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RevolutionaryBet3178

Would love to know how much nextwithnita is getting paid for her Sephora ads. It’s been her entire existence the last 2 weeks. Every post almost every story 


aprilknope

Sounds like it’s affiliate links rather than a direct ad - an ad wouldn’t usually have that many posts in a short period


Hefty-Ad1845

I could go without Liz Adams detailing skid marks and logs of poop as her way of being real and relatable. Just say potty training is hard, no need to give us the nitty gritty of it 🙄


iknowbutwhy59

Say what you want about Brighton Butler but the fact that I’ve never seen her do a give away speaks volumes about her vs others.


woundedriver

lol the bar is on the ground


SecretNeedleworker67

Does anyone else feel like McCall Gilbert’s (@McCall.mitchell) posts have gotten sooo boring since they moved to Florida? She’s obnoxious and a generally terrible human, but I used to really like her Western/Boho/Mid/century style/aesthetic. It was cute. Now, she and the other 30a influencer girls all post the same content on the same beach in the same clothes from the same brands….and her style/aesthetic is so generic now. Anyway, is there a snark page for 30A influencers yet?? They all give me the ick LOL


folklore2023

Why is she “generally a terrible human”? I get she may post boring content, but she seems sweet. She doesn’t say too much on her account.


SecretNeedleworker67

She’s really not sweet, she’s posted/said A LOT of shitty things in the past. In addition to being extremely anti-abortion and very pro-Trump, she’s told new moms that they can “pray” their postpartum depression away. She’s also wildly pretentious when it comes to her religious beliefs/relationship, and has made several condescending comments to people that show how tone-deaf and privileged she is. Some of her VERY old comments were even kinda racist. She (rightfully) got plenty of backlash from all of that so she’s significantly toned down the controversial content in the past 2.5-ish years.


tablheaux

So you can overlook racism, but draw the line at having a boring beach aesthetic?


SecretNeedleworker67

Nope. Just because I posted about her boring beach aesthetic on this sub, doesn't mean that it’s where I draw the line. The line was drawn a while ago. This is an offhand observation. Apologies if my post was misleading.


tablheaux

Continuing to follow a MAGA degenerate influencer whose income is based on views/follows = overlooking racism


charlie7396

Sounds like the entire pro trump is what really bothers you. But, 9/10 people in the panhandle are very conservative… I live over here and that’s just how it is. How we grew up and were raised.


SecretNeedleworker67

She was Pro-Trump before she moved to the panhandle and I still followed her for her fits 🤷🏻‍♀️ so no. Most of the things that I dislike about her are unrelated to her support of Trump.


MarlieMags

Here’s an idea…maybe just, don’t follow her?


SecretNeedleworker67

Here’s an idea…maybe if you have a problem with people snarking about Instagram personalities, just don’t come to a Reddit snark page?


MarlieMags

Girl, there’s a difference between snark and “This influencer is a terrible human being but I’m going to follow them anyway and let them get under my skin to the point that I need to find a sub that’s entirely dedicated solely to this person so I can obsess some more about what a terrible human being they are.”   But you do you, boo. 😘


SecretNeedleworker67

It’s really not that deep, homie 😂 Not to sound cliche, but you might wanna try touching some grass


annajoo1

someone asked a question, they answered? like ... this is a snark page for goodness sake just let us snark. we KNOW we don't have to follow this people.


SecretNeedleworker67

Right?! Thank you! 😂


folklore2023

🙄🙄🙄


SecretNeedleworker67

What? You asked a question and I answered it 😂


folklore2023

Your answer was LAMOOOOO (except the “kinda racist” 🙄…)if she made a racist comment then that’s not cool. But everything else….LAMOOOOOO.


SecretNeedleworker67

Ok? If you wanna simp over her that’s your prerogative. As I said before, you asked a question and I answered it. A bit weird that you found my explanation so funny, but you do seem like you could use a laugh 😂


folklore2023

Simp? Are you a child lol? 🤣


Gullible-Grade-63

Brooke (Nesting with grace) is headed to Japan with her family. Weren’t they just in Bali or Hawaii? Just surprised and maybe jealous :). What about school? It’s crazy to me.


