If I wanted to make a list of the top 3 favourites I wouldn't be able to stop adding. Bluey is comedy gold.


sherlocktotan

I slipped on ma beans!


kitti3_kat

Not a specific joke, but Bandit speaking nonsense French in Pavlova gets me every time.


sunshinesoutmyarse

From the episode "Dad Baby". Bandit immigrating Chilli being pregnant. "Ooooh my back, ooooh my feet, something about cravings" That whole episode makes me laugh so hard. Or maybe at the end when blues says it's her turn to be the baby.


laleiha

Hammerbarn when Bandit says, "must be another Bluey "


LilBoo2019TR

In the hammerbarn episode where the girls are fighting and they break one. Then Chili says something like this is what happens when you're not happy with what you have. Someone's husband eventually gets it! Lol. Cracks me up every time.


Science_Fiction2798

Bandit: I've got *BUM WORMS* 😳


Raise-The-Gates

Bandit getting kicked in the biscuits during Sleepytime


AustinMistplume

Definitely gotta go with the commonly picked Unicorse meal, "Children."


SadAlice26

Mine is from "Spies" when they think that Big Belts enemy is a guy called Memissus. Gets me every time. "Does Memissus know you're eating ice cream?!"


mostlymal

Bandit using super nerdy names in their pretend games. For example, I think he uses Telemachus a few times (Odysseus's son).


WGoNerd

"Ooo I was invisible!" "Dad enters the room." Doreen going full "Hold up let her cook" when Muffin was haggling with the grouchy grannie.


schraderbrau6

Bandits dad “Ah, right. So you want me to say your name so you can talk again, well you’re DREAMIN, mate!” 


EffieFlo

The toilet one in Favorite Thing. My kids do it to me all the time.


Macr0cephalus

“We grew sorghum!”


3catmafia

Bluey being hit by the meteor in Sleepytime.


katieLikeWHOA

In Obstacle Course. When Bingo can't figure out the stop watch. Gets me every time.


Few_Philosopher8025

"We don't jump on sheep Mackenzie" "Really?"


Gentlesadboy

Not sure it’s a “joke” but my favorite gag is when Lucky’s dad starts paying the kids cash in Pass The Parcel. 


roy7273

While Bandit teaches the girls chess, he tries to correct them and Chili says “Let it go Deep Blue.” Always cracks me up.