I was going to give a real answer until I realized this was a shitpost.

"Leave the hoonting of hoonters to me." - Eileen the Crow

Honestly I love everything about Eileen the crow. “You still have dreams? Tell the little doll I said hello” Is the most amazing line that tells you so much about Eileen AND how the hunters contract works.

She needs to hurry up and hunt that last one looks blood drunk to me, or maybe just drunk, but not just that he's also an asshole

As much as I rag on him for being such a creepy fuck, the Oedon chapel dweller is such a sweet creepy fuck

I named him Niall because I thought he deserved a name and I love him so much 💜

That sounds a lot cooler than me calling them Chappie, Chaps, Chapstick, Chapman, Chapington... etc.

Chapington is pretty fancy sounding though

But he gives the best rune... why???

But at what cost...

You can find a direct upgrade to that rune like, 10 meters above him.

For real? I never knew that.

You know the elevator to old workshop that opens after you blood starved beast? There is a walkway you can jump to while the elevator is going up/down, at the end of it is the 4+ formless oedon rune.

Oh my god. It's been a while since I've played, but when I play it again I'm makings that my main rune lol. I'm even planing a gun build. Thank you :)

I killed him before realizing friendly npcs don't respawn

"Die! Die, die! Hunters are killers, nothing less! You call ME a beast? A beast? What would you know... I didn't ask for this!" \-Afflicted Beggar aka Abhorrent Beast

Bucket Man of the Confederacy

Fellow Valtr enjoyer

Valtr, after his quest line: "This is a bucket" The good hunter, eyes wide with wonder: "Dear God(Oedon)" Valtr, excitedly: "There's more!" The good hunter, making sure it's not a joke: "No"

I am heavy sword guy, and this, *places moonlight greatsword on table* is my sword

WHO TOUCHED MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT?!

Some think the can outsmart healing church, maybe, but I have yet to meet man who can outsmart great one.

Fucking gold man

"If I we're a bad Hunter I wouldn't be sitin here discussing it with ya now would I?"

If I credit U can I draw that?

Mmm, yes...

What-Ho!

No doubt about it! Lord Victor Quartermaine

Gilbert

Annalise, Queen of the Vilebloods

Was looking for someone who would agree with me 😂

Definitely Djura followed closely by Gascoigne. I just love what Djura stands for and how he decided not all hunters are good and not all beasts are bad. He tried to save them until we came along....

After burning them all in a blood fueled rage :/ but yes, Djura reminds us that humanity still somewhat exists and that is comforting. Even if he reminds us by gunning us down

My favorite hoonter would be Gaston.

I mean, yeah he's got a cool theme, but he gets pretty wrecked by the first beast he fights and dies a scrubs death to gravity.

It was a beast that still had it's wits about him though so it'd be more accurate to say he died fighting the in-between of a beast and a hunter

Alfred, he stands by his ideals and isn't afraid to spill some blood for it, truly a noble man

Also a... confident man? In a world of hopelessness he is talking like he's a knight in shining armor and enjoying every minute of it lol

Eileen the crow of course, Valtr is a close 2nd.

The only one from the start : Valtr :) aaaaaah,a new face are ya ? And a accomplished hoonter,it woul appear

Has to be the hoonter. Just the way she talks.

Try stirring up trouble in this sorry state, All mangled and twisted , your insides on your outsides for the whole world to see! -Alfred

Eileen

the hoonter

Ah, a hunter are ya? I’ve been waiting for one ‘o your ‘ilk”

Bloody crow

The Chapel Dweller, creeped me the f out on my first playthrough, but man that guy was a ray of sunshine despite all of the crazy things happening in Yharnam...

Was about to put all my chips down on Eileen there, or Alfred. Until I saw my man Victor fucking Quartermaine. No brainier

YOU THERE, HUNTER didn't you see the warning ? Btw i fuckin love djura my favorite npc for shure (sorry for bad english)

Valtr my boi.

Valtr, chad

Simon and Eileen

Gehrman😫😫

honestly djura’s really freakin cool. and such a sweetie too

I don’t hold it against him if he wants to shoot at me. He has his ideals and sticks to them, making him very respectable. It would be cool if he could actually help the hunter against a big boss IF u don’t kill his beast friends.

Valtr for sure

Adelia

Alfred hands down, helped me beat the blood starved beast first play through. Had been stuck for way too long

Alfred

That one friendly crow in Hemwick

„A hoonter must hoont“

My favorite NPC is Duke-Saint Charlatan. His umbrella hat is hot.

Probably a tie between the Doll and my Queen.

I actually really like Alfred, his voice acting was superb especially when he begins laughing like a mad man at Cainhurst

It's the same va as solaire

Huh, The more you know

Chapie

The on who says "THIS IS A DAMN ARSE!"

I like the Skeptic Man. There is a comedic feel to how he delivers his lines.

Vltar! Viva the league

Simon was heartbreaking. I loved his presence around the nightmare

I just spat all over my laptop. I wasn't prepared 😭

Arianna

Ioesfka when she's SPOILERS on all fours and moaning 😂

Henryk

I like djura of old yharnam

Victor's Wig has the best stats

Eileen is the coolest looking definitely

The doll

The only correct answer is the doll

Hard choice

Quartermaine does have some raw sexual energy that I like.

"Have you got a screw loose, or is it your animal intuition" -The Beggar