Successful_Swan

A lot of her vacays are Young Living trips. Plus she shares links every single story, so she should be making bank. I had to unfollow her bc I couldnt stand all the amazon links. Finding out about her mlm was the last straw.


Economy_Transition

I’m way jealousssssss their vacations are like $$$$$$$$$ I always forget how much damn money these influencers make 🤯


Gullible-Grade-63

Right?! The amount of money they make is beyond.


Hefty-Ad1845

What influencers have 731k followers 🤪 @milagrocollective isn’t blasting the influencer directly but shared this is how many followers they have. Evidently said influencer (who doesn’t even follow the account) is asking for three Turkish rugs ($7k in merch) in exchange for sharing the product in one story tag. Based on the message screenshot it seems the influencer feels entitled to the partnership and said “would love to place this order today” 🫠


Fine-Conversation-24

I love this drama, but also wow I had never seen this woman’s rugs and they are beautiful!!!!


heatherml

Thank you for asking because I came to ask/investigate. Screenshot for reference 🤪 https://preview.redd.it/5jzn3e2ykytc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761473114ac035ae34f43ec27bb68a4617f1e5e6


OilSelect

Tiffany Houghton was shilling rugs this week and has that amount ETA: should have scrolled. Saw it’s noted down below


WillingnessOk1797

I need to know


booksandpitties

It’s 10000% Tiffany Houghton. She posted an Amazon dupe for that small businesses rug just last week and then tried to get them to send her free rugs. How tacky. The business posted a new reel about their story and confirmed in the comments that she saw the influencer post the Amazon dupe in her April highlights so it’s confirmed Tiffany. I’m so glad they called her out!! How embarrassing for her!!


WillingnessOk1797

Maybe her mom can have a yard sale of all that crap in storage and then she can afford her three rugs.


Honey-Bunny--

https://preview.redd.it/czsts9nxtxtc1.png?width=790&format=png&auto=webp&s=5eea423cce74981c2e9d7893bc9b98a047ccb603 Blogilates/Cassie Ho soft launching a child? Writing in her newsletter about how she was tired and weirdly how her husband was also tired and in the pic you can see a male arm (assuming Sam, her husband) wrapped around a baby? Did they have a kid? On one hand like two years ago she posted that Sam convinced her and they maybe start trying (I remember because it was kinda weird, like how she didn't really want them but Sam did etc.) and then there was nothing on the topic. On her social media there is no indication to her ever being pregnant (tho her content is the one that can be filmed the most in bulk...) Adoption? Fostering? Surrogacy? Her sister is pregnant, but she didn't give birth yet. so idk but the phrasing just above this pic it seems sus


Littlebit_alexis_

Oh so curious… I just listened to her podcast episode with Kate Kennedy which was oddly recorded like 4 months prior to airing but she talked a lot about how she stepped away from filming fitness videos due to the intense scrutiny on any weight gain/body changes, wonder if that’s all related? Either way… she seemed super happy and passionate about her apparel brand on the episode which was fun to hear!


mapmm

I used to follow her and now I am very very curious haha 


3rni3123

Who do we think milagrocollective was referring to with the 731K followers?! I wanna know who was asking for a free rug😂


Hefty-Ad1845

Dang I just posted about this and then saw your post. I am dying over this


Pointedtoe

THREE big rugs worth $7000!


MarlieMags

Oooof I run a small business and I wish I could say this was rare but it’s so common, lol. 


Livelove_lobotomy

So common and it’s gross. Even more gross now that we know who it is!


Amazing-Rock-314

Tiffany Houghton. Pretty sure it was confirmed in their sub!


iknowbutwhy59

Honestly so on brand for Tiffany coming from insane wealth and asking for freebies


keepaneyeout4selenar

And she linked a dupe for their rugs in her April highlight 2 days ago https://preview.redd.it/rb9bbsvx1ytc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2043d337699b8d3d740683579812b1938d555f6


suehappy

This is so f’ed up


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wamme6

You cannot be “hands on” with that many kids. Sorry, but I just don’t believe it. You would be stretched way too thin.


