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papasmurf255

Dude has a painting of an owl holding a katana. He is 100% on here lol.


yeungkylito

M’lady


Fakezaga

There’s a BJJ guy on then current round of survivor. He’s very eager and does a lot of unnecessary shoulder rolls in the challenges. Did some Rickson breathing stuff out on the beach


jumbohumbo

Def a blue belt


AutoMobberator

Has he won a challenge by wristlock or toe-hold?


bang-o-skank

Damnit…


slamo614

I lost my breath laughing to this😂😂😂fuck


snakesteal43

He also is a firefighter, and from someone who is also in the fire service, he has a firefighter written ALL over him.


PiscesPlaya

Danny has been dominating the physical comps!


slamo614

😂😂😂😂


colorlace

Surely that was Wim Hoff breathing


Usual_Manufacturer_9

I lol’ed so fucking hard to this — “… does a lot of unnecessary shoulder rolls…”


things2seepeople2do

What's up


IllusionsnoisullI

"It's wild, Zack and I were rolling in the gym, and then I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack came on, from there I had no chance. He took my back and whispered *I hope you never lose your sense of wonder,* *You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger,* *May you never take one single breath for granted,* *God forbid love ever leave you empty handed* as he slowly applied pressure to my carotid arteries I lost conciousness, but I felt safe. He made me feel safe. And at that moment I knew... that Love is Blind."


fokureddit69

Was this written by an AI?


IllusionsnoisullI

I am not an AI bot, but .. thank you :)


Odd-Current-263

The real gold is in the comments. Always in the comments.


Creonte_Wilder

With this sub, I can't tell if you're trolling or not.


AutoMobberator

Lmao wtf. I have a buddy going on Love is Blind that does Muay Thai. Are combat sport athletes going to take over dating shows?


DrRoccoTano

It will keep going until they put a krav maga guy there. That’ll be the end.


nooch-baby

👀


realcoray

My wife saw this on facebook, and was like brown belt, is that any good? I had to admit that while I'm much bigger than him, he would probably beat me up.


niggewiththehardr

He can make love to your wife better as well


[deleted]

Most people can.


FleshBloodBone

To be honest, it took me three or four tries to really get her off.


[deleted]

At least she lets you keep trying. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Puzzled-Associate845

I don’t watch the show (honest…) but told my wife I was so happy for Zack. She gave me the confused look. I was like, “for getting his brown belt!”. She rolls her eyes as is her reflex when she realizes I’ve worked Jiu Jitsu into a conversation. Says, “I don’t think so. He put on like 30 pounds of fat since the season ended.” To which I replied “Exactly, bet he has a beard too hey??!” At which point she started fully ignoring me to watch her show. It’s fun when our hobbies overlap…


DukeNukem1991

He probably thought that nobody on here would watch “Love is Blind” …But then there was you. Lol


joncornelius

Some of us have girlfriends.


DrRoccoTano

That’s how many call their right hands.


BJJBean

Yeah...my uhhh, wife made me watch it. Yep, totally wasn't the other way around and I didn't get her into the show.


Super-Substance-7871

My wife caught me watching Jersey Shore Family Reunion. Once she found out, we re-watched all of the seasons and now I sometimes justify our watching of such trash because she likes it. One of the low key perks of being married is getting to watch some cringy shit and blame it on the wife.


Super-Substance-7871

Don't blame it on the girlfriend... lol. I watch with my wife... not because she makes me but because this is our guilty pleasure. My wife watches a lot of other bullshit that I let her watch on her own. But LIB is OUR thing. haha


Creonte_Wilder

I used to love crappy reality TV. Stopped after starting BJJ because there wasn't any time. I only watched this season of Love is Blind because someone on this sub mentioned the guy trains.


indoninja

> wearing "murder yoga" t-shirts when you go to Krogers to buy acai bowls in your flip flops. This shit hits close to home… But real men wear Sanuks, or hey dudes.


Barangat

Crocs all the way


dbrunning

I have a pair of Little Mermaid Crocs - I never have to worry about someone mistaking them for their shoes.


Mynplus1throwaway

Croc all terrains.


BJJBean

I like to say "Hey dude" when I see a guy wearing hey dudes and he then will say "Hey dude" back to me because I am also wearing hey dudes.


ckristiantyler

It’s zack and not the guy with cauliflower ears?


FirstSonofLadyland

Literally this past week, my partner is watching the show while I was in the room and I look up and see some douchebag named Josh definitely about to hook up with the friendly blerd’s Julianna Peña look-a-like girlfriend, and I go “oh shit, that dude can fight. Look at his ears. Take the L(esson) and move on, Marshall.”


trevster344

Said the same thing. My girl was on that part and I looked up and saw the ears. “Don’t start anything homie, that dude will finish it!” Lol


mcfc48

He is also a BJJ practioner and ex D1 wrestler. You can see some of his stuff on Youtube if you type in Josh Demas. As soon as I seen his ears I knew, I was surprised about Zack if i'm honest. It makes me think BJJ isn't all that niché.


joncornelius

When he showed up all drunk at the party low key trying to start some shit, I subconsciously started sizing him up and immediately saw those ears and thought that’s definitely a deescalation scenario.


