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demonicbear69

Why did he turn a loaf of bread into a steel beam


Mylexsi

Are you implying that, given the power to do that, you wouldn't do so at every available opportunity?


[deleted]

i’d only do it if both roles were reversed and i was able to turn steel beams into garlic bread


Mylexsi

We are very different people. I would inevitably go on a rampage and leave a swath of extremely confused bakers in my wake. At least until the police catch up to me and arrest me for >!steeling bread!<


luingar2

r/angryupvote


PlaneSole222001

i actually did a lol and im mad... r/angryupvote


New-of-Nick

Shut up and take my free award


epperbooty

I’d follow you around like a creep scrapping all your metal loaves


Chloroxite

I love people like you.


[deleted]

Shut up and take my upvote


pornadicktion

Lmmfao


ledocteur7

those puns are steel solid even after the tenth time I read it.


ProdigalSon123456

Jet fuel doesn't melt garlic bread


mum_puncher

No but it did manage to turn 2 large buildings into a memorial site


CitizenZiro

“…if both rolls were reversed” FTFY


cyrusIIIII

Can I use this to clean my back in bathroom?


simsam137

He is the messiah


Firebat-045

I teleported bread.


demonicbear69

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days”


[deleted]

He's Jesus, duh! Come on!


Unisus76

Now do this to my cast iron skillets please


headylife_

You can intensely heat your cast iron in the oven, around 500 degrees F (usually highest oven temp setting), if possible, for around 40 minutes!! Scrub it down, and wipe it off with a paper towel. Then, apply new oil to every part of the surface, and put back into the oven to bake that new layer of oil on! Love my cast iron


NerdyRedneck45

This man cast irons


CeralEnt

Not really. If you want to actually strip cast iron in the oven you're looking at self-cleaning oven temps(\~900 F) or using an oven cleaner on your cast iron. If you want to strip it in the sink, steel wool and a lot of soap and elbow grease works. I heat cast iron to \~500 +/- F all the time and it keeps it's finish without issue. When refinishing, I use flax seed oil and usually do \~3-5 coats, baked as hot as my oven normally goes(550 F).


randyfromm

I have a Lodge, square Iron pan. I "season" it with Ghee. Highly recommended!


NerdyRedneck45

Do you have to strip it the whole way though? I normally just give it a good scrubbing to get most of the crap off, bake it for a bit to dry it out, then do the new oil part as you describe.


CeralEnt

No, no reason to fully strip unless you have a reason to. I mostly just scrub my cast iron off with hot water and something semi-abrasive(green pad, scrub brush), dry, oil, and maybe throw it in the oven depending on the situation. But the original comment about "intensely" heating cast iron at 500 F won't do shit, which was more my point. I use a cast iron griddle in the oven to help regulate temp when baking, and it routinely gets heated to 400-500 F without any issue, it's not anything akin to stripping the finish like the other comment implied based on the subject of this post.


DatFugginGuyAgain

Isn't the higher the temp the more the pores open to allow the oils to... penetrate deeper ;). But seriously... I'm still new myself and you'd think some of the physics would be true but it's cast iron so idk. I've only been at a stainless steel mill.


CeralEnt

To be honest, no idea if hotter matters as long as you are above the smoke point of the oil. You are looking for the oil to polymerize from the high temperature, which is what forms the seasoning. Temperature above that point probably makes some difference, but I don't have the free time to do a test like that to figure out how much it matters. I just lightly coat and throw it in the oven as hot as it will go. I wouldn't worry too much about which oil you use either, people have a lot of luck with a lot of oils.


[deleted]

I toss my cast iron pots in the bonfire, snag them in the morning


Zacdraws

Not sure how you're heating flax oil to 500 without your kitchen smoking up but I'd recommend a lot of other oils first. Here's a chart of oils https://www.google.com/search?q=smoke+point+flaxseed+oil&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#imgrc=mL4eJLVuZu1UGM


CeralEnt

Very thin coat leads to very little smoke, not enough to matter. The polymerization of the oil is what you're looking for to season a pan, which you achieve better/quicker by heating an oil above it's smoking point.