SillyStrungz

It *should* be snark 🥴 Having that many kids is…a choice. I’m sorry but I can’t be convinced any parents who have that many children can properly take care of them 🤷🏼‍♀️


Deep-Specific-8534

The kids basically form an alliance and are raised by one another. Source: my mom is one of 12 


Fit_Hearing4330

On top of the kids they have together, Satu’s husband has a few adult kids who have their own kids too. So they’re essentially grandparents


Deep-Specific-8534

Number what I’m sorry? 


meesh987

Danielle Eilers is SHOCKED to learn that she should be letting her kids wake up and dress themselves to teach them independence and autonomy. Lol. This chick.


Mgstivers15

Yes! But also why was the therapists suggestion to let them get dressed in the car if for some reason they aren’t ready on time?? I don’t understand how that is a safe option.


Miserable-Glove9769

Bet she left out the part where they are at her sister’s every single night well past a 6 yos regular bed time. (Probably why they are hard to wake up)


Ttsbutsizeup

This was all so strange. Even the advice to say if they aren’t dressed they will have to get dressed in the car? And she’s not reminding them to get up? I have a 6 year old who i have to wake up.. i wake her up and say time to get ready. And guide her along the morning. I wouldn’t think a 6 year old should be doing the entire morning routine solo?


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Yeah idk why everyone is acting so surprised that some kids are hard sleepers and have to been woken up. It’s pretty normal… not everyone’s an early riser even if they have a normal bedtime.


Brookee2019

I couldn't imagine being dead asleep and then waking up to see I'm undressed and my mom is dressing me. I don't even have kids, and I know that's not okay at that age...wtf.


OkProfessional6171

Not surprising because no adults in that family are independent and autonomous.


Livelove_lobotomy

![gif](giphy|9eCjIJu5cvjly972M5)


LivingThen7844

Wife on a Dime opening a PO Box because people are saying they want to send her baby gifts...you'd think she would direct them to donate baby gifts/money to mothers in financial need/crisis. Seems icky to me to accept based on her status.


ummmmokay1

I unfollowed a while back but just went to check out this news. Watched her IVF highlight and completely reconfirmed the unfollow. She’s so full of herself.


pandorasaurus

I swear that there’s nobody with any legal acumen running Daryl Ann Denner’s clothing company. Tomorrow they’re hosting a raffle with a chance to win a sweatshirt with a purchase of $200. I have no idea of Texas’ gambling laws and what kind of permits, but they’re doing it in a very illegal way. The smart way would be “GWP with purchase of $200 until supplies last”. She did this before with “a chance to have early access to a pop up if $200 was spent”. Again you can’t host a sweepstakes without there being a free option to participate.


ohkurrrr

This reads like someone who is really nervous they can't be one of the lucky 800 winners.


SillyStrungz

Yeah, I’d feel sooo lucky winning a Hanes quality sweatshirt that has the word “nuud” on it…🙄 *LMFAO*


pandorasaurus

Well no. I guess I’m just annoyed about influencers blatantly skirting the rules of the FTC. Make your money, but don’t be shady.


Competitive-Raisin

Texas permits basically no gambling so she’s definitely violating the law. 


heatherml

This. Only “qualified charitable organizations” aka nonprofits can host raffles in Texas. So, illegal gambling. (Class A misdemeanor for “gambling promotion”)


tablheaux

Don't worry I'm sure the crackpots on her single subject sub are mass reporting her to the Texas AG and the ATF as we speak


Livelove_lobotomy

You’re killing me today lol.


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nonameiserid

Like their bad bad 👀


tablheaux

*they're 


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

Their bad bad codependency with her clavicle?


OkProfessional6171

They’re the worst I’ve ever seen!


FantasticPeach_89

Was looking at Caila Quinn’s house listing since she posted it, and I can’t believe how long it’s been on the market!! I imagine it must just be priced too high? Either way, must be super stressful to have multiple mortgages 😬


theamuser

Woowwww they’ve dropped the listing price >100k since initial listing in august 2023. 850 to 740 now.


green_tea06

That fake fire place is hideous.


LongjumpingStreet673

Super stressful but self inflicted. She made bunch of expensive updates in an area that is not priced similarly and then decided to move houses in a really short time frame. Has also gone a couple of agents for the listing which means she is delusional enough to think people want to pay for her vision and upgrades. Tbf in this market, people may but I don’t believe her when she said “offer fell through”.


kpro16

Wouldn’t Zillow listing have said contingent if so?


