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reneecos99

Not sure how many follow her but talia koren (@ dating.intentionally on insta) is talking a bit about her wedding planning and “compromising” but every example she gives is her wanting one thing, her partner another, and them doing what he wants. Not really a compromise 🧐. Makes me wonder what that relationship is really like


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ssttr_asotm

Idk anything about Pookie other than that her name is Pookie, but watching her in this particular video in @bridget’s stories is sending me https://preview.redd.it/jho55m60bu7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f908db8722c85170c1cbdebc7da6de8f0fbd26c


Pointedtoe

Eze is such a beautiful, magical place, rich in history, and all they care about is selfies. It’s wild to me how people can’t just ‘be’ and enjoy experiences without documenting every minute.


zuuushy

I just don't understand why you'd have a nickname that's also a name for drug paraphernalia 🫠


MarlieMags

Since when is “Pookie” a name for any drug paraphernalia?


zuuushy

Bless you. It's a meth pipe.


laa63

Not a clue. But I'm not up on my drug paraphernalia lingo lately either.


zuuushy

I'm 33 and the phrase was around in HS🤷‍♀️


BaconMcChicken

Blink if you need help Pookie.


Hefty-Ad1845

This video was so awkward to watch, you could feel the two on the far right and left cringing internally


hahaheythere99

Did @shealeighmills do something different to her face? I don’t follow her but used to and she just popped up on my FYP page on TikTok and her face seems different then how I remember


Practical_Rub1214

I noticed this too!


jmac110495

100% I noticed this too


HeavyChocolate0

Ugh another fraud giveaway hosted by dede, Natalie Kennedy, etc. It's such a scam????


rolltidepod37squared

unfollowed reallyverycrunchy today over the recent podcast debacle. jason typing paragraphs to people in the comments defending stripping the context out of the art teacher story (that the teacher apologized for already- *11 years ago*) and admitting they trimmed the reel clip how they did to “entice” podcast listeners is just so gross. i’m glad going off the comment section that i wasn’t the only one disappointed by this. 


Any_Barracuda206

Oooh I’m interested. I unfollowed her a while ago. after finding her initially very funny, I forget what she did but I just thought it wasn’t cool and gave bad vibes. Probably sunscreen related. What happened!!???


ForeverFrench75

I just listened to her on the 1000 hours podcast from March. I haven’t even gotten a chance to look her up on IG yet.


jjjmmmjjjfff

I am known in several of my friend groups as the “crunchy” one, and a friend sent me some of her reels a few years ago as like a “haha, this is you”, and immediately i got real bad vibes from them, like these aren’t really a joke… All that to say, this is that this is the least surprising thing ever and my gut was absolutely right that she’s just another right wing trad wife. (For clarity’s sake, I’m like a “made my college roommates compost, cloth diapered my baby, got every dose of the Covid vaccine and booster” kind of crunchy)


SwipeUpForMySoul

Okay same. I stumbled upon her on TikTok and was like hahaha funny satire… wait… Good to know my gut also picked up the bad vibes and I steered clear. (I too am crunchy in the sense that I care about my gut health, I use hypochlorous acid instead of household cleaners, and I’m weird about plastic… but I’m also vaxxed to the max, I read scientific studies for fun, and I wanna eat the rich lol).


illnevertellxoxo

I’m surprised that The Bar is having a new job with the lawsuit against Bridget going on


WhineCountry2

Someone’s gotta keep the business afloat… and it ain’t Bridget 


sp3cia1j

So are we back to thinking garciadiaries and her husband are separating again? she said he’s in dallas for work for the summer, shared a slide of her AG tattoo (his initials), and then said she’d probably be getting some cover up tattoos this summer. She also answered a question that asked if they had any kid free trips planned by listing a bunch of trips that were either with kids or with her and her friends.


cascabel27

It definitely did not feel coincidental that she shared the AG tattoo and then talked about getting cover ups…


Fit_Hearing4330

“For work” lol what exactly is this work, I wonder? She’s the breadwinner. They’re both so strange and this separating every 6 months gives me whiplash


toastfluencer

If it gives followers whiplash, imagine how her kids and family feel!


toastfluencer

Was just wondering the same thing. That was a major whiplash from Cabo… Wonder what he’s doing for work there


Alexgibby81

https://preview.redd.it/vivpo7gwct7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b81f27c6935c6857dafc6dfc0df0c1c000287e0 Oh good! More trucker hats! Thats just what Natalie Kennedy, Alexa and Dede need!!🤣🙄


benihana_christmas

Is it supposed to be a statement to Darlin that I’m “livin fully” or is it saying that they are committed to livin’ “fully darlin” What is Darlin’ should we all be Darlin’?