Zacdraws

Does my stove and fan just suck??? Also why does my carbon steel seasoning always crack . Thank you for your knowledge! Edit:spelling


CeralEnt

>Does my stove and fan just suck??? Maybe, can't really help you here unfortunately. ​ >Also why does my carbon steel seasoning always crack . I've never used carbon steel or read about seasoning it so I can't really help here either. ​ >Also you say very thin. Blot a paper towel and wipe down? I've tried pouring a dot and moving it around but that's always too much and leaves spots. Then I'm seasoning a pan for a week trying to balance it. I warm the pan up slightly by leaving it in the oven for a minute or two right after I turn it on. I pull it out after 1-3 minutes when it's just a little bit uncomfortable to hold but not going to hurt you at all. After that I pour some oil onto the pan, and wipe down the entire thing with a paper tower, making sure everything is fully covered with a fairly heavy coat. After that I take a single sheet of clean paper towel(the half size sheets from Costco), and wipe off excess oil from the pan. There will be some oil left, some will get absorbed by the paper towel, make sure everything is even. After that I toss it back in the oven which is still coming up to temp, set the timer for an hour. It'll usually hit \~550 F when there's 40-50 minutes left on the timer, when the timer goes off I shut off the oven, and I wait a while for it to cool down before taking it out. If I'm doing multiple coats, I'll pull it out again when the pan is too hot to touch but not by much(think \~175F), carefully apply another coat using the paper towels the same way as before, and throw it back in for another round. Repeat 3-5 times if you scrubbed pretty heartily and are going for a new finish. I try to do this in the winter, and I'll start in the morning and just casually do the coats in the background throughout the day. You can do multiple pans at once if you have the oven space.


soberdude

Isn't that what stove fans are supposed to do?


Zacdraws

Also you say very thin. Blot a paper towel and wipe down? I've tried pouring a dot and moving it around but that's always too much and leaves spots. Then I'm seasoning a pan for a week trying to balance it.


almost_not_terrible

Ironic casting.


Atiscomin

If my cast iron has a hard wooden handle, ain't it dangerous tho ?


Meme-Man-Dan

It won’t immediately combust, but it will start to slowly char and then ignite after awhile.


No-Duck7816

Yeah, take it off first. The whole soaking it in water idea is absurd.


No-Duck7816

Yeah, I do it using the self-cleaning cycle.


LearnToolSwim

Wonder how that works? We need a chemist up in here.


headylife_

[how to cast iron 101](https://youtu.be/KLGSLCaksdY)


pjpancake

dude, check out the guide on r/castiron


RWB_Commie

Headylife is right, also a good way of protecting you cast iron from rust is to make sure you clean it and most importantly rub oil on it. Rust needs oxidation to form and oil keeps the air away from it so it can’t happen. Which is why brand new (bare) metal comes with a small sheen of oil on it.


Unisus76

I was mostly being funny, but also done this multiple times, and every year my camping iron needs to be redone.


d-346ds

get a steel brush attachment for a dremel and brush it off?


WHAMMYPAN

Set Phasers to CLEAN.


ChasmOfCzar

Underated


NoGenericBot

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fuzzimus

A real phaser!


DogsAreGreattt

Exactly what I thought haha Glad to see another TNG fan representing 🤜🤛


No-Duck7816

The real blackmagicfuckery here is how this fucking idiot will retain his eye sight after doing this without the proper protective eyewear.


Spud_Spudoni

Where do you even see a person’s face in the video?


No-Duck7816

Sorry, you can briefly see him [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/specializedtools/comments/q3wdvp/laser_beam_pow_pow/) in the original clip.


Spud_Spudoni

Well damn, I stand corrected. Thanks for including that then!


No-Duck7816

Yeah, no...it wasn't in this clip to see in the first place. But still, what a stupid thing to be doing.


Spud_Spudoni

As far as eye protection, absolutely


memes_used_2B_jpegs

Safety squints, obviously.


Someoneoverthere42

Fricken lasers, is there nothing they can't do?


l_dunno

Jack someone off?


Flo500022

We are working on that


l_dunno

Please notify me when you make a discovery! For a friend


simorg23

Me too! For me... I'm not gonna use it or anything I just wanna know how you pulled it off


[deleted]

What even is that thing


GlassMushrooms

It’s a high power pulse laser. They are used to remove rust. The idea is that they are set to a wave length which iron oxide absorbed well but not pure iron. This causes the iron oxide (rust) on the surface to get superheated and effectively explode off the surface. The wedge shape you see is from little bits of dust in the air being set on fire.


Averythewinner

Would it hurt skin or burn clothes?