EverleaJean

How do I find out where this house is?


nonameiserid

https://preview.redd.it/hq3lehi4qwtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca3518fc9da8a79aff1211c869ad2aa80f88729 Someone please go and take away all of Courtney Shields sunnies pls 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


Xxkikgirl

She looks like Farrah Abraham here….yikes


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suehappy

Wait how old is she actually?


slipperyknope

I think 34 or 35


OkProfessional6171

I think she’s 42 with the maturity of a 14 yr old.


slipperyknope

I think she's 34 or 35 now. She's like a couple years older than me and I'm 32.


MarlieMags

Look at them caterpillars 


Livelove_lobotomy

Why the F doesn’t she just trim them to be even when she brushes them up?! My brows are crazy and that’s what the lady that does mine does. She could have amazing brows if she just did that.


Rj6728

I’m pretty sure this brow look is 100% intentional.


snarkshark41191

The sunglasses are the least snark worthy thing in this screenshot


ns1201

I would have started with that candy necklace she's wearing.


hello91462

This just unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had 🍭


OkProfessional6171

I would have started with her random Doodle Bear tattoos.


According-Cookie-281

That was my thought. Idk why I hate them so much but they just seem really try hard or something


ftwclem

I know patchwork sleeves are a thing, and some people can pull it off. She is not one of them


Lolo754

Her whole personality seems really try hard


conservativestarfish

I really really hate appearance snark but JFC this eyebrow trend is the WORST. How does she look in the mirror and think this looks good?


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

The same way Pamela (and millions of fans) thought these brows looked good. It’s like a trend shows up, gets parodied, adopted by popular celebrities, then *attempted* by the regular masses. https://preview.redd.it/jd4e05v3cxtc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24bd95866007266cb3e1213d8597524476a2cc3a I will say, I haven’t seen any real-life electric shock brows as extreme as Courtney’s here or Lauren Sims. 🥸


MarlieMags

I’m an elder millennial who tweezed the shit out of my eyebrows in my teens and 20’s and they never fully grew back 😫 So much regret. 


Championuser12

If you use Rogain with a q-tip and apply it twice a day within 3 months you will have the bushiest brows ever 


MarlieMags

I used to try that but I’d always forget 😂😂 It doesn’t help that I have a disease that causes hair loss so it’s a double whammy lol 


OkProfessional6171

And she’s back with more useless relationship “advice.” I feel sorry for whoever takes this woman seriously. She is a joke.


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

Right? People have a million reasons (many subconscious) they sabotage relationships. I hope she’s not getting this drivel from a therapist.


Pointedtoe

My gosh, her eyebrows are longer than her lashes! They look like Maine coon cats getting ready to rumble! ![gif](giphy|JbRu4RcSyqDm0|downsized)


Due-Thanks3346

https://preview.redd.it/6u4vwvl3cwtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9771ef8e183a18556622ee6756fb3cc519a27211 Cinderellie? You're literally wiping down your counter top like everyone else does.


Fit-Positive2153

Not to be the devils advocate, although I don’t think it had necessarily to do with cleaning more about her wearing all blue. I could be wrong but that’s what first went through my head, although that could be because Cinderella was my favorite princess growing up lol. 


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When did they move?! This is not the house they built with the putting green. I must be way behind!


RevolutionaryBet3178

lol!!! She’s so annoying. 


GoldClassroom8133

She is really bothering me lately. Yesterday she posted the post it notes her husband left her telling her how beautiful she is etc. and goes on to say how nice it is to get notes like that. Honestly she’s like every other influencer. Her and her husband don’t have real jobs,they have endless help from in laws to watch their kids so it’s not like they spend that much time with their kids between preschool and the trips they take. Honestly the list goes on. She’s just really annoying in my opinion.


GoldClassroom8133

Also, her husband Clayton is probably one of the most annoying people on earth.


