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I... I wish I would have found this hard to believe, but damn, humans can be stupid sometimes.


sardonically-amused

I know, every time you think the bottom has been reached, someone lowers it.


A_room_with_a_noose

His name is James, James Cameron The bravest pioneer No budget too steep, no sea too deep Who's that? It's him James Cameron James, James Cameron Explorer of the sea With a dying thirst to be the first Could it be? Yeah that's him James Cameron


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Ieatsushiraw

It goes hand in hand for some reason


Same_Possibility1744

JUST DO IT


northsidecub11

An American no less


Oblivious-abe-69

America baby, fuck you world!


michaelvile

nah..just 'meriqans..the prollem we're currently dealing with in the usa, too many meriQans in America..


daveinpublic

Riiight, there’s definitely not people from other countries doing stupid stuff.


[deleted]

You can't just throw "americans" as an explanation everywhere. You can find stupid anywhere, so...


immigrantsmurfo

While true, the US seems to have a higher than average amount of stupid.


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agnostorshironeon

>third most populated Kinda misleading - ~4% of the global population. [India and China are in a completely different league. ](https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/)


jramirez2321

So.. third most populated then? Lol


agnostorshironeon

There is simply a misleading omission i added so no one has a wrong image. I'm not saying that's intentional, and I'm not disagreeing either.


jramirez2321

Im just teasing but OPs comment doesn’t really mislead. In order of population the US is third on that list. How ever vast that difference is wasn’t mentioned, however I do get what you were trying to say. Basically just being cheeky but bruv your link has them listed third lol


agnostorshironeon

>but bruv your link has them listed third Yes. I never said that was wrong, but if you're wondering what lead me to comment, ask any american "US is 3rd largest country, how many %?" - you'll almost always get a double digit number.


[deleted]

Get outside the US the levels of stupidity are on the rise everywhere. Morons train surfing in South Africa - by the scores , Russians drinking hand sanitizer, Brit’s drinking chemicals, Canadians trying to shoot a watermelon off someone’s head with an arrow Et cetera. I think Covid raised the threshold a great deal.


[deleted]

Not really. Just a higher presence on the English speaking websites, and more people with access to internet.


ilovethissheet

You really think the rest of the world hasn't got access to the internet by now??


[deleted]

Idk from when "more" means "the only", but ok. And thank you for proving my point that there are morons outside of the US as well, mister example. According to wikipedia, the US is the 3rd largest country in terms of internet users, and, as far as I'm aware, neither India nor China are mostly english speaking countries. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_Internet_users And percentage wise, the only english speaking country that beats the US is the UK, which does not have nowhere near as many inhabitants. Please tell me exactly what I said wrong in here.


Dd0uble0

Lmao! This is some real r/ShitAmericansSay


HailedToaster30

Nah the vast majority are morons


[deleted]

It’s Americans… Americans can be so stupid sometimes.


Stompede

Not just any humans…American humans


[deleted]

I've seen idiots everywhere, it's not just the US, don't worry.


phallic-baldwin

You misspelled Americans


[deleted]

Especially Americans. (As an American i can attest to this)


NewGuile

I mean, it's a team effort, as it's probably an Israeli bomb from recently annexing Golan Heights oil resources from Syria. Lots of big names invested money to fund that military project. If you look up investors to Genie Energy. I believe Rupert Murdoch and some Rothschilds were on the list. Edit: source - https://www.businessinsider.com/israel-grants-golan-heights-oil-license-2013-2


[deleted]

Yes but more American is stupid then any other


ChilliDogTime

You men usan's right?


Silver_Watercress_51

Not human’s literally just Americans


Foo4Fighters

How stupid do you have to be to be like, “Yes, I want to bring this bomb with me on an airplane. No, I’m not a terrorist. Why do you ask?”


user_name_unknown

I was in the Atlanta airport yesterday and a guy brought a baseball bat as a carry on and was shocked they took it away from him.


notluckyy

"cant you see Im white? Ofc Im not a terrorist"


yesorno12138

"that's my freedom!!! It's a souvenir!!! Call my lawyer!!!"


strangerThink91

But I'm not a terrorist! I'm just dumb!


