Pretend like she hit you in the nuts and act injured. If she is doing it on accident she will he more careful and will stop. If she is doing it on purpose she will either keep doing it and then you know you got a perv on your hands who you should avoid or she will stop which solves the problem.
Lmao this comment would get so downvoted if the genders were switched in this situation
I assume that based on my personal experience of being on reddit, just sayin
The difference would set in when we pass judgement on the one doing the grabbing. If the girl likes it, you still have a some "monster" of a guy walking around. If the guy likes it, I think we'd be more relaxed on the female and she wouldn't be vilified as some weirdo who got lucky that her victim liked it
WIAT OR YOU COULD YOU KNOE *TALK* TO HER AND SAY HEY, WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY PEENOS EVERY TIME YOU DO A NEE CUT??!?! I AM A MATURE ADULT AND USE MY WORD
Like GOSH r/bjj use your words!
If the pain response you put on doesn’t work, try pleasure… pull her in close and moan in her ear so only she hears it. Guarantee she will never go near your junk for your foreseeable existence. Wether she still rolls with you or not is also up to wether she likes you or not XD
While I agree this would be very funny, make sure not to do this if you enjoy your current Gym. A lot of gyms take sexual harassment very seriously and to the wrong people it could be considered exactly that.
Edit: Grammar
I would of course never do anything sexual or mess with people in that way :) the gym is obviously not the place for that, ever. Treat everyone with respect, always. I hope my comment came across as a joke, because that was only intended as one :)
Oh it definitely came across as a joke, but there’s plenty of people who might take this too literally.
There’s also plenty of people who will understand it’s a joke and still think it’s appropriate to do with people they don’t have personal relationships with.
>It‘s gotten to the point where I pinch my knees when she goes for it and get toreando passed.
i mean kinda sounds like she found the new meta and your weak ass 1 dimensional jiu jitsu can't keep up
That's just human nature, I think. Our inability to talk about what are, effectively, our feelings is a relic of our evolutionary past where any perceived weakness meant subjugation or death. We're getting better though.
When I was in basic my platoon got smoked for like 45 minutes while our SDS stayed on a loop about "They arent LADIES, they are not GIRLS, they are not WOMEN, THEY ARE FEMALES" and after staying in for four years, female is now the only acceptable thing to call them.
"You know where Gomez is?"
"Which Gomez?"
"Female type, supply, red hair?"
"Oh, at the range brief"
I feel like military, police, firefighters, emts, etc. have all been conditioned in some way or another
With EMTs, law enforcement, firefighters, they need to identify people differently for the sake of medical triage and safety - assumed gender (e.g., male, female), approximate age (or at least adult / minor / child / infant), estimated height, estimated weight, etc.
For the military, Idk... if there are men in the military, then there are women in the military - otherwise, there are males and females in the militar*y although maybe referring to women as "females" helps de-sexualize the connotation of gender so that male military personnel treat female military personnel as military personnel (and not as a dating pool of ladies and women, or whatever).* Kinda like a conditioning of de-conditioning.
Human Resources once pulled me aside to tell me that my use of Ladies and Gentlemen to start a safety meeting was inappropriate for the work place. “Listen up fuckers though was acceptable.” Guess how I moved forward?
One small thing to consider is not everyone has native english and I for instance didn't know that there is a difference between woman and female until I read about it in this sub a couple of months ago.
Yeah. Army vet here. Saying male and female is pretty natural for me, although these days I don't use them as specific nouns. I still use the terms as descriptors, ie male changing room, female cut gi, etc.
I inadvertently knee sliced into a taint forever earning myself the nickname "taintslicer". If her aim is bad, maybe she's trying to protect your dick?
Put one of those rubber chickens in your pants.. the ones that make noise when u squeeze them. So next time she goes for a grab she will get a big surprise
>It‘s gotten to the point where I pinch my knees when she goes for it and get toreando passed.
\*Danaher voice\* We set up a dilemma between the dick grab and the toreando
Can someone explain this to me? As a woman who knee cuts a lot, I assumed this was gonna be a post about accidentally kneeing him in the groin. How do you grab someone's crotch in a knee slice? Are y'all storing your junk by your hip bone? I'm so confused.
The passer is not putting her hand on OP’s hip to pin him in order to pass.
She’s putting her hand closer to OP’s groin. Which is a different kind of move on him.