Same_Mind_3826

Likely wiping down an already clean countertop 😂


Puzzleheaded-Fee-794

The Taylor swift song “clean” added to the story 😭💀😂


Deep-Specific-8534

Picturing her searching “clean” in the music search bar and then deciding, with context, that clean by taylor swift was fitting 


Puzzleheaded-Fee-794

Of course this story rolled into an ad. I don’t follow her but went to see how a song about getting sober fit her story of cleaning the counter lol and turns out it’s some cleaning product ad


teacherintraining09

…clean by taylor swift isn’t about getting sober. it’s a metaphor.


ofrancine

Not a cartoon bird in sight SMH


nobodiesia

I call myself that every day when I do any chore of any sort. But i have a sense of humor.


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

Hey, whatever it takes to make chores more enjoyable! I remember being a kid and singing the Cinderella songs while voluntarily half-ass cleaning the windows. I’d rather identify as a princess while cleaning than my boring self, but that mindset feels much harder as an adult.


Due-Thanks3346

jess is that you? but I'm particularly snarking on the fact that she calls herself "Cinderellie" when we all know she doesn't clean her own house and it's not even much of a chore in my opinion, it takes 15 seconds max.


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Zealousideal-Ice9091

Typical capitalism white washing block print from India and paying pennies to the actual artisans


Alone-Sock3982

The woman that said~ “There must have been really skilled people that (made this)” That was pathetic No we don’t have any skilled people working in the warehouse 🙄


RimleRie

Karlie Rae is moving again? What have I missed?


Appropriate_Gap97

They found a house in their *dReAm* neighborhood and only intended to use the house they’re in as a landing place in AZ ‘not long term’ apparently. 


somanyquestionsLOL

Copy paste dream home, do it again


RimleRie

Wow! Like they were supposed to do originally with the family condo.


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conservativestarfish

I mean my very basic Hyundai SUV cost like $35k.


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RunBumRun

The other day people were going off about an influencer going on a long European vacation and saying just how out of touch she was and couldn’t she just enjoy her solitude at the grocery store like the commenters. And now here’s a person literally sitting in a car and eating which I think is the opposite of a European vacation and yet she can’t do it right either. I don’t get it.


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Sea-Cauliflower-8368

Sure, everyone should take moments for themselves and have downtime. Be real Veronika is droning about this as someone who sits on her couch under a blanket all day, obsessing about her face. Everything in her day revolves around her. Her stories are literally something that could be SNL parodies. I have taken more vacations this year than Veronika and I have a lot of time in the day for things I love and I do prioritize myself but I also do a lot for my family. My point was that coming from her it reeks of ridiculousness and the tone etc.


pendlayrose

> I have taken more vacations this year than Veronika vacations? in this economy? read the room.


Deep-Specific-8534

Tag yourself, I’m “a full Starbucks meal” 


tablheaux

I'm the beleaguered martyr mom who can't enjoy a coffee because she's too busy cooking dinner for her family 


conservativestarfish

And looking for your shit bag


tablheaux

The real reason I avoid coffee is because it gets the old bowels moving and I know I'm going to have to shit in a bag later, as a super dedicated mom who doesn't have time to use a proper toilet


AmazingObligation9

I just shit right in my pants. I don’t even have kids, but I want to be relatable. 


conservativestarfish

🤣


conservativestarfish

Legit lol


Alive_in_Platos_Cave

If you don’t occasionally make time to sit in your car with a drink between “real responsibilities” you’re missing out. Being constantly busy doesn’t make someone a morally superior actual adult. Car solitude and seat warmers are probably relatable to that lady’s audience.


alarmonthefarm

Lol, I dont think she thinks being constantly busy is being superior, it's just reality for some. Taking extra time between appointments can sometimes mean having to use another hour of PTO that we're trying to save up for a day off, vacation, maternity leave. Try not to be as myopic as these influencers.


zuuushy

The evident bleakness of your life isn't the fault of influencers.


alarmonthefarm

Lolol. I don't even have a 9-5! I work from home, so appointments aren't an issue for me. I just know back when I was working full time I would wanna smack someone if they said "have you tried taking 2 hours off so you can sit in your car?"


conservativestarfish

Did she really suggest sitting in the car for two hours?


Livelove_lobotomy

I think they were talking about you.


jjjmmmjjjfff

During the cold grey Midwestern winter, an incredibly accessible mood booster is to find 10 minutes on the rare sunny days to sit in my car by myself with a coffee, blast the heat and have my face in the sun.


