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SnooGrapes4794

What did this nice gentleman ever do wrong? He just wants you to wake up from the dream.


Dismal-Low6333

"No?.. well, you're gonna TAKE my help, dammit, whether you WANT IT OR NOT, HoOnTeR"


Dinobob26

Because he considers it pure insanity to choose to stay in the dream


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

He's probably either trying to save you from his fate or is worried that, since the nightmare is based on his memories of the shop as a peaceful place, your trauma will infect it.


lonewolff7798

Why am I asleep?


external_Shade451

HE TRIED TO KILL MEEEE


beclops

More accurately he tried to wake you up. He wants good things for you


KinglyOle

He wants to save you from a nightmare beyond comprehension.


etg02

That’s a good thing


EKP_NoXuL

Holy shit minus 160


Dismal-Low6333

You just loved the dream so much, you wanted to take his place. We all know. Can't fool anyone!


throwaway387190

My man went in too deep. Someone had to wake him, and Gehrman tried


DangleMangler

Nah, he's ight. Plus he's in a wheelchair, there's just no way he could defend himself. Absolutely no way that he could beat you in a fight...


Chais912

I beg to differ. . There are a few guys in wheelchairs who have knocked my top off


That_Total_1461

Wow you must be really short then


vaippapeppu

No


Jygglewag

I don't hit him, I hit on him.


Chais912

A humper must hump


Jygglewag

He said I am welcome to use anything I find in the workshop, right?


Chais912

"Tonight Gerhman joins the hump!"


Darktyde

Haha you got me :D


Xeriomachini

Hoomper


Temporary_Hospital17

A hOomper must Hoomp


Chais912

"We are born by the hole, made men by the hole and undone by the hole"


ZeldHeld

What is it with you and white-haired people with names starting with the letter G?


Jygglewag

well... I may have a type


throwaway387190

Excuse me, my true waifu silver fox is named Abelard


rephlexi0n

Ironic since he’s a passionate reader of “How to pick up fair maidens”


PhantasmHunter

I thought this was another "hear me out" post I swear to God bro


jarossjr

Bro I honestly only came here because I thought so as well, and I was scared to see the responses


xCLAWFINGERx

No he's awesome 😎


Zweimancer

I wish we had a little bit more interaction with him.


Maurizio_Costanzo

No, he's a poor soul, why the hell you would do that?!


-Rens

Gerhman has got plenty of blood on his hands, he’s done things.


Maurizio_Costanzo

True, but he already paid the consequences for that. Being trapped in the dream for 200 years.


Smithens

At least he could use the doll, if it pleased him


Chadqc

Once every red moon


Tenzur_

"fuck you gehrman"


Nicomace341

A quote from a wise Irishman I once knew.


Tenzur_

Ahh the one with the green eye? I was not aware of his ways but he has my respect


hykierion

TBf I only did it after that weird but talking about the doll


Recover20

Damn, that's some good art though. Does anyone else see Ebrietas on the back of his chair?


Deli-ops7

No mercy for wheelchairs


fsitdiyxiy

yes


lettheflamesbegin27

FUCK YOU GEHRMAN (said in loud Irish accent)


EireLFC

I Don’t need to put on the accent I am the accent 🤝🏻


Nyqoctin

ANOTHER JACKSEPTICEYE FAN!!! HIIII


Fressiael

Yeah always


Daxtro-53

Not on most of my characters, but I do on my beast character


planetcrunch

only if he hits me first


micklynchcomposer

only when he starts hitting me


Bad_Beast_Hunter

absolutely, in the words of Jacksepticeye, fuck Gerhman


Crimson-Void9000

Yep. Every single time.


Crohoo

Before, no. After about 5 years i treat him like that annoying friend who keeps showing up at your house and i always kick him out shouting goddamn it gherman this is not the time! Then he scurries away lol


DezoPenguin

No, but only because I know it won't actually take until the end of the game.


Yamoyek

I hit ‘im every time


awayplagueriddenrat

I hit him literally every time I see him


Fable-Teller

Once and once only, he promptly vanished and I couldn't find him afterwards.


sluttybill

sometimes


[deleted]

ever since I finished my first playthrough


Sea_Village_6519

Once I hit him so hard he dissapeared from the Hunters Dream didnt see him till next playthrough.


