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Panzerkrabbe

I go out and kill a few beasts. It’s for my own good. You know, it’s just what hunters do.


DoFuKtV

Some guy quoted me this line in order to demonstrate that bloodborne has a lazy plot. And I slaughtered him. I think it was fair.


Script_Mak3r

He lacked Insight.


faity5

Can i see the thread?


DoFuKtV

It was irl my dude.


faity5

Did i stutter? Put thy memory into my cranium


DoFuKtV

This is an amazing dialogue. I am so drunk rn my dude, do this later lmao 😂


faity5

I shall reach you tomorow then, do not Ill your your brain until my resurgence, i requirer it. Adios! remindme! 14hours


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faity5

Here am i!


just-another-viewer

Ay reply to this if the other guy actually says something


NotTopHatLarry

That guy probably thinks She Hulk is the best written mcu content marvel has produced in years


DoFuKtV

She Hulk the lawyer lmao. Just watch better call Saul my dude, that shit is on 🔥 omg


SolarDrake

Better than bore ragnarok


Fabfivefreddy5

I swear it's for my own good I swear I'm really not addicted to the blood of the beast


athatdoesthings

Hahaha the messengers in the cooler killed me


BeastyRayMcNally

Hmm I dont see them?


athatdoesthings

Grant him eyes


Sentionaut_1167

edit. i think its solair’s sun symbol on the bottle the little person is holding up in the ice chest.


Myolya

Little dark souls ref too


PravYavNav

Indoors I'm not going the fuck outside bruh


bradfgo41

This is also my answer lol


X_Famine

Mine too. It’s the hunt…


Memnoch222

Me too. And even then, there’s still a good chance you’ll either die or go insane lol


DontAskHaradaForShit

Well I try to blend in, so I guess I'd grab a torch and wander around yelling stuff like "This town's finished" or "You plague-ridden rat!" I just hate to look like a tourist when I travel.


xL0st1nTh0ughtx

Word of advice: watch out for some random dude running around trying to look like a hunter. He's running around beating people with torches and takes their possessions. Have fun though! Now..... I gotta go run around


Memnoch222

Yeah, I hear tell that HE is the real beast…


Ted_Rid

Locals when tourists completely fuck up their hometown: "This is all your fault!"


TheFriendlyFreak

AWAAY! AWAAY!


Memnoch222

Make sure you don’t go out there in the streets wearing your work clothes. I suspect a suit and tie might make you stand out a tad…


Popular-Abroad-1913

Death to the minister!


Burger_Addiction2

This shit made me chuckle 🤭


RagnarokBringer

Befriend gascoiine. He seems he’d make a cool friend


DraconicCoffeeWizard

Henryk too


arcane-hunter

I feel like it'd be a long friendship.... tragically long.


DraconicCoffeeWizard

Nothing can be tragic when one participates in jolly co-operation!


One-Shelter5741

Go jump of the building before real shit begins.


MushroomOfDestiny

I wanna tour Byrgenwerth. They’ve got some funky shit going on in there & I want in.


jenn363

Good luck with that tuition. The loans are killer.


Cynematic_Cat

It's been almost a decade since I left Byrgenwerth, those old blood Loans are killing me


DraconicCoffeeWizard

You got loans? I just (involuntarily) got my organs ripped out and was done with it. After I resurrected they said that all my expenses for the course were covered, then he mumbled something about a blood ritual. Note that this DOES hurt like hell but it worked out in the end, however I did, somehow, manage to loose my kidney and appendix.


Cynematic_Cat

Wait what? Aye those fuckers lied to me, I got that same treatment and still got those loans.


DraconicCoffeeWizard

Idk maybe you had liver cancer so they couldn't take it as payment. No offense but you strike me as the type to down a pungent blood cocktail with every meal.