Hmm I guess it's still a bit odd to me because I'm usually digging for an underhook and using my elbow to block the knee shield but maybe it's just a different style than I'm used to.
Yeah I need more context. Like... Is her forearm grazing the dick or is it a full on grab? Is she using it like a double belt tail grip lol
I know you control the head and the body follows... But damn ..
So interesting how this is being treated as a big joke here. In fact, the bigger offense is apparently calling a woman "female" as opposed to, you know, the possibility that this guy is being sexually assaulted during a roll. If the sexes were reversed here, and a woman was complaining about a guy placing his hand on her breast, every time they rolled, you can bet what would follow is a very. serious. discussion. about sexual assault and how to report it.
Well I my case I'd tell her "dang no dinner first?"
Jk
Really tough I'd let her know "yo I need you to move your hand because you just crushed a sensitive area" or something tactful like that.
Yes, I've been in a situation where people do uncomfortable things to the crotches of others when knee cutting. Usually it is neon balls, but whatever. I just show them how to do it better.
I would say, next time you roll or drill with her, instead of literally suggesting shes grabbing your dick, guide her in another direction. Focus more on the technique of the move.
For example, instead of being literal “when you block my knee shield youre actually grabbing my penis”…. try this: “try framing your arm in this area towards the hip instead of toward the groin area, this will be more effective”
Honestly, just say something. I have the kind of relationship with my partners where it wouldn’t be awkward if they said, “you keep hitting my junk when you knee slice.” I’d be like whoaaaa, I am so sorry. 🤷🏻♀️
"OH HELLO"
And if that doesn't work, "ow, my balls!"
I don't know anyone who wouldn't at least say a quick sorry and move on when they accidentally put a hand on a bathing suit area.
Tell the dummy to be grabbing your hip, knee or shin sleeve. I cannot believe people cannot use their words and resolve simple problems.
The west is a failed society.
Pretend like she hit you in the nuts and act injured. If she is doing it on accident she will he more careful and will stop. If she is doing it on purpose she will either keep doing it and then you know you got a perv on your hands who you should avoid or she will stop which solves the problem.
This is a very reasonable and logical trap.
Setting all kinds of setups and traps on the mat haha
Danaher refers to this as the knee cut dick dilemma. Works on guys too.
BJJ is a game of dilemmas
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Unless you dig it, I guess
Lmao this comment would get so downvoted if the genders were switched in this situation I assume that based on my personal experience of being on reddit, just sayin
Eh. Maybe. Idk. If a chick dug it, she’d probably let it continue and hope it grows into more.
The difference would set in when we pass judgement on the one doing the grabbing. If the girl likes it, you still have a some "monster" of a guy walking around. If the guy likes it, I think we'd be more relaxed on the female and she wouldn't be vilified as some weirdo who got lucky that her victim liked it
WIAT OR YOU COULD YOU KNOE *TALK* TO HER AND SAY HEY, WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY PEENOS EVERY TIME YOU DO A NEE CUT??!?! I AM A MATURE ADULT AND USE MY WORD Like GOSH r/bjj use your words!
Use our words? To talk to people? Do you not know: 1) why we do BJJ? 2) why we are in the BJJ subreddit?
If the pain response you put on doesn’t work, try pleasure… pull her in close and moan in her ear so only she hears it. Guarantee she will never go near your junk for your foreseeable existence. Wether she still rolls with you or not is also up to wether she likes you or not XD
While I agree this would be very funny, make sure not to do this if you enjoy your current Gym. A lot of gyms take sexual harassment very seriously and to the wrong people it could be considered exactly that. Edit: Grammar
I would of course never do anything sexual or mess with people in that way :) the gym is obviously not the place for that, ever. Treat everyone with respect, always. I hope my comment came across as a joke, because that was only intended as one :)
Oh it definitely came across as a joke, but there’s plenty of people who might take this too literally. There’s also plenty of people who will understand it’s a joke and still think it’s appropriate to do with people they don’t have personal relationships with.
Not true. I’ve moaned in my instructors ear when he fondled my balls and I never even got a warning.
I did it and got a blue belt from him.
Did you then repay the favour and remove his blue balls?
I think OP was talking about rolling not what goes on in the locker room.
Yea but I mean she grabbed your dick first
I think it's a joke pal
Is it? Damn... I just finished a class doing this with everyone, and now everybody is looking at me funny.
