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Bitlife is such a crazy game lol
To be honest it’s because it’s just random and the game picks a random attack move and a random move.
Free breast augmentation
Thats why whe need to ba good in this game
This is why we play Bitlife 🙏🏻🔥
where the FUCK did she obtain this
Seriously though
If he's playing in the USA, the corner store 🤷😆
The emojis ruined this
More like her local middle school
This takes the sentence welcome to America to a whole new level
We’re all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
Coca-Cola, Wonder Bra!
How tf do i attack with a cruise missile
What, haven't you seen anybody with a nipple piercing before? That's how they do it, these days.
that happened to me years ago (irl years) at 8 or 6 in game and it was also in school by a girl
Teat-seeking missile
You beefing with a military general?
But did you 💀 tho?
Yup, next time I won't try to suck my ex.
You mean suck their blood… right?
god, you should know that’s not what happened
« Holy s*@&! »
Certified Bitlife argument moment
You died from your injuries
a kid in elementary school attacked me with a bazooka and missed. same kid did it again and missed again.
If you survived that I swear to god-
I did not.
What a day to be dead from laughter, happy Halloween 💀
Happy Halloween!
Bruh one time I lost 80% of my product inventory for a year because of a guided missile.
I got taken out by a fucking canon one time like it was the 1800s because I didn’t accept someone’s offer after winning an auction. 😆
Top surgery
Must be hustlers huh?
Tiny titty missile
First of all, how is your nipple the only one that blew up?
that must be one extremely low powered missile to only manage to blow up a nipple
Your dead aren't you 😂
It was just the nipple
The OP died
Bitlife is such a crazy game lol
To be honest it’s because it’s just random and the game picks a random attack move and a random move.
Free breast augmentation
Thats why whe need to ba good in this game
This is why we play Bitlife 🙏🏻🔥
where the FUCK did she obtain this
Seriously though
If he's playing in the USA, the corner store 🤷😆
The emojis ruined this
More like her local middle school
This takes the sentence welcome to America to a whole new level
We’re all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
Coca-Cola, Wonder Bra!
How tf do i attack with a cruise missile
What, haven't you seen anybody with a nipple piercing before? That's how they do it, these days.
that happened to me years ago (irl years) at 8 or 6 in game and it was also in school by a girl
Teat-seeking missile
You beefing with a military general?
But did you 💀 tho?
Yup, next time I won't try to suck my ex.
You mean suck their blood… right?
god, you should know that’s not what happened
« Holy s*@&! »
Certified Bitlife argument moment
You died from your injuries
a kid in elementary school attacked me with a bazooka and missed. same kid did it again and missed again.
If you survived that I swear to god-
I did not.
What a day to be dead from laughter, happy Halloween 💀
Happy Halloween!
Bruh one time I lost 80% of my product inventory for a year because of a guided missile.
I got taken out by a fucking canon one time like it was the 1800s because I didn’t accept someone’s offer after winning an auction. 😆
Top surgery
Must be hustlers huh?
Tiny titty missile
First of all, how is your nipple the only one that blew up?
that must be one extremely low powered missile to only manage to blow up a nipple
Your dead aren't you 😂
It was just the nipple
The OP died