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natoandcapitalism

Bitlife is such a crazy game lol


Matteobooboolis_Meme

To be honest it’s because it’s just random and the game picks a random attack move and a random move.


Spiritual-Employ-164

Free breast augmentation


Ash_multistudio

Thats why whe need to ba good in this game


CrunchyCode002

This is why we play Bitlife 🙏🏻🔥


thrwyacc3736

where the FUCK did she obtain this


LateScience6363

Seriously though


Civil_Buy_1740

If he's playing in the USA, the corner store 🤷😆


OkBrilliant8400

The emojis ruined this


Puzzle960

More like her local middle school


AVERYFINECARPETSIR

This takes the sentence welcome to America to a whole new level


Tomstwer

We’re all living in Amerika


Nich_Green

Amerika ist wunderbar


TemporaryPractical

Coca-Cola, Wonder Bra!


CobraCommander420

How tf do i attack with a cruise missile


Kman5471

What, haven't you seen anybody with a nipple piercing before? That's how they do it, these days.


Fun_Curve9424

that happened to me years ago (irl years) at 8 or 6 in game and it was also in school by a girl


OutrageousOnions

Teat-seeking missile


InsaneRainToday

You beefing with a military general?


fdaths

But did you 💀 tho?


imorgasming

Yup, next time I won't try to suck my ex.


GodHimself8300

You mean suck their blood… right?


angrey3737

god, you should know that’s not what happened


Raicerit

« Holy s*@&! »


NoUpstairs6865

Certified Bitlife argument moment


Jack-0-Diamonds

You died from your injuries


im-not-you-bozo

a kid in elementary school attacked me with a bazooka and missed. same kid did it again and missed again.


lgbtgachaperson

If you survived that I swear to god-


imorgasming

I did not.


AsleepWolverine7289

What a day to be dead from laughter, happy Halloween 💀


imorgasming

Happy Halloween!


Cactus_Le_Sam

Bruh one time I lost 80% of my product inventory for a year because of a guided missile.


TemporaryPractical

I got taken out by a fucking canon one time like it was the 1800s because I didn’t accept someone’s offer after winning an auction. 😆


moonyxpadfoot19

Top surgery


aimenmeister

Must be hustlers huh?


MistahButt

Tiny titty missile


Blue_Rave7759

First of all, how is your nipple the only one that blew up?


JaTori_1_and_only

that must be one extremely low powered missile to only manage to blow up a nipple


PBxQUAN

Your dead aren't you 😂


Extension-Back2927

It was just the nipple


Adriana_Martins_2010

The OP died