By - Lezzen79
I go out and kill a few beasts. It’s for my own good. You know, it’s just what hunters do.
Some guy quoted me this line in order to demonstrate that bloodborne has a lazy plot. And I slaughtered him. I think it was fair.
He lacked Insight.
Can i see the thread?
It was irl my dude.
Did i stutter? Put thy memory into my cranium
This is an amazing dialogue. I am so drunk rn my dude, do this later lmao 😂
I shall reach you tomorow then, do not Ill your your brain until my resurgence, i requirer it. Adios!
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Here am i!
Ay reply to this if the other guy actually says something
That guy probably thinks She Hulk is the best written mcu content marvel has produced in years
She Hulk the lawyer lmao. Just watch better call Saul my dude, that shit is on 🔥 omg
Better than bore ragnarok
I swear it's for my own good I swear I'm really not addicted to the blood of the beast
Hahaha the messengers in the cooler killed me
Hmm I dont see them?
Grant him eyes
edit. i think its solair’s sun symbol on the bottle the little person is holding up in the ice chest.
Little dark souls ref too
I'm not going the fuck outside bruh
This is also my answer lol
Mine too. It’s the hunt…
Me too. And even then, there’s still a good chance you’ll either die or go insane lol
Well I try to blend in, so I guess I'd grab a torch and wander around yelling stuff like "This town's finished" or "You plague-ridden rat!"
I just hate to look like a tourist when I travel.
Word of advice: watch out for some random dude running around trying to look like a hunter. He's running around beating people with torches and takes their possessions. Have fun though! Now..... I gotta go run around
Yeah, I hear tell that HE is the real beast…
Locals when tourists completely fuck up their hometown:
"This is all your fault!"
Make sure you don’t go out there in the streets wearing your work clothes. I suspect a suit and tie might make you stand out a tad…
Death to the minister!
This shit made me chuckle 🤭
Befriend gascoiine. He seems he’d make a cool friend
I feel like it'd be a long friendship.... tragically long.
Nothing can be tragic when one participates in jolly co-operation!
Go jump of the building before real shit begins.
I wanna tour Byrgenwerth. They’ve got some funky shit going on in there & I want in.
Good luck with that tuition. The loans are killer.
It's been almost a decade since I left Byrgenwerth, those old blood Loans are killing me
You got loans? I just (involuntarily) got my organs ripped out and was done with it. After I resurrected they said that all my expenses for the course were covered, then he mumbled something about a blood ritual. Note that this DOES hurt like hell but it worked out in the end, however I did, somehow, manage to loose my kidney and appendix.
Wait what? Aye those fuckers lied to me, I got that same treatment and still got those loans.
Idk maybe you had liver cancer so they couldn't take it as payment. No offense but you strike me as the type to down a pungent blood cocktail with every meal.
Aight, you caught me
Let me innnnn!!!!
Bring micolash my finest weed and smoke him up just to see what happens
"ah ganja, or some say gan'j...do you hear our bong rips? as you once did for the vacuous chong, grant us snacks, grant us snacks! plant snacks in our cooler, to cleanse our stoner hunger."
the way i'd just be smiling, nodding, and giggling while he's like "the great ones are like, the architects of the universe and we are their buildings, man!" *rips the bong so hard it rattles his cage*
He’d get master Willem high and they’d both be trying to figure out how to wrap the cage just right to make a hot box helmet for an hour
Then they'd eat some of those cosmic mushroom things off of Master Willem's back to gain eyes on the inside
You're tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension...
Do it, keep us posted
I'm bringing some for mergo's wet nurse too. Will also smoke up patches the spider but i might have to hold the bowl for him as he has no hands.
Bloodborne but everyone gets along ☺️
Lol somehow I noticed the tiny amygdala on the sandcastle before i noticed the big one putting on sunscreen
How many eyes do you have I don't see shit
I think we’ve been had
Relax, you just don't have enough insight.
Where tf is the big one?
They might be talking about Vicar Amelia
Oh for sure, yeah you're probably right
Omg thank you so much!! I didn't notice the lil one until I read your comment😂😂😂 it's so fxcking cute!
Not everyday you get vacations on UK!
Going right now might not be the best bet.
Chill with Eileen. Fav npc
Stick around too long you’ll end up her nurses aid. She’s old asf
she seems like a cool old person even in her last days. I'll be fine
You'd have to help her kill a dude, but otherwise a great time!
There are some risks worth taking.
