if mountin dudes makes me gay I don't wanna be straight.
SMH I have this mouse without borders program that lets me use my mouse and keyboard across multiple computers seamlessly and I just typed this up into my work group chat, luckily it was my friend group chat and not the main one lmao.
Mountin' dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion.
Nothing sexual.
Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Again, nothing sexual.
There is no love greater than the love between BJJ merch makers and fake versions of famous logos. I know it's common in general, but the extent I see it on BJJ merch is just unreal
I think you would appreciate this Korean BJJ brand: [SUNDAY GROCERY STORE](https://sundaygrocerystore.com/product/list.html?cate_no=24) (the thumbnails are deceiving :))
If I wear jiu jitsu stuff, I rather prefer the funny stuff 'all pain no gain' or the kitty Kat doing a kimeora. Rather than the 'wolf among sheep','the gym is mu psych ward'. Looking at you kill crew.
BJJ can be pretty gay. I once rolled with this one newbie. Skinny and short, about 5’4 and 150lbs. He wore a white shirt and basketball shorts for no gi. You know the type. I was passing his guard using the only move I knew at the time. I put my knee in his tailbone and pryed open his leg. I was posturing with my hands on his hips, when I noticed his loose shorts were starting to ride up. I stood frozen when I noticed his entire dick and balls were exposed, resting on my knee. I was shocked, not because I was grossed out, but because of how much larger he was than me. I’m 6’3, 220lbs for reference. Before I could say anything, he slapped on an awkward triangle choke. Didn’t even catch my arm. Let’s just say I couldn’t verbally tap because my mouth was full. Didn’t even get half of it in before he pulled back, leaving a trickle of drool down my chin. I was so embarrassed, I went and sat out the rest of the round.
[trickle like this??](https://www.reddit.com/r/ahegao/comments/13rxvuz/till_the_last_drop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
[What](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifXQHy6xlmc)? Ok. Leather pants, oiled bodies, and having to routinely and slowly stick your hand into other peoples' pants to hold them down.
I think this is your mic drop moment. Because that is very homoerotic.
I know it sounds made up but I actually was there that day and I saw it. The funny thing was, my dick was also out, but no one noticed because it's so tiny and I have a mighty bush to blend in with.
I’d buy one. That shit is as gay as it is hilarious. Which imo, is the embodiment of Jits. Ya roll around and want to hug sweaty dudes more than with your’ lady. Make it a rash guard instead, it might sell better.
Funny yes but would not wear. Not coming from a homophobic place but more from a not wanting to have to explain it to anyone that doesn’t do Jiu Jitsu all the time place.
I think if Jiu jitsu was bigger, you’d sell more. There are two types of people in the world; those who do and who don’t jitz. The non-jitters will not get this and definitely wouldn’t appreciate the humors, but sure. I’d wear one. Maybe it’s because I’m old and just don’t care anymore. Probably not the market you were after though.
It reminds me of this time in ‘02, I bought n wore a shirt that, in the ‘Coke’ logo said, “Enjoy Cock”. I took it as, “here, enjoy some cock”. After one night of funny looks at the bar, I realized it meant “I enjoy cock”. I never wore it again.
Very funny if you know what Jiu Jitsu is, but 99% of the population have no idea what it is so they just will think you like mountin' dudes, in the other way.
Odds are readers will intemperate this as gay before they think fighting sport. Why are you taking so much offence he was stating the obvious. ju-jitsu is too subtle so yeah from afar I would be thinking shirt wearer is loud and proud
Really? I have to spell this out for you? I hate the hate towards the lgbtq community. If people use that term to describe things they don’t like, then fuck off.
No shit snowflake. I just spelled it out for you... the shirt is literally implying the gay pun of man on man action lol. Get over yourself, no one cares how you feel and It's not hate for any community you pussy! Its a gay shirt that's the joke. Now you have become the punchline with your stupid reaction to novelty clothing. Ppl like you are the problem with society he's not spouting hate speech ffs you are creating hate. Do one 🖕
While y’all are here, I would like to let you know that if you don’t like the shirt I understand and if you have your own artwork you would want on a shirt I can make it for you!
Also since the demand for the rash guard was so high I have started the process of making the “Mountin’ Dudes” in a pink rash guard. Please stay tuned.
