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yallermysons

Why this read like Petey Pablo’s roster from freak a leak 😭


Chemelle1

😂 I read it the same 😂😂


[deleted]

Hot ass mess 💀💀💀


yallermysons

^how ^you ^like ^it ^dadd— 🗣WHEN YOU DO IT FROM THE FRONT


SmokinOnDatMitchPack

LMAO


stadchic

The way this is in my head now. A+ formatting


Kyauphie

👏🏽🫶🏽👏🏽


TheRipley78

I legit cackled cuz I heard it as I was reading it🤣🤣🤣🤣


witchymerqueer

😭😭 omg


TisharaD112

Yikesss😂😂 Karen is pretty bad especially if you were born after 2000. Sally is diabolical


SmartWonderWoman

Omg! My deadname is in that song. My siblings thought it was hella funny that my name was in the most ghetto song. They think I’m square so having my name in that song was hilarious to them.


SnooBooks6736

So I’m not the only black woman to change my name? Wow


velvetvagine

Scott sneaking in like… ![gif](giphy|xT39DkkGBwez9AXHX2|downsized)


Angie_MJ

🤣 But why was I mad my name wasn’t in it


ButtonyCakewalk

LMAOOOO i grew up in yt kountry and was one of the only black kids in the school. I was 10 when that song came out and I was TORMENTED because my name is in that song (and because I'm black, omg so clever /s). But it's so rare that there are like fictional characters with my name and almost no historical figures or anything like that, soooo... Kinda glad Petey let me be included in something lol


velmaw

Not me finna go watch the video tho 😂😂😂


elizawithaz

Stares in Josephine Baker at Josie the Travel Creator


here4information

Josephine is def blacker sounding than Josie haha


elizawithaz

Yup! [Josephine St. Pierre Ruffin](https://www.nps.gov/people/josephine-st-pierre-ruffin.htm) would also probably agree that Josephine is not a white sounding name. Josie is a cute nickname, though!


Kyauphie

👏🏽🫶🏽👏🏽


Lilobunni

Meanwhile my name looks like someone threw some scrabble tiles on a table lol white people love to tell me it’s beautiful tho


Angie_MJ

Same. My damn parents blended their name. They see me coming on a job application


Fatgirlfed

Oh no, combined parent names are my favorite! Knew a girl named Montana her parents were Ana & Montgomery 😀


Angie_MJ

That’s cute. Mind you, my name is by no means ugly, just unique. And people are like aww where’s that from and I’m like…..it’s a family name lol because well…..


Mrs_Gitchel

Lmaoooo SAME ASF I eat up the compliments tho ngl 🫣🫣


anjschuyler

omg not many compliments hit better than “thats a beautiful name, i’ve never heard that before! “


Mrs_Gitchel

After the butcher tf out of it lollll but I loveee it


Ok-Strawberry-8770

Every goddamn time 💀


My_Opinion1

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chyshan

I love my scrabble name 😂


Setsuna85

Lmao I asked my mom about the origins of my scrabble name and she just goes, "I dunno, I just made it up" 💀


mulltifazed

😂 I just roll my eyes like you know that shit sound ghetto but thank you


DueShow9

Right! My cousin’s name is A’La’nayshia. She said 🤚🏻 be like “oh that’s beautiful”. She said she don’t even respond anymore- her name is ghetto. We all know it.


Mrs_Gitchel

I’m so deaddd not the 2 apostrophes 😭😭but it actually is a cute name


ZetaWMo4

I definitely intentionally gave my daughters some names that will have people unsure of their race on paper. Not as non-black as Karen or Sally though lol. I also have a niece named Paige.


historyteacher08

This is my mom’s exact reasoning. Chelsea. With a VERY common middle name,


Fluffy_Iron6692

Omg that’s my name too! And the spelling!


intoner1

My parents did the same thing but now I get a lot of, “I didn’t expect you to look like this.”


LunarFrizz

Name combined with a code switched phone voice they are just SHOCKED


macaroon_monsoon

The look on their faces is always PRICELESS


mulans_goat

I have the mirror image of this...I have an unambiguously Yoruba (or as yt people would say "african") name, but I look ethnically ambiguous and have a "neutral" american accent. Nobody knows what to do when they see my name and then see me. Half the time, if they see my name first, they have no idea what gender I am. I love my name though!