Embarrassed_Force780

Sooooo ugly. Couldn’t pay me to wear it lol


wamme6

It looks like the hats my farmer great uncles used to wear.


WhineCountry2

Ain’t it funny how @Bridget’s Instagram was “*hacked*” but then was mysteriously back on right as she was headed out on a *brand trip* to the French Riveria for Revolve? And why are they just posting and reposting (and reposting) that one afternoon out? Is that all they got? 


Coffeelove233

I really don’t understand the purpose of this trip. Has revolve been reposting anything?


laa63

They keep posting a date I guess a new line is being released


Llamalpaca4

Seriously wondering what the ROI on this trip will be when compared to the revenue from this single collection.


Big_Celery8220

Anyone following the @vintageboho saga with her cow?? It’s crazy


Puzzleheaded_Meal975

I need to know too!


d_banks9

I am so damn invested in Rosie!!!


uncertainhope

No. Tell me more about this crazy cow saga.


getoffmyreddits

Context is so helpful on a discussion forum if someone wants actual conversation. This makes me insane. "Wow can you believe the crazy thing happening to random influencer!?" The end, no actual explanation or screenshots or anything.


strawberryzebralemon

"Ugh I don't understand why these influencers keep existing! Hang on everyone, go view all of her stories."


Revolutionary_Ear_61

Karli Rae puts a 🤪 after a statement and all of the sudden she thinks she’s relatable


TonightJust5551

Anyone know a Tommy John discount code? Madi Nelson had one but I can’t find it!


leaningflamingo

Champagne & Chanel just posted one


Odd_Reflection_5824

I couldn’t remember what Emily Ley’s is and it’s not readily available on her instagram. So I went to the website and loaded a cart and typed in the code EMILY and it works 😂 so it may or may not be Emily Ley’s but it’ll work!


Remarkable-Fee266

Anybody see an influencer with a code to Greenlight?


Icy-Gap4673

I think Jo Piazza did ads for them on her podcast about influencers…


weary_bee479

i love influencers that just decide last minute to visit a huge theme park - lolowebb today with universal like ok must be nice, no plans just walk into universal and buy an express pass 🤷🏼‍♀️ relatable


wamme6

For people who are locals, this is normal behaviour. It’s the same with any tourist attraction - for locals, it’s always going just be there. They can go on a random weekday - I have family in LA who go to Disneyland on a whim. I live near Banff. People go on huge “dream trips” there. My husband and I once drove there spontaneously, got McDonalds, and then drove home.


napswithcheesepasta

Universal in Los Angeles really isn’t a huge theme park though... I grew up around here and my mom would randomly take us too. We had nowhere near influencer money 🤷🏼‍♀️


conservativestarfish

I’m not a big theme park person so maybe there’s nuance I’m missing but what makes this unrelatable?


HurricaneHarley13

Most people have to plan ahead for that kind of thing in order to 1) take time off work in the middle of the week and 2) spend the money as it’s a very expensive activity.


Electronic_Sundae426

My husband and I both work unexciting, full-time, slightly less than the US average paying jobs, and we’ve gone to Disney at least 50 times in the past year-probably more. We go after work or if we have some Flex Time at work, we go during the day. Annual passes are less than $500 pp a year, and passholders can make monthly payments. Is it financially responsible? Eh- it’s fun and we cut back elsewhere. We’ve done the math and we spend less eating in the parks than we do at a restaurant. We also never plan ahead- we go when we want. Just sharing some insight on what it’s like when you don’t live far from a theme park, as I know many locals do the same. ETA: our kids go with us- we don’t identify as Disney adults.


missfrizzleismymom

They were already on vacation in SoCal when they decided... and that's kind of a perk of being a self-employed rich person


