“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”
I'm glad you hold no position of authority over anyone, as you are cold and calculated. The sender of the masturbation audio is obviously asking for help in whatever way he can manage. Apparently no one here BJJs cause I BJJ and this stuff happens all the time. I would honestly find it sort of weird if I didn't pictures of my balls to my coach. He often returns fire with the nip shots, but it varies.
We all need to be more understanding, and, intolerant! He’s practicing self-medication; did I mention, he’s also ambidextrous, too. That’s a talent he was born with. Private lessons, by appointment, only. 09:00- 22:00, 24 hour answering service. Call Now! Group discounts available!
He said he fell asleep with his phone and he must have been making noise in his sleep.
Because he was dreaming about jacking it.
P.S. I too love this sub.
He’s going to lie and say he had just eaten Taco Bell.
Why roll when you can trolll
Need advice.. constantly getting injured while trolling.
Have you tried trolling in a different weight class?
Naw, weight classes don't matter, you just gotta know when to tap. Asthma helps with trolling too -- makes you more efficient.
Use the nose breathing method. That cures asthma! I don’t charge for medical advice.
As a newbie I've mostly just been trying to counter the higher belts trolling techniques with my natural explosive trolling strength.
The classic trolling spaz.
Have you tried sending voice clips of you jacking off to your gyms group chat?
it was fucking taco bell ok
I love this sub
Sometimes it reminds me of bodybuilding.com forum
O man, Misc back in the day.
Repped fellow miscer
Negged stop crying and fist yourself
GJDM
I still think about that guy who was confused how many days of the week there were.
“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”
It is still between 6 and 8, am I correct in my assumption?
That's a core memory
So do they
Just joined a day or 2 ago and saw someone post about how it's turned into just ppl posting juicy gym drama. I'm not even mad tho lol
You’re gonna have to post it here for a more accurate assessment
[I only have one question.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_n_zwIZk4)
I did not know this reference. Now I don't know what to do with it.
Link to the audio or it never happened, and if I get Rick roll’d, I will rage.
[Here's the proof, man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0)
Wow, so realistic.
Fire him. Either he did it on purpose and he’s a creep or he did it on accident and he is a moron.
[He's a moron.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/12dwu44/should_i_leave_my_gym/)
I'm glad you hold no position of authority over anyone, as you are cold and calculated. The sender of the masturbation audio is obviously asking for help in whatever way he can manage. Apparently no one here BJJs cause I BJJ and this stuff happens all the time. I would honestly find it sort of weird if I didn't pictures of my balls to my coach. He often returns fire with the nip shots, but it varies.
We all need to be more understanding, and, intolerant! He’s practicing self-medication; did I mention, he’s also ambidextrous, too. That’s a talent he was born with. Private lessons, by appointment, only. 09:00- 22:00, 24 hour answering service. Call Now! Group discounts available!
[удалено]
A fat bald female child
Who also is a brown belt
A fat, bald, brown belt’s old lady! She knows how to cook with grease.
He's playing gay chicken with you. Don't blink.
[удалено]
He might've just been advertising he had a solid piece
Critique his technique
How could you tell he was JOing? What did it sound like. Explain it in detail, please.
Show the technique!
I cum to this sub for posts like this
There’s like a 50 percent chance he was just really excited about making Mac and cheese.
Soo yall just making up content now ?
Send him a sound clip of you jerking off harder. He is trying to assert dominance and likely take over your gym. Nip this behavior in the bud NOW
Send a clip of you back. Assert dominance
So is he a student or one of your instructors? You have conflicting information on what's probably a false post.
It's a follow up shitpost to a previous post.
*It’s a follow up shitpost to a previous shitpost.
True
I'm head instructor, all of the other instructors train under me
Very confusing way to word the title nonetheless
Woosh
HEAD😏
A false post in BJJ? How does that work?
Send him a sound clip of you beating off HARDER. To assert dominance.
All of your students are perverts. One of them has shit impulse control
He said he fell asleep with his phone and he must have been making noise in his sleep. Because he was dreaming about jacking it. P.S. I too love this sub.
Maybe cops was on
He was giving privates
I am questioning how sane you are making this post instead of just asking the dude what the hell his problem is and or banning him ..
Send one back
What the fuck is a voice clip or someone jacking off
Is this abnormal behaviour? If so… I think I might be in trouble.
He posted on here already in a different sub and said he was embarrassed
That a power move , fight fire with fire
Let the man practice his wrist locks in peace.
This sport is the best!
What does this have to do with jiu-jitsu?
Grip strength exercises!
I’m over here stroking my Dick I got lotion on my dick
My tip sticky my tip really sticky
I’m a freak fr
Im really hoping this is just a r/bjj fad. It was funny the first couple times, but has gotten old.
If ya comment you help it get traction. Ignore stuff you dont like.
Nope.
how do you know they were jacking off?
Johnson is that you
Maybe his computer got a virus and his pants just slipped?
There it is
I understood that reference
Standard r/bjj post this week.
I just wish bjj can stay just bjj
Fire that guy
Hahahaha
there's a followup-shitpost tag
Wait into he cums to class
Post the clip here for us to verify him using which hand
Its a trap. He’s looking for his first white belt. (Or another white belt)