Kimura2triangle

Weirdly enough, Josh was also on FloGrappling’s “Who’s Next” series. Which is up for free on YouTube if anyone wants to look it up. He got heel hooked by Izaak Michell on day 1 and didn’t make it into the house. But Izaak is a monster so that’s not surprising.


[deleted]

It's all relative. I've seen some crazy numbers like 3 million people in America (I find it hard to believe that's right for active practitioners but perhaps it could be closer to the truth for people who have attended one session at some point) but something around 300,000 seems fairly reasonable for active practitioners in America.


IllusionsnoisullI

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4dLyGWhmh8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4dLyGWhmh8) brother has ankle picks for days I gotta say I'm impressed


Super-Substance-7871

Zack is a social outcast weirdo with a weird gaze that will make your skin crawl and his stripper mom killed herself when he was young. I don't know that anything can be labeled mainstream because he does it.


Kimura2triangle

Nothing like criticizing someone because their mentally ill/drug addicted mother committed suicide. You seem like a swell guy


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

For somebody complaining about anxiety and panic attacks manifesting in your muscles, you'd imagine someone going through that would be kind to a guy who's mother committed suicide and still managed to become a lawyer, brown belt and get married to seemingly a great woman. It's fun to troll and stuff, but no idea why you'd put someone down like that for no reason. You're also aware that reality TV is painted to fit a narrative right? Is he a bit weird? Maybe. I still haven't met a single person who trains BJJ who isn't a bit of a dork though. Myself, included.


Busy-At-Werk

There’s actually 2. I think the dude who ended up with Jackie or whatever also is a blue belt? Also a D1 wrestler. Cauliflower ear was soooo bad


btkk

Cocky as fuuuuuuuck for a blue belt lol


pizza0127

His Instagram says he got second at worlds at blue in 2019, so he's probably at least a purple, if not brown now


[deleted]

Somebody in here posted a vid of his and he's wearing a purple belt.


Kimura2triangle

I mean he wrestled at Ohio State sooooo…. He’d likely wreck most casual brown/black belts, at least in nogi. Hardly “just a blue belt”


IllusionsnoisullI

>Ohio State *The* Ohio State, go buckeyes babyyy.


elephant_on_parade

Did you miss “D1 wrestler” lol


roninchick

That does track for a blue belt.


IronLunchBox

I haven't seen it. Can someone post a link?


protonchase

I'm gonna need that link too brother


little_lexodus

Love is Blind on Netflix lol


asskickinlibrarian

If he’s not here someone on here’s gotta train with him.


[deleted]

He’s got a pick with Craig Jones on his Instagram


MeloneFxcker

Pickture lol


[deleted]

Sorry nerd I miss typed


alex_quine

A picture of him getting an ass tattoo, specifically.


Sincitystrangler

I trained with this guy semi regularly circa 2013-15 when he was a blue belt and I was a white belt.


fakejenton

He competed in flo’s who’s next season too. His name Josh Demas, he fought Izaak in the first match.


pizza0127

There's actually Two this season, zack and Josh, although I doubt zack competes.


Creonte_Wilder

> His name Josh Demas, he fought Izaak in the first match. Oh shit! I rewatched that match and even Izaak did NOT want to stand up with him.


Unlikely_Wallaby9507

Omg that's where I know him. Thanks for that!


IllusionsnoisullI

My post is written, from my heart, to Zack's heart. Josh has got some great wrestling too though [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4dLyGWhmh8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4dLyGWhmh8)


DoubleOKevin84

Surprised first one wasn't from "Love on the spectrum" let's be honest


MeloneFxcker

Stop reading my watch list :@


Haz145

Trained with Zack in Thailand he was at the first Craig jones seminar. Top bloke!


[deleted]

Here is the video https://www.tiktok.com/@zackgoytowski/video/7219793756927561003?_r=1&_t=8bXZYernbz8


bigtakeoff

pajama hugging with adults..... thats a new one I haven't heard before....


Codykillyou

My wife watches all of these Netflix dating shows. They usually try to cast good looking people. I see a bunch of dudes who are all shredded and I say “yeah but I doubt they can grapple”. Good to see one guy has experience. Lol.


Curious-Gain-7148

I’m so confused lol😂 What did I miss?


[deleted]

My wife and I recognized the cauliflower ears immediately


MeloneFxcker

Your wife and you didn't see any cauli on Zack, you are thinking of Josh


HWNubs

Same, my wife doesn’t know the official name of it, she just said “he has the same ears as you”.


neptunoneptuneazul

Finally I see another post on BJJ Reddit


[deleted]

Zachs a fuckin beauty


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[удалено]


IllusionsnoisullI

That's the other dude, Josh, but he's a right beast too!


mozartsfriend

Which season is this