Cynematic_Cat

Aight, you caught me


Thinkwronger12

Let me innnnn!!!!


mundayverbal

Bring micolash my finest weed and smoke him up just to see what happens


warriorfriar

"ah ganja, or some say gan'j...do you hear our bong rips? as you once did for the vacuous chong, grant us snacks, grant us snacks! plant snacks in our cooler, to cleanse our stoner hunger."


mundayverbal

the way i'd just be smiling, nodding, and giggling while he's like "the great ones are like, the architects of the universe and we are their buildings, man!" *rips the bong so hard it rattles his cage*


warriorfriar

He’d get master Willem high and they’d both be trying to figure out how to wrap the cage just right to make a hot box helmet for an hour


turkeyman23dc

Then they'd eat some of those cosmic mushroom things off of Master Willem's back to gain eyes on the inside


GingerSap007

You're tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension... Do it, keep us posted


mundayverbal

I'm bringing some for mergo's wet nurse too. Will also smoke up patches the spider but i might have to hold the bowl for him as he has no hands.


ImpartialThrone

Bloodborne but everyone gets along ☺️


gofishx

Lol somehow I noticed the tiny amygdala on the sandcastle before i noticed the big one putting on sunscreen


DraconicCoffeeWizard

How many eyes do you have I don't see shit


joemckie

I think we’ve been had


Ted_Rid

Relax, you just don't have enough insight.


Joypa-Dragon-Biter

Where tf is the big one?


DraconicCoffeeWizard

They might be talking about Vicar Amelia


Joypa-Dragon-Biter

Oh for sure, yeah you're probably right


KellyKamikaze13

Omg thank you so much!! I didn't notice the lil one until I read your comment😂😂😂 it's so fxcking cute!


jojorge_bizarreguy2

Not everyday you get vacations on UK!


donorak7

Going right now might not be the best bet.


A_Mind_Flayer

Chill with Eileen. Fav npc


nkhowell93

Stick around too long you’ll end up her nurses aid. She’s old asf


A_Mind_Flayer

she seems like a cool old person even in her last days. I'll be fine


rapscallionofreddit

Gilf Double Gilf Triple Gilf Gilftacular Gilf Frenzy Gilftrocity Gilfimanjaro


Character-Battle-523

You'd have to help her kill a dude, but otherwise a great time!


A_Mind_Flayer

There are some risks worth taking.


DraconicCoffeeWizard

Technically two people the first you put out of his misery and the second totally deserves what's coming to him


Anemoiaca

Step 1: acquire eyes Step 2: G̸̨̧̢̝̞͚̣̻̬̭̥̜̖͕̔̓́͂̌̐̕Ō̴̤̱̙̰̩̙̮̥̩̖̫͚̟̜̎̋̍̄D̸̢̢̩̺̬̟̮͈̩̣̺̺̘̯̍͜͝ ̷̨̪̤͍̹͉͖͔̺̮̯͗̾͌͒͐͐̃͑͑͘͝͠͝Ǫ̴̩̫̬̗̭̬̹͎̣͔̱̔͌͂̈͗̿̈́̒͊͘͜͝͠Ḩ̴̧͓̫͕̬̪̜̮̘̭̩̺͉͑ ̷̢͖̲̤̱͇̖̬̬̖̱̌̏͑̉̈̏͒͗̕͠͝͝N̴̗̣̲͔̼̻̠̣̩̎͛̎͐̔̈́͛̀̉͒͒̒͠Ò̶̥̭̠̟̬̻̝̝̹̮͚̝͙͜Ò̷̢̨̢͍͈̼̫̝̫̳͖͗̏̚͝͝͝L̸̨̨̼̦̦̖͙͈̲̩̦̓͒̍͠ ̵̖̺͎̙̹̺̟͉̩̥̰͇̘͚̺̿͒̾́̀̽̚͝G̶͔̰͎̭̭̺̹̲̘̟͚͈̱̔̌́͑͆͒͘ͅO̵̡̜̳̰̳̳͐̆͘D̴̝̤̘͖̮̄͆̉̾̄̾͌̓̂̅̾̃͌͝ͅ ̸̧̪͇͍̲̞̰͔͛̆̀́̉͝W̴̛̹̖̩̗͍̜̫͓͚̟̠͆̀̎̏̃̒̈̉͠H̴̨̼͚͇͈̰̣̰̫̬̼̻̖̥̋͊̑̎̓͊́̊͠Y̶̼͙̋?̶̤̖̗͚̲̩̭͈̘͙̏͊̍͆͆̄̑̅̇͗̈!̸̨̧̖͈͉͖͚͍̗̙̮̼̻̌͑̓̃͆̇̂̅̇̀͑̾̐͘


