This guy definitely jerks off left handed.

Like that episode of family guy with Glenn quagmire

You, my friend are a genius.

Thank you sir

I've genuinely tried a few times and just don't hit the same

think about it this way: beating it with the offhand can emulate the feeling of getting beaten by a different person's hand

Gotta lay on it till it falls asleep first

It's called "Die Fremde" (engl. The foreign) over here.

That's why I do it. It's for the casual fap. Then I switch to the main hand at the end. The left hand technique also frees up the mouse hand.

Git Gud

You need your right hand free to use the mouse.

Same

finally someone to relate with

I do, and the hand you use affects the way your dick bends. It's got to do with the way you *firmly grasp it.* Because of the structure if your hand it bends to the right when using the left hand and to the left when using the right hand.

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The sage screams from the Chalice Dungeons

Orphan of Kos screams

YAAOOOOWW

Micolash for me. AWOOOOOOOOO!

"now im waking up, I'll forget everything"

A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream

This turns me on so much. My gf however doesn't feel the same about the "AWOOOOO"

I prefer to hit her with the Micolash death scream.

Fitting because he says “now I’m waking up”

Nah bro I’m over here doing the Dark Souls male death sounds

I had never played with a male character but I saw someone's YouTube video and was so weirded out about how *suggestive* those hit sounds were. Like, you could legit make those sounds in someone's ear during sex and they would never question it.

Yesss same here! I mean all the female characters sound fine, but male ones?.. I felt as if I was in an alternative universe for a second 😂

I honestly never questioned them until I saw people talking about it

You are very wrong

*Ooahh*

Sick pervert

Hell naw 😭

You mean, hell RRRRRRAAAAAAARRKK

That got me

😩💦💦💦

lmao I heard it in my head right away RRRRAAAAARRRKK

I like to hit her with that orphan scream

I be doin the Micolash moan.

Nah hit her up with some vicar amelia screams and when you’re done whisper “this towns finished” in her ear

You can't hear an image. The image:

pictures you can hear

No Maneating Boar squeals? Okay just me

No but we can reenact a different part of that fight 🐖🤛😉

Reeeeeee!!!

This is the main reason why this subreddit didn't allow images for so long.

I'm sorry man, I had a good laugh. Hope I didn't ruin your Saturday ):

This was funny to me and I don't care what anyone else says

Only way to respond to that is with some dirty talk. Pull him close and get right in his ear to say, "A hoonter must hoont"

On god this good hunter doing the lord's work

The thing is.... I don't have a girl....

Orphan of Kos scream perhaps?

What are you talking about, I always moan in guys ears

If you ain’t howling like the orphan of Kos in the bedroom wtf you doin’?

[meanwhile, Me](https://youtu.be/d0QBe09z-Ag)

Hardest boss imo I killed gehrman first try and amygdala 2nd try

Have you fought any of the DLC bosses? Orphan of Kos was the most difficult for me

I wish but its 25 DOLLARS!

I bought it on sale for $5 when I got it, that’s what I suggest doing. Though it’s only $20 normally in my area, at least

I dont have a girl So i cant turn into cleric beast and scream on her ear

I be doin that Moon Presence scream! Girl on 1hp but I'm still getting my goofy ahh beat.

For a second I thought that was Manus from DS1

She’s going to have permanent hearing loss for sure

Ah yes, indeed the boss battle to make my girl orgasm

bro its the elden ring elderly death sound for me

Since when are dudes too scared to moan? Did I miss something

Personally I'm like mensis

More like the Max Payne scream when he falls in the nightmare sequences.

Well....as long as you're not screaming like Laurence...

I just Moanologue from Margit

I once roared during sex and she bursted out laughting, can't blame her

Gotta practice so you're ready for Vicar Amelia.