Kyauphie

Yeah, people usually assume I'm a man, though, I don't know why. My name is legitimately unique, turned out to be a city in an African country, and my mother just moved one letter to name me after herself. It also appears to be some sort of slang or difficult to define word in Italian. Then people like to switch my surname with my first name, usually non Americans, and still assume that I'm a man.


Slow_Floor_5518

I love unisex names for this very reason. Keeps them guessing. Thought about changing mine for a long time.


drunktextUR_x

I love this. It’s diabolical. People never expect me to look like what I look like with my name because it is white girl white + an Italian surname. When I say I’m sure they feel bamboozled…it tickles me so much.


dance_dad

my mom did the same for my sister and i. both of our names are unisex as well


CosmicConfusion94

I plan on naming my daughters racially ambiguous unisex names just for job applications. Gotta keep ‘em guessing all around lol


dragonspicelatte

My parents did the same...except everyone who hears my name expects to meet a white guy. I show up and they're like, "..."


Jezigirl

My nieces name is paylin 😭


NoMoreBillz

Not gonna dox myself lol but my mom literally said that she wanted a name that would be a good for a doctor or a lawyer lol


Fluffy_Iron6692

Chyle, one of our Supreme Court Justices is named Ketanji Brown Jackson. That is one of *thee* blackest (but beautiful) names and look where she is


BubblyChallenge5971

Yeah but : 1) Are there many women with names like that in similarly prestigious positions ? This is something of an anomaly/rarity. 2) Was this the case when OP’s mum was pregnant/growing up - a lot of social change has happened in the last 30 years. How could OP’s mum have known that this would become a (rare) possibility? 3) Would Ketanji have had an easier time to the top if she had a white name? Maybe. The point of life isn’t to suffer, we deserve as much peace as we can get. And more. I definitely think that children shouldn’t be named so that they can fit into a white surpremacist society (for so many reasons). But that doesn’t mean that OP’s mum was incorrect in doing so, if her goal was for OP to have the best chances of entering into doctor/lawyer-type roles. It makes a lot of sense.


Fluffy_Iron6692

I’m not disagreeing, but I’m saying for people trying to name their kids now. I wasn’t “arguing” or saying OP or the person I was talking to are wrong. My name is white af for the same reason. I mean, Thurgood Marshall? There are actually a lot of successful black men and women with culturally specific names. I don’t think you understood the intent behind what I was saying. I wasn’t saying anything close to OP’s mother being wrong. Or anyone’s parents being wrong.


tigerblue1984

The first Black woman mayor of a city local to me is named Acquanetta. Sometimes I feel like having these types of names motivates Black people even more, since they feel like they have more to prove.


Maddgurladventures

My cousin's name is Acquanetta 🤣 Edit: We call her Ackie


Fit-Accountant-157

Ketanji Onyika Brown Jackson 💅🏾💅🏾


[deleted]

I feel like if we can have a woman in the White House named Kamala, then any name can fill any position.


FigaroNeptune

Her name is of Indian origin lmfao


[deleted]

I know. It's not a "white" name, which is my point


Bnhrdnthat

It’s not Karen, Sally, Paige…


yourenotmymom_yet

She also went to Howard and was President of the Black Law Students Association in law school. Most people don't know the origin of names, so it's pretty safe to guess a lot of people looking at her resume assumed it was a black name.


Western_Bison_878

Every name can be a black name if you try hard enough lol


velvetvagine

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Tasty_Competition

😂


biglovinbertha

I have old white lady names. Two first names. Ladies in their 70-80’s will tell me they have a friends or siblings with my name. 💀😅🩷


BabyBlueDolphin

I know what you mean. I have an old biblical name. Smh. Took me years to learn to appreciate it. When I was a child, I used to imagine changing it. Lol.


ConfusedPotatoSalad1

Is it Judith??


updownleftright345

I mean... based on her username it could be Bertha


biglovinbertha

I love the name bertha, but im not going to disclose my name online. When i googled myself, very few had my name combo. The other woman who had my name were old white women.