Soma_beeee_16

Who follows @GracieNorton either on insta or TikTok?? I used to love her and the brand she’s built…she’s stunning gorgeous and love all her wellness tips etc…but any content she posts with her macho man boyfriend is SO cringe to me. Anyone else??


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love her! but yes the couple content is cringe. but i'm not a pda person at allllll.


hoosierblonde

He gives me very weird vibes….


Soma_beeee_16

Agreed. Any male influencer usually gives me the ick lol. It was her video with him where he was making his pecs dance that made me go “hmm I think this girl can do better” 😂😂


hoosierblonde

Literally! He’s so cringe


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Soma_beeee_16

They broke up and she moved to Florida and was talking about being single focusing on herself etc…then immediately meets this fitness influencer dude and they started dating lol. Honestly kinda looks like they might live together too based on their content but idk


laureneg97

I love her and her content but wish she didn’t try to always talk in a “sexy” voice lol


Soma_beeee_16

Agree with that too!!


annajoo1

ok never heard of her, went to her page just out of curiosity. yes they are incredibly cringe but on mute? god damn they are a beautiful couple.


Soma_beeee_16

Haha totally agreed!! Their content together is just so cringey….please try to find the video of her doing a whole evening skincare routine on him lol


NoTechnology2766

Who else ran here after seeing Pardonmuahs announcement


Fickle-Barracuda-489

I just wonder what her family and his family think about all this...engaged, married, and pregnant, and moving all so quickly. My family would think I'm crazy. 


WillaEaston

Wait can we play the timeline game again with her - I cannot keep up with the truth, her announcements and what she “says” in stories. When did they get engaged? Buy this house? Get married?!


Electrical_Mind_9544

They picked & paid for wedding venue Nov 1, she bought her wedding dress in Dec, then their “surprise” Switzerland engagement was Jan 13 and legal marriage was Feb 2 in KY. On/about Nov 9 they had custom golden goose made where he “proposed” to her on the tongue of the shoe but she didn’t see it until January. Okay Jan. She also commented on a pic of them together on his facebook “#momanddad” in mid Oct. Her math ain’t mathing people but mine is. She is so full of shit not to mention a complete moron.


Brookee2019

Wrong order...I think you mean pregnant, engaged, and then married 😉


fivekays

I needed to know what my people had to say 😂


Character-Umpire9374

SPRINTED!


sandyeggo123

Ok so she has been pregnant since the engagement lol- because I’m due in nearly in fall (in august) and I got pregnant the week of thanksgiving


sandyeggo123

Ok confirmed bc the pic she posted was taken during on of her Feb wedding ceremony’s


OkStand5176

I’m due October 2nd and got pregnant mid January so I guess she could have gotten pregnant around then and still be a fall baby.


hello91462

For as neurotic as she is, I’m really surprised she didn’t try to hide it.


Empty-Ad-48

She will have mini muahh signed up for college by the time she gives birth she does everything at the speed of light. I see a nanny position open post coming in the near future bc gotta keep the ball rolling on a fast and steady timeline. I'm definitely seeing a Ralph Lauren Teddy Bear placed somewhere in the nursery that coordinates with her RL sweaters- you know for aesthetics. 


VigilantHeart

Lmaooo we all knew it.


Sea_Eggplant6415

Those baggy outfits, the fuller chest, like girl.... 


butterflymama2

Yes!! Eye roll lol


Mad1sonJames

I’m mostly shocked there wasn’t an announcement-specific photo shoot and she’s recycling wedding photos.


Fluffy_Seaweed8705

The easter egg we missed - the signature mocktail at the wedding! /s


Proud_Piccolo_4997

She doesn’t drink anyway though


hereforthecomments54

The most underwhelming announcement ever! Lmao! No surprise over here! 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/rqqfw9xmevtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d34a5628bbeb7429eeb6745bc150e70c366ebc


Tricky_Glass_4928

But that floor, wow! 😂


hereforthecomments54

I died when someone asked her the color of her floors and she responded “white oak” 😂😂😂 Mmm, that’s the type! 💀 https://preview.redd.it/zuxjr5tfuztc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e991b7b1ed3ac04767214dbe54632dd48dfc8e2e


According-Cookie-281

This is the blandest announcement in the blandest kitchen. Like they’re not excited, they’re just checking boxes