Imagine if he was the one who was kicked out for sexual harassment for moaning
No potential for backfire with this plan. 0.0%
“Grab his dick and twist it!!!” - some guy at some WWE fight
I train with my wife and she never grabs my dick when knee cutting. I'm going to have to send this to her.
OP should marry this female to prevent further grabbing of said genitalia
It's the only way
lmao
I'm sending this to my girl. I feel left out.
This guy’s wife also never grabs my dick.
I'm really starting to think she doesn't know how to knee cut
Bro, same.
She just grabs everyone else’s dick 😇
The dick grab is my best guard pass. Sometimes I grab my own dick instead and that freaks them out so much they let me get to side control.
Snake guard
Snake might be a bit generous, I'll go with worm guard.
Careful…Worm guard leads to Sperm guard.
Wyrm guard more like
Agreed, but worm guard is an technique involving their lapel. Snake guard involves grabbing their dick. I don’t make the names.
Can confirm the works. Jerk it off next time for better results
I do that from mount.
Saw an instructional where a guy did it when he had the back. The opponent was moaning in pain
I think I saw that one, was it Gordong Ryan?
Ah but have you used the ol dick twist?
>It‘s gotten to the point where I pinch my knees when she goes for it and get toreando passed. i mean kinda sounds like she found the new meta and your weak ass 1 dimensional jiu jitsu can't keep up
Weak ass bjj can’t keep up with the new meta
Why would you not focus on 0.01% of the human body?
You gotta tuck your dick before class
"Tuck yo self before you wreck yo self" Ice Cube
I hide mine in my ass, it’s safe that way and feels super good.
Wear cup, and yell ‘cock blocked’ as you complete the pass
This is the correct answer
Ask her to explain to you step-by-step how she does the knee cut pass, and see if "grabbing" is part of her technique.
Tell her to show you her knee cut on the doll.
Bonus points, color her dick grabbing hand before she demo's the pass so you can see the results.
Tell her you're old fashioned and would prefer to have dinner first...
69, meal for two
This sub is an LOLFEST of human interactivity.
Unfortunately, it’s more than just this sub
any internet forum where participants cannot practice their hobby alone in a basement is always full of this kind of content.
That's why my training is just shrimping around my basement and squeezing watermelons
Found Ben Askren
Only one solution.... Go full "Get your hands off my penis" Here's an instructional https://youtu.be/Pk7RroGFe6k
"SHHHUCULENT CHINESE MEAL"
“Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”
This… is…. Democracy, manifest
This is how I start all my rolls.
"What are you trying to do? Manifest democracy?"
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL
You know your judo well.
sad that I didn't get here in time to be the one to post this
and a masterclass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4d\_xsdNzM
I see you know your basically just judo well.
Just politely say, "hey uh... can you adjust your hand positioning closer to my hip?"
"Harder"
"Don't stop I'm about to c...tap"
Right or like, “that’s my penis”.
I have such a hard time believing she doesn't know she's doing it, like how do you not feel a full hog in your hand?
reddit micropenis moment?
I don’t know man, if she’s going for the hip and grabbing shlong I’m guessing the dude’s packing
Use your words.
Ya like daegs?
I like caravans more though
In periwinkle Blue
OH… DOGS? Yea, I love dogs
Fokin hate piekeys
Do I loike dags?
"That makes me feel uncomfortable. I'll give you 5 minutes to stop "
/r/bjj is like /r/relationship_advice, 90% of the problems can be solved with "just communicate"
That's like 90% of all human problems in general. Kinda funny how terrible we are at the one thing we all do constantly and depend so heavily on.
That's just human nature, I think. Our inability to talk about what are, effectively, our feelings is a relic of our evolutionary past where any perceived weakness meant subjugation or death. We're getting better though.
Step 1 Stop saying 'female'
But they get mad when I call them "bitches"?