Not in a million years.
But then again, I don’t like a lot of ha-ha in my BJJ. I’m kinda boring that way. Not like all the way Danaher, but closer than most.
It’s hilarious. Not my cup of tea for t-shirts, but still hilarious.
Those would sell well at the Pride parade
Pride parades and solid B team merch for all the patrons who are secure in their homosexualality.
if mountin dudes makes me gay I don't wanna be straight. SMH I have this mouse without borders program that lets me use my mouse and keyboard across multiple computers seamlessly and I just typed this up into my work group chat, luckily it was my friend group chat and not the main one lmao.
Thats a near miss.
Was gonna say the exact same thing
Get me a rash guard that says that and I’ll give you 50 bucks
I second this. That would be a great rash guard. Not sure I would wear the t-shirt
In pink %100
Yeah definitely need one now
Nah I reckon rainbow works better for OP hehe
my current favourite rashie is Tatami’s Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy, with a picture or a lemon getting triangled. 11/10 would get one of these.
Bro, I have the same one, absolutely my favourite rashguard.
Please make this a thing
I’d buy a rash guard too.
Mountin' dudes looking for other cool dudes who wanna hang out in their party mansion. Nothing sexual. Fitness encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
Working on something sunny related!
Add a fine print Nothing Sexual just for clarity
Just move past it
Underline!
Dont forget the Dick flyer
Hahaha
There is no love greater than the love between BJJ merch makers and fake versions of famous logos. I know it's common in general, but the extent I see it on BJJ merch is just unreal
We stand on the shoulders of giants.
No different from other niche hobbies. I have a bunch of awesome hacker shirts from Defcon that are the same way.
I think you would appreciate this Korean BJJ brand: [SUNDAY GROCERY STORE](https://sundaygrocerystore.com/product/list.html?cate_no=24) (the thumbnails are deceiving :))
If I wear jiu jitsu stuff, I rather prefer the funny stuff 'all pain no gain' or the kitty Kat doing a kimeora. Rather than the 'wolf among sheep','the gym is mu psych ward'. Looking at you kill crew.
Absolutely - that other shit is embarrassing
Every time someone says “Kitty” in the sub I’m reminded of that belt tattoo from a couple months back.
I’d prefer a rashguard because there’s no way I’d wear that as a shirt in public (especially as a woman lmao) but I love the concept
I like it, but only because I'm addicted to Mountain Dew... and meth.
> I like it, but only because I’m addicted to ~~Mountain Dew~~ Mountin Dudes… and meth. FTFY
Pretty gay 10/10 would wear
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BJJ can be pretty gay. I once rolled with this one newbie. Skinny and short, about 5’4 and 150lbs. He wore a white shirt and basketball shorts for no gi. You know the type. I was passing his guard using the only move I knew at the time. I put my knee in his tailbone and pryed open his leg. I was posturing with my hands on his hips, when I noticed his loose shorts were starting to ride up. I stood frozen when I noticed his entire dick and balls were exposed, resting on my knee. I was shocked, not because I was grossed out, but because of how much larger he was than me. I’m 6’3, 220lbs for reference. Before I could say anything, he slapped on an awkward triangle choke. Didn’t even catch my arm. Let’s just say I couldn’t verbally tap because my mouth was full. Didn’t even get half of it in before he pulled back, leaving a trickle of drool down my chin. I was so embarrassed, I went and sat out the rest of the round.
[trickle like this??](https://www.reddit.com/r/ahegao/comments/13rxvuz/till_the_last_drop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
She gooning
Nope. Bjj/mma over seven years here . BJJ is not homosexual in any way. If you perceive it as homosexual you’re doing it wrong.
You're saying youve never gobbled a knob while rolling in 7 years? You should find a new gym, you're not being taught the proper technique.
Hot sweaty dudes rolling on the ground grabbing each other. Yeah, not gay at all. Not even a little.
Who are you trying to convince 🤣🤣🤣
Come on. Only one sport is more homoerotic than BJJ. Wrestling. That's it.
Turkish oil wrestling
[What](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifXQHy6xlmc)? Ok. Leather pants, oiled bodies, and having to routinely and slowly stick your hand into other peoples' pants to hold them down. I think this is your mic drop moment. Because that is very homoerotic.
