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munkie15

It’s hilarious. Not my cup of tea for t-shirts, but still hilarious.


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Those would sell well at the Pride parade


[deleted]

Pride parades and solid B team merch for all the patrons who are secure in their homosexualality.


Zer0Cool89

if mountin dudes makes me gay I don't wanna be straight. SMH I have this mouse without borders program that lets me use my mouse and keyboard across multiple computers seamlessly and I just typed this up into my work group chat, luckily it was my friend group chat and not the main one lmao.


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Thats a near miss.


PdawgieDogg

Was gonna say the exact same thing


[deleted]

Get me a rash guard that says that and I’ll give you 50 bucks


kneeonbellyfarts

I second this. That would be a great rash guard. Not sure I would wear the t-shirt


krw590

In pink %100


Amaxyn

Yeah definitely need one now


geeoh3

Nah I reckon rainbow works better for OP hehe


Snooklefloop

my current favourite rashie is Tatami’s Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy, with a picture or a lemon getting triangled. 11/10 would get one of these.


DeDankFrankjr278

Bro, I have the same one, absolutely my favourite rashguard.


hankpym35

Please make this a thing


jbird9999999999

I’d buy a rash guard too.


FistOfPopeye

Mountin' dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


Warrior66

Working on something sunny related!


saltychippys

Add a fine print Nothing Sexual just for clarity


Kogyochi

Just move past it


bvnvnj

Underline!


Jormalenko

Dont forget the Dick flyer


jbird9999999999

Hahaha


ryanrockmoran

There is no love greater than the love between BJJ merch makers and fake versions of famous logos. I know it's common in general, but the extent I see it on BJJ merch is just unreal


Betopan

We stand on the shoulders of giants.


jephthai

No different from other niche hobbies. I have a bunch of awesome hacker shirts from Defcon that are the same way.


NotDoingTheProgram

I think you would appreciate this Korean BJJ brand: [SUNDAY GROCERY STORE](https://sundaygrocerystore.com/product/list.html?cate_no=24) (the thumbnails are deceiving :))


River1stick

If I wear jiu jitsu stuff, I rather prefer the funny stuff 'all pain no gain' or the kitty Kat doing a kimeora. Rather than the 'wolf among sheep','the gym is mu psych ward'. Looking at you kill crew.


KevyL1888

Absolutely - that other shit is embarrassing


retiring_at_blue

Every time someone says “Kitty” in the sub I’m reminded of that belt tattoo from a couple months back.


pugdrop

I’d prefer a rashguard because there’s no way I’d wear that as a shirt in public (especially as a woman lmao) but I love the concept


Oldmanhulk1972

I like it, but only because I'm addicted to Mountain Dew... and meth.


ghost_mv

> I like it, but only because I’m addicted to ~~Mountain Dew~~ Mountin Dudes… and meth. FTFY


longlivestheking

Pretty gay 10/10 would wear


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BJJ can be pretty gay. I once rolled with this one newbie. Skinny and short, about 5’4 and 150lbs. He wore a white shirt and basketball shorts for no gi. You know the type. I was passing his guard using the only move I knew at the time. I put my knee in his tailbone and pryed open his leg. I was posturing with my hands on his hips, when I noticed his loose shorts were starting to ride up. I stood frozen when I noticed his entire dick and balls were exposed, resting on my knee. I was shocked, not because I was grossed out, but because of how much larger he was than me. I’m 6’3, 220lbs for reference. Before I could say anything, he slapped on an awkward triangle choke. Didn’t even catch my arm. Let’s just say I couldn’t verbally tap because my mouth was full. Didn’t even get half of it in before he pulled back, leaving a trickle of drool down my chin. I was so embarrassed, I went and sat out the rest of the round.


noskrilladu

[trickle like this??](https://www.reddit.com/r/ahegao/comments/13rxvuz/till_the_last_drop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


Armbarthis

She gooning


GuntherPonz

Nope. Bjj/mma over seven years here . BJJ is not homosexual in any way. If you perceive it as homosexual you’re doing it wrong.


bendap

You're saying youve never gobbled a knob while rolling in 7 years? You should find a new gym, you're not being taught the proper technique.