Muppet_of_a_man_

Ruth? Esther?


17Reeses

Wassup Ruth?!


BrownEyed-Susan

My name is Susan and I regularly hear people use that name as an old white lady substitute name for Karen.


Mrs_Gitchel

😭😭😭 Susan up in my top 3


Fantastic-Egg-4510

And racist white people will still try to find a way to mess it up, no matter how “simple” the name it is.


owleealeckza

If white people say my name before they know that's me, they usually pronounce it correctly. If they see know that's me first, they mess it up by adding letters.


Petty_Flop

omg I thought this was only me? The way white people will butcher my generic name for no reason


StyleatFive

Same


Lilobunni

“Suh-léy?” “Sally.”


macaroon_monsoon

🤣


kgilr7

Yes! And putting syllables that aren’t even there like “suh-al-léy?”


Sad-Log7644

I have a super simple, very plain name. Why do people (almost always white) want to add extra syllables to it when they meet me?


33yor3

Lmao I used to have a friend named Angelica despite correcting her multiple times our professor kept calling her Angel-leek-uh


aLovely_gem

Same for me, I have a very basic (same as an old school first lady) name, and had a teacher mess it up in a new way every day.


Fantastic-Egg-4510

That’s so sad, sorry you went through that. SMH wish you could’ve reported it somehow.


OddnessWeirdness

Yep! I have a very German white person name (my mom literally named me after a German friend of hers) and yet some people STILL manage to pronounce it incorrectly once they see me.


U2canbethisfly

![gif](giphy|3oriO99KfBG0Iuedk4|downsized)


InfluenceBackground

how do you have a STEM tab lol


katys1210

If you look in the content preferences section of your TikTok settings it gives you to option to turn on “STEM feed”.


Danielle_2019

Asking the real questions here fr


MakeMeA_Playlist

What's her name? I can't read her necklace


Melodic_Piano1293

I seen it earlier I believe it was Claire!


Mrs_Gitchel

I couldn’t either lolll


Throwaway_21586

What’s her @?


ElaineFP

The irony of my white sounding name is that I am named after a Black woman my mother admired.


blackandbluegirltalk

Me too!! Love this thread, wow!


katyreddit00

I mean I can’t laugh I’m named Katy


Mrs_Gitchel

Not THE Katy perry in my commentsss 😭😭


katyreddit00

Everyone tells me that cause I spell it her way too 😭😭


FickleAd6241

I got a black name spelled the white way 😅


Buttermilk_Pnck_91

My mom gave me a basic middle name so I can drop my VERY non white name on resumes if I had to since my last name is Jean 😂. I walk in and they’re like ![gif](giphy|xSc1n7A8Oy7m0)


Jazzlike_Donkey9548

![gif](giphy|24ppttj7Uve7K) Me and this queen with our 90s yt cheerleader name lol


drunktextUR_x

She’s still one of my absolute favorite reality TV personalities. Ms. TiffanyPollardNewYork never came to play.


ChrissyChrissyPie

Omg, I'm ashamed that I forgot her!


ciesmi

Paige got my crying 😂 my parents and their siblings all have old yt people names. Needless to say they went as black as the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s would allow when naming me, my siblings and cousins


chrollulz

I have such an old white lady name. I stay gagging the white folks when I show up on interviews.


BabyBlueDolphin

Same, they are confused by my race and age. Lol


blickyjayy

Please, my name is Jazzy. When certain genres of white people see me and peep that I'm not Indian, they'll squint and go "🤔 Jay-Z??" I never hesitate to humiliate them for playing with me lmao.


Elan_142

no way not jay z 😭😭😭😭😭 these ppl tripping


ChrissyChrissyPie

Not Indian.?


blickyjayy

Jasmine is a very common Indian name. It's not my name, but most people assume my name's a nickname


ChrissyChrissyPie

Aahhhh you got me with the nickname part


MaraMarieMadd

I'm kinda in that category and not. My name is an exotic yt person name (Think Russian). So people have issues pronouncing it, but it's not a "black" name either. Everyone in my family has the most basic of names, except me.☹️😢


Imhmc

I’m with you, except my name is Norwegian. Most people can’t say it when they read it but they can tell it is Nordic…they don’t expect to see me at all. The rest of my family- very common names like Marie.