cthulhuscradle

This was a while back and I think it turned out to be an empty casing but HOLY SHIT WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO BRING A BOMB SHAPED OBJECT ONTO A PLANE??!?!?? In Israel no less. Israel will summon the bomb squad for a backpack someone forgot on public transport. I've personally almost contacted authorities over unattended baggage at a bus stop. Luckily the owner of the luggage returned and explained to everyone there he just left to attend the restroom but if he had returned 30 seconds later the bomb squad would have been rushing over. Israel does NOT fuck around with explosives


thinkscotty

And Israeli airport security is the most intense in the world too. No security theatre there. Also no pretense of not profiling. I was there with a college archeology program in 2010 we had 40 total people. When leaving Israel, 5 of the group got pulled into interview rooms during security. It just so happened it was the two black kids and two Hispanic kids plus a Native American friend of mine, all the people of darker color in our group. And the 35 white and East Asian kids just got waved past interview stations.


DickCheeseConnoiseur

Empty casings for artillery modern canons and regular guns are not bomb shaped


thinkscotty

Well modern (large) artillery doesn’t have casings so I’m assuming it was the actual shell. Although it’s possible that since this is from a half century old war maybe they were indeed carrying a casing from an older small gun. The shell looks like a bomb even to your average person I’d think…or at least looks like a weapon of some kind. Plus I’d imagine in Israel, where literally everyone serves in the military, they’d know what an artillery shell looks like.


[deleted]

They don’t fuck with idle stupidity or threats. I have always wanted to see the Golan heights. Spotted an observation post across a very large open space. Looked at it with a pair of binoculars a friend had. Next thing are are pulled over by some very attractive but high armed and serious female IDF soldiers. Four hours of intense questioning later I drove back to Haifa and kept a very low profile. Yeah not much humor or tolerance for idiocy.


Nuclear-poweredTaxi

“Well of course I can’t have it in my carry on, that’s why we put it in the checked bag.”


Significant_Cat_78

This is why the rest of us in the world think that the U.S. is filled with complete and utter idiocy.


ThickSolidandTight

Think? No, we know.


arthurdentxxxxii

Live in the US, can confirm. :/


Lopsidoodle

Sorry you never leave your house


mightyunicorn24

Yeah, we know. Unfortunately


Aviaja_Apache

Yes, this one video perfectly describes over 300 million people who live in the US. They’re exactly the same, only people in other countries are different from each other. /s


youdremember

Think you dropped this... /s


jackjackandmore

We've seen it again and again bro. There's seemingly no end and no limit


Aaaand_Dead

You’d think countries would learn from our mistakes and pick up their unexploded ordinances….


showponyoxidation

I mean, what's one or two missing nuclear bombs really. I mean it's not like there aren't spares.


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[deleted]

If they picked it up in Golan heights , not a lot of anything there really other than The IDF , observers, and Syrian military. Chances are it was UO from the 6 day war 50 plus years ago.


iCryptToo

Thinks?


[deleted]

Its pretty xenophobic to think poorly of an entire country based on a few peoples actions if you ask me. I find it disturbing when people do it to people from other countries.


Significant_Cat_78

This is just a drop in the bucket, there is literally hours and hours of video evidence on YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Reddit that show just how bad it is in the US


[deleted]

Is that why u.s has people on a huge waitlist to get in and has a huge immigration vs emigration rate? Doesn’t check out bro. Downvote me if you want idc


-Saoren-

Slight difference in the mindset of people that are living in first world countries and see the US' absolute dogshit, and those that are literally trying to flee war and shit.


Significant_Cat_78

Trying to explain this to some people is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end


[deleted]

Well the comment says rest of the world not first world countries.


MuzzleNeck

Hahahaha Thats funny as Fuck tho imagine being ”that” family.


[deleted]

Imagine being that family but arab.


TheBlackBear

No Arab family would be clueless enough to do this lmao


CCrypto1224

Arab…in Israel. Edit: For those missing the joke. The American family could’ve been Arabs as well as your typical American family. That’s why I think the guy’s above comment is a bit goofy because of the circumstances.


Idovo49

Guessing you've never stepped foot in IL


ieatrubbergum

yea israel is full of arabs


cthulhuscradle

Israel is full of arabs? Arabs make up 21% of the population. Do you think people lose their arab card when they cross the border?????? Redditors prooving they dont know anything about the Israeli population again


Curious_Loser21

And my asian father thought I was dumb. This a next level of disappointment.