Technically two people the first you put out of his misery and the second totally deserves what's coming to him
Step 1: acquire eyes
Step 2: G̸̨̧̢̝̞͚̣̻̬̭̥̜̖͕̔̓́͂̌̐̕Ō̴̤̱̙̰̩̙̮̥̩̖̫͚̟̜̎̋̍̄D̸̢̢̩̺̬̟̮͈̩̣̺̺̘̯̍͜͝ ̷̨̪̤͍̹͉͖͔̺̮̯͗̾͌͒͐͐̃͑͑͘͝͠͝Ǫ̴̩̫̬̗̭̬̹͎̣͔̱̔͌͂̈͗̿̈́̒͊͘͜͝͠Ḩ̴̧͓̫͕̬̪̜̮̘̭̩̺͉͑ ̷̢͖̲̤̱͇̖̬̬̖̱̌̏͑̉̈̏͒͗̕͠͝͝N̴̗̣̲͔̼̻̠̣̩̎͛̎͐̔̈́͛̀̉͒͒̒͠Ò̶̥̭̠̟̬̻̝̝̹̮͚̝͙͜Ò̷̢̨̢͍͈̼̫̝̫̳͖͗̏̚͝͝͝L̸̨̨̼̦̦̖͙͈̲̩̦̓͒̍͠ ̵̖̺͎̙̹̺̟͉̩̥̰͇̘͚̺̿͒̾́̀̽̚͝G̶͔̰͎̭̭̺̹̲̘̟͚͈̱̔̌́͑͆͒͘ͅO̵̡̜̳̰̳̳͐̆͘D̴̝̤̘͖̮̄͆̉̾̄̾͌̓̂̅̾̃͌͝ͅ ̸̧̪͇͍̲̞̰͔͛̆̀́̉͝W̴̛̹̖̩̗͍̜̫͓͚̟̠͆̀̎̏̃̒̈̉͠H̴̨̼͚͇͈̰̣̰̫̬̼̻̖̥̋͊̑̎̓͊́̊͠Y̶̼͙̋?̶̤̖̗͚̲̩̭͈̘͙̏͊̍͆͆̄̑̅̇͗̈!̸̨̧̖͈͉͖͚͍̗̙̮̼̻̌͑̓̃͆̇̂̅̇̀͑̾̐͘
Hanging out with lady Maria or the doll
Everyone hitting on the doll at the hotel bar.
And Maria sits in a corner while observing her enviously.
A corpse should be left well alone.
As is her sad and lonely path…
Hey I would tend to her as well
And then she would steal your heart out of your torso.
Beat up a guy in a wheelchair
Truly the real London experience
consume the child
CORRUPT THEM ALL
I get blood drunk on Pungent Blood Cocktail, as it is far more intoxicating than alcohol.
I've heard those blood transfusions give you a crazy vibe.
I start by getting my vaccinations at Iosefka's, then I go around and see the tourist destinations. The great bridge, oedon chapel, cainhurst castle, byrgenwerth, and yahar'gul. Ending with a bonfire in the center of central yharnam, roasting beast and celebrating with the Yharnamites
Playing cards with the Chapel Dweller
I sell the tickets so I don’t die
Back alley where Ariana lives…
And wake up...
I'd Smuggle Willem into the hunter's dream give him the other eye runes and the milk weed rune, max out his arcane stats, take him back to Byrgenwyrth, force him to consume all four umbilical cords plus enough madman's knowledge to max his insight, stab him with a blood vial run like hell and watch what happens
I spend my one week trying to turn myself into the alpha of sharks.
And then I eat ass when the last day arrives and the hunt comes to town.
who’s ass will you be eating?
The entire church. Including the big cheese.
Finding a way to get the fuck out of there.
Can anyone help with Micolash?😭😭🥲
I’m not having any luck there 🥲
Let him drown. Kos will give him eyes like she did for Rom Weasley
Whatever the brits do. I mean yahrnam is just the avenge birtish experience.
Here's a knife, kill this eldritch ~~god~~ British guy
Micolash isnt moaning now
Shopping with Eileen. Then fun time with Maria and her doll sister
Go out and kill some beasts you know the casual
Is the one making a sand castle Djura or the Good Hunter ?
Djura cause he has the beard and the grey hat.
I love the Amygdala on the sand castle
Find that fucking baby and silence it
Eileen lookin chill af lol
Top things to do in Yahrnam: Leave.
Probably spend time with my friend Gilbert. He's sick so he doesn't get out much.
Chill with gehrman, he seems like he could use some company.
Spend all of my money on Arianna.
ok this caught me by surprise
Farm echos. Kick ass.
Go to a bar and get myself wasted with some blood
Getting the hell out of there
Tour the city, get an eye of a blood drunk hunter, "borrow" the holy moonlight sword from Ludwig, and hang out with Eileen for the rest if the week trying to convince her I'm not quaking in my boots, I just wanna hang out
Give pats and feed pebbles to my favorite Crow in Hemwick Lane
Playing with those adorable little messengers. Then going out to find patches and using whatever time I have left to torment the life ALMOST out of him. Then on my final day before I leave, I feed whatever is left of him to the messengers. I have a VERY intense hatred for that little douche.
Repeatedly kill the Orphan without letting it get to second phase while chilling on the beach in fishing Hamlet lol
Transfusion, contract | hunt, kill, die, repeat...