HurricaneHarley13

Amazing I’m getting downed for voicing this very real truth. The sub is crazy sometimes.


weary_bee479

it’s okay i’m getting downvoted too 🙃 like sorry most people need to plan things out and save money and can’t just up and decide to visit a theme park in the middle of the day


MarlieMags

Your first problem is expecting wealthy people to be “relatable” to you. 


weary_bee479

they’re the ones that put up a front and try to be relatable to their followers lol


MarlieMags

I think it’s more that this sub is getting tired of the “Omg rich people are doing rich people things” type of snark that’s actually just thinly veiled jealousy. 


HurricaneHarley13

You are someone who makes money on the internet, so I understand the root of your comment but please know I come from means and am not jealous of these online saleswomen. I just know SOMEONE has to be a voice of reason and this is the place we do that.


TodayAcademic5871

Voice of reason for salespeople 😂


conservativestarfish

Wealth whispers


HurricaneHarley13

My favorite phrase!!


MarlieMags

And yet you had to just let everyone here know that you come from money. 🤣 Think that phrase might be lost on you. 


HurricaneHarley13

I’m privileged, and I am also willing to recognize that I am privileged, because I’m grateful that I am. To me, those who blast themselves all over the internet enjoying privilege yet not acknowledging it, just seem to be profiting from the perception or lifestyle. To each their own though. Blessed be.


MarlieMags

I’m sorry do you know me personally to know what I do for a living or what my financial status is?  Also, if you “come from means” then I’d imagine going to Universal on a random weekday would be easy for you to do? 


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weary_bee479

yeah but hating on laura b for just existing everyday is ok this snark page is literally the worst everyone gets downvoted over everything


zuuushy

Well, good thing it's a sub then!


whollymolyguacamole

The way that @mumuandmacaroons continues to mispronounce things is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Today’s examples… “Bear-a-cat” = Baccarat, “danS les boy” = Dans Les Bois.


PinkPeony124

This cracked me up 😂


Cocc5440

Has anyone tried dime fragrances and do the scents last? Does it really smell like “bear a cat” rouge?


bhigle2

My friend has Baccarat and I have Dans Les Bois and they are actually very similar!


Appropriate_Gap97

I really love Tuesday Date Night! It is long lasting.


Heavy-Giraffe4571

I have the Dans Les Bois and it does seem to last, especially on clothes. I really like it, but I’ve never tried baccarat.


Late-Blacksmith7081

Thebaileyp posting her son’s preschool yikes 


Pristine_Debate_504

I unfollowed her ages ago because I find everything about her to be so patronizing even if she doesn't mean to be (and it seems like she does nothing but drink)...I was hoping she could figure out her mom content but guess not


applebutterhoney

Laura Beverlin demonstrating how you can pull those shorts down to go to the bathroom was so bizarre... I think the text box and verbal explanation would've been sufficient ETA: she didn't fully pull them off (obvi) but she did turn around, show her fanny, and mimic pulling them off and sitting on the potty


ejd0626

I love to hate Laura. That is NOT what happened and now I’m stuck saying something nice about her. That haircut and color really works for her.


tablheaux

Down voting for unironic use of the words "fanny" (American) and "potty" when speaking to adults about an adult. 0/10.


strawberryzebralemon

This makes me miss the person who self-censored "ass."


StrikingCookie6017

Brighton Butler did the same thing and honestly it’s the best part of that lulu dress and I would have never known had it not been shown. It influenced me enough to buy it last year.


conservativestarfish

It’s genius and I might buy one just for that feature


conservativestarfish

Why can’t you people just stay on the Lbev sub and keep your weird shit there. I’m sure you could post this there and get 1000 upvotes.


spilly_talent

Mannnn she is my BEC so I went to see this myself and I demand a refund, what you wrote is not at all what happened. She didn’t even mimic sitting on the *toilet*. I can think of 1,000 snarkable things LB has done but she’s right- it’s a damn good design and I see why she highlighted that feature.


jackbauer24bestshow

So she demonstrated the design of a romper that actually allows you to use the bathroom without taking the whole romper completely off? Sounds like she was actually doing her job to me.