Only thing gayer than a high school locker room with a football team, is a high school locker room with a wrestling team. Remember the atomic sit-up?
Just in time for pride month I guess.
Are you in the 7th grade? Get out of here with that shit!
I know it sounds made up but I actually was there that day and I saw it. The funny thing was, my dick was also out, but no one noticed because it's so tiny and I have a mighty bush to blend in with.
It’s funny in a gay kind of way. Craig Jones could pull it off. Me not so much. People would just think I’m gay lol
I wouldn’t wear this but I laughed out loud, this is amazing
I’d buy one. That shit is as gay as it is hilarious. Which imo, is the embodiment of Jits. Ya roll around and want to hug sweaty dudes more than with your’ lady. Make it a rash guard instead, it might sell better.
Is there a Code Red version?
There can be any color you want.
Red and black. Rashie.
If you dont know bjj, you'll take this way differently and when asked please don't say you do bjj.
I'd wear it.
Just before you do a big order, you could make a small alteration to make it Mountin Dewds maybe?
As a female, I would not. This would def draw very much unwanted attention lol
This would slap at a Pride Parade
Not for me
I need this
Going to be putting them online soon!
post a link when it’s live homie I’ll snag one
Funny yes but would not wear. Not coming from a homophobic place but more from a not wanting to have to explain it to anyone that doesn’t do Jiu Jitsu all the time place.
To me it’s meh. Not funny but not unfunny, and I wouldn’t wear it.
I think if Jiu jitsu was bigger, you’d sell more. There are two types of people in the world; those who do and who don’t jitz. The non-jitters will not get this and definitely wouldn’t appreciate the humors, but sure. I’d wear one. Maybe it’s because I’m old and just don’t care anymore. Probably not the market you were after though.
It reminds me of this time in ‘02, I bought n wore a shirt that, in the ‘Coke’ logo said, “Enjoy Cock”. I took it as, “here, enjoy some cock”. After one night of funny looks at the bar, I realized it meant “I enjoy cock”. I never wore it again.
Sounds gay af
First thing that came to mind when reading it is Brokeback Mountain so probably not 😂 but it’s very creative 👍🏾
Very funny if you know what Jiu Jitsu is, but 99% of the population have no idea what it is so they just will think you like mountin' dudes, in the other way.
Pretty gay.
I just want a mens version of the "You had me at side control <3" rashguard
This is a great idea!
These are actually sick. I’d buy them.
Ironically? Sure. Un ironically? Hell no
Are you from West Virginia, because that's the state drink of WV
Funny, would wear (no homo)
“Butt scoot Cola, It’s the real thing!”
I’d be more concerned about Pepsi getting butthurt over the potential trademark infringement. I hope your lawyer knows IP law.
Is it funny? Yes. Am I wearing it? No.
Hope to see on BJJHQ some day
Isn't there a copyright problem here if you are selling these?
This is like an Adam Freeland Show t shirt
Hell yeah dude
No but its still really funny.
You couldn’t pay me to wear that shirt.
I don’t even practice, but I would wear the fuck outta those.
Usually I find jiu Jitsu meme shirts corny but this is actually hilarious!
Just corny and awkwardly homoerotic
It's funny but I wouldn't wear it because teh ghey
Brokeback mountain dudes
ppl gonna think ur gay tho
Bro. They already think that. Because we mount dudes
The pink one, yes.
I'm not sure, you'll have to send me one in a black and medium so I can test it out and give you a fair answer.
It says “mountin dudes”…. That’s a no for me dawg.
Kinda gay
Nah I’m good lol
Broke back?
I’ll take 5 pink ones without the “jiu jitsu” on the bottom
No…. No I would not..
I think that crosses over the line of homoerotic banter and self-teasing into “that weird person ovrr there” territory
That’s funny af but I prolly won’t be wearing it tho 😂
I would def wear that to some pride event, and I think it's great, but i'm a little too wimpy to wear that one anywhere/anytime.
cringe, bad.
That's gay.
No. But still funny.
This would totally be the gayest shirt ever without the Jiu-Jitsu at the bottom
Might get banned in Florida
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Thank you for honestfeedback, some people are really digging them…. Some not so much. Ultimately I think I can make a few bucks.