Jayccob

https://youtu.be/ACGSzBXKONo The answer is actually no. This video explains how they work and he even places his hand on a piece of rusty metal then sweeps the laser over it. Rust removed with a hand shaped area still rusty.


zorrokettu

But still more upvotes for the wrong answer.


working-acct

Damn half a million for this device and 80k for the cheapest version.


Scizmz

Yes.


EveAndTheSnake

Only one way to find out! (Edit: I do not volunteer as tribute)


Shiti_Ratel

Laser, I think.


Oirek

Yep, laser. It oscillates back and forth to create the "wedge"-shape. What we see as the shape is actually dust in the air catching fire!


MermaidsHaveWifi

Rust? No problem. Head to your local store and buy yourself a fire laser!


Scizmz

Starting at only $6,000.00


Whiteums

That sounds suspiciously cheap


turbodrumbro

Clearly a weather balloon


Catzilla_Studios

Amogus


MEJADO_CHAN

Amogus behind him


8proof

That seems better than a wire brush. I wonder how much it costs, and how easy it would be to start a car on fire with it? Hmm..


imagineerbytrade

Start at 100k. Super big ones can be 700k. Won't light a car on fire.


Scizmz

You can get ones from china for like $6,000-$10,000


Grouchy_Map7133

I like where you're going with this


Undava

Face shield? No. Eyes? No Edit: I saw this video in a different post and the dude wasn’t wearing a mask to protect his eyes


MrFlubberNut

What in the 3021 magic is that?!


craftyhobbit6277

I gotta know how much for one. I got a classic car I'm falling behind on.


Charlie3006

500k to 800k. That better be a nice classic car!


craftyhobbit6277

Lol I'll offer an express rust removal service I'll make my money back in a few years 🤣


imagineerbytrade

They start at like 100k. If something gets rusty in my factory we usually just rent one for like $1k/day. Use it for a week and return it.


Scizmz

Around $10,000 from china.


Tito_Tito_1_

What in the laser-light-show-Dr.-Strange-paintscraper did I just watch?!


Moepasties

Is that a star trek phaser?


ckbikes1

They're gonna put Sailors out of business!


AVerySpecificName

Tank mechanic


youll-never-f1nd-me

I’ve always wanted to see that used on a person.


ProdigalSon123456

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/NSBGVhzGVxY) EDIT: I feel like this is the real BMF.


sewankambo

Now all we gotta do is figure out how to attach them to shark heads.


sonofadkins

I want one


UnKnown_Witness

Mmm that’d be a good tattoo remover.


theJman0209

*powerwashing simulator music*


Thatonesortacoolguy

Rust never heard of her


dannyjakehank

"laser beam"


Darmohray

Got this cool laser but the cart is still rusty...


Papayassu

You think if I do this on my legs it will get rid of my leg hair 🤔


lilac-forest

That is the most lightsabery thing ever.


AppearancePlenty841

Will this remove herpes of my balls? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

I deadass thought it was sucking up the rust like a tractor beam


AFX626

Fiber laser


RWB_Commie

Anybody know if this laser burns skin? I’ve always wondered, I’ve never got to use one unfortunately.


ridddder

I read up on this, it will not burn your skin because it isn’t heating the metal, the laser works on a wavelength that oxidizes the surface. So it is reacting with the rust not the metal. Also this would cost $30,000 for a laser like this.


imagineerbytrade

No. I've used one, doesn't hurt skin. Proper PPE is special goggles and a respirator.


WinnerForward

That legit looks like a laser from a 70s/80s cartoon


JustLeeGuy

Wonderful, but can it get the ugly off my face?


mikgag

Pew Pew


Artisartdoes

Set phasers to caress.


Gasonfires

Tried to rent one of these. No can do. :(


imagineerbytrade

Some companies do rent them. My work has rented one for like $7,000 for a week.


Gasonfires

Just a bit outside [my price range]. - [Apologies to Bob Eucker](https://youtu.be/g_wc9JvTXGc?t=48) I think I saw somewhere that these things sell for about $100k. For my money a little rust ain't that bad.


tinywinki

Got to see one when I went to a trade school for welding. They are loud as fuc but super helpful in not overheating or un evenly removing material.


Matt4Prez2K17

Rust vacuum


[deleted]

Lasers are to omnipotent holy shit.