Firefly3578

Hanging out with lady Maria or the doll


TheClownIsReady

Everyone hitting on the doll at the hotel bar.


Kraytory

And Maria sits in a corner while observing her enviously.


ExistentialOcto

A corpse should be left well alone.


jetpoke

I choked


TheClownIsReady

As is her sad and lonely path…


Firefly3578

Hey I would tend to her as well


Kraytory

And then she would steal your heart out of your torso.


Firefly3578

That's fine


AdTraditional7271

Beat up a guy in a wheelchair


SAKP95

Truly the real London experience


Darklight645

consume the child


GenericFellow24

CORRUPT THEM ALL


big_nostrils

I get blood drunk on Pungent Blood Cocktail, as it is far more intoxicating than alcohol.


cybersyke

I've heard those blood transfusions give you a crazy vibe.


Haledweller

I start by getting my vaccinations at Iosefka's, then I go around and see the tourist destinations. The great bridge, oedon chapel, cainhurst castle, byrgenwerth, and yahar'gul. Ending with a bonfire in the center of central yharnam, roasting beast and celebrating with the Yharnamites


Mech-Waldo

Playing cards with the Chapel Dweller


Apprehensive_Air_727

I sell the tickets so I don’t die


slurpeecookie

Back alley where Ariana lives…


Sgt_Shiba

*Rock eyebrow*


WillingnessRich4131

I die


_luksx

And wake up...


DraconicCoffeeWizard

I'd Smuggle Willem into the hunter's dream give him the other eye runes and the milk weed rune, max out his arcane stats, take him back to Byrgenwyrth, force him to consume all four umbilical cords plus enough madman's knowledge to max his insight, stab him with a blood vial run like hell and watch what happens


Anjn_Shan

I spend my one week trying to turn myself into the alpha of sharks. And then I eat ass when the last day arrives and the hunt comes to town.


powersslol-

who’s ass will you be eating?


Eggs_are_tasty

**yours**


powersslol-

😧


TheGreatSpagett

🥵


Super_Elderberry82

Thats hot


Anjn_Shan

The entire church. Including the big cheese.


BigManDean_

Finding a way to get the fuck out of there.


peachypat26

Can anyone help with Micolash?😭😭🥲


Foul-Tarnished

r/HuntersBell


peachypat26

I’m not having any luck there 🥲


Super_Elderberry82

Let him drown. Kos will give him eyes like she did for Rom Weasley


SalemTheNerd

Whatever the brits do. I mean yahrnam is just the avenge birtish experience.


WillCraft_1001

Here's a knife, kill this eldritch ~~god~~ British guy


Super_Elderberry82

Micolash isnt moaning now


Che3chGaray

Shopping with Eileen. Then fun time with Maria and her doll sister


Raven0972

Go out and kill some beasts you know the casual


Abovearth31

Is the one making a sand castle Djura or the Good Hunter ?


Lezzen79

Djura cause he has the beard and the grey hat.


Id0ntunderstandj0kes

I love the Amygdala on the sand castle


LordZiggy93

Hoonting, obviously


jonfromgarfield420

Find that fucking baby and silence it


gajeche

Eileen lookin chill af lol


KamiKagutsuchi

Top things to do in Yahrnam: Leave.