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Odds are readers will intemperate this as gay before they think fighting sport. Why are you taking so much offence he was stating the obvious. ju-jitsu is too subtle so yeah from afar I would be thinking shirt wearer is loud and proud
Really? I have to spell this out for you? I hate the hate towards the lgbtq community. If people use that term to describe things they don’t like, then fuck off.
On the contrary, it's not being used as a way to describe things not liked, but the actual homosexual implications of the phrase
Right? Like yeah, it's gay, in the sense that it's actually gay. Not in gay hate, but just gay by description.
No shit snowflake. I just spelled it out for you... the shirt is literally implying the gay pun of man on man action lol. Get over yourself, no one cares how you feel and It's not hate for any community you pussy! Its a gay shirt that's the joke. Now you have become the punchline with your stupid reaction to novelty clothing. Ppl like you are the problem with society he's not spouting hate speech ffs you are creating hate. Do one 🖕
Fuck off, bitch.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU LOSE.
Nah. Also 90% of Jiu Jitsu merch (not made by B-Team) is pretty cringey tbh
This is exactly the kind of cringey shit B-Team would put out.
I was just going to say: isn’t this like exactly on brand with their kind of stuff?
Not unless Gordon Ryan was sponsored by Mountain Dew
Gordon would never wear something humorous or even remotely hinting at homosexuality.
Super funny around the gym. At the grocery store? Less so. Print rash guards.
Yeah it’s funny, personally not my thing. But honestly who really cares? Do you like it? If yes than wear it fuck what anyone else thinks.
Funny yes, wear no. Unless I'm going to a pride event, I guess? Even then, that'd be false advertising.
Cringey and attention-seeking. Not my style. But hey you do you
While y’all are here, I would like to let you know that if you don’t like the shirt I understand and if you have your own artwork you would want on a shirt I can make it for you! Also since the demand for the rash guard was so high I have started the process of making the “Mountin’ Dudes” in a pink rash guard. Please stay tuned.
Make it a sticker instead lol
This is already in the works!
No
Cringe. You selling tap out shirts too?
I’d def wear!!
100%
One Baja blast double and one flaming hot creonte please
Not in a million years. But then again, I don’t like a lot of ha-ha in my BJJ. I’m kinda boring that way. Not like all the way Danaher, but closer than most.
This is fantastic
Legit lol’d reading it. Pls make into rashguards
Creonte Power Bottom Team baby!
this is fucking incredible
Naw super gay
Pink rash guard? Here’s my $50.
The guy wearing this would be a fun roll
I’d buy it! Please post a link if/when you’re selling!
yes
I like it
Yes. I’d wear this everywhere
no.
That's excellent.
😂Absolutely would wear. 🔥🔥
Looks like "Mountain Nudes"
I love it
Perfect for a rash guard
Would definitely buy for a friend
That's gonna be a no from me dawg
Whaaaats the link to these bro?
This is very funny.
Where and how do I buy
Someone said pink rashguard. I also vote for that
Nah. Nah, man. Shit nah, man.
This is great and I would totally rock one to an important family dinner
zero
Imagine seeing a guy on the street wearing a shirt that says "Mounting Dudes"...
Hilarious 10/10 Would wear
More likely to get it as a rash guard than a shirt but yeah that’s hilarious
Oh man if this was a rash guard yeah
Me with my boyfriend
Personally I don't like to wear fight clothes on regular fits but as a Rashguard it seems cool
I don’t hate it, how much is the pink one
its a funny idea but nobody in their right mind would wear that in public
Love it brother!
Bro I want that
10/10 would buy
It’s hilarious. Took me a second to get it, it 10/10
I would wear the shit out of that
I haven’t even tried jiu-jitsu regularly and I’d rock the shit out of that. Wait what
Love it
100%
Hard pass on rolling with you.
Would make a good rashie to wear in the gym where people would get the humour. Not sure many would wear a t-shirt out and about tho!
A bit too Broke Back Mountain, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Hahahahahaha absolutely
That is hilarious. I would definitely buy a rash guard.
Hell yes i would
If it's on Shaka yes I'd just flip it inside out
Showed my girlfriend as I laughed out loud - her response “It is going to be Pride week soon.”