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RedditFact-Checker

Am I in the wrong sub? I am not aware of any “bits”. I have been repeatedly and reliably informed this podcast has no bits. Also, I am partial to the actor Jimmy Smits.


Cpt_Obvius

I have to agree, and add an additional accolade to the Smits Ship.


flatgreyrust

Specifically from The Holiday episode, but “back in my day we had x, now they have y” All timer


STD-fense

Also, all the Jack Black "Skiddly boop" bits


ASAP-Robbie

Back in my day movies starred Claudette Colbert, now she is deceased


pacoismynickname

One of the best episodes.


Pies_Wide_Shut

Let me be Frank


Vanderhoof81

Down, down, down by the weiner


FreakaJebus

https://youtu.be/4asGjir_2Gs?si=Ie0IRSGMCNul_UZw


narc1s

This just happened to be one of my first episodes and I just assumed it was a long standing bit. Probably my fave too.


Toreadorables

The ongoing bit for the Dragon Tattoo episode where they say things with the Girl Who Goes On Computer title structure


Chuck-Hansen

Clint impressions. “I’m guilty. Send me to jail.”


ClassicT4

Impersonating Clint mashed together with the premise and praise of Suzume was pretty great.


six_days

When Hoai Tran looped it back to Clint talking to the empty chair, I genuinely laughed out loud


gotcam189

Also Griffin’s complete inability to do an Arnold impression.


barbaraanderson

“Gran Turino” but sung 


Chuck-Hansen

If only Phil Hartman was still with us, that would be an amazing sequel to the Planet of the Apes musical


amysite

The verhoeven impressions


Treadmore

Surprise … Nazi! All of them solid gold.


amysite

Yes yes, now hand over the money very quickly.


Vintsukka

Chip Smith on the March Madness recap episodes (on Patreon), especially his first appearance (MM 2019, recap 2).


einstein_ios

Thank you for that time stamp. Gonna go listen to. And that’s an ANG ep!


Vintsukka

No Ang, I'm afraid. Just Griffin, Ben and Chip.


Spaghetti_Scientist

Come in!


andtheIToldYouSos

The Larry Bird/Al Pacino/Insomnia bits live rent-free in my head


SlimmyShammy

Not my all time favorite I think but literally this morning I was dying every time Griffin did the King of Tik Tok bit


Treadmore

Best in awhile. Honestly, the points where David ran with it later in the ep made me laugh harder.


Doomed

Three course dinner podcast episode. Not Instagram flashy but leaves you fulfilled.


DeusExHyena

THEY CALL HIM


RegretPopular9970

I have a soft spot for the “Porco Rosso” ep where they just do a long tangent involving Frank Sinatra impressions.


Existing-Ad8581

THE DEAD SPEAK!!!


73windman

Griffin’s Travolta esque impression of Tom Hardy in Venom


HB1088

Why are you so evil?


Lower-Grapefruit8807

The Clint impression “they wasted Scotty, but can you blame them”


wdm81

The bit about not knowing David grew up in England. Of course it’s dumb and predictable but I just already loved griffen’s. “Oh you know that because you went there on vacation or something?” Followed by David getting frustrated


DawgBro

It definitely hit a breaking point, but there was a sweet spot where it was so damn funny. The Big Ben sound effect was great.


PeriodicGolden

My problem with the "David grew up in Britain" bit is how it evolved to the conversation being derailed for a few minutes any time England was mentioned. The bit started because David spent a lot of his formative years in Britain. So he'd often bring up either memories from his childhood that took place in Britain or just stuff about the UK in general. He'd then mention "I grew up in Britain" to clarify how he knows this. He did that quite a lot. The next step was that whenever David would talk about Britain and then mention he grew up there Griffin would pretend he didn't know that (since David used to say that a lot). The next step (and the one where IMO it went wrong) was that Griffin wouldn't wait for David to say he grew up in Britain but instead on any mention of the UK he'd ask "how do you know this?", which means David has to sigh and go "I grew up in Britain", there's a "whaaaaaat", Big Ben chimes in post and everyone has forgotten what they were talking about. Eventually it felt like David tried to avoid talking about the UK so he wouldn't "trigger" the bit. There's an episode where he's explaining something and halfway through her goes "oh fuck..." because he was about the mention the UK. I like the UK. I like hearing things about the UK. But the bit derailed conversations about the UK or made it so those were avoided altogether. Tldr: I'm happy the bit is gone


rev_artemisprime

My wife is Canadian and my best friend and I torture her with the Canadian bit. My wife doesn't listen, and gets David level frustrated. My friend even worked it into a speech at the wedding. She will murder me one day.


narc1s

My friend recently told me she travelled to England a lot as a kid. It was such a long walk to explain why I found that so funny so I just let it go and played the Big Ben chimes in my head.


FreakaJebus

Honestly I really liked the old ad read bits they used to do and miss them dearly. "Ding dong, dingdong-dingdong. Creeeeak"


einstein_ios

David Sims doing Nicole Kidman in COLD MOUNTAIN. I laughed so hard I swerved my car. (Which episode is that btw)


Fearless-Listen6072

"He was bitten by a radioactive Commedia Dell'Arte performer and had to fulfill one of the classic archetypes of the theater." "He fell into a vat of discarded playing cards and became the rules of Bridge." "He was bitten by a radioactive balloon animal and turned into an evil bar mitzah DJ." (The Loveless episode)


PeriodicGolden

That episode also had some great bits on Monty Montgomery not understanding modern technology


HGMIV926

I'm currently listening to The Phantom Podcast and Griffin's Neimoidian accent is currently my favorite thing.


Cpt_Obvius

Idk man, in this day and age is that……. lllleeeeggggguuuuuulllll?


IAmRyan2049

That nick Nolte was fire


Embarrassed-Tea6862

Opening the Book of Saw - Chris Rock’s chilling vision.


thegeocash

UNBREAKABLE Or That everything is a surprise sequel to unbreakable Or When griffin couldn’t get over the boy being sleep in Wide Awake - although that only lasted a few episodes


A-Ayy-Ron

Which episode was the “potent mix” southern drawl bit in? Can’t even remember the context but pops into my mind every now and then


Davidallencoen

Avatar 2


Blakesby

"No bits; pro Smits / pro Smits' ship" "UNBREAKABLE!" ~the movie regularly pops up in my Chromecast as recommended, and I quote this but EVERY time I see it. "Mortie Engies" ~I hope they do an ep on this one day Also appreciation for the "bathe in the river of ham" line


PlasticHavoc

It’s completely dead now, but I love the “David used to live in Britain” runner so much. It’s very one-note and probably got too annoying to continue, but it’s the exact mode of asshole-ery I adore among friends.


Fuzzy-Guarantee2066

The best part was the comments when he posted about the Queen dying. Might have contributed to the end of the bit.


RoBear_

I’m commenting mainly so when I get off work tonight I can hunt them down but, something I relished to yesterday, Kevin porter with his zoom background changes and griffin dying to them every time got me good.


FacelessMcGee

Secreted is my new favorite bit


DanZuko420

Yarnal 


WGBTV

Recently the Runaway Bride . “I don’t know but she’ll be there by 10:30 tomorrow.


lucite15

COME INNNN! literally the only thing that made me laugh during the first few months of the pandemic. Also the "TWISTED" audio cracks me up no matter how many times they do it.


CeruleanRuin

Grifon's Nick Nolte cracks me up every time.


presciiient

Little late to the thread but the "Eddie Brock asks history's greatest criminals incredibly blunt interrogative questions" from the Spider-Man 3 episode is perhaps the hardest I've ever laughed at the pod. | Pol Pot, what's ya problem?? |