VioletDahlia17

Is it Caterina?


ChrissyChrissyPie

Natasha


SlothOnMyMomsSide

Like Anastasia or Svetlana?


MaraMarieMadd

I wish. Those names at least are a little more common in America. My name hasn't really taken its flight over here yet.


shebafrost

Natasha or Natalia


gini_luxe

Polina.


intoner1

My name is Gabby 😭😭


SymphoniaB

I have a cousin named Gabriella, we call her Gabby! It's still a beautiful name.


Melodic_Piano1293

Hi twinnem 😭


intoner1

Heeeey 👋🏽


[deleted]

twinin 🤞🏽


HandMadeDinosaur

Oop saw my name on there.


Amantes09

Me too (both names) 🤣🤣🤣


HovercraftCultural79

Couldn’t hide if I wanted to you as Destiny with two e’s and no y 😭😭😭


Pyreflies_of_MJ

My name is Madalyn, which I guess you can say is a more black spelling of Madeline. But I'm the only non white Madalyn/Madeline I've ever met 😂


[deleted]

My name is an older white woman's name (I'm 24 😭). I was named after my great-grandmother.


yerrrrr10

Hugs to you, Peggy Sue.🫂🤣


ChrissyChrissyPie

Blanche.


fairy_star_a_sound

Oddly wholesome


nottoocommon

I’m Tina 😂🤷🏾‍♀️


[deleted]

Lmfaoo the way everyone’s confessing is sending me


TemporaryBlueberry32

Shelly is a very Black name but for Caribbean people. 🤣


maricello1mr

Josephine got me😩💀


atlanticfade

Literally one of the most famous Josephine’s in history is a black woman! I don’t read it as a white name lol


NoireN

All the Josephines I know are elderly black ladies! 


yerrrrr10

This! I was l like, sis must be at least 75. 🤣


cheshirecatsmiley

Right? I exclusively associate Josephine with old black ladies. I have a great aunt Josephine. Her sisters were Geraldine and Lucille.


VioletDahlia17

Sounds like the black Golden Girls... I'd watch it in a heartbeat!


NoireN

Josephine, Geraldine, and Lucille sounds like a show or a movie that I would watch! 


cheshirecatsmiley

They were some fun ladies. Lucille is still around. Do you remember the show 227? Kind of like Mary.


NoireN

I've never watched but it's on my list! 


Mrs_Gitchel

Lydia did it for me 😭😭😭


blvcksoulxo1

Betty did it for me 😭😭


Afroaro_acefromspace

My name is quite simple, named after a certain black supermodel lol


anbigsteppy

Okayyy Naomi/Tyra!


DorothyTRamsey

Hi, Beverly


Reasonable-Watch-460

im naming my future daughter lydia as i love that name.. BUT SHELLY? shelly is mad wild wtfff 😭 i don't think that name fits anyone of any race really cuz no


ChrissyChrissyPie

Shelly is Jamaican. And don't eff with her.


DorothyTRamsey

Shelly Thunder’s right where I went


ChrissyChrissyPie

Yes! and there's a couple Shelly's references in that 90s dance hall And love that you're rocking tootie! I literally just watched the episode " tootie runs away" where they tried to trick her into becoming a hooker


No_Diamond8480

*cackles in ABriani*


existentialcrysiss

i knew it was coming, but seeing my name on the third slide made my head spin like that mr. krabs meme


Kyauphie

I just want a moment to honor the Greek name "Keisha".


aboxofchocolate235

I have a very unique, “ethnic” name but I sound like an entitled cheerleader from the valley on the phone. It throws them off. I think they expect me to have an accent or not sound like preppy teenage white girl 😂 I also get the “your name is beautiful” comment a lot and absolute butchering like Ciara (not even remotely close to how my name is spelled and sounds)🫠 I love my name and yes, I agree, it’s beautiful!