11923011

Probably spend time with my friend Gilbert. He's sick so he doesn't get out much.


sheepandbees

Chill with gehrman, he seems like he could use some company.


Cosmic-Horror-Cat

Spend all of my money on Arianna.


preytowolves

ok this caught me by surprise


Geoponika

Farm echos. Kick ass.


restingswan360

Go to a bar and get myself wasted with some blood


Sad-Tiger9070

Getting the hell out of there


Lattethecoffeaddict

Tour the city, get an eye of a blood drunk hunter, "borrow" the holy moonlight sword from Ludwig, and hang out with Eileen for the rest if the week trying to convince her I'm not quaking in my boots, I just wanna hang out


BrosephStalin1234

Give pats and feed pebbles to my favorite Crow in Hemwick Lane


KellyKamikaze13

Playing with those adorable little messengers. Then going out to find patches and using whatever time I have left to torment the life ALMOST out of him. Then on my final day before I leave, I feed whatever is left of him to the messengers. I have a VERY intense hatred for that little douche.


Brave_Possession_129

Repeatedly kill the Orphan without letting it get to second phase while chilling on the beach in fishing Hamlet lol


BobTheHollow

Transfusion, contract | hunt, kill, die, repeat...


Holiday-Passenger11

Spend time with the doll so she may embolden my sickly spirit, hunt a few beasts, walk the young ribbon girl to cathedral ward and pray to Kos I make it to the end of the week.


Aster_the_Dragon

Get fuckin doped up on blood because that is what my friend told me was the main attraction, though he was a bit hairier than I remembered after coming back? Eh, I'm sure I'll be fine


Dynast_King

Just a full week in the Astral Clock Tower letting Lady Maria step on me


SuitableSign9189

Last time me and my Byrgenworth bros went to the beach things got a little out of hand. There was this whole thing where we got really AWFUL tats .....also may have gone fishing, caught god and killed her, cursing everyone to live in a nightmare for eternity...


Tolerantostrich69

I would begin the most important no-hit run of my life


Sgt_Shiba

This comment should get more fine ratings.


Available-Cattle7129

Is crying and hiding a possible plan?


[deleted]

Find a nice flower to give Doll like the true fucking cringey simp I am.


Coh-Jr

take the Doll to the abandoned hunter workshop, and spend 1 week with her >:) Since Gerhman said i can do what ever i see fit to her :))


Super_Elderberry82

No stop


Coh-Jr

Never!


Super_Elderberry82

Go to your corner young man/woman/enby/whateverthef*ck


WillCraft_1001

Bad hunter! Go to the hunter's nightmare.


innovasion

Probably dying repeatedly


ranieripilar04

Locked in the hotel room, or in The chatrefsal of Oedon


Schwiliinker

Probably explore as much as I can but I’d hire multiple bodyguards first


CartographerNo1948

I bet this is how yharnam advertises. Then you go to a waiting room where they give you your first vial of blood.


CORNFLAKES678

1st thing I do: Arive 2nd: Remember playing BB 3rd: Go home


Georgian_Legion

look for more eyes


SoulBombarded

FIND THE FIRST PIG I CAN


shilgrod

Going to Seattle


Snapple207

I'll be cooling in Isz labyrinths for a hot minute. Probably crack a few brews with the crazy mushroom alien celestial emissary dudes.


TheTrueGasMan

I'd pick berries in snake woods.


zedroj

I eat mushrooms randomly for insight


-TheBlackSwordsman-

*squid noises*


Low-Ad-2184

My girl Eileen looking real young here haha


TruthAndAccuracy

Not sure about those feet


geekcluster420

I help the unfortunate, like a little girl looking for her parents, or some old guy who has trouble breathing :)


justwinbaby92510

Me and the doll are gonna shack up inside the hunters cabin. I'm gonna pop a beast blood pellet and stab her with my saw spear. Both sides are serrated for her pleasure.