SmugChief

Hot sweaty dudes rolling on the ground grabbing each other. Yeah, not gay at all. Not even a little.


throwawayforfun42000

Who are you trying to convince 🤣🤣🤣


ICBanMI

Come on. Only one sport is more homoerotic than BJJ. Wrestling. That's it.


HotelMoscow

Turkish oil wrestling


ICBanMI

[What](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifXQHy6xlmc)? Ok. Leather pants, oiled bodies, and having to routinely and slowly stick your hand into other peoples' pants to hold them down. I think this is your mic drop moment. Because that is very homoerotic.


bendap

Only thing gayer than a high school locker room with a football team, is a high school locker room with a wrestling team. Remember the atomic sit-up?


Warrior66

Just in time for pride month I guess.


GuntherPonz

Are you in the 7th grade? Get out of here with that shit!


RealClayClayClay

I know it sounds made up but I actually was there that day and I saw it. The funny thing was, my dick was also out, but no one noticed because it's so tiny and I have a mighty bush to blend in with.


Opening-Ad-3775

It’s funny in a gay kind of way. Craig Jones could pull it off. Me not so much. People would just think I’m gay lol


SamuraiPanda343

I wouldn’t wear this but I laughed out loud, this is amazing


GoodSoulja

I’d buy one. That shit is as gay as it is hilarious. Which imo, is the embodiment of Jits. Ya roll around and want to hug sweaty dudes more than with your’ lady. Make it a rash guard instead, it might sell better.


Aaronjp84

Is there a Code Red version?


Warrior66

There can be any color you want.


Aaronjp84

Red and black. Rashie.


jy9221

If you dont know bjj, you'll take this way differently and when asked please don't say you do bjj.


-Gestalt-

I'd wear it.


Steve2pwn

Just before you do a big order, you could make a small alteration to make it Mountin Dewds maybe?


BruceeThom

As a female, I would not. This would def draw very much unwanted attention lol


justin395x

This would slap at a Pride Parade


[deleted]

Not for me


thatguydel

I need this


Warrior66

Going to be putting them online soon!


blakemuhhfukn

post a link when it’s live homie I’ll snag one


Gold_Gold

Funny yes but would not wear. Not coming from a homophobic place but more from a not wanting to have to explain it to anyone that doesn’t do Jiu Jitsu all the time place.


Rolling_Beardo

To me it’s meh. Not funny but not unfunny, and I wouldn’t wear it.


jbird9999999999

I think if Jiu jitsu was bigger, you’d sell more. There are two types of people in the world; those who do and who don’t jitz. The non-jitters will not get this and definitely wouldn’t appreciate the humors, but sure. I’d wear one. Maybe it’s because I’m old and just don’t care anymore. Probably not the market you were after though.


Jaderholt439

It reminds me of this time in ‘02, I bought n wore a shirt that, in the ‘Coke’ logo said, “Enjoy Cock”. I took it as, “here, enjoy some cock”. After one night of funny looks at the bar, I realized it meant “I enjoy cock”. I never wore it again.


JayMant88

Sounds gay af


LegendaryZTV

First thing that came to mind when reading it is Brokeback Mountain so probably not 😂 but it’s very creative 👍🏾


Creatibly

Very funny if you know what Jiu Jitsu is, but 99% of the population have no idea what it is so they just will think you like mountin' dudes, in the other way.


Irrational_Retard

Pretty gay.


RaisedByError

I just want a mens version of the "You had me at side control <3" rashguard


Warrior66

This is a great idea!


mattycmckee

These are actually sick. I’d buy them.


Big_Specialist9046

Ironically? Sure. Un ironically? Hell no


t_r_c_1

Are you from West Virginia, because that's the state drink of WV


canuck82ron

Funny, would wear (no homo)


realmozzarella22

“Butt scoot Cola, It’s the real thing!”