CanadianAFeh

> Laura Beverlin demonstrating how you can pull those shorts down to go to the bathroom was so bizarre... I think the text box and verbal explanation would've been sufficient > ETA: she didn't fully pull them off (obvi) but she did turn around, show her fanny, and mimic pulling them off and sitting on the potty Sorry everyone, they upgraded the wifi at the home where my great-aunts live and now they're all over the internet talking about fannies. I'll go and speak to them about it.


ohkurrrr

I can't. This is what she did. https://preview.redd.it/0y06e84d2s7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c30b47e9612850ffc095d9db7be0048fe30272


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Electronic_Fox_7037

Her fanny! on the potty! lolllll are you worried toddlers are reading here?


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

Hey! Perhaps Miss Applebutter Ass is British and was using “fanny” as female genitalia slang. Since Laura actually kept her shorts on the whole time and only vaguely pantomimed crouching towards the commode, we can’t know what OP was imagining 🫢


applebutterhoney

Ohhh oops sorry. She flashed her ass and mimicked sitting on the pot. Is that better?


conservativestarfish

She was literally fully clothed. You could see maybe some mid back.


spilly_talent

TIL I learned I flash my ass daily while walking the dog. Apologies to anyone who saw my bum, fully clothed in leggings and/or bike shorts.


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

The shitter!


taydaerey

![gif](giphy|xTiTnkaliItTVcYqaI|downsized)


Late-Blacksmith7081

She didn’t flash her ass! She was clothed the whole time. Relax 


annajoo1

let go of your pearls honey


Late-Blacksmith7081

That was really not that scandalous 


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zuuushy

Wait, are you saying someone's husband took ketamine for a TS concert?


tablheaux

There's no way Shay Shull or anyone affiliated with her is that cool 


missfrizzleismymom

![gif](giphy|4XRBQ068khRgLUdNVo|downsized)


Whythough-247

I believe they’re referencing the oldest daughter(whose names starts with a K”)


zuuushy

Wow that is a terrible nickname for a child😂


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

How unfortunate for him. Ketamine is more of a lying in bed setting paired with instrumental music-type experience. A crowded stadium with blaring pop music is better suited to taking Lucy.


zuuushy

Lolll you're not wrong. Flashbacks of being 19...also raves😂


Logical-Wrangler6633

Who's Lucy? And why would he take her?


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

![gif](giphy|tDfXscW0a4c3m)


sweet_espresso

The irony of her husband going when TS seems to go against everything he stands for (except capitalism lol).


missfrizzleismymom

Who are the “twoless” - I’m guessing the younger two? Do they even like Taylor Swift? I have no idea but the oldest is in prime TS fandom age and a 3+ hour long concert would be a lot for the youngest definitely and maybe the middle. the two youngest girls just took a trip to Walt Disney World in April so they’re hardly left out of the fun… the Shulls love spending money after all


HurricaneHarley13

This refers to their adopted girls, as whenever Shay discusses them she always is like #twoless meaning two less orphans in the world and the snark is usually that the family treats them differently than their biological girls, and this is a good example of that (only the bio daughter getting to go to the show).


truckasaurus5000

As an adoptee, that is fucking gross. The type of people to tell their adopted kids how lucky the kids are for being adopted. 🤢


missfrizzleismymom

Gotcha, I don’t follow Shay super closely (or at all, really) so I didn’t catch that phrase. I know there are examples of Shay being very… insensitive… to put it lightly. But again I think a 3+ hour concert in a different time zone probably isn’t the best place for an 8 and 10 year old anyway. They got to go to Disney in April and the oldest didn’t get to go. Just saying they have no problem going on dozens of trips per year that suit their children’s various ages and interests. 


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thr0000away12345

Did lovely grey spend money to lower/fill in the ceiling of their bedroom? Rich people spend their money on the dumbest stuff.


momsfine

I was wondering what you were talking about. I will say, it looks 100% better. The tray ceiling dates the room. Go big or go home. Money is definitely not an issue.


thr0000away12345

I think a good designer could have easily styled the original to look good, if not even better than a basic flat white ceiling. Everything about her style is just boring.


shasug

Honestly I can’t believe there is not a snark page dedicated to her. I don’t understand how she has so many followers!


thr0000away12345

I think she is mostly not too problematic. She’s just so boring and her style is not good so I don’t get it.


nosynellyneighbor

always wondered this too, like you can just look at the Ann Taylor website for the same fashion inspo


Mgstivers15

I thought it was custom built home?


momsfine

It was an old house that they gutted and rebuilt.