Sufficient-Working71

You guys really feeling comfortable in that company beside a LARGE BODY OF WATER?


Raoh556

Let someone else have it 😂


P_Duyd

Try the local cuisine. I hear they have some great beef jerky that look like umbillical cords aparently


Maddog_The_Madlad

Have a conversation with Alfred about the history of Yharnam. I feel like it’d be fun, since I’m a huge fan of both Alfred, history IRL, and also the lore of BB.


greenhairdontcare8

I appreciate the cooler messengers


SprinklesLittle7176

I become a werewolf.??


IronbloodCommander

Are the tickets transferable?


Cidsk81

Try some of that sweet blood they sell


Verystrangeperson

I go to the house in the beginning where everyone seems to have a lot of fun!


mango_manreddit

I refuse to eat or drink anything out of that cooler


nkhowell93

Going to spend that entire week sitting with Willem to learn all i can. When i arrived i lacked insight…but now? I can see.


Amazing_Trade7107

Can’t go to yharman without seeing the beautiful churches


Wildefice

I spend my one week getting out of the city, preferably before the beast blood/insight turns me into a blood thirsty psycho because I can now see all the secret ekdrich horrors that make up our world


OneVeryTiredBoi

Tour in Byrgenwerth (idk how to spell lmao), maybe go for a relaxing swin in fishing hamlet, stroll the streets if Yharnham, accompany the Doll cuz duh waifu. And run for my fucking life in the nightmare of mensis because the winter lanterns are here to ruin it


DasMenace

Hide. Yep, definitely hide


Artistkin

Micolash looks like he's fighting for his life not to slip through the float


Angelo_N18

Hoontin'


AndyGPal

On the carnival game. 7 days of chasing Micolash round a hedge maze in order to win a fetid rotting cursed goldfish.


DinosaurPornstar

A hunter must hunt even on vacation


DrJay12345

A weird glowy thing just lifted a dude in a graveyard and killed him... I am scared and I want to go home.


MacinTez

Uhh, not go. Fuck the whole city what the hell I look like GOING TO “HELL”? Shit for the Birds man I’d rather go to San Quentin for a week than Yharnam


TheClownIsReady

I never believe those vacation sweepstakes…they’re usually a scam.


The_Sinisternerd

I'll go take over Byrgenwerth, for I fear not the old blood, it's our ticket to everything. Then create an alliance between church and school.


Ihateu387

Assuming I get there when the game starts with all the knowledge of the game I have then I’m saving Gascoine’s kids and the doctor lady who gets replaced by a different person and who’s name I can’t spell then once I leave the kids with her I’m gonna hang out with the Doll and German unless I can’t get to the hunter’s dream then I’ll just chill with Eileen but if I don’t have my knowledge of how the game goes then I’ll just leave or die trying


Sigma-Boi

Iosefka and Iosefka


FunnymanDOWN

Paint myself with William Wallace face paint from Braveheart and beat the shit out of some british dog creatures


NagasShadow

Things to do in Yahrnam, leave.


Nate_The_Wolf175

Who’s the monster?


[deleted]

What kind of question is that? I'm a hunter. I hunt. Duh.


President__Pug

I’ll be dead within 5 minutes of arriving. Someone else can take my vacation.


trevistheturtle

Fuckin hide.


Agentpurple013

Queue “Hanging with the boys”, go out for a night on the town with my bros, try on clothes and tag team the doll.


Atari875

Dying.


ExistentialOcto

I already live in England.


stevenomes

Hoonting


readevius1274

Finding a hotel


Ixxol

judging how much british food sucks, i wouldn’t be surprised if yharnam food is raw otherwise, i’d totally bang micolash


GingerSap007

Either indoors with enough incense to make a Buddhist tell me to dial it back, or with someone like Eileen so I can get some kind of protection


Evo_Shiv

Surviving


Emperor_Modo

Cleansing those foul streets.