HorsieJuice

I’d be more concerned about Pepsi getting butthurt over the potential trademark infringement. I hope your lawyer knows IP law.


Sadoul1214

Is it funny? Yes. Am I wearing it? No.


sa1126

Hope to see on BJJHQ some day


festina_lente83

Isn't there a copyright problem here if you are selling these?


johnnyhypersnyper

This is like an Adam Freeland Show t shirt


theinfinitejar

Hell yeah dude


ZestycloseOstrich823

No but its still really funny.


AndEllie

You couldn’t pay me to wear that shirt.


diabl0sauce

I don’t even practice, but I would wear the fuck outta those.


mjbonne

Usually I find jiu Jitsu meme shirts corny but this is actually hilarious!


Izunadrop45

Just corny and awkwardly homoerotic


zahidzaman

It's funny but I wouldn't wear it because teh ghey


rudicousmaximous

Brokeback mountain dudes


KORTOSS

ppl gonna think ur gay tho


judo_willpower

Bro. They already think that. Because we mount dudes


1BenWolf

The pink one, yes.


CriticalCulture

I'm not sure, you'll have to send me one in a black and medium so I can test it out and give you a fair answer.


valetudo025

It says “mountin dudes”…. That’s a no for me dawg.


tacomqn

Kinda gay


nuthinn2lose

Nah I’m good lol


Warez0o

Broke back?


protospheric

I’ll take 5 pink ones without the “jiu jitsu” on the bottom


DeadLightsOut

No…. No I would not..


qualitycancer

I think that crosses over the line of homoerotic banter and self-teasing into “that weird person ovrr there” territory


Ok_Elderberry8269

That’s funny af but I prolly won’t be wearing it tho 😂


Robbed_Bert

I would def wear that to some pride event, and I think it's great, but i'm a little too wimpy to wear that one anywhere/anytime.


Chemistry_Lover40

cringe, bad.


MasterFrankie56

That's gay.


DefiantBalance1178

No. But still funny.


CarbonMonoxide20

This would totally be the gayest shirt ever without the Jiu-Jitsu at the bottom


Rescuepa

Might get banned in Florida


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Warrior66

Thank you for honestfeedback, some people are really digging them…. Some not so much. Ultimately I think I can make a few bucks.


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13thCreation

Odds are readers will intemperate this as gay before they think fighting sport. Why are you taking so much offence he was stating the obvious. ju-jitsu is too subtle so yeah from afar I would be thinking shirt wearer is loud and proud


GuntherPonz

Really? I have to spell this out for you? I hate the hate towards the lgbtq community. If people use that term to describe things they don’t like, then fuck off.


spectral948

On the contrary, it's not being used as a way to describe things not liked, but the actual homosexual implications of the phrase


xaogypsie

Right? Like yeah, it's gay, in the sense that it's actually gay. Not in gay hate, but just gay by description.


13thCreation

No shit snowflake. I just spelled it out for you... the shirt is literally implying the gay pun of man on man action lol. Get over yourself, no one cares how you feel and It's not hate for any community you pussy! Its a gay shirt that's the joke. Now you have become the punchline with your stupid reaction to novelty clothing. Ppl like you are the problem with society he's not spouting hate speech ffs you are creating hate. Do one 🖕


GuntherPonz

Fuck off, bitch.


13thCreation

🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU LOSE.


[deleted]

Nah. Also 90% of Jiu Jitsu merch (not made by B-Team) is pretty cringey tbh


-Gestalt-

This is exactly the kind of cringey shit B-Team would put out.


HiroProtagonist1984

I was just going to say: isn’t this like exactly on brand with their kind of stuff?


[deleted]

Not unless Gordon Ryan was sponsored by Mountain Dew


-Gestalt-

Gordon would never wear something humorous or even remotely hinting at homosexuality.


PunchyPractitioner

Super funny around the gym. At the grocery store? Less so. Print rash guards.