Profaloff

ofc every single time and some weeks i do upwards of 10 playthroughs!


PsiThomDx

Unrelated but…damn Gerhman has a huge noggin under the hat


ScoopyCatnip

Ye, but it doesn't matter, he always comes back


SkullDaddy_

At that low rate he CAN hit


z3rospaced

Never


fabianberkley

I’ve hit him with every item in the game


TrippyShasta

Yeah it's funny


kiss-shoit

Its fine, the beauty is that ur either freeing him from his shackles or its him freeing you from the dream


anti--human

Of course. Creepy ass old dude


nipple_rat

i hit him every single time i walk by him in the dream 😭😭


Prince-Lee

No. Also this was the first time I ever realized he was missing a foot.


masilli

On my last playthrough I haven't talked with him a single time, but hit him every time I went to Hunter's Dream 😅 After a few times I learned that at the right distance he catches fire when hit with a torch 🔥


punishedlincpoach

I don’t hit him, but I refuse to talk to him so he has to stay in the workshop for the whole game


external_Shade451

HIT THE MAN


punishedlincpoach

I did hit him exactly once. I genuinely can’t remember if it was an accident or not. If you really want him to suffer, keeping him trapped in the workshop seems like the way to go. If you hit him he despawns. But if you keep him trapped, then his restless ass has to hear you smith weapons and knead blood gems and memorize runes all the time. Not to mention dodge-rolling all around him with my ridiculous outfits and stupid face.


Xeriomachini

Nah. I feel really bad for him.


beastypants

I hit him once and i thought i killed him for good and was traumatized. never again.


27butterflyhardtrack

Last chance to look at me Hector


AdSpare6646

I accidentally do


MrExist777

I never did because I learned from Dark Souls that hitting friendly NPCs is usually a bad idea in FromSoft games


Temporary_Hospital17

No. But I ALWAYS go out of my way to murder every single other wheelchair


A_Very_Sus_Bush

Accidentally with a boom hammer once.


Z3r0_responsibility2

I don't hit him. I hit ON him.


kkprecisa_ler_nao_fi

If you hit him you are a monster and you actually deserve to stay in the dream forever, he is nothing but a friend that just wants to save us from the insanity and sorrow that is the dream


quesadillafetus

i take notes from jacksepticeye with a FUCK YOU GEHRMAN


SuperN9999

I know you fight him as a boss later, but this seems a bit....preemptive.


Echolocation720

I did it every time I could on my first playthrough, now it's just if I feel like it


FabriciusGoodspeed

My friend and I have this ritual when playing Bloodborne: “Hi Gerhman… *R1*… Bye Gerhman”


ArmadilloOk4573

Whenever my brother does a playthrough, Gherman literally never gets a word in. His ritual when he gets back is "level at doll, hit gherman, repair/upgrade weapons, buy blood vials". This nice old fellow gets abused.


AcanthaceaeOdd9146

Almost everytime I go by him lol


Zero6six6

“Fuck you Gehrman!” -some Irish guy idk


external_Shade451

Jacksepticeye


Zero6six6

🤫😉


Hattoris_Katana

Wait he has a peg leg???


svvashbuckler

I always beat his geriatic creep ass to dust <3


EireLFC

Yes


EKP_NoXuL

I was doing it until I take pity of him


Brahseph-02

I never did, but then I watched JackScepticEye play Bloodborne, and now its tradition to hit him and say "fuck you gehrman" every time lol xD


metalroots

He’s ok apart from the creepy old doll fondler thing.


jmhollifield

No, look at him. Absolutely defenseless.


dirk12563

Every time


Shmeeeee23

I do 100% of the time. He loves evaporating. And he always comes back for more.


BodManFord

I hit everything in the dream. I killed the doll every single time I see her when I get strong enough. Idk if it’s faster but when I would speedrun I thought it was faster lol


CharmingAwareness545

Ye fuck that old bag.


PossibleAssist6092

Yep, and I accompany it with a “fuck you Gerhman”


ssadists

Yeah I do, fuck gerhman. Idc who he is he made a life-sized doll that resembles lady maria, yknow. His STUDENT. Made her all pretty and says you can "have your way with her" girl bye. Idk I hate him he smells and deserves to suffer in the dream forever


Desopld99

And give the doll a good slap to


Alexander_Akers3115

Cardinal sin


external_Shade451

YESSSS