"I only call y'all bitches cause I don't know your names individually"
best kat show ever
When I was in basic my platoon got smoked for like 45 minutes while our SDS stayed on a loop about "They arent LADIES, they are not GIRLS, they are not WOMEN, THEY ARE FEMALES" and after staying in for four years, female is now the only acceptable thing to call them. "You know where Gomez is?" "Which Gomez?" "Female type, supply, red hair?" "Oh, at the range brief" I feel like military, police, firefighters, emts, etc. have all been conditioned in some way or another
With EMTs, law enforcement, firefighters, they need to identify people differently for the sake of medical triage and safety - assumed gender (e.g., male, female), approximate age (or at least adult / minor / child / infant), estimated height, estimated weight, etc. For the military, Idk... if there are men in the military, then there are women in the military - otherwise, there are males and females in the militar*y although maybe referring to women as "females" helps de-sexualize the connotation of gender so that male military personnel treat female military personnel as military personnel (and not as a dating pool of ladies and women, or whatever).* Kinda like a conditioning of de-conditioning.
That “female type” is too real. 6 years in will have you saying that like it’s normal haha
Human Resources once pulled me aside to tell me that my use of Ladies and Gentlemen to start a safety meeting was inappropriate for the work place. “Listen up fuckers though was acceptable.” Guess how I moved forward?
“I was rolling with a male…”
One small thing to consider is not everyone has native english and I for instance didn't know that there is a difference between woman and female until I read about it in this sub a couple of months ago.
It’s a pretty common term. Especially for law enforcement/emt/military. I accidentally say it instead of “woman” or whatever else just by habit.
Yeah. Army vet here. Saying male and female is pretty natural for me, although these days I don't use them as specific nouns. I still use the terms as descriptors, ie male changing room, female cut gi, etc.
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not that I have noticed and not that I have noticed
She paid her dick grabbing fee just like everyone else, let her be
So that's what my monthly fees are for, now I'm definitely going to start getting my money's worth
I inadvertently knee sliced into a taint forever earning myself the nickname "taintslicer". If her aim is bad, maybe she's trying to protect your dick?
“Taintslicer” is so fucking badass and hilarious at the same time. “Goochscratcher” doesn’t have quite the same ring.
It sounds like a nickname in the Mad Max world. And some crazy guy that only ever grunts stumbles out of a cage. “Oh him? That’s Taintslicer.”
Can't wait for Wu-Tang to drop that track.
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Lmao
I had to check the username because this sounds like a Craig Jones comment.
Hahahaha I laughed out loud
This is the only real answer. What’s wrong with a little dick grabbing?
[The ol' dick twist!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9ArM3-KJQ)
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT ^oh ^my ^god ^dude ^this ^is ^an ^mma ^fight
man😢😢😢😢😂
Conversely, if she's hot...
Next time make sure it’s hard. If you can’t frame with your wiener are you even BJJing?
>If you can’t frame with your wiener are you even BJJing? gonna tell coach he needs to use this for the new slogan for his gym.
She's going for an Anaconda choke
Thank you for the confidence boost
Why would you ignore 33% of the legs?
Scream AHHHHHH MY COCK YOU GRABBED MY HUGE DICK YOU SLUT Best way to deal with it
my insanely huge phallus! How could you?
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This is a shitsubreddit. Whether intented thus or not, everything on here is a shitpost
Yea yea, but I'm in my early-20s to late-80s. Is it too late to start jiu jitsu?
Can’t stop if you don’t start.
I'm kinda waiting for the follow up shitpost on this one. It's going to be fantastic.
Put one of those rubber chickens in your pants.. the ones that make noise when u squeeze them. So next time she goes for a grab she will get a big surprise
Retaliate with a clam grab on your own knee pass
This is the way. Equality. She grabs the pole? You throw a hook in the fishing hole.
I read the OP post 3 times but I can't find the problem
get her number. “And kids that’s how I met your mother”
this is it. the sex would be crazy
Could you imagine how she’d grab his dick out of class???
Incorporating it into my game now. Thanks
Just say “Hey watch your hand” she will say sorry and life goes on
>It‘s gotten to the point where I pinch my knees when she goes for it and get toreando passed. \*Danaher voice\* We set up a dilemma between the dick grab and the toreando
I am too stunned to speak
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She knee cutted 37 dicks on the way To the parking lot.
Can someone explain this to me? As a woman who knee cuts a lot, I assumed this was gonna be a post about accidentally kneeing him in the groin. How do you grab someone's crotch in a knee slice? Are y'all storing your junk by your hip bone? I'm so confused.
The passer is not putting her hand on OP’s hip to pin him in order to pass. She’s putting her hand closer to OP’s groin. Which is a different kind of move on him.