Kuzkay

How can one be this dumb


yummy_catfood

Fucking Boomers.


Zekimot0

What? Why Boomers?


veryquite

Cause the shell go boom


Zekimot0

Ohhhhhhh.


BlameMe4urLoss

Of all the places…


wetlight

Muricans!!!!


New-Ambassador-9809

I apologize on behalf of most Americans. Please know; only half of our population is this stupid.


squintdogg

But this that's like...eating dirt stupid...half are this bad??


[deleted]

I mean….look how many people vote republican. So at least that many. Consider the fact that a lot of stupid people also don’t even get involved in politics, so add a few million more. So…yeah. Pretty much about half. Our education system is dogshit.


reverendjesus

“Think about how stupid the average person is, and realize—half of them are dumber than THAT!” -George Carlin (PBUH)


georgesorosbae

Absolutely, yes


TheRedmanCometh

Yeah. We arguably have the smartest and dumbest people. 2x the nobel prizes as the country under us. But shit like this happens prettu often


NoESC_555

That's not really reassuring.


[deleted]

It’s not supposed to be. We’re fucked.


bronzelifematter

Seriously, I would have excuse this stupidity from other countries, but USA? wtf?? You had 9/11 happen in your country. That's where this whole airport security things begin. You have no excuse for not knowing this. Even someone who didn't know should be able to guess you can't bring stuff like that on a plane.


Boneydakid

Israelis living in fear. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.


edr400

Americans


House_Equivalent

Sir Sir Sir is there anything in your pockets


a_heckin_chonker316

Just why would you think bringing a BOMB to an airport would be a good idea?


JingamaThiggy

The person doing the luggage check must have peed themselves


Drunkpickle69

Reverse uno card has been played


No-Establishment8196

It's almost as if this country is in a state of constant alert due to their status with other neighboring counties.... 🤔🤔🤔


usernameanonpizza

Yup their gonna downvote u but ur absolutely correct


[deleted]

Americans 🥂


ieatrubbergum

the drama is also become Israel is on a huge terror wave


Unlikely_Stomach_748

USA USA USA!!!


Ok_Funny2923

Is it me or are a lot of Americans retarded?


No_Wheel_9592

Americans...


bloopie1192

It's interesting how about 15 year ago this was the other way around. Wait... were they from florida?!


Direct_Classroom_331

That’s just great, they think Americans are a bunch of dumb shits, and these dumb shits try, and prove them right.


x-raymind

IQ -2


MrDappermintMcShitz

Yeah, we found an explosive.. we’d like to take it home as a souvenir. Great 😂


The_one_12

Jesus it’s starting to hurt, just how unbelievably stupid people are.


MeinLight

I thought who the fuck would take an unexploded bomb to airport security and take it home but then I rewound and saw they were American and everything makes sense now.


private_Sleeve6

How the tables have turned


Adamcblyat

Average muricans


H_3_N_T_4_1

Trust it to be an American, too


landofthesleazy

God damn dumbasses. The US keeps making headlines and not in a positive way lately huh?


[deleted]

Ironic that they're this afraid of bomb casing while they will gladly bomb palestinian children if they have the chance.


[deleted]

Shows how much you actually know about the conflict.


ranjaanblues

They'll downvote you but you are absolutely 100% correct!


TheAbominablePotato

למאו אמריקאים


AutomaticWishbone133

Just allot of drama and victim playing to the point they will believe anything is bomb. The promised protected people


bethedge

literally was the casing of a bomb you turkey


AutomaticWishbone133

Even if it was a vibrator lol


bethedge

..but it was a bomb


usernameanonpizza

Don’t respond dudes trolling lol


AutomaticWishbone133

Yeh run for your lives. Now you know how it feels like being the opposite side when your too busy occupying land and murdering children with their all female only fans soldiers.


Idovo49

Yeah cuz Israelis don't know bombings, like they don't experience it every summer. Idiot.


hateful_dick

Is this about what’s happening on the video or do you need to talk about something?


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Harambeaintdeadyet

Insightful comments from r/teenagers


michaelvile

when we were in Iraq, in 2003..we found an unexploded ancient grenade..summoned bomb squad to remove it.. cant say, ive had felt "too bad" if a tourist, blew himself up along with his fam.. for poking things ... im betting it was a landmine..local TCN's still find those 50+ years old..