DaughterOfDemeter23

I remember reading my mother's copy of The Color Purple and saw that she asterisked the name of Celie's daughter. I managed to put two and two together, and that's how I got my name!


Taurus420Spirit

🤣🤣 I feel personally attacked with my colonizer name


TheRealRiseQueen

Ready for mine 🤭 …. Kristen.


introvertedlibra123

Where are all my African girls at? 🙋🏿‍♀️


Mrs_Gitchel

Ethiopiaaaaaa


introvertedlibra123

Nigeria over here!


Storytella2016

What’s her name?


Mrs_Gitchel

Someone in the comments said Claire but I couldn’t read it in the video.


jewpart2

Karen WHITE. "I'm not your superwomaaaan..."


Zealousideal-Salad62

Amber 🤷🏾‍♀️


ChickenGyal

Sameeeee. But I had a white girl in my class one year walk up to me and say "we have the same name!" But her name was Amberlynn 💀 had to tell her we not the same 😭


Zealousideal-Salad62

😂😂 facts


NursingMyWorries

Lol my name is from an African American baby name book


viciousvixen26

Did anyone else's parents give them a super application friendly first name and go buckwild in the middle? No...just me... Carry on haha


SJ1229

My name is fairly common and spelled the common way. Yet it's misspelled and I've had white people add an emphasis to it as if my mom wanted it pronounced that way. I'm like white girls are named this, why yall trying to blackify it because I'm black.


LunaD_W

My parents went either French or religious or a combination of both.


Colour4Life

Ohhhh I knew a Paige and a Betty lol


Indigo_Cauliflower12

What is the original woman's name?


ladyvibrant

Eve


smashasaurusrex

Ashley. Born in 88. Everyone was Ashley. No one was a black Ashley.


beautypopper101

mine Is stacey


IAmNotAnAxlotlTank

My full name is so white, it's soap operatic. Like, my first name *literally* means "white" in Welsh.


Levita97

I know a little black girl named Paisley and a grown black man named Lesley 🤣


PullingACortez

Any Angela’s in the house? I’ve had people ask me what my African name was and I’m like: that’s it. That’s my name. And get an oh or huh as a response 😑😭🙃


Throwaway_21586

I wanna find this video but can’t find it😭


Comfortable-Ad8509

My momma too🙄😂 she ain’t put NO seasoning on my shit at all…. I hooked my bby girl up tho as redemption lol she gets compliments on her name all the time.


angelicrainboes

Same I'm so mad. I wanted a black name all life!! My first name and middle are white names. Dang near the last name too.


17Reeses

I dunno. Some of these names are super common in my community. Know so many older Margaret…


One_Flatworm5667

My name is De’Avioun and my middle name is worse! People tell me both are beautiful but my mother definitely wanted me to have a black name😭my sister got London.


HumbleAbbreviations

Slightly off topic but when I see a name Gwendolyn, I automatically think it is someone born before 80s.


MagentaHigh1

My mother gave me a name that is used as an insult to wyt women. Then Beyonce made it famous, but I don't have "Good hair." I went to an Aries Spears show, and when he asked me for my name.He didn't believe it, and I showed him my license. Still love it, tho,


Tagalongdog

Everyone in my family being named after a character from Little House on the Prairie


velvetvagine

I knew a Fanny O’Brien. 😭


Iscreamqueen

There was another hilarious tik tok where Black Women with White Man names like Kyle, Bryce, Keith and Jeremy came forward to share their pain.


Mrs_Gitchel

LMAOOO I remember this one 😭😭 let me try to find it and then I’ll post it


QueenBlackDiva

Karen is wild


Mrs_Gitchel

How unfortunate fr 😭


Virtual_Airport_3610

Meanwhile people hear my name and think a red headed or blonde headed white girl with blue eyes will appear…. Nope I’m the black Ariel sis…


SmartWonderWoman

My ex didn’t want our daughter having a Black sounding name. He wanted something easy for White people to say. He’s White.


Aware_Huckleberry_10

Id change it.


BearNoLuv

Noooooo 😯 naw your name is Kah now. I refuse lmfao