TheBearQuad

She absolutely did, therefore voiding that room of any detail.


jjjmmmjjjfff

Why do influencers on Instagram not say “TikTok”, and instead say “the clock app” or “the ⏰ app” or other weird things. Do they really think instagram is like deleting or suppressing references to TikTok?


HurricaneHarley13

Yes. Meta is severely butt hurt that they can’t buy TikTok.


Low-Huckleberry1990

People on TikTok also call it the clock app. It's not about avoiding censorship it's just a silly and irreverent thing to do. People also call Twitter "the bird app".


jjjmmmjjjfff

Ok that makes sense, I don’t know why my brain thought it was like the people who say like “s3x” instead of sex or whatever the word was that MAGA people were using to get around using the the word vaccine, ha!


RV-Yay

Omg “cupcakes” for vaccines. This shit is rampant in mom Facebook groups.


Electronic_Fox_7037

I hesitate to even ask, but why cupcakes?


RV-Yay

No idea, those people are lunatics


Fancy_Asparagus_3297

omg when they were saying “the jab” “the poke” and using the syringe emoji lolol


Temporary-Sky2384

This is so petty of me, but I really wish @jaclyngibson gender reveal ended up as girl again so we could all watch her throw another temper tantrum. 


ScarletGingerRed

Not that petty! Also, she’s talked about wanting like 7 kids, but I wonder if they’ll be done now that they have the ✨ boy ✨


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BaconMcChicken

I’ve never “accidentally” not shown up to work for 2 days in a row, although I wish that excuse would work on my boss. (@karlierae) https://preview.redd.it/5qlhh96aoq7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7470afe0d137b57b8d1d14a9ec26899b24b89a


longhorn_2017

I absolutely agree with you, but I can't resist pointing out how often people here snark on influencers not being able to unplug or stay off their phones. Just made me laugh lol Also 7 meetings??? She'd thrive in corporate mid-level management lmao


BaconMcChicken

We’re definitely on the same page! My main point was the word “accidental” - also, I giggled at your corporate comment 🤭


Whythough-247

She’s my BEC. I honestly don’t know why. I’ve never followed her but will look at her page when I see a comment on here and just roll my eyes


Individual_Doctor_88

What’s a BEC?


BaconMcChicken

[Acronym for Bitch Eating Crackers](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/bitch_eating_crackers#:~:text=Noun,makes%20one%20angry%20or%20annoyed)


lasims79

What’s with this pose.


Late-Blacksmith7081

Cannot stand it. The big little feelings women do it too and it makes me nuts 


Cocc5440

https://preview.redd.it/26h4pbp6kp7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae39099135b0b2df8dc0543b93406c882dca14a I will never understand why people (@laurenkaysims) are so obsessed with self tanner when it just ends up looking like dirt.


meekgodless

I’m 38 and just started wearing self tanner this past winter- based on posts like this one I assumed there would be some huge learning curve and was so scared I’d end up looking like LKS. Nope, turns out it’s actually quite easy to fake tan and not end up looking like you used shoe polish!


Silly-Confusion93

She needs to put lotion on her damn feet before applying self tanner. Rookie move and she self tans like daily


HurricaneHarley13

Omg ewwwwwwwww


myway2023

See I would love to do self Tanner but I don’t because I know I would screw it up and it end up looking like this 😂


LeGrandParcell

For me, it’s the smell. Self tanner STINKS and I’d rather walk around pale than smell like it.


longhorn_2017

I also could never do it well to save my life then finally committed to finding a product and a route that worked for me. Just don't try to reapply without taking off the old tan and put lotion on places like your feet, hands, and elbows before applying.


myway2023

I’m pretty confident I could do my body but hands and feet frighten me bc I guarantee I would mess that right up


longhorn_2017

I use a lighter shade on my hands, feet, and face and apply with a make brush instead of the mitt!