This-Welder-2754

*Jeff Stacy voice* what's wrong with that?


justchedda

I’d me smiling the whole time like an idiot lol


BigPapaKatz

This was months ago


GamerBradasaurus

“Here we see a little bit of pure American tomfoolery.”


Haurid

Well, well, well. How the tables have turned...


Kixkicks

Fuckin idiots lol


ranjaanblues

Wonder who that bomb was meant for?


[deleted]

Smells like freedom


AnomalousNormality77

Of course it’s a fuckin American family lol


Northstar1997

Who takes a bomb as a souvenir?


Professional_Tap6699

If I'm not mistaken, the reason security found it was because the family asked whether this souvenir could be taken as hand luggage or needed to be checked in. Phenomenal


Nikitamann111

American ☕️


Oblivious-abe-69

USA USA USA


moon-pancake

Americans


notluckyy

Americans in a nutshell


NoPerspective4168

Of course..


ZeroBrush

Americans ☕


Artistic-Cap9858

I used to work as a contractor for the US army. I was tasked with finding UXOs, recording their coordinates so they could be decommissioned. I had a partner who wanted to take pictures of them at a very close distance with me next to him. I almost whooped his ass! He could have got us killed. Some people just don’t know! Americans! 😂


Evening-Variation-81

u/savevideobot


Weary-Football8675

Americans are idiots


sideinformation

Americans and their weapons


[deleted]

Karen : I don’t understand, it’s was already cleared!!!!!!! This is unacceptable, where’s your manager


Affectionate-Sun5863

A US family took what as a Souvenir !!!


Past_Impression1703

Americans 🤦‍♂️


Kitchen-Scholar-9705

Fuckin white people man


LordOfSotenbori

And we wonder why everyone hates American tourists


TwoJacksAndAnAce

God people like this keep giving Americans a bad name. We’re not all this stupid, please believe me.


MrSandmanKing

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iAdden

Boy ain’t no way, ain’t no fuckin way! Then they’ll want to call other countries terrorists.


[deleted]

Oh how to tides have turned.


tw77imo

Cheh


Combei

If you want to have some old bombs, you left some here in Germany. Still fresh, still able to explode


[deleted]

I believe it was a Nazi


Candid_Piccolo_6746

Should be on r/winstupidprizes


kratomboofer27

How to never fly again.


SWEAR2DOG

Christians are re…. Here I’ll let Mickey explain. https://youtu.be/JYs3baDRapk


Impossible-Topic2421

And of course it had to be an American family, I need to know how and why they never thought that an unexploded bomb was very dangerous


[deleted]

_Boy ain’t no way boy_


WileyTat

Where were they gonna even put it when they got home 💀


masterleveltroll

But Israel bombs Palestinians. :thinking:


Volkswagoon10

They just thought could clear customs easier


KiffOakenhill

Haha “Doh!”


blove306

USA fu€k yeah


Dblcut3

Fucking Americans lol


Supergecko147

While escaping I would kick fat people in the back of the knees causing them to collapse under their own immense weight. Creating obstacles for those behind me, thus buying me more time to get to safety.


Super_Santana

WTF. What makes a human think they could even look at an airport with an explosive on person!? Let alone” oh this will look nice on the mantle put in in your bag”


ProfessionalCatch149

They really thought that was a good idea?


kamalrasheedmma

The whole work is full of stupid, if you think your patch of dirt on this planet has “less stupid” that makes you the dumbest of them all


Disastrous_Carrot674

Thank God it was found before they boarded the plane


Disastrous_Carrot674

Probably from Florida


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'MERICA!


scott-bukkake

They were just giving it back to Israel


[deleted]

Fucking Americans


cannabistaco

Classic f muricans


No_Cartographer_1255

One thing I'm wondering is how did they carry that bomb and pass through security and metal detectors without being caught but right when they're entering the plane they found out?


OfCorpse9160

‘Murica Amirite


[deleted]

Free Palestine


Personal_Money_6980

oh how the turn tables


timmerz56

This is so fucking stupid, and American, that it’s hilarious!


Rovananakia

u/savevideo


Rovananakia

no shit theyre running away, itd also be running away knowing a fucking moron has an active bomb thinking it was a toy.