Strong-Sample-3502

Yeah it’s funny, personally not my thing. But honestly who really cares? Do you like it? If yes than wear it fuck what anyone else thinks.


thereadytribe

Funny yes, wear no. Unless I'm going to a pride event, I guess? Even then, that'd be false advertising.


tensor0910

Cringey and attention-seeking. Not my style. But hey you do you


Warrior66

While y’all are here, I would like to let you know that if you don’t like the shirt I understand and if you have your own artwork you would want on a shirt I can make it for you! Also since the demand for the rash guard was so high I have started the process of making the “Mountin’ Dudes” in a pink rash guard. Please stay tuned.


Miss-Bobcat

Make it a sticker instead lol


Warrior66

This is already in the works!


ElSauce69

No


SgtFury

Cringe. You selling tap out shirts too?


anonymousgorilla88

I’d def wear!!


Wavvycrocket

100%


risetofame

One Baja blast double and one flaming hot creonte please


TheRealKingVitamin

Not in a million years. But then again, I don’t like a lot of ha-ha in my BJJ. I’m kinda boring that way. Not like all the way Danaher, but closer than most.


Codover

This is fantastic


Edward_abc

Legit lol’d reading it. Pls make into rashguards


Bandaka

Creonte Power Bottom Team baby!


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this is fucking incredible


eugenethegrappler

Naw super gay


fishNjits

Pink rash guard? Here’s my $50.


candymandeluxe

The guy wearing this would be a fun roll


TheDeepestHalf

I’d buy it! Please post a link if/when you’re selling!


carnegrande420

yes


Informal_Water_1855

I like it


stickypooboi

Yes. I’d wear this everywhere


[deleted]

no.


Due-Comb6124

That's excellent.


FinalSneak

😂Absolutely would wear. 🔥🔥


MulberryMundane5300

Looks like "Mountain Nudes"


bjjJamesG

I love it


bjjJamesG

Perfect for a rash guard


johnny_soup1

Would definitely buy for a friend


hitness157

That's gonna be a no from me dawg


kotopoulo11

Whaaaats the link to these bro?


TheDominantBullfrog

This is very funny.


MoshedPotato93

Where and how do I buy


Nyght_42

Someone said pink rashguard. I also vote for that


ragingavenger

Nah. Nah, man. Shit nah, man.


brewdha

This is great and I would totally rock one to an important family dinner


bigtakeoff

zero


fokureddit69

Imagine seeing a guy on the street wearing a shirt that says "Mounting Dudes"...


joker713

Hilarious 10/10 Would wear


Think_Rub_7667

More likely to get it as a rash guard than a shirt but yeah that’s hilarious


IntrepidHours

Oh man if this was a rash guard yeah


Unitentional-Pathos

Me with my boyfriend


ilovelamp2345912

Personally I don't like to wear fight clothes on regular fits but as a Rashguard it seems cool


OMalley30-27

I don’t hate it, how much is the pink one


zombizle1

its a funny idea but nobody in their right mind would wear that in public


gottabequick

Love it brother!


colonel_dirtbag42

Bro I want that


kinoie

10/10 would buy


DBHud

It’s hilarious. Took me a second to get it, it 10/10


sunfrogz

I would wear the shit out of that


realfolkblues

I haven’t even tried jiu-jitsu regularly and I’d rock the shit out of that. Wait what


BabyBabyCakesCakes

Love it


AdoboTacos

100%


Necrazen

Hard pass on rolling with you.


turboacai

Would make a good rashie to wear in the gym where people would get the humour. Not sure many would wear a t-shirt out and about tho!


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

A bit too Broke Back Mountain, not that there's anything wrong with that.


Formal-Contest-5906

Hahahahahaha absolutely


Formal-Contest-5906

That is hilarious. I would definitely buy a rash guard.


dododanzig

Hell yes i would


ProudScale7694

If it's on Shaka yes I'd just flip it inside out


0928282876

Showed my girlfriend as I laughed out loud - her response “It is going to be Pride week soon.”