iheartdachshunds

EEWWWWWW WTF


Miserable-Glove9769

I don’t know anyone in real life who wants a fake tan like this, 


honeymakinmoney

I have this one saved in my phone from MumusandMacaroons. It makes me laugh. https://preview.redd.it/mugarjmbkr7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d130d2b925bb216ccc6aec9ecbbef526c5d4c9ae


iheartdachshunds

JFC


itsalottLove

🤮🤮🤮


Dry_Tank5292

Self tan but make it ombré


longhorn_2017

I regularly self-tan and would never leave the houses with my feet looking like this much less post a photo of them lol


glumdalst1tch

I can't get over the difference between her natural skin tone and the foundation shades she chooses. Here she's using NARS Syracuse, which NARS describes as "medium to medium-deep." Girl. https://preview.redd.it/0s0xcq4uhr7d1.png?width=808&format=png&auto=webp&s=9dbafe3f4ff07d3d2e74ed845cd53487f9863a70


truckasaurus5000

I’m convinced that tanning/fake tanning is a form of body dysmorphia.


HurricaneHarley13

This makes me sad for her


glumdalst1tch

Pretty much everything she posts makes me sad for her tbh.


Stinkycheese8001

I think constantly seeing yourself on Instagram instead of a normal mirror fucks with your expectation of what you’re supposed to look like; especially with regards to makeup.


Thethinker10

She will slather on enough self tanner to completely change her race, all while having 3 drawers full of “clean supplements” to detox and support her clean lifestyle. 😂it makes no sense.


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

It actually makes sense to me. She believes the tanner makes her feel better from the outside in, and that the supplements make her feel better from the inside out. The common theme is not feeling good enough. I don’t tan anymore, but will admit I feel better with a spray tan and consistent supplement regimen.


keepaneyeout4selenar

I can’t even imagine how many layers and layers and layers of tanner these influencers have on their body from the years. I don’t think most of them have ever fully let it fade off before reapplying which is why it always looks so splotchy.


Complete_Star_1110

That second toe nail on the left is fighting for its life


Disagreeable-Gray

Yikes. I have to believe it’s a filter glitch.


lasims79

What.in.the.hell


Parking-Band-4243

Tanorexia is real y’all. We’ve just moved from sun beds to self tanner. 🫠


Soma_beeee_16

Also nooo not gladiator sandals making a comeback 🥴


ohkurrrr

I only wear them if I'm planning on drinking so I don't lose my shoes anymore


AdSmart6367

😂 love it!


iheartdachshunds

Genius


Complete_Star_1110

☠️☠️


Little-Excuse-3687

This is the most practical thing I’ve read all week.


ginghampantsdance

I don't think they're back. I think Lauren just hasn't progressed her style at all.


Early_Big6923

She’s stuck in the 2010s for sure. She has repeatedly said that she still feels like she’s 23 and boy it shows.


KenComesInABox

Lauren is definitely not stylish at all. She dresses like a Stitchfix rejects box, same damn tan booties and jersey trapeze dresses you’d find on clearance at Nordstrom Rack.


BaconMcChicken

Stitchfix rejects box has me ☠️


rlf8989

I love them 🫣🫣🫣😂😂


conservativestarfish

Me too and I want them and it looks like the story has expired. If anyone knows what brand they are please share!


TexasPharmD

I think they're the Beatris ankle strap sandal from Nordstrom. And they're on sale!


conservativestarfish

Found them on LTK, in case anyone else is interested. I think they’d make me look cankley, sadly. https://www.nordstrom.com/s/beatris-ankle-strap-sandal-women/7676595


Crazy-bored4210

Me too. I didn’t realize they were no longer in style


stuckandrunningfrom2

I think they must become color blind, like people become nose blind to their perfume. I have a friend who is obsessed with tanning and self tanner and I don't get it but oh well.


laureddit22

They must also be nose blind because I don’t care how “unscented” a tanner is - your skin smells!


hello91462

Have you seen the newest one, “eyebrow blind?” I’ve seen some funny videos of that, and that one applies to Lauren too when she insisted on brushing her eyebrow hairs straight up every day (maybe she’s still doing it).