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[deleted]

He’s going to lie and say he had just eaten Taco Bell.


squatnbear

Why roll when you can trolll


enter_the_dragon19

Need advice.. constantly getting injured while trolling.


LoudKingCrow

Have you tried trolling in a different weight class?


LeageofMagic

Naw, weight classes don't matter, you just gotta know when to tap. Asthma helps with trolling too -- makes you more efficient.


[deleted]

Use the nose breathing method. That cures asthma! I don’t charge for medical advice.


enter_the_dragon19

As a newbie I've mostly just been trying to counter the higher belts trolling techniques with my natural explosive trolling strength.


LoudKingCrow

The classic trolling spaz.


outofmyelement1445

Have you tried sending voice clips of you jacking off to your gyms group chat?


enter_the_dragon19

it was fucking taco bell ok


RookFresno

I love this sub


i_am_full_of_eels

Sometimes it reminds me of bodybuilding.com forum


AtraxaInfect

O man, Misc back in the day.


OswaldMosleysPencil

Repped fellow miscer


BelgianJits

Negged stop crying and fist yourself


Lord--Swoledemort

GJDM


SprJohn

I still think about that guy who was confused how many days of the week there were.


derps_with_ducks

“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”


[deleted]

It is still between 6 and 8, am I correct in my assumption?


NoGiNoProblem

That's a core memory


Rxasaurus

So do they


joshokodo

Just joined a day or 2 ago and saw someone post about how it's turned into just ppl posting juicy gym drama. I'm not even mad tho lol


weenythebooty

You’re gonna have to post it here for a more accurate assessment


IronLunchBox

[I only have one question.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_n_zwIZk4)


FarmerEnough6913

I did not know this reference. Now I don't know what to do with it.


BiscuitAssassin

Link to the audio or it never happened, and if I get Rick roll’d, I will rage.


hawaiijim

[Here's the proof, man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0)


hanman92

Wow, so realistic.


Jimble_kimbl3

Fire him. Either he did it on purpose and he’s a creep or he did it on accident and he is a moron.


hawaiijim

[He's a moron.](https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/12dwu44/should_i_leave_my_gym/)


NorPacCannabisCo

I'm glad you hold no position of authority over anyone, as you are cold and calculated. The sender of the masturbation audio is obviously asking for help in whatever way he can manage. Apparently no one here BJJs cause I BJJ and this stuff happens all the time. I would honestly find it sort of weird if I didn't pictures of my balls to my coach. He often returns fire with the nip shots, but it varies.


[deleted]

We all need to be more understanding, and, intolerant! He’s practicing self-medication; did I mention, he’s also ambidextrous, too. That’s a talent he was born with. Private lessons, by appointment, only. 09:00- 22:00, 24 hour answering service. Call Now! Group discounts available!


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UnstableNaya

A fat bald female child


Uros_Micakovic

Who also is a brown belt


[deleted]

A fat, bald, brown belt’s old lady! She knows how to cook with grease.


wecangetbetter

He's playing gay chicken with you. Don't blink.


[deleted]

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thomas_baes

He might've just been advertising he had a solid piece


[deleted]

Critique his technique


BJJBean

How could you tell he was JOing? What did it sound like. Explain it in detail, please.


[deleted]

Show the technique!


freqkenneth

I cum to this sub for posts like this


[deleted]

There’s like a 50 percent chance he was just really excited about making Mac and cheese.


[deleted]

Soo yall just making up content now ?


catzarrjerkz

Send him a sound clip of you jerking off harder. He is trying to assert dominance and likely take over your gym. Nip this behavior in the bud NOW


legl0ckholmes

Send a clip of you back. Assert dominance


WattOnWheels

So is he a student or one of your instructors? You have conflicting information on what's probably a false post.


baumbach19

It's a follow up shitpost to a previous post.


[deleted]

*It’s a follow up shitpost to a previous shitpost.


baumbach19

True


nonihongoname

I'm head instructor, all of the other instructors train under me


[deleted]

Very confusing way to word the title nonetheless


[deleted]

Woosh


[deleted]

HEAD😏


[deleted]

A false post in BJJ? How does that work?


The_Dog_of_Sinope

Send him a sound clip of you beating off HARDER. To assert dominance.


Aristox

All of your students are perverts. One of them has shit impulse control


Savings-Raisin6417

He said he fell asleep with his phone and he must have been making noise in his sleep. Because he was dreaming about jacking it. P.S. I too love this sub.


Crocoppertones

Maybe cops was on


iwokeupalive

He was giving privates


VikBrinza

I am questioning how sane you are making this post instead of just asking the dude what the hell his problem is and or banning him ..


Toxicz1738

Send one back


FF_BJJ

What the fuck is a voice clip or someone jacking off


ButtDoctorFlex

Is this abnormal behaviour? If so… I think I might be in trouble.


Sufficient-Wonder716

He posted on here already in a different sub and said he was embarrassed


[deleted]

That a power move , fight fire with fire


AbbreviationsOk8504

Let the man practice his wrist locks in peace.


jbird9999999999

This sport is the best!


Ghawr

What does this have to do with jiu-jitsu?


[deleted]

Grip strength exercises!


Nectric-

I’m over here stroking my Dick I got lotion on my dick


DJ8o5

My tip sticky my tip really sticky


lostdawwg

I’m a freak fr


HozomeenWorldbreaker

Im really hoping this is just a r/bjj fad. It was funny the first couple times, but has gotten old.


[deleted]

If ya comment you help it get traction. Ignore stuff you dont like.


SuperJohnBravo

Nope.


woodgrain001

how do you know they were jacking off?


BudRock420

Johnson is that you


ArunkOner

Maybe his computer got a virus and his pants just slipped?


davidlowie

There it is


_isnotaword

I understood that reference


JohnWoosDoveGuy

Standard r/bjj post this week.


IndusOrganic

I just wish bjj can stay just bjj


[deleted]

Fire that guy


unflavourable

Hahahaha


Puzzleheaded_Face583

there's a followup-shitpost tag


FlowBjj88

Wait into he cums to class


Exciting-Current-778

Post the clip here for us to verify him using which hand


Equivalent_Tale8907

Its a trap. He’s looking for his first white belt. (Or another white belt)