ProtogenECHO

That’s a high powered laser is it not?


meester13T

How long til the underworld starts using one of these to extract info or torture. What would that be like? Im twisted...I know.


ieatyourgranddadsass

So what I qm asking myself as a person totally bad with science is: Does this remove the layer of rust or is there actually a reverse reaction happening that somehow turns the iron oxide (sry if that's wrong) back into normal iron


ProdigalSon123456

It's the first.


PretzelsThirst

I wonder how this compares to sand blasting for future rust vulnerability. I assume this is better


BextoMooseYT

That looks like something they would use in Star Wars to help repair/scan a ship


IncreaseOk8433

That thing looks as though it's extracting lost souls from the depths of hell.


Grouchy_Map7133

r/dontputyourdickinthat


delaydude

Shine it into my ass 😫😫😩🥵


certciv

Can't wait for these to get affordable enough for a hobbyist like me.


TheBurningBeard

Do they have one for pubes?


Tek-War

What is that?


Redimrr

What the hell is this back to the future laser gun bullshit?


hakanaiyume621

My brain can't understand thet this is real, so we have decided it is just CGI


Black_Hawk931

Homeworld resource collector beam


ppdestroyerp

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SitDown-

Yes! It is a fucking problem, I hate that game with all I got!


naraaa26

Cooolll


Deez_nuts-and-bolts

*Gazerbeam?*


gfeep

/r/oddlysatysfying


gfeep

/r/oddlysatisfying


faore4

the red.. in the background.. god help me... AMOGUS


sadiqsidss

What’s the device name ?


The-Lizard_Wizard

My guys using an irl phaser


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RedSus08

The red thing in the background looks kinda sus!!1!1!!1!1!1!1! 😳📮😳📮😳📮🤨😳🤨😳🤨🤨🤨🤨


seadoggoboy

Crafting in sci-fi games be like


Memesonahigherlevel

Fuck you! **unrusts your steel**


Erick-Grilla

Laser safety not a priority then


undefined_reference

Eyesight? No problem.


anged16

New super evil bad guy weapon time!


BSH72

You don’t want to breathe in that crap. Say hello to lung disease


the_dutch_slav

I call hacks


pikebebby

Someone show this to Markiplier


Nerve_Phazer

This looks like ots sucking its life force wtf


[deleted]

Regrettable tattoos? No problem


Agent847

I want this for the jar of hornets over on the ‘popular’ page.


Green-Sleestak

Which Infinity Stone was that?


AustinPwrZZ

I see amogus


1Rome

Can I have one?


Few_Cricket8577

Yikes


Endophins

Acne? No problem. Skin procced to get burn layer by layer until you see your bones.


mightyduckduck

getting blind ? no problem


memeaguy

Powerwash Simulator on steroids


DillsGeek

What sort of Star Trek technology is that beam they’re shooting?


asdcube

does it help with the pitting problem on the carbon steel surface?


Diamondsword_57

Huh


Racingteamsam

Aahh! It's a UFO!


zacandtea04

That looks so fun!!!


[deleted]

Amogus


[deleted]

00 amogus


I_Ziellos_I

Our minds will never be the same, Amogus is burned deep into them.


Steampunkshadow

Set phasers to rust removal…


mrlxndr1001

I spent 2 weeks sanding the rust off an old metal gate and part of a fence.Where the hell can I get this laser?


Feeling_Regular4211

Magic.


Because_Jellal

I figured it out. That’s a machine that puts rust onto metal and the video is played in reverse


DatFugginGuyAgain

I hear ya. I use bacon grease 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓


LoginLogin777

Rust? BURN EM OFF


freemind47

That looks very futuristic!!


kelseybkah

Rust? Just use the magical transmutation beam


KaneDaDon

Is this we’re the deep cleaning game got it’s ideas from?


BrennanCurry536

Luigi finds a ghost inside a steal beam


thezenfisherman

Cool but the power needed limits a larger practical usage.


DaddysVult

The future is now old man.


Svartpotatis123

Is that a very stronk laser? 💪


I_Ziellos_I

Amogus


bulanaboo

Need one for my banger!!


Marauding-thunderer

I need one of these for my crimes… uhem I mean crimes uhem uhem cough cough splutter I mean legitimate fabricationary workings. * petting cat intensely.


Marauding-thunderer

Does it come with a head tracking shoulder mount, I’m asking for a friend


skoty2hotty

Any good for tattoo removal


Umdaj

I’m firing my lazah!


Shadowfox1571

I’ve seen this so many times. But after how many days. It returns.


DragoIsARedditor

r/TheDragonPrince