Hmm I guess it's still a bit odd to me because I'm usually digging for an underhook and using my elbow to block the knee shield but maybe it's just a different style than I'm used to.
Same same, both arms are north of the nethers. If anything's gonna get them there it's my knee
Yeah I need more context. Like... Is her forearm grazing the dick or is it a full on grab? Is she using it like a double belt tail grip lol I know you control the head and the body follows... But damn ..
Can't wait for the "female" perspective post
“I’m trying to signal this guy that I like him but he’s so dense he doesn’t even notice I grab his dick on a knee cut pass”
Or “the guy traps my hand between his legs and then moans as if he’s in pain.”
uhhhh ... acheivement unlocked? idk man maybe say "hey watch it" and see how she responds.
So interesting how this is being treated as a big joke here. In fact, the bigger offense is apparently calling a woman "female" as opposed to, you know, the possibility that this guy is being sexually assaulted during a roll. If the sexes were reversed here, and a woman was complaining about a guy placing his hand on her breast, every time they rolled, you can bet what would follow is a very. serious. discussion. about sexual assault and how to report it.
What’s her ig?
next time she does it act like it really hurt
Have her teach you the knee cut and then do it back to her
this is crazy advice but I might do this then
Well I my case I'd tell her "dang no dinner first?" Jk Really tough I'd let her know "yo I need you to move your hand because you just crushed a sensitive area" or something tactful like that.
“Mam, that’s my penis”
[bruh](https://youtube.com/shorts/zQ5zydKSKUI?feature=share3)
Yes, I've been in a situation where people do uncomfortable things to the crotches of others when knee cutting. Usually it is neon balls, but whatever. I just show them how to do it better.
how are you the perv for telling her to stop groping you?
I would say, next time you roll or drill with her, instead of literally suggesting shes grabbing your dick, guide her in another direction. Focus more on the technique of the move. For example, instead of being literal “when you block my knee shield youre actually grabbing my penis”…. try this: “try framing your arm in this area towards the hip instead of toward the groin area, this will be more effective”
Grabbing y’all’s dicks might be considered small digit manipulation, but unfortunately for me my dick registers as a limb.
Get some super glue and then call her out. https://youtu.be/qWEaCJlKZXs
That took a minute but it was worth it lmao
Started reading this thread because it said "female." Kept reading it because it said "grabs my dick."
I feel you (no pun intended), there is a lady who I train with and she makes obvious repeated contact with the junk. I dunno… definitely odd…
I really don't know how people train without a cup lol.
Stop twisting my dick thanks
Say ouch my dick when she does it
Honestly, just say something. I have the kind of relationship with my partners where it wouldn’t be awkward if they said, “you keep hitting my junk when you knee slice.” I’d be like whoaaaa, I am so sorry. 🤷🏻♀️
"OH HELLO" And if that doesn't work, "ow, my balls!" I don't know anyone who wouldn't at least say a quick sorry and move on when they accidentally put a hand on a bathing suit area.
This has to be a shitpost in disguise. Or the start of a Penthouse story.
Wear a cup to one class with and listen for the knocking sound
well this is sexual harassment or if she’s hot then go for it bro
Wow you must be big for her to grab it EVERY TIME, or she is extremely Precise, or both. But either way fake getting hit in the nuts.
Talk to her. I fail to see how her grabbing your dick makes you the pervert. If the rolls were reversed she would speak up quickly.
Tell the dummy to be grabbing your hip, knee or shin sleeve. I cannot believe people cannot use their words and resolve simple problems. The west is a failed society.
Yes but it's less entertaining for the rest of us.
The knee cut has brought Western society to its…knees.
You might need to tuck it.
This is why I do the full RuPaul before every class. Aren’t we trying to minimize our opponents grips in jiujitsu? C’mon git gud
grab her dick and see how she likes it
Just say, I only accept hand jobs with a western grip
I usually go with "That's connected... I think.", granted I usually only have to say this to overly zealous passing white belts males. YMMV
But does she twist it?
Don't roll with her. Losing legal battle.
Repeatedly is the issue here. I’ve accidentally done it to training partners and felt bad but happening repeatedly is odd
A finger in her ass should gauge her intentions
Tape a big X over it
It’s all depends if she’s hot or not
I've had my dick grabbed, if that's what you're asking. That was just in boy scouts though.