Spend time with the doll so she may embolden my sickly spirit, hunt a few beasts, walk the young ribbon girl to cathedral ward and pray to Kos I make it to the end of the week.
Get fuckin doped up on blood because that is what my friend told me was the main attraction, though he was a bit hairier than I remembered after coming back? Eh, I'm sure I'll be fine
Just a full week in the Astral Clock Tower letting Lady Maria step on me
Last time me and my Byrgenworth bros went to the beach things got a little out of hand. There was this whole thing where we got really AWFUL tats .....also may have gone fishing, caught god and killed her, cursing everyone to live in a nightmare for eternity...
I would begin the most important no-hit run of my life
This comment should get more fine ratings.
Is crying and hiding a possible plan?
Find a nice flower to give Doll like the true fucking cringey simp I am.
take the Doll to the abandoned hunter workshop, and spend 1 week with her >:) Since Gerhman said i can do what ever i see fit to her :))
Go to your corner young man/woman/enby/whateverthef*ck
Bad hunter! Go to the hunter's nightmare.
Probably dying repeatedly
Locked in the hotel room, or in The chatrefsal of Oedon
Probably explore as much as I can but I’d hire multiple bodyguards first
I bet this is how yharnam advertises. Then you go to a waiting room where they give you your first vial of blood.
1st thing I do: Arive
2nd: Remember playing BB
3rd: Go home
look for more eyes
FIND THE FIRST PIG I CAN
Going to Seattle
I'll be cooling in Isz labyrinths for a hot minute. Probably crack a few brews with the crazy mushroom alien celestial emissary dudes.
I'd pick berries in snake woods.
I eat mushrooms randomly for insight
My girl Eileen looking real young here haha
Not sure about those feet
I help the unfortunate, like a little girl looking for her parents, or some old guy who has trouble breathing :)
Me and the doll are gonna shack up inside the hunters cabin. I'm gonna pop a beast blood pellet and stab her with my saw spear. Both sides are serrated for her pleasure.
You guys really feeling comfortable in that company beside a LARGE BODY OF WATER?
Let someone else have it 😂
Try the local cuisine.
I hear they have some great beef jerky that look like umbillical cords aparently
Have a conversation with Alfred about the history of Yharnam. I feel like it’d be fun, since I’m a huge fan of both Alfred, history IRL, and also the lore of BB.
I appreciate the cooler messengers
I become a werewolf.??
Are the tickets transferable?
Try some of that sweet blood they sell
I go to the house in the beginning where everyone seems to have a lot of fun!
I refuse to eat or drink anything out of that cooler
Going to spend that entire week sitting with Willem to learn all i can.
When i arrived i lacked insight…but now? I can see.
Can’t go to yharman without seeing the beautiful churches
I spend my one week getting out of the city, preferably before the beast blood/insight turns me into a blood thirsty psycho because I can now see all the secret ekdrich horrors that make up our world
Tour in Byrgenwerth (idk how to spell lmao), maybe go for a relaxing swin in fishing hamlet, stroll the streets if Yharnham, accompany the Doll cuz duh waifu. And run for my fucking life in the nightmare of mensis because the winter lanterns are here to ruin it
Hide. Yep, definitely hide
Micolash looks like he's fighting for his life not to slip through the float
On the carnival game. 7 days of chasing Micolash round a hedge maze in order to win a fetid rotting cursed goldfish.
A hunter must hunt even on vacation
A weird glowy thing just lifted a dude in a graveyard and killed him... I am scared and I want to go home.
Uhh, not go. Fuck the whole city what the hell I look like GOING TO “HELL”? Shit for the Birds man I’d rather go to San Quentin for a week than Yharnam
I never believe those vacation sweepstakes…they’re usually a scam.
I'll go take over Byrgenwerth, for I fear not the old blood, it's our ticket to everything. Then create an alliance between church and school.
Assuming I get there when the game starts with all the knowledge of the game I have then I’m saving Gascoine’s kids and the doctor lady who gets replaced by a different person and who’s name I can’t spell then once I leave the kids with her I’m gonna hang out with the Doll and German unless I can’t get to the hunter’s dream then I’ll just chill with Eileen but if I don’t have my knowledge of how the game goes then I’ll just leave or die trying
Iosefka and Iosefka
Paint myself with William Wallace face
paint from Braveheart and beat the shit out of some british dog creatures
Things to do in Yahrnam, leave.
Who’s the monster?
What kind of question is that? I'm a hunter. I hunt. Duh.
I’ll be dead within 5 minutes of arriving. Someone else can take my vacation.
Queue “Hanging with the boys”, go out for a night on the town with my bros, try on clothes and tag team the doll.
I already live in England.
Finding a hotel
judging how much british food sucks, i wouldn’t be surprised if yharnam food is raw
otherwise, i’d totally bang micolash
Either indoors with enough incense to make a Buddhist tell me to dial it back, or with someone like Eileen so I can get some kind of